Practice Makes Perfect

She's nasty! She's the biggest WHORE in Holliwood. You can do her for a ton of cocaine and a bottle of vodka.

first haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa

She's gross!

Shitney is going to fuck her body gaurd. He's attractive so he better gaurd his dick from this nasty bitch. Once she's high on her shit she's going to grab on his dick. I hope he can resist her.

She is ugly snd gross beyond belief!

brit looks good here; the workout outfit is very kewl and appropriate...we should all look so good working out. Great boots too!

They should keep a picture of Britney Spears in every hospital emergency room in case they need to induce vomiting in a patient.

I like that the bodyguard put the full beams on so no pics could be taken! hehe!

She'll fuck the body guard. Hope he wears a condom. LOL!! My friend just said she'll give her bodygaurd a blow job.

i actually feel sorry for her.everyone has exploited her. she is paranoid and delusional.show some heart and leave this girl alone.isolated from the real world she is lost.she reminds me of blanche dubois in a "streetcar named desire" where all she is doing is seeking out the kindness of strangers.all the people she encounters could care less about her and just want to be celebrities .if anyone really cared about her they would get her out of los angeles.too much money would be lost if that were the case.so the exploitation goes on for all to see.

She makes her bodygaurd finger fuck her in the car.

I think you all need to grow up. And just how do you know she'll fuck her body GUARD??? First, you IDIOT... learn how to spell GUARD.... and then write something that INTELLIGENT!!!!

Oh yeah that's why she treats people working in a store like shit! She's a mean evil bitch!

Finally! A relatively decent outfit at the dance studio! At least it is a far cry from the last couple of day's outfits! UGH!

Now.if we could just get Kim Vo BACK to Britney's house to address that complete MESS of hair he is so proud of! WHAT was he thinking of? NOT good for business!

Of course, it is one step at a time but her daily dress out on errands needs to be attended to! SHE needs undergarmets! Finola Hughes....WHERE are you?

She looks a lot better here than she has been. Go Jamie.

omg you guys sound straight from the sewer...

What happend? Daddy made her get a new pair of fishnets. She don't look to happy. She can't get to the paps, and she can't get to Adnan.

I think it's great seeing her take a step in the right direction. I miss all the drama, but she's on the right path. Hopefully she'll keep it up.

She hasnt looked happy ever since she got released from the psych ward. No pics of her smiling at all. If she is smiling....its fake.
And I hate the red boots and green shirt....she looks like a stripper elf !

That bodyguard is HOT!! He's about 100x hotter than that douchebag Adnan!! Sorry Brit, this one is out of your league!

yeaterday she teaches kids , see ok magazine,
I think she look great !!! like the boost

Where's Adnan these days?

I'm just glad to see NEW FISHNETS!! What a difference a week makes. I hope in the long run she realizes that she needed the help she is getting from her family. If not, she'll slip back into the same ol' routine once they are out of the picture.

What a difference since Sam's been out of her life...

WHOS THE WOMAN IN THE FRONT SEAT?????

Who cares who the woman is in the front seat.

WOW!!

She's gone from a $2 crack whore to a plain old $5 whore!

GO JAMIE!! THIS IS THE BEST SHE'S LOOKED ALL YEAR!

i like the new outfit , like the new assitant ( the one in front seat ) i lke the new body guard ( seem to be realy hit Britney , not like the freaking firt one ) , y think she doing weel since she left the hospital !! glad that sam not there anymore ( fuck lufti )

I dont think people should be able write in this if there going to be judgemental, illiterate and clearly cant spell. Immature and jealous people suck, which most of these people are whose writing in this. Britney is awesome and a human being give her some slack, all you jealous fucks!!!!!!!!!

The old and REAL Britney will be back soon.
Exposing herself, tits hanging low, gas station bathroom breaks to shit out the food she ate with Correctol, Starbucks runs, aimlessly driving (speeding) to nowhere...
Soon soon, soon !

The woman in the front seat look grossed out. Shitney looks like shit still. Whatever rocks your boat folks. I'd just get a bottle and do her but I wouldn't give her $5? Maybe $2.

So what makes her a whore? You people sound like you are 12...........

7:19 what is so comical about your stupid post is that you act like you have dignity and class and then in your last line you say, "you jealous fucks!" What a riot! I have class, fuck you all! ROFLMAO

Britney is an attention whore. IF she had a TRUE mental illness and was deemed a danger to herself, they wouldn't have let her out. It's an act and I've been saying since DAY ONE it is an act. Anyone can see right through this and she gives a bad name to intelligent people living with mental illness every day. It goes to show that money cannot by class OR happiness. No thanks!

"...Of course, the way Britney loves her work..."

OK, that makes one person who currently loves her work. It's a start.

Conservatorship countdown = T-minus 2 days!

LETS GOOOOOO BRIT!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BEST!

I don't think she let the hair stylist do what he wanted to do. She likes this ugly weave. I don't know why? I bet her hair underneath looks 100 times better. I know a hair stylist can give her a really nice hair style with her own hair but, she doesn't want to loose this look she has now which is not working for her at all. Hopefully dad can changer her mind.

She has a greasy forehead.

AH HA THE BIGGEST LOSERS ARE THE SCAVENGER PAPS . LUCKILY FOR THEM SPRING IS ON THE WAY .... FRUIT PICKING MEAT PACKING.....tHE REST WELL LETS HOPE THEY GET DEPORTED.

KEVINS LAWYER HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN OSAMA LUTFI AND X17. POOR BRIT -CRAZY BEING DRUGGED WITH PSYCH COCKTAILS AND DRAGGED AROUND ALL HOURS ON A MENTAL ROLLER COASTER BY BLOODSUCKERS LUFTI ALLY SIMS ETC.

TAKING ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE WITH A MENTAL IKLLNESS IS ABOUT AS LOW AS IