X17 Online - Britney Spears - Photos & Pics | Parking Tickets Are For Suckers

April 19, 2007 12:23 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

pffftttttt

April 19, 2007 12:24 PM

Posted by: Hollywood CelebSex

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April 19, 2007 12:24 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

First
i love britney

April 19, 2007 12:24 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

eh who cares

April 19, 2007 12:25 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

I love those suckers! (the one she's holding in the first pic) They are really good!

April 19, 2007 12:33 PM

Posted by: none

she rocks!! no one better than her!!

April 19, 2007 12:35 PM

Posted by: Al Waysright

PARENTAL ADVISORY:

The citation was for "Parking" her FAT, HILLBILLY, ASS in a No Loading zone.

Just keepin' it real.

April 19, 2007 12:35 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

I must say Britney is looking so much better lately

April 19, 2007 12:38 PM

Posted by: Al Waysright

PARENTAL ADVISORY:

The citation was for "Parking" her FAT, HILLBILLY, ASS in a No Loading zone.

Just keepin' it real.

April 19, 2007 12:40 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Quote: "Remember the days when celebs were above the law?"

ha well Britterz is now a D List has been,she don't count.

April 19, 2007 12:40 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Quote: "Remember the days when celebs were above the law?"

ha well Britterz is now a D List has been,she don't count.

April 19, 2007 12:49 PM

Posted by: MasterBlaster

To 12:40 - Yes, I would come to the person who says "she don't count" to provide me with the A to D List rankings of Hollywood.

April 19, 2007 12:51 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

does she ever stay home?

April 19, 2007 12:56 PM

Posted by: chill, baby

even i am getting tired of all this, she needs to calm down.

April 19, 2007 12:57 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Its pathetic that when she gets a parking ticket it makes huge news on this site. If you don't have anything new to report don't bother.

April 19, 2007 01:00 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

ahahahaaaaa First K Fed dumps her and takes the kids(and her money) and now the police give her tickets.LOSER!!hahaha

April 19, 2007 01:01 PM

Posted by: provide your own fucking list

Master Blaster needs a map to his own asshole just to take a dump.

April 19, 2007 01:09 PM

Posted by: Billy C.

1:01 PM

Yea, right! What an asshole!!!

April 19, 2007 01:12 PM

Posted by: MasterBlaster

To 1:01 - Another key characteristic of Brit Haters is their almost constant use of toilet humor. This no doubt relates back to their issues of feeling powerless during toilet training. Freud had much to say on the subject, but unfortunately offered no final solutions.

April 19, 2007 01:18 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

I will have to admit I am a big Britney fan but i think it is becasue of all the publicity i visit this website 4 or 5 times a day just to see what the hell she is doing now. She should slow down and learn how to enjoy time alone. You don't need 5 manicures a week, you don't have to shop every single day. Learn how to relax and be happy with yourself is my personal advise to her. I guess it would be different if i had the money but I think that everyone even Britney Spears needs to learn to be happy and entertain herself. What is the point of these huge mansions or even a little tiny apartment if you don't spend any time there???

April 19, 2007 01:30 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

go read jung then masterblaster

April 19, 2007 01:33 PM

Posted by: LickMeBlaster:)

To 1:12 - Another key characteristic of Brit Lovers is their constant need of having the last word. This no doubt relates back to their issues of feeling powerless during childhood. Freud had much to say on the subject, but unfortunately offered no final solutions. I can offer a solution. STFU

April 19, 2007 01:40 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

who is master blaster?

April 19, 2007 01:41 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

He is a pathetic loser who sits here all day and uses his 3 big words to come off as intelligent.

April 19, 2007 01:47 PM

Posted by: I'm A Pyscic!

He is a british disability monthly cheque recipient who sits at his pc blogging his misery away with his alcohol and rotten, crooked teeth.

April 19, 2007 01:49 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

lol

April 19, 2007 01:56 PM

Posted by: EP

1:47,

I'd also like a monthly cheque, but unlike masterTurd out there, I can't get one!

April 19, 2007 02:00 PM

Posted by: she needs mental health help

she does need 5 manicures a week because she keeps ripping them off. tommorrow they will be gone. she is a manic personality who should be under the care of a shrink.

April 19, 2007 02:03 PM

Posted by: tow it

i wonder when they will tow her car like they towed paris's car away lol!!!!!!!!!!

April 19, 2007 02:03 PM

Posted by: tow it

i wonder when they will tow her car like they towed paris's car away lol!!!!!!!!!!

April 19, 2007 02:05 PM

Posted by: master blaster=priest alan

master blaster=priest alan
master blaster=priest alan
master blaster=priest alan

April 19, 2007 02:06 PM

Posted by: master blaster=priest alan

master blaster=priest alan
master blaster=priest alan
master blaster=priest alan

April 19, 2007 02:09 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Tow masterblaster away!

April 19, 2007 02:19 PM

Posted by: WHO GIVES A SHIT

GET RID OF THE FUCKING BIRD HAT, YOU BIRD BRAIN

April 19, 2007 02:20 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Masterblaster, is it true what that Narukami wrote, that you have a small useless dick? and that's why you're such a jerk?

April 19, 2007 02:23 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

I don't think the hillbilly is on the D list. I think she's more of a B lister now.

April 19, 2007 02:28 PM

Posted by: Wal Mart aka alterer aka anon. at times

EP

ckecked in for a min.
i truly believe blaster is a seperate entity from 4life aka alan

thank God for the 2block haiku poster to the rescue!

u are def. right about that neto shit poster which again is alan trying to come up with a new identity because he knows we all caught onto him.

PS I deserve one of those damm cheques too for posting here so much. lol I truly can envy him when he cashes it each and every month for this constructive work he edits here. We deserve a dam cheque too.

ps

just gimme some of that money !!!!!!!

April 19, 2007 02:31 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Walmart are you Britney4life alterer? If so your my favorite!!

April 19, 2007 02:32 PM

Posted by: ?

i didn't know 4life was alan, i thought 4life was a japanese woman

April 19, 2007 02:40 PM

Posted by: EP

2:31,

We are probably 4 or so. Thanx for your support!

Wal mart, I tend to agree with you on the alan/MB identity issue, but who knows? They are both smart hardened criminals that should be locked up without a pc. 4life, what?

Made an alternative version of that new neta siso shit, one of the pages below. He uses same vocabulary as earlier, easy to recognise.

April 19, 2007 02:44 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

FUGLY, FUGLY , FUGLY, This bitch is pure FUG on so many levels. She looks a good 15-20 years older than her actual age

April 19, 2007 02:53 PM

Posted by: EP

Wal mart, I'll have to go right now, but let's wait and see till next time I catch MasterB, maybe I found a good method to get a shovel under him.

Btw. he also got fucked up by Prince John, who wrote him a post partially in French, which the jerk obviously doesn't understand. Despite his fabulous educational level.

April 19, 2007 02:53 PM

Posted by: why?

she looks better than she did, but that ain't saying much.

her and lindsay have aged so much. what is up with that?

April 19, 2007 03:07 PM

Posted by: MasterBlaster

Im retarded just like britney!!!!!!!!!!!

April 19, 2007 03:08 PM

Posted by: MasterBlaster

I like to fuck my wife everyday!!!!!!!!!

April 19, 2007 03:16 PM

Posted by: masterblaster

i love sex with britney4death

April 19, 2007 03:23 PM

Posted by: FBI - HQ

? 2:32 PM,

The identity of britney4life remaining somewhat obscure, 3 theories are generally proposed:

1. Self pronounced "priest" Alan Mercieca, well-known Britney stalker, deranged or/and retarded.
2. A Japanese man, convicted stalker.
3. Unidentified(?) Japanese woman.

#1 being the most probable, #3 the least.

Further speculations are actually being made about a possible identity between #1 on the list and the so called "MasterBlaster".

April 19, 2007 03:26 PM

Posted by: MasterBlaster

To 2:28 Wal Mart - Finally, one of you mental deficients has pieced together the correct conclusion after repeatedly being pummelled with the sledgehammer of truth.

1) I am not Alan
2) I do not work for X17
3) I do not work for Britney

Once you can get the rest of your team of loiterers up to speed, perhaps I can teach you the tenets of deductive and inductive logic. That way you can draw correct conclusions that much faster.

April 19, 2007 03:34 PM

Posted by: Not a fan or a foe

Go on an island vacation BS until your hair grows back.

April 19, 2007 03:36 PM

Posted by: MasterBlaster

I love sex with britney4life!!!!!!!!!!!!

April 19, 2007 03:44 PM

Posted by: Silversnark

The only place it seems that some selected celebrities are above the law and then only at certain locations. For example, Lindsay Lohan (who not yet 21) is allowed to consume alcohol at trendy clubs in Los Angeles in contravention of the law.
What does this have to do with Ms. Spears' parking ticket? Very little except that x17 introduced the topic of celebrity privileges.

April 19, 2007 04:04 PM

Posted by: wanna tell you

LOL you guys are hillarious with teh identity seach, get his ip or is he proxifying?

April 19, 2007 04:05 PM

Posted by: wanna tell you

LOL you guys are hillarious with the identity seach, get his ip or is he proxifying?

April 19, 2007 04:10 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

hey masterbatorblaster..stop projecting and go put your helmet back on before your mom finds out you took it off again..asshole.

April 19, 2007 04:12 PM

Posted by: MasterBlaster

WHY DONT YOU MAKE ME ANONYMOUS ASSHOLE! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU PUT IT ON ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April 19, 2007 04:27 PM

Posted by: Ruthie

I see that she seatbelts herself in just like she does her kids in a vehicle... half-assed. My shoe size is bigger than her IQ. Moron!!!

April 19, 2007 04:35 PM

Posted by: Princess

She got a ticket? For what?

April 19, 2007 04:37 PM

Posted by: Silversnark

Princess: She got a ticket for overtime parking, she was in the parking spot too long.

April 19, 2007 04:38 PM

Posted by: Andy

That would be funny if her car got tode away.

April 19, 2007 04:40 PM

Posted by: someone