More Of Britney On Broadway!

Woow, she looks good!

Yup, she's already started packing on the pounds again! Oh, those poor people who had to scrub her off again! I hope they were paid well for dealing with the smell and the mess of this idiot who constantly seeks out the public spotlight! She sure doesn't act like she's upset to see the paps today! She's basking in it. Disgusting!

At least her kids are better off having her on the other side of the country. She only misses them for the photo ops.

Gotta say that the cop escorting her is the most appealing aspect of the photo. Nice looking guy!

she looks fantastic. sod the cop what about the guy next to her.
cute but solid. i like him for her.

I agree with you "ya brittas"

Wow what a shallow planet we live on.
So what now a woman is ugly because she is 5 pounds over what her ideal body weight should be? How horrible and sad to be living around assholes like you people who say that she has gained tons of weight because in reality Britney is SKINNY but some of you hate a "stranger" for NO GOOD reason AT ALL.

Just wait until you burn in hell for all of this! Just wait.

I love this Girl so come on haters do your thing and trash her if you hate her so much the dinner is served for you WE FANS LOVE HER FOREVER

Britney your wig is to far back on your head move it forward.

She has bad taste in shoes! She needs a stylist pronto!!!!

Need more info on the HOT COP!!!
Meow cougar hungry!

Ha ha just kidding/But no really who is he?

Maybe he'll be in her next video :)
He's good looking

That cop is HOT! Yummy yummy

sho lokks so sweet

Britney isn't, and has never been skinny.
She isn't obese but she is far from skinny.

ohh pathetic haters
she is looking gorgeous

The people happy to see her are actually glad to see the face that goes with the VAG shots of her last year.

2.36, clearly the only shallow one here is YOU.

She still has a triple chin.

She looks so much older than her age.

She looks absolutely crazy, that's not a smile it's a pyschotic episode.

trus me, i would be happy to have some escort like him, so freaking hot, i want to be a BAD GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

SHE IS LOOKING AMAZING
WOMANIZER IS So hot song

...? ; windpipe ; one ; life
Anybody knows that missing word?
Love :)

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

The cop are soo hooott... and Britney too.

There is NO sex tape.

starmagazine.com/britney_spears_sex_tape/news/14672

Sunnyday, who are you communicating to?

Her new song sucks dick.

Sunnyday is communicating to Amethyst Mine. They co-exist.

McCain-Palin '08!

Sunnyday,
Looking for the missing word? Try searching on this: Arikara Legend.

sunnyday is a sleuth who needs no searching tips.

so lovely idol..........GODSPEED.........

so lovely idol..........GODSPEED.........

so lovely idol..........GODSPEED.........

Those are the cutest SHOES!

She is a media attention whore. Why is she never with her children except to take photos which she knows will appear in the media? Kevin is the attentive parent to those kids. She needs media attention to exist in her own sick mind.She is a nontalent mess.

britney is a superstar

to all the haters, we are very much happy seeing you hating, we love it, bwahahaha

I am not a hater I only call it as it is.Britney has alot of problems that will never go away. She will never be able to handle her own life and she can never expand her singing cos she really cannot sing without alot of studio help. The one person I hope pulls it together is Heather Locklear. Get healthy Heather cos you have alot to live for and you are a decent,talented woman.

LOVS the new shoes!

Sam. Go away. I don't know what backdoor you think you can get in this time, but you can't.

Howard is not paying you, why persist? Pride? Challenge? Alli is so easy?

she beaming because she high on her meds plain and sample and she has what matter to her more than anything the attention of the paps. those shoes are so ugly . Are those men shoes or sandles. What a useless mother she in newyork when she is suppose to be visiting with her children. kfed should not change her vist day because she got to promote stupid music. ur kids come first. ur fame will not last forever there is always some1 hotter that will take ur spot but she refuse to get that in her stupid brain.

Oh my god....look the cop has a "triple chin", is he Fat? I think she looks really good here! Very well put together!

There is NO sex tape.
Days after reports surfaced that Britney Spears' ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib is shopping around an x-rated tape of his sexcapades with the pop tart, the former paparazzo tells Star that it's all a lie.

"There is no sex tape," Adnan tells Star exclusively, "and I've never claimed there is one."

Adnan says he's prepared to take legal action over the false claims attributed to him. The original story quoted Adnan talking about his intention to sell a two-hour tape he made with Britney in Mexico last January. The tape was said to show a naked Britney writhing around on a bed wearing just her famous pink wig.

"I don't know where these quotes I'm supposed to have said have come from," says Adnan. "What I do know is they certainly didn't come from me and they are completely false. I'm extremely upset and distressed and I'm taking legal action... This story has caused a lot of hurt to my family and people close to me."

"There is no sex tape," he continues. "That is the end of the matter."

Am, keep your cryptic jibberish at JFX

Shitney looks like a fat slob with her boobs always hanging out of her dress.

Shitney looks fake as hell.

Shitney looks like crap.

She is so beautiful ....i like the dress and shoes.....go Britney...

Shitney looks like a fat slob.

Shitney looks like a fat ugly used up old tranny granny.

5:59 looks like English to me. There is NO sex tape.

Shitney looks a truck driver.

Shitney looks like a fat hooker.

Shitney looks like a fool.

Shitney looks like a fat cow.

Britney looks AMAZING. WONDERFUL.

For a good chuckle, go to JFX "There is No Sex Tape". There you will once again find Doc answering MT. They only talk to each other and that isn't often. Thought? ROFL

And you didn't understand what they said to each other, did you?

yeah
cryptic they thought though lmao! what's this "they" shit?

One guy?

Nothing is as it appears.

And you don't understand that, do you?

Shitney looks like a fat polar bear.

Have u guys seen jessica Alaba. wow she is so Hot she has loss her her baby weight in 12 weeks and she look even hotter compare her britney who has all the world in her hands since she not a actuallt real mom and who had her last one 2yo ago. i mean comapre Gwen, Jlo, heidi klum , nicole these women are real mom who take care of their kids everyday and just had their babies they are all in by far better shape and they are older than her but look way hotter and younger.

Shitney looks like a fat elephant hippo.

Don't be cryptic spill the beans.

Shitney looks like a fat monkey.

Shitney looks like a dead zombie.

It isn't rocket science.

Shitney looks like a monster from hell.

Shitney looks like a fat ugly slut alien from outerspace.

Shitney looks like beaves and butthead.

Shitney looks like a clown.

Shitney looks like dog shit.

Shitney looks like a toilet.

Shitney looks like a stupid hillbilly.

Shitney looks like a red neck skank from hell.

Shitney looks like spongebob sqaurepants.

Shitney looks like seinfield.

Shitney looks like will smith.

Let's just say I know what you mean. A certain gossip site is full of contradictions and falsehoods.

Shitney looks like a downsyndrum.

Shitney looks retarded.

Shitney looks like adam sandler.

Shitney looks like a gangster slut from hell.

Shitney looks mental.

Shitney looks like a homeless person.

Shitney looks like melcome in the middle.

Shitney looks like aliens in america.

Shitney looks like that 70s show.

Shitney looks like king of the hill.

Shitney looks like that fat homer simpson cartoon character.

Adnan is dirtier than a piece of shit.

Shitney looks drunk as hell.

Shitney looks high on drugs.

poor lame andy. no one likes this site but you. you can't buy a reply. toodles.

ha ha ha toodles

your all fucking lame and britney rocks

The 10/2/08 Daily Telegraph has a hot story Britney Spears, Adnan Ghalib sex tape war, destroy it, lawsuit row. There were pics of Brit and the scumbag on the balcony in Cabo so his buddy was definately taking pics without her knowing. The pap is a verifiable scumbag so I'm thinking he prolly has a sex tape. It's like they're nobody unless they have a sex tape the last coupla yrs. Pam, Paris, Lilo and even the dark haired girl from SATC have sex tapes.

night Am.
night Doc/MT

I don't trust Spears and her PR hack. They lie about everything. They even used a 5 yr old photo on a mag a few months ago. Adnan probably has video. He should sell it and make a bundle.

The rental cop needs to find a tie that fits.

One guy!!! Lol!!!

Who said I went to bed? *waves*

There's a hysterically funny guy poking fun at them at night. God, I hope it's him. Send me a smoke signal. One puff for yes, two puffs for no. Lmao!

I think Andy needs to get a life. If you don't like someone so be it, but leaving that many nasty comments is kinda scary and pathetic too.

It's a world class con job.

No shit! Lmao!

Check it out.

ah baseball, cookware, and an umbrella

I'm having trouble deciding which is funnier the shit on JFX or TMZ. Lmao!

neither

I'm heading to Perez to see what's shakin'.

*wave*

Guffaw Ratings on a 1-5 Scale

X17 5Gs (whackos on parade)
TMZ 4Gs (snarkiest blurbs)
JFX 2Gs (sheer stupidity)
Perez 1G (blurbs are stale)

Chief, send a smoke signal tomorrow. Lmao!

You need to move on. They're on to you. Find a different job while you can get a job reference.

hi pissant what's up?

HELLo AM

I feel sorry for you.

I've been here. Why you saying hello for?

And the 2008 Darwin Award goes to
opening the envelope Amethyst Mine

ROTFL, I love when you do that.

:))

mail

Toodles Shitlock!

*wave*

You're the one who is saying, "Hello."

You don't remember the umbrella. You're not the same person.

I'm in my PJs. What are you wearing?

hole-ripped coat you bought me last year. Thanks again.

pinkmeatcompany.com/?p=449

...? ; windpipe ; one ; life
Anybody knows that missing word?
Love :)

wussed

intern?

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit .
No Thanks!
Love :)

It's Amethyst Mine.

Don't you know me? What's happened to us?

I don't know you. Let go of me. I don't know you!

might I perhaps get my wings?

If you ever get your wings, you'll see all by yourself.

:P

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-509642/Britneys-jilted-boyfriend-auctions-intimate-photos-fights-regain-custody-children.html

Astral Space?
The very place where all spiritual problems begins.
No Thanks!
Love :)

WUSS.

lol

No man is a failure who has friends. Thanks for the wings.

My mouth's bleeding, Bert! My mouth's bleed . . .

Zuzu's petals! Zuzu's . . . they're . . . they're here, Bert!

WOW! It's certainly nice to see Brit-Brit smiling again! I am so glad to see that it's finally looking like she's getting her life back and getting it together, too! Good Luck Britney! We love ya here in SE Missouri!

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!

Adnan is dirtier than a piece of shit.

BOY, SHE LOOKS AWESOME!!!!!!!!

hi losers

Shitney quotes:

Britney About Sex: Stupid Britney Spears Quotes
"I want to wait to have sex until I'm married."

And her nose did grow and grow!

Shitney quotes:

Quotes
I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.

Must be hard to keep track of the simple thing. Especially being simply minded as she is.

Shitney quotes On Heart to Heart- or some shit like that:

Britney is hoping that her literary work might earn her the Nobel Prize in Literature, "You know, everyone says that Shakespeare was such a great writer... can you believe that? Shakespeare can't even write a line; most of his words are misspelled and just simply wrong - no one has ever heard of them. If that bum can be the greatest writer of all time, it shouldn't be surprising if I manage the Nobel Prize in Literature for a book so beautifully written - just ask the fans, they'll tell you."


My what modesty.

For a retard.

Shitney quotes:

"Well I mean, for a start, I don't date black guys, ya know coming from the South, there just aren't any minorities there, so...it's like, a major shock when you go to the big cities and all, they're just everywhere."

Her Klan would not approve, I guess.

Shitney quotes:

A DJ asked Britney: "Would you get anything pierced?"
Britney: "Nooo way, I would never get anything fake on my body."

No, certainly not like fake teeth, hair, boobs, brain cells.

Shitney quotes:

MTV asked Britney if she liked Eminem.
"Yeah, I think they are cool!"

Sure, plain or peanut? She prefers nuts though, being one.

Shitney quotes:

"The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff."

I bet she wore her life vest flying from L.A. to Canada. Wouldn't want to crash in the ocean.

Shitney quotes:



"I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller, too."

Alrighty, got fake hair and a fake nose, only if she could find a good plastic surgeon to do the hooves. Maybe she should shop around for a good veterinarian.

Shitney quotes:

Britney Spears: "I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't really like eating fish, and I know that's very popular out there in Africa"

Hmmm? I guess that explains the Afro Samurai anime series.

Flat Out Shitney LIE!:

http://
www.celebrityzu.com/images/britney-spears-note-of-apology-to-the-papparazzi1.jpg

Do you need a permit?

http://
holycandy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/britney-stupid.jpg

This should only take a few more years. Or maybe one:

http://
www.mollygood.com/wp/docs/2008/02/2jgk07.jpg

Finally, a realistic doll:

http://
allieiswired.com/archives/2007/02/you-too-can-own-a-bald-britney-doll/

Does it come in velvet?

http://
www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/britneysadclown1.jpg

Long lost baby photo of SP:
http://
img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/Chasewaterhouse/Photos2/pmfs.jpg

She is a lucky woman with all these hot men around. That cop is luscious. If I were here I would have my writers pen a cops song and she could dress up like a cop and stop some hot guy on the interstate and jump his bones and in then the end shows that they are really already lovers or get stopped by a hot cop and do the same. Think soap opera. Whatever she does she is not short of pleanty of manly men close around guarding her. Where is Carla?

I think I would offer that cop a job and take him to LA with me if I were Brit. He looks gooooooooooood!!!!!

Shitney should fart into Pringles cans and aucthion them off on E-bay. Her fans would make her more money than she stands to make off her circus cd.

Either that, or fart into a Pringles can, put it to a beat, and sell it as her next single. I'm sure the fans would just lap that shit right up!

9:07 is a Doc impersonator

2:20 REMEMBER SHE CANT EVEN WASH HER OWN HAIR ALONE MUCH LESS HIRE SOMEONE OR HANDLE MONEY MATTERS !!!!!!! REMEMBER NOW, HER DADDY IS HER KEEPER. SHES 26 AND RECIEVES ALLOWANCE BUT SHES GETTING READY FOR A WORLD YOUR... BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHA AHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

First, I hope they cut the c-ship, because with out handlers to protect her from herself, she'll revert right back to self destruct mode again. Drugs, drugs, and even more drugs! And more random loser dick as well!
I also hope she somehow 'tries' to tour. It will crush her completely!
Combine the two and it's instant disaster time!
So go for both together! It sure will be great to watch THAT circus take stage!

4:45 leads a boring life.

Better than being a fucking Britard, like you!

britney is a superstar

to all the haters, we are very much happy seeing you hating, we love it, bwahahaha

brit babe looks beautiful!!
agree or not, she is the most important
female artist of our time... that's the
truth......hahaha

my goodness, SHE IS A BEAUTY LEGEND!
so amazing!

Britney is an ugly slut that looks like a man.

Britney is the most over-rated untalented whore in music history. Somebody else writes the songs, somebody else tweaks the voice with computer wizardry. All Britney does is lipsynch the words.
That is not an artist. She is a talentless whore.

Eat what thou spill shall be the hole of the door.

That cop!!
Holy crap that dude is bangin'!

Britney went to a CULTURAL event???? WOW.

Hey gertrude youfuckig idot that is not a wig she has a larger forwahead and that is her hair line

Huh? Britney is on the pictures?! All my eyes would focus on is the HOT COP!!! So good looking, he beats most male celebs in hollywood lately!

6:10, glad to hear that. Now that this is cleared up, we will continue to hate her and express our contempt of her as she is a greedy pig who abandons her kids for a sinking career! There is not a single damn thing you can do about it either. Now go laugh at that, you chuckle headed Britard!

Only Britney could cause a commotion like that in NY!

She looks amazing, get over it people.

NYC garbage strikes cause the same commotion. She looks like white trash.

Shit, I'm sorry I missed these great drops. Loved the Shitney quotes too!

i have a concealed. search me

Yo guys I know the hot cop.....And he is a nice guy too!