Once Upon A Time, There Was Britney & Adnan...

It isn't helping Britney regain control of her life that they're really interested in. It the money they could profit off of her. We all know she's 4 quarters shy of a full dollar anyhow.

You have to wonder if X17 isn't somehow mixed up in this mess too. Uh huh.

She is so much better off WITHOUT those two people in her life. All they want is her money, they aren't interested in her.

Well there goes about her last chance to get peen for quite some time! Well, at least until this little bullshit daily drama blows over and a new ridiculous drama starts up again. Fricking useless, idiotic drama queen!

Oh X17 is totally involved. Remember, they love Sam who gave them all the info on where Britney was and made them a ton of money. Britney apparently realized that Adnan wasn't a good guy, just using her for photo ops and money. I don't blame her for being angry but she sure has a long way to go before she can be on her own. She has no clue who the enemy is.

'No clue about who the enemy is' because she is her own worst enemy!

Brit stay away from those pieces of S..t!!!!

Oh they're both douches of the highest order, but funny how they were 'rescuing' her one moment and now they are public enemy #1 in a matter of a few days.

If Shitney was unleashed from the conservatorship, she'd no doubt go running back to Sam and Adnan. Being an egocentric means you require LOTS of attention and both numbnut guys certainly showered her with that. She was just too mentally challenged to realize that they were after her "fame and fortune" and could have cared less about her welfare.

Shitney should be eternally grateful that her father, brother and team of lawyers spared her from these two money-grubbing monsters. But being a dumb narcissist, she can only think of the admiration and worship Sam and Adnan gave their "Queen B". IF she returns to either one of them, I hope they use her for everything they can...

Sounds like she has the attention span and focus of a goldfish, which is around 10 seconds.
OMG this is horrible!.......3, 2, 1,..Wow, things are so great! Oh no! 10, 9, 8......

Britney is stronger then you think. It is her family that will not let her. Can you imagine not being aloud to go to the store? Being yourself? She has lost ALL control of her life?

Brit's Former Boy Toy Half-Naked When Served
Today 4:40 PM PST by Claudia Rosenbaum

Talk about exposing yourself to the courts!

Adnan Ghalib was served with court papers early Saturday morning at his Burbank house with orders to stay away from former fling Britney Spears. The paparazzo was half undressed when he was slapped with the papers...and he wasn’t alone.

“He was naked from the waist up,” a source tells E! News exclusively. “And he was back living with his estranged wife in Burbank.” Ghalib and Azlynn Berry filed for divorce last year after four years of marriage after Ghalib's tryst with the pop tart became public. They appeared to be reunited according to a source.

The Circus star's attorney filed for restraining orders against Ghalib, Sam Lutfi and attorney Jon Eardly on Friday claiming they were attempting to undermine her conservatorship.

A hearing is set on the restraining orders for Feb. 23.

Ghalib did not respond to an E! News request for comment.

www.eonline.com/uberblog/b81738_brits_former_boy_toy_half-naked_when.html

Britney is stronger then you think. It is her family that will not let her. Can you imagine not being aloud to go to the store? Being yourself? She has lost ALL control of her life?

Britney is weaker than you think. Everything around her basically revolves around protecting both her kids and herself from herself! She is too stupid to learn from her mistakes, so now they need a court again to help them do it because it is such an impossible task!

Sam and Adnan are scum.

BUT

Britney is her own worst enemy!

JFX is in damage control mode. ROTFL!!!

5:58 PM Yes, Britney is her own worst enemy BUT she's too mentally challenged to be aware of this simple fact. She continues to blame everyone else for her misfortunes/troubles and doesn't (can't??) place the blame where it belongs...on her own doorstep.

Shitney craves attention and affection and seeks it wherever it's readily available, whether or not the person she's after is scum.

She's alone because she doesn't have the mental capacity to make friends and is an egocentric self-serving child. As long as she continues to function in this manner, she's going to continue to be the victim of anyone who comes along unless she remains under a conservatorship for life.

Sick of anything JFX! Just a bunch of losers who huddle around wanting to get fuct by Adnoid.

6:08 No shit! ;)

Seriously, you're preaching to the choir. I have said the same thing and more for months!

6:12PM LOL! Maybe we're BOTH preaching to the choir but are they listening? Most of the time it doesn't appear that they are...

Too bad for the fans that there isn't some sort of refund scalper. Oh wait, actually it's hilarious!!!!

JFX Linda posted my E! Online link about Adnan shacking up with his wife

...minutes after I posted it on three threads. LOL

Too bad for the fans that there isn't some sort of refund scalper. Oh wait, actually it's hilarious!!!!

...LOL!

(I’m sorry I can’t resist doing this...)

Hi Linda!

Tell Adnan his 15 minutes are officially over. LOL!

6:16 PM You mean Shitney still has fans (Britards?). IF she cancels all or part of the Circus Tour, there are going to be a great many ANGRY teens who spent money they could ill afford to see their "Queen B" lip-sync and gyrate around. Oh well...

Oh PLEASE!!! Let JFX rot quietly on it's own. Fun to gloat, but seriously sick of them! (And PLEASE is not a demand, just a request)

Yeah, both fans are going to be pissed!

6:15 Maybe I was being too nice?!

How’s this?

Britney has the absolute WORST judgment in men and virtually everything else.

She's her own worst enemy.

LOL!

LOL!

I'm sorry but "I" think it's funny to watch JFX twist in the wind. LOL! If it's any consolation, it's a dying wind. If you want to skip these posts, it's your choice (just a suggestion not a demand).

Yeah, both fans are going to be pissed!

...LMAO!

Na, just sick of them. Not pissed, I just think it greatly adds to their already humongously inflated empty craniums. I do understand your glee though, so have fun!

I think X17 has B.S. under mind control LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Why in the WORLD would this site take the side of those two maggots?? Because x17online probably has their hand in the cookie jar also. Britney's a dumbshit for talking to those A-holes, just proves she's not nowhere near mentally capable of taking care of herself. And now she's going on TOUR?? Lord love a duck, no one in her life knows what's good for her, not her father, not her mother, not herself. Sad, sad state of affairs.

Oh, and this site SUCKS for siding with those two maggots. You've got a lot of eyeballs on you, x17online, better watch what you're getting yourselves into...

Thanks! Yesterday I posted the TRO and declaration. I read them before X17 and JFX posted the information. The docs contained home addresses. I KNEW this story would show up today. So I’m pretty happy to see them get blindsided again. LOL!

Does anyone know where I can make a suggestion for the tour? I think that they should have the show immediately right after something like Ozfest. Anyone wearing a black heavy metal t-shirt gets a nice miniature commemorative baseball bat. Britney fans get purdey pink balloons.

Go Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney Shitney

as soon as daddy is not in charge anymore, brit will be with adnan, barefoot in the 7-11 bathroom again, crying because her boys are calling someone else mommy

Some dumbass Britard was posting on another thread that they couldn't understand why in the world the Cirque Du Redneck tour needs insurance!!!!!
D U H !!!!!!!!!!

X17 has been participating in this from the beginning. I would love to see R&B N a v a r r e and Mark "Felipe" Twain (a probable timeshare character w/ Sam) get added to the RO list.

X17 is pissed because they dont have osama and adnan tipping them off and exposing an emotionally distressed Brtney

X17 is pissed because they dont have osama and adnan tipping them off and exposing an emotionally distressed Brtney

I’ll learn woodworking then build a tour suggestion box.

ROTFLMAO!

X17 is pissed because they dont have osama and adnan tipping them off and exposing an emotionally distressed Brtney

Poor "emotional distressed" Britney is 27 years old. Someone should teach her it's NOT safe to feed wild animals.

Poor "emotionally distressed" Britney is 27 years old. Someone should teach her it's NOT safe to feed wild animals.

Strike that, make it "emotionally" LOL

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6:43 and 6:44 Very funny! :D

HA! Double post, sorry!

I think it would really help her career to go on stage during Ozzfest and belt out Joan Jett's cover of 'I love rock and roll'(without the benefit of cover vocals-live) in front of a crowd of drunken, rowdy Slipknot fans. Surely if she has all that supposed talent, the crowd should be mesmerized. Or not. I would pay to see that!

I think both look sad. In the gallery I saw 40 pic (I couldn't stand more). Brit looks sad, drugged, sored and wooried. Adnan looks like a forward golddigger...playing gentleman...searching the goal.
Osamo L should go to jail.

^ What code is that written in?^

Jett must have cringed when she heard about the real cover. Okay, convince Britney to perform and I'll join you at Ozzfest. We’ll make it a road trip in the Cheetos-sponsored ambulance with the counterfeit LV interiors. I'll DRIVE (I insist)! ;)

^ What code is that written in?^

I don't think they'll spill the beans.

Even their name is a "secret". LOL

S A N D N I G G E R S

Fine. As long as I can put in an NO2 cylinder where the O2 normally goes. And don't forget that Phillip Morris is a co-sponsor for the Cheetambulance.

And first dibs on either the capture snare, or the Lithium tranq gun. I prefer the tranq gun, myself!

What's the big difference between secret and anonymous? Lol! Who is who of all anonymous??

As long as I'm driving, I'm cool. LOL!

I had a dream about the two of you working as partners. I was the patient.

I posted it in the Montage thread.

Back in 5.

I hope you get aids and die shitney!

Do not say anything negative about sam lufti or i will make your life a living hell. Lay off of him or else you will have to deal with me. Sam is a great guy.

And first dibs on either the capture snare, or the Lithium tranq gun. I prefer the tranq gun, myself!

Pick one, I'll take the other! LOL

I love the new britney where she takes no prisoners and is unapologetic about who she is and what she does. Just like she said in the documentary she is going through life like a karate kid and she is taking everyone on and kicking ass. I adore her even more and will send her another penguin to let her know that i am someone who will always be there for her even if everyone else abandons her. I think she is hot and every guy on the planet wishes he could be with her. I know that i do and i am 28 year old girl.

Or perhaps a cover for Slipknot's Spit It Out! Written just for her! The crowd would go BALLISTIC for it!

Bigity-biggidy Bitchney, halfway hauser
Can't sing shit cuz It keeps gettin' lamer
Come on, and get a face full 'o pap dick
Lip syncing off hard, going home in a basket
Got no pull, no power, no nothin
Now I'm gonna start shit
Well, ain't that something?
Payoffs don't protect, and I can hide if I want
But you'll find me, smellin' up behind you!
.
.
.
Fuuck Me! I'm my own enemy!
Fuuck Me! I'm my own enemy!
Fuuck Me! I'm my own enemy!

LOL The imps have arrived.
I should wear my pink wig.

Hi! LOL :)

No man in their right mind would want damaged goods like that shithead!
Dim Kim is either an attention seeking troll with a name, or just completely insane and functioning on half a beaten up braincell!

Cool! Tranq gun dosed for angry charging rhino mode. And LOTS of spare darts!

British Girl slept with a paparazzo and calls Sam her friend.

The Weepy Girl cried in FTR and blames everyone but herself.

The Diva does/doesn’t want to record, film videos and tour.

Of corse, she doesn't have an alter who knows how to be a mother.

Or perhaps a cover for Slipknot's Spit It Out! Written just for her! The crowd would go BALLISTIC for it!


It's a hit!

I'm cheering and waving a Bic lighter. :D

Cool! Tranq gun dosed for angry charging rhino mode. And LOTS of spare darts!

I'll be backstage passes. We don't want to dart the fans. Never mind. Maybe we will if Kimmerly's in the audience. LOL!

I'll just aim for the ass of the person in the penguin costume and the industrial sized strap on!

No man in their right mind would want damaged goods like that shithead!


And...

Her father must be less than thrilled to have to deal with her never ending crap too.

The TRO states he's 56 years old.

I feel for the man.

Oops, I'll GET backstage passes.

56 going on 86!

"The imps have arrived"

Yeah, with a Karate Kid reference.. that was almost funny.

Actually i didnt see her documentary im sad i missed it. I wouldnt want to be her im quite happy with my life which is way different than hers. Those first few pictures in her wedding dress are definitely enough for me to not need to look through the gallery. She was obviously drugged out of her mind and told to go buy him a car. He really should give it back.

Seriously!

Imagine having to baby sit a cunning and manipulative adult/child.

She has probably taken years off his life.

And conversely, 27 going on 7! Daddy probably has to cut up her hot dogs so she doesn't try to swallow them whole, as she is used to with similarly shaped objects d' crotch!

Hold still!....I've just about got the tranq gun lined up!!!

Brit if you and your family read all this bull s h** PLEASE PLEASE dont listen to this keep moving forward like you have been doing EVERYONE is sooooooo PROUD of you. You have your come back tour and your two boys to think about and thats all that should matter to you. Fans and friennds only want the BESt 4 you. Stay focus and forget the old loosers that were in ur life,,You Rock Girlfriend..And remeber family comes first and you can concor all cause you be the brit brit. Happy and healthly tour for you and memebers. one last thing brit .."you have to look out for #1 before you step on # 2. Love ya bitch..Brit rules!!!!!

Kimmerly,

WAKE THE FUUCK UP!

She didn't buy ANY of these assholes a car. She has been stabbing her father in the back for months because she wants to return to dating Adnan, hanging out with Sam and acting out like an insane drunken, drugged up maniac. This ignorant thrill seeker will implode again. The clock is ticking.

And conversely, 27 going on 7! Daddy probably has to cut up her hot dogs so she doesn't try to swallow them whole, as she is used to with similarly shaped objects d' crotch!

ROTFLMAO!

Yeah, keep moving forward.....right off the cliff! And let all of your lemming fans march right off after you!

WHITE ORGiES!

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Can I watch?

Brit if you and your family read all this bull s h** PLEASE PLEASE dont listen to this keep moving forward like you have been doing EVERYONE is sooooooo PROUD of you. You have your come back tour and your two boys to think about and thats all that should matter to you. Fans and friennds only want the BESt 4 you. Stay focus and forget the old loosers that were in ur life,,You Rock Girlfriend..And remeber family comes first and you can concor all cause you be the brit brit. Happy and healthly tour for you and memebers. one last thing brit .."you have to look out for #1 before you step on # 2. Love ya bitch..Brit rules!!!!!

Britney is so self absorbed she thinks everything can be solved with money and fame....maybe it's the assholes a disney that started her off on the wrong path...her parents too...but damn, they created a monster...

"They loitered around for about half an hour and left. Britney was her (slutty?) self yet again, wearing a skimpy backless lacey white minidress. The episode brings back the memories of how the Federline saga began. Britney bought Kevin a $200,000 Ferrari right at the onset of their relationship."

Go on in, black man! Oreos are permitted.

ME BRAT,

GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND READ A BOOK!

It's Walt Disney's fault!

Lets defrost him and teach him a lesson. ;)

well you know I watched a film about the disney corporation and let me just say its not all fun and magic... but whatever lol.

To: ME BRAT

Brit can't read. She's admitted it herself. Sorry to pop your little bubble. Twit.

Kimmerly,

You do realize they divorced TWO YEARS AGO, right?

Kevin doesn't have the car (which was a gift) anymore.

AND she didn't buy a car for her manager or pap boyfriend.

It sickens me that you are completely hung up on two things: Money and fame.

You are headed for a miserable life.

I haven't seen it but I'll take you word for it. ;)

After hearing that Britney was still talking to those guys after her family went thru hell for her, makes me see her as a moron. She is a wash.

8:09 - she's probably pretty good at sucking on whole hot dogs.

I used to work near the cryo bank where they keep Walt's head! Seriously! We knew some of the people working there, so we would go over and ask them if they had any spare freezer pops laying around and such. The guy wouldn't admit to the question of whether or not when they got bored if they had a special Walt Bowling Tournament! Scottsdale Airpark for Walt Bowling night! Funny, but it didn't seem to be a magical place?

Anyone named Kimmerly does not deserve to benefit from the rational thinking of THE PINK WIG.

Please Kimmerly - do us all a favor.... change your name and take up a different occupation. You don't have the intelligence for this one.

Kimmerly,

I’m done wasting time talking to you.

Sam’s best friend, Jordan runs Breathe Heavy. He’s been attacking Brit and her family for weeks. The ignorant tween fans are going on the offensive. Go join up. You'll fit right in.

http:// www.breatheheavy.com/

When have i ever implied im hung up on money and fame? Alot of fans come here and say youre so jealous of her fame and money blah blah, but i dont agree with them. You said she didnt buy Adnan a car so i was showing you where she did. Ironic that you mention that the divorce was so long ago, yet have no hesitance in bring up stuff she was doing a year ago, and no longer is.

No Kimmykins! Keep doin' whatcha doin'! I need someone to cook my French fries for me when I go for my yearly Big Mac run!

A seldom bathed wash! ;)

Ok, pointy hat wearing Kim, wanna talk about her going for the insurance over her kids in December again? Are are you finally going to get it through your thick assed skull that this crap is still going on! That horse is now thoroughly rotted and all the skin has long since been whipped off. But thousands of dead horses will continue to be whipped raw because you are doomed to never get the Big Clue!

Yes, let me go right over to a site populated with tweens who cant spell and are going to see her on tour because theyre too stupid to realise its not what she needs. Youre sometimes a little overboard on Britney but alot of it is amusing to me because i know its not true. Id rather that than "britney rawks n u guyz r jus jelous of her!" True.

I'm convinced and have been for a while. Dimmerly is a muck raking troll! Throw a live grenade in the room and watch people go nuts. Standard troll tactic.

HOLY SHIT! Kimmerly, you are without a doubt the most ignorant person I've ever encountered on this board.

Did you even bother to READ the bullshit you posted? She bought her husband a car. They divorced. He no longer has the car.

“yet have no hesitance in bring up stuff she was doing a year ago, and no longer is.”

Really? Things like she’s an insane woman who hasn’t learned anything from being placed under a permanent conservatorship for 1 year? The TRO is proof she has been stabbing her father in the back for an entire year!

Or how about discussing her sexual fetishes which include fucking random paparazzi? The TRO is proof she has been in contact with Adnan all along.

Or how about wanting to be friend with a dangerous man like Lutfi? The TRO is proof she has been in contact with him all along too.

The only reason YOU think she’s changes is because the c-ship took her PINK WIG away and cleaned her up. I’m tired of explaining everything to your ignorant ass!

Now PISS OFF!

kimmerlys nothing but a dumbass.

Kimmerly I hope you get aids and die in hell!

Yeah that insurance thing really bothers me actually. Its been said that "she gave her kids up for her tour" The way i see it, she doesnt have a choice because shes under legal contract to perform. As for her kids, shes only legally allowed the time she currently has with them. You seem to think that she re-signed her Cship so she could get insurance, which would take her on the road. I think shes actually smart to realise what mess her mind is in from the drug abuse and emotional abuse its had and that shes willing to accept the help.

Just ignore this kimmerly troll person and maybe she will go away for once.

I used to work near the cryo bank where they keep Walt's head! Seriously! We knew some of the people working there, so we would go over and ask them if they had any spare freezer pops laying around and such. The guy wouldn't admit to the question of whether or not when they got bored if they had a special Walt Bowling Tournament! Scottsdale Airpark for Walt Bowling night! Funny, but it didn't seem to be a magical place?


What a great story!

Did someone say something?

I heard a garbled mumbling but it's gone now. LOL!

I always wanted to see someone (or someone's head) get the cryo treatment, but alas, no visitors allowed! Bummer! They did carry freezer pops as a quietly kept sick joke we kinda started.....or perhaps they did it because it can hit up to 122 F on the hottest days!

Its about time the troll left the building! yahoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And im tired of you resorting to personal attacks and saying im ignorant, just because you cant face an actual cohesive argument by a fan. When the last time she did anything like she was doing a year ago? The facts about her being in contact with S and A are shady at best. Hes been contacting her, harrassing her, leaving txts. She said she doesnt want anything more to do with his and wants him in jail.

Any Whole Fruit Bars?

...LOL!

Kimmerly sorry I cant hear you!!!!!!!!!!!

YaHoooOOOooo!

Yikes!

Something hairy scurried across the blog floor.

Call Pest Control!

yahoo! kimmerlys angry! bahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Papa Spears is the junkyard dog Bomb! These two guys are looking at some cruel jail time.. haahahaahaha

No, just your standard issue Popcicles. But talk about a boring place to work. Just a bunch of tall aluminum cylinders and some gauges. The prep room did look kind of like an ER of sorts. I'm not wishing when, but when Twit bites the big one (and not just the foot longer), they should donated her teensy malformed brain to science. Maybe they could discover some sort of stupidity genome from such a pure sample.

kimmerly the bug is crawlling across the blog floor! that was a good one right there! bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think I just squashed her! bahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Jamie mentioned libelous text/emails and what sounded like attempted blackmail and extortion.

kimmerly the bug is crawlling across the blog floor! that was a good one right there! bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think I just squashed her! bahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Kimmerly who?!

...LOL!

kimmerly is a no one thats who! bahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats your definition of a troll isnt it? Its not that i talk here its because i actually challenge your shallow hate of Britney with facts, something that is seriously lacking. Thats why you single me out and imp and try to piss me off. You cant handle it. Its not that i like her, its that youre so use to idiots coming here and not stringing a sentence together and using flames to get their point across that youre actually shocked at anything different, and it threatens you.

Not everyone of her fans is a 12, not everyone of her fans is going to see her on tour, and not everyone of her fans has the vocabulary of a lolcat.

But whatever. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. Personally with that phone call she made at this restraining order, its been a pretty good week for her. Tommorow is another week, and its going to keep getting better. Bye now.

Energy conservation is important.

It’s a very small brain. Would you like to use my spare Thermos?

Yea whatever You suck kimmerly!

All this just sounds like a drunken poker game where everyone has a good hand. I'm sure both sides are coming to the table armed with what they think is the latest in Mutually Assured Destruction threats and litigation. And jail only encourages some people to let it all loose!

Oh good! But maybe we should keep the
Orkin Man on speed dial (just in case).

Daddy Spears calls Adnan.. "Hey Adnan.. Are ya Hungry?"
Adnan, "Um Okay"!
D Spears "We got a load of fresh organic fruit, so come on over.."
Adnan.. "Thanks for inviting ME"
Daddy Spears grabs him by the throat and is yelling in his face..
See this banana? Well I'm gonna stick it up your butt, then use my shotgun to put it in your mouth for you to chew.. Or you can leave and never let me know you exist in my life time? Well?"
Slamming of door and screeching tires..
Adnan.. laters!

That phone call she made (to Kevin) *and this restraining order. Bye.

Daddy Spears calls Adnan.. "Hey Adnan.. Are ya Hungry?"
Adnan, "Um Okay"!
D Spears "We got a load of fresh organic fruit, so come on over.."
Adnan.. "Thanks for inviting ME"
Daddy Spears grabs him by the throat and is yelling in his face..
See this banana? Well I'm gonna stick it up your butt, then use my shotgun to put it in your mouth for you to chew.. Or you can leave and never let me know you exist in my life time? Well?"
Slamming of door and screeching tires..
Adnan.. laters!

Yea you better run! run kimmerly! run! bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Thermos? I think an ice tray should do the trick. Just pop out a cube.

oh Im sorry but I dident hear a word you just said kimmerly because your making me go death of hearing you! bahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think you're right about the M.A.D. I keep wondering who has the raunchier sex tape, Adnan or Sam and Felipe. I fully expect a tape to be released.

yes that must be it...you are such a threatening and powerful person when you talk like a completely clueless asshole...im sure everyone in the room feels intimidated by you kimmerly....lol....whatever gets you threw the day right.?

A dangerous naner' indeed!

...LOL!

she didnt make that order. daddy found out she was trying to pull one over on her and he put a stop to it. She is NOT better kimmerly, she is just as bad as she was before. Get over it.

I’m comforted by the knowledge Kevin has sole physical and legal custody of his sons. She can't harm them at will.

(I forgot my name on the naner' post)

She must of logged off already?

An ice tray that makes mini cubes! ;)

You forgot your own name? bahahaha! That was a funny one for a moment! I really laughed hard at that commet! LOL!

I want ice cream! hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ice cream! bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We can only hope. I'd like to see her LOGGED off a stretcher in the back of an ambulance. I'd pay to watch!

I wouldn't be the least bit suprised if Adnut has already been paiud off. When the sex tape crap came up again, he briefly appeared and then crawled under a rock again. I bet the digital copies are his hold card, or safety line is shit goes sideways. As for Scooby Looofta, I think he has his own face cards and would sing like a bird if ever really threatened. I would also be willing to bet that that has kept his ass out of jail or court so far. I think that they are all afraid of what the others have in their hand. And if one falls, it will all come tumbling down.

bahahahaha! All these comments are halarious!

LOL!

Winter running...tight muscles...time to stretch.

Be back soon.

blasted typos!

GAG! Sex tape! Blindness and eye injury warning on the cover? Like '3 Holes, 2 Paps'?

I can't wait until one of them feels threatened and starts ratting out the others.

The sex tape will be costly to ship because it will require a biohazard container. I wonder if PINK will be featured? Hey, maybe I'm a porn star and don't know it yet. LOL!

I'm sure Jamie burned the wigs because of all of the incriminating DNA that were jizzed on them! They were practically solidified by the time the fire got to them! Maybe she wore it in lieu of a safety helmet. Not that brain injury would present much of a threat to her.

Who do you think has more to worry about? Adnan, Sam, or Jamie?

I hope Jamie's lawyers serve JFX with a subpoena demanding their IP records. Mark Twain is begging to be gang raped in prison. I’ll send him a case of soap. LOL!

Sam and everyone directly involved with him.

Who do you think has more to worry about, Twain?

Yeah, Scooby Lofta has more to worry about, but then again, I'm sure he has some info that would do some damage to the Spears machine! (I'm distracted from watching a fight I recorded-friends are coming over soon to watch it).

I have a title for her movie.

"Britney Spears: The Road to Nowhere".

The director's cut, includes interviews with the cast of circus freaks and animals. Available on Blu-Ray for $24.99

Goonight!

Goonight! <--- ROTFL

One more time,

...Goodnight!

Maybe they could call it 'Das Nasty Boots' because of all the se(a)men that gets swallowed!


Ewww, that makes for a tortuous film!

I was just asking. k goodnight.

A little gross but funny. LOL!

Enjoy watching the fight with friends.

Night!

Or how about a humorous horror film? 'American PsycHO'! Or 'Land of the Brain Dead'?

Yeah, the fights I'm sneaking in are more entertaining! Gots ta go! Bonus Nachos!

CRAZY F U C K I N G C U N T I WISH SHE WOULD JUST COMIT SUISIDE

Not trying to be a spelling nazi, but it's 'suiCide', with a 'c'.

Oh no, 10:14 wasn't for you! LOL

I was reading JFX and half expecting Twain to drop in to post his X-rated comments again.

I liked your question so I answered.

Then I decided to redirect it to Twain.

That coward would never answer it.

But hey it was fun to take a jab at the idiot. ;)

Night!

Or how about a humorous horror film? 'American PsycHO'! Or 'Land of the Brain Dead'?

You always send me out laughing!

Didn't the mother in Psycho wear a wig too? LOL

COMIT

And there are two M’s in Commit.

But you can spell however you want.

Doh, forgot about comit! Great stuff for scrubbing sinks..errr Comet..,whatever. Who gives a rat's.........

Shitney's only problem is the men she choses to date. For example, everything was cool pre-Justin Timberlake.

She's got a lot more problems going on then that one!

WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME NEW WRITERS BECAUSE THIS NEWS IS SO ANCIENT. X17. ONLINE YOU MISS BRITNEY BEING WITH ADNAN, BACK WHEN YOUR PHOTOGS WERE MAKING SO MUCH MONEY FOR YOUR SITE. HIRE SOME OLDER EXPRIENCED WRITERS THIS IS BAD STUFF YOUR REPORTING. TMZ ROCKS MORE THEN YOU DO. X17 USED TO BE MORE CREDIBLE. NO LONGER!

Once apon a time...

There was X17 and Sam...

were you not the best friends??

..

Instead of normal looking Ppl I will give u the Moors.

I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___ Wealthy Finde r co m_____a great place for rich people to meet their soul mates....

This IS GARBAGE you are throwing at us. Oh how you miss OsaMA who fed you where Britney would be before she got there so you could stalk the crap out of her. She was and still is ill and you just want more more more. Osama , Adnan who pays your bills now? Take the wool off your heads and know you are disliked by all of her fans. Tap tap tap? NO Britney has moved on and Up and left you far behind. Now all you have is this lousy website to show your names for publicity's sake. Only God can help you now. X17 X17 WHO? Did someone say TMZ? I going there from now on. Moving on and UP @@@@!

If she wants to keep seeing her boys, she should cease contact with those bozos.

In order to get all of the ducks lined up for the concert tour, it appears that "Brit, Sam and Adnan" may have been led down a path again.

Was their a need to create evil or did it already exist?

Saddam Hussein told everyone that weapons of mass destruction existed in Iraq... which was a bluff to keep from being attacked. This led to the "intelligence" that there were weapons of mass in Iraq. We all know what happened next in Iraq. Boom!

To be "smart," you have to learn from history... not just record it.

February 1, 2009 8:45 AM,

Judging by the depth of your comment, you must be a democrat.

If she truly has mental problems, why is she not spending more time on her psychiatric care instead of concentrating on her lypsynching career.

Can't convince me she doesn't do this for attention.

That is why she has conservators because obviously she can't make a sound decision (i.e., keeping in touch with Abnab or whatever the fools name is). Those to Muslim scumbags only want her money. I hope they go to jail and get butt ****** by the gang. It doesn't really matter what any of the idiots on here think. The courts will make the decision, and the decision is to keep dumb and dumber away from Britney. Jamie Spears is there to protect his daughter...and protect her he has. Those 2 idiots look they are desperate to get a payday from Brit.

That is why she has conservators because obviously she can't make a sound decision (i.e., keeping in touch with Abnab or whatever the fools name is). Those to Muslim scumbags only want her money. I hope they go to jail and get butt ****** by the gang. It doesn't really matter what any of the idiots on here think. The courts will make the decision, and the decision is to keep dumb and dumber away from Britney. Jamie Spears is there to protect his daughter...and protect her he has. Those 2 idiots look they are desperate to get a payday from Brit.

^^What does them being muslim have to do with them being scumbags? Maybe it was a slip of the tongue....

BECAUSE BRITNEY IS A LIAR AND A MANIPULATOR THAT IS WHY!

Kevin, Victoria & Shar are all sitting around having a good laugh somewhere.

SHITTNEY IS THE PITS

Britney looks like Porky Pig in that getup.

THIS IS ANOTHER PUBLICITY STUNT BY A HAS BEEN. GO AWAY BRITNEY SPEARS!

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerles , so so stinking dead shit .
No Thanks!
Love :)

I have a feeling that "Mother of the Decade" and "Parenting Skills Guru" Lynne Spears is involved up to her red neck. Lynne is all about giving Britney and Jamie Lynne anything they want so that she can leech off them. Didn't Lynne drive Britney to the hotel for the meetings? Wasn't Lynne in the hotel room with them? If Lynne didn't support and approve of the meetings, all she had to do was call Jamie and let him know what was going down, and he would have busted it up quickly. You know Jamie has probably cut Lynne all-but-off from Britney's money, and with little Jamie Lynne not working, Momma Lynne's style has been cramped, and she don't roll that way.

Lord, I haven't checked this site in over about 8 months,but I decided to check when I heard about this new Brit/Adnan/Sam thingy to get x17's take on the whole thing.

Unfuckingbeliveable. Is it possible that whomever runs this site is about 15 or 16 years old? Gawd you people (X17) are pathetic. When there is no Britney news, you guys just make some up...which is why this site lost it's credibility with me anyway.

Now you're pissed cuz Brit/Jamie got a restraining order? Wow, go figure? But really, what's the big deal anyway? You fuckers will just make up some more shit anyway.

Hate will consume you...

this site lost it's credibility with me

ROTFLMAO!!!

The woman is a colossal failure as a mother but I think you may be reaching.

The TRO lists Lynne Spears as one of the “protected persons“.

GO DADDY SPEARS!!! Shove the JFX agenda where the sun DONT shine.

Mark "Felipe" Twain! LMAO Makes perfect sense.

X17 delayed posting the TRO PDF.

X17 didn’t share the Declaration PDF.

I posted both PDF’s 2 days ago.

Eardley’s lies are hilarious!

It’s so easy to prove he lied.

Penn State must be embarrassed.

January 30, 2009 10:00 PM
Posted by: Checkmate!

The 27 page restraining order!

http:// images.eonline.com/static/news/pdf/britneyrestrainingorder.pdf

The 25 page declaration!

http:// images.eonline.com/static/news/pdf/britneydeclarations.pdf

Later!

Would you prefer Mark Sam/Felipe Twain?! The wannbe rapper, LOL!

Im glad her dad has control, shes way better off for it! by now she would have been so far gone she may have ended up killing herself.

You think Twain is Felipe? lol Anything's possible. One thing is for sure: anyONE who is against the C-Ship that owns a blog site has an agenda.

All people have to do is look at that gallery of pics and they will clearly see that Britney is better off without those two losers.

I agree. If her father hadn't gained control, we would be talking about her in the past tense.

The Lutfi, Eardley, Sands conspiracy theory gets funnier by the minute!

Eardley claimed the LAPD and Kaplan conspired to have her committed.

The court-appointed child monitor called police during the hostage crisis.

Was she "in" on the conspiracy?!

Oh Puh-lease! LOL

www.people.com/people/article/0,,20169347,00.html

March 24, 2008

Judge Throws Out Eardley Claim -- Again

“But now, OK! can confirm that Britney was at least originally party to bringing Eardley in as her attorney. Britney spoke to Eardley via a third party back in the early days of the conservatorship, using a paparazzi pal to set up a conference call so that her father, Jamie Spears, wouldn't find out. (Jamie currently monitors all of Britney's phone calls.)

In a phone transcript obtained by OK!, Britney says to Eardley: "Basically I want my life back. I want to drive my car. I want to live in my house alone. I want to pick my own security, see who I want to see and make it happen."

During the phone call, Britney can be heard speaking in her English accent.”

www.okmagazine.com/news/view/5459

Yeah, Eardley spoke with BRITISH Britney!

ya no queremos ver imagines de britney y su pasado, ahora ella esta hermosa e increiblemente fantastica, te amamos brit, eres y seras siempre la mejor, Exito, paz y amor. Chillan,Chile.

she got f**ked with a big erect paki halel cock blessed by the love god himself mohamed and shitney wants more

i bet she got one nasty stingin filthy sweaty minge afterwards mick

X17online on February 17, 2008 9:53 PM

X17 XCLUSIVE
Britney's S.O.S.: Brit Talks to Attorney, Says She Wants Independence

X17online can report exclusively that Britney spoke with attorney Jon Eardley last night and told him she wants him to help her get "her life back." Around 6:00 pm PT Saturday evening, the two spoke about the job Eardley would do for Britney -- he asked what "latitude" she would give him in defending her.

Britney responded:

I want my life back; I want to be able to drive my car; I want to be able to live in my house by myself. I want to say who is going to be my security guard. I want to see who I want to see at any time and make it happen.

http:// x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britneys_sosbrit_talks_to_attorney_says_she_wants_independence-02172008.php

OK! Magazine on March 24, 2008

Judge Throws Out Eardley Claim -- Again

“But now, OK! can confirm that Britney was at least originally party to bringing Eardley in as her attorney. Britney spoke to Eardley via a third party back in the early days of the conservatorship, using a paparazzi pal to set up a conference call so that her father, Jamie Spears, wouldn't find out. (Jamie currently monitors all of Britney's phone calls.)

In a phone transcript obtained by OK!, Britney says to Eardley:

"Basically I want my life back. I want to drive my car. I want to live in my house alone. I want to pick my own security, see who I want to see and make it happen."

During the phone call, Britney can be heard speaking in her English accent.”

www.okmagazine.com/news/view/5459

The paparazzo intermediary was/is connected to X17

Felipe

Yes

Needledick

Pencildick

Well at least my eyes have been spared THAT sight! LOL

"Basically I want my life back. I want to drive my car. I want to live in my house alone. I want to pick my own security, see who I want to see and make it happen."
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Now, her real thoughts translated into English:
"Basically, this blows dead dog ass (has anyone seen my accessory dogs?). I want to drive my car from gas station to gas station to drug store to my drug dealers. I want to live in my house without anyone watching the horrendous shit I do when left alone. I only want security that reports to no one else but me and I can bribe to look the other way when I abuse myself and my kids. I don't want anyone to get between me and my intense need for drugs and dick. I will stomp my fat hooves and I will blow off my tour until these demands are met! No free drugs, no free dick, no payday for anyone!"

Okay but be specific! LOL

In order for her to want a man (“dick”) he must be married or have a pregnant girlfriend.

That the obvious base of the demands that everyone is well aware of. Fine details.

That's

Almost one year to the day she was admitted to UCLA, she STILL wanted to associate with these dregs of society. Poor judgment in men is one of her many, many problems. I’m glad the co-conservators obtained a temporary restraining order against Lutfi, Eardley and Ghalib. Hopefully it will be made permanent and end this charade.

And so many people refuse to see that up until about a week ago, she was doing all she could to keep these douches in the picture. Just another case of a douchebag wanting to hang out with other douchebags doing, umm, douchey things! You are who you choose to freely associate with.

True and very funny!

6:17 just summed up perfectly why she is and will always be under a C-Ship.

yay Steelers!!

It's her fault for allowing a pap into her life; now the paps need to shut the eff up and realize that blood is thicker than their would have been earning power.

You damn well know that she would still hang out with them if given the chance! This is what she means when she cries and whines about not be able to choose the people she she can be with. I say turn her loose from the c-ship and let her divot herself into the ground because this is what she and her dumb little fans seem to want! Let them have it! Just hold back some of the money for the kids to use for therapy, rehab, and special ed.

Therapy, possibly. Rehab, hopefully not. Special Ed., a low, uninformed blow.

Shitneys a joke and a bad excuse for a human being.

http://
www.uic.edu/com/eye/LearningAboutVision/EyeFacts/FetalAlcoholSyndrome.shtml

Jayden's doppleganger.

have fun acting like a total fuuck up.

You're already well on your way! So have fun yourself! Cheers!

STUFF 8:09pm! Its my opinion so deal with it you dumbass.

Oh and another thing, Dont forget to close the door when it kicks your fatass out 8:09pm.

I dont get why x17 keeps bringing up these old pictures when they know its from the past?

So the fact that this just happened means nothing? How brilliant.

8:14 appears to have issues. Best to ignore like the poster who left did.

You can ignore me all you want but it still doesnt make sense how you bullys always starts stuff in here just because I wrote an opinion about shitney so deal with it dumbasses.

drop the y-add ies

It's a momentary pocket of Britards. Ignore them and they'll go away.

Thanks Britney for having removed ALL your tattoos.
Thanks Britney for having stopped smoking.
Thanks Britney for having shaved your head again.
Thanks Britney for having retired NOW!
Much Love however :)

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks !
Love :)

Don't know about others who post and read here, but I personally find it annoying to have to weed through all the personal back-and-forths from one poster to another, arguing with each other and whatnot.

I click on the comments link to read what others have to say about the topic of BRITNEY and the mess that is her life, NOT to sift through worthless posts from one attention-seeking, irrelevant poster to another.

My soul my inner light that fragile innocent child in me .
So Precious.
Worth to live for .
Worth to care for.
So joyful to experience it.
Love :)

New to blogging?

Astral Space with its poisnous light?
The very place where all spiritual problems begins.
No Thanks!

New to comprehension?

Go away you whiney little bitch!

zzzzzzzzz

Why dont you go away you dumbass!

6:17 just summed up perfectly why she is and will always be under a C-Ship.

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Thank you! :)

Also...

Pittsburg has the best uniforms in the NFL. ;)

Jayden looks like Britney’s clone! :O

http:// britneysbabies.com/jaydengallery/displayimage.php?album=2&pos=0

Shitney needs to stay home and take care of her kids and get her life back together.

Does anyone know if the Spears Machine owns this public relations site?

Britneysbabies.com is "Proving Britney is a Great Mother - One photo at a time"

http:// britneysbabies.com/

Lookie lookie, an angry little Britard comes here and wants to pick a fight!

Yes, Jayden looks exactly like Britney's baby pics. He's a cutie.

STUFF! 9:06pm!

8:55 I agree and disagree. Yes, she needs to pull her life together. It will take years (if it ever happens). The children are happy and safe with their father. They have one good parent. That's all they need.

A wobbly career over her kids. And any hopes she had of Kornfed going out of his way to let her see them when she is on tour just got shot down when she talked all that jealous, immature shit about his new skyscraper bang buddy.

Being around the kids more doesn't seem like a bright idea to me either.

The vulgar outburst (assuming it is true) came from woman with a case of heaving thigh sweats for a paparazzo. Kevin and Victoria probably laughed about it.

'heaving thigh sweats'
Bueno!!! ;-)

My pleasure! ;)

...LOL!

I dont get why shitney had to have kids in the first place when you know she was always a slut.

I wonder how long shes going to stay like this being babysat 24-7th?

She screams murder about him moving along, when he is the one who legally holds the card.
She chooses the tour that will likely fail instead of just chilling the hell out and handler her crap.
She secretly keeps in contact with these 2 idiots up until her father decided to wade in and stop it.
There is one thing she is masterful at and I will never underestimate about her and that's her ability to create unnecessary drama for herself. In her world 'R' must stand for 'Race' and not 'Reverse'.

'handling' her crap and 'him' is Kornfed.

9:23 The woman is about 20-30 cards short of a full deck. One of us will have to volunteer for a full frontal lobotomy then try to explain her thought process.

I’m sorry, my date book is full. ;)

Thats because shes stupid as hell and shell probley always act immiture for her age like shes been doing for along time now.

9:25 Who knows. Perhaps as long as the conservatorship - indefinitely.

So shitney decides to live her life this way by being watched 24-7th? What a screw up mess she is.

Shitney needs to grow up and start acting like an adult around her age but instead she chose to act low class and stupid in public.

9:28 Very true. Fortunately, her father knows her well. He called her ‘cunning and manipulative’.

I think that it's time for her to try Scientology. Seeing how well they do with these sorts of issues. Maybe they can get rid of the billions of Thetans that inhabit the hollow space in her head. Jamie must cream his man panties when he sees how obediently Katiebot behaves!

Her whole life is an analogy about the danger of getting what you ask for.

Okay, LOL!

Do you have a title for the propaganda documentary blaming the Thetans?

Shitneys too stupid to realize that shes too dumb to act her own age which I find very disturbing.

Her whole life is an analogy about the danger of getting what you ask for.

Perfect!

Why cant they just keep her locked up in jail so she can do jail time?

For starters, she hasn't committed a crime, 9:51.

Damn, all I can think of is the dusty, but well crafted tune 'Operation Mindcrime'. Something along the line of 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest would probably be closer.

the DEA and CPS were asleep at the wheel.

She still gets to do the 'time' though.

'Operation Mindcrime'

Not bad but...

'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest

This is a classic!

How about 'Full Mental Straight Jacket'. Jamie can play Gunny Hartman, until she snaps and well......
Private Shitney! Are those Cheetos in your footlocker?

Considering what she was doing behind her father's back...

I hope it's hard time and it pains her to watch other people enjoy a life she will never know.

Shitney needs to be locked up inside a mental hospital.

9:56 Definitely!

Tonight, I’m watching a HD concert.

So, I’m leaving early.

Private Shitney! Are those Cheetos in your footlocker?

...LOL!

Love it!

I wonder what would happen if they let her free again? Shitney would probley go insane again and still do the same stupid things like she did in the past and shitney did this all on herself still blames others for it.

HD concert! Cool! Gotta love Blu Ray and HD! Have fun! 1080p 7 channel RULES!!!

Well, it’s almost time.

Goodnight! :)

goodnight! sleep tight! And dont let the bed bugs bite!

Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Shitney, or did you have to work on it?

Ah ha ha ha!
All of the haters just want a mouthful of Britney's soft taco.

Bloggers here even have lower intelligence than those at breatheheavy, I swear.

Caliente are you blind? Us haters dont like this druged up washed up has been. Only the britards like this ugly skank that worship her like YOU do so stuff already.

NO ONE can beat the lemmings at that shithole site! NO ONE!!!

Really? Who cares.

Adnan Glib he is the bad man. He make people crazy. He put Britney under spell. Thanks to God and Papa Spears he be stopped before he doing the more danger things to her.

Kreyol is on the right track. Post that at JFX lol...they will slam you into a wall...can you say agenda?

Her bloody, diseased dog taco with a side of flies! F'ing yuck!!!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

It is like sooooo totally unfair that Britney is not allowed to see Adnan:(
They were such a hot couple and he was so good for her. Addy took care of Brit and he loves her soooooooo sooooooo much!!!! Brit should be able to see whoever she wants. She is being held hostage by her evil money grubbing family!!!

SAVE BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More little fantasies that just aren't going to ever come true! Go back to your hole at JFX. Someone needs to make a shirt that says something more truthful. Like Save Britney From Herself. I say let her have those creeps again!

LOLLOL 10:35

Whatever happened to Preist Alan? I kinda miss that crazy obsessed Brit-tard.

Priest Alan Mercieca was actually Perez Hilton!

I want whatever Erica is smoking!

It's nice to see that former enemies are aligning to bring about her downfall. Scam and Adnut are both going to work hard to fuuck her in their individual ways. Scam's been holding his piss for a long time now!

Is Adnan still a papp?

Sort of doubt it. The other paps still want to kick the living shit out of him!

Sort of doubt it. The other paps still want to kick the living shit out of him!

Adnan was the sperm donor for the octuplets. He was paid generously for his super sperm.

Double post! Sorry.

tis true 10:49 and Addy's been holding back, too. JFX has been plotting the free Briney bullshit for a while. Illegal paps can't override a family. sorry boys.

What? Did they pump Shitney's stomach out to get it? They need to chlorinate his gene pool too!

I seriously hope she somehow chews through her leash! I've still got a lot of nuker popcorn just waiting for such an event!

Britney, I can hear you!

Like JFX can do shit! Like 4 or 5 scarily obsessed Adnut fans and some paps that work for a site that almost no one visits. Gepetto Jamie must shaking in his boots!

Wouldn't be nice if Brit would pick five numbers from 1 to 47 and a MEGA number from 1 to 27...

She could concentrate on the numbers for a minute or two...

Then... the next day, I could buy a lotto ticket and post the image on photobucket. com

Do you know what the odds are that Brit will think of the numbers that I play?

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Oh yeah! We aren't supposed to freak Britney out with such nonsense.

Silly rules... I bet I not supposed to rub the ticket on a unicorn's head either...

A BIG W T F?!?!?

I can’t believe that anyone in the world even cares if she exists. She was an over-sexualized child star, who is desperate to get that back. She’s getting close to 30 now, not even close to a child. She exposed her private parts to the world because she was a drug addled moron. Her career is dead and in the grave. Let’s let her rest in peace.

Now Shitney thinks she can hold the tour at gunpoint unless she's allowed to drag the poor crumbsnatchers around to see her have the big meltdown! Maybe the kids might enjoy the diversion of being locked up and held hostage in a hotel room this time!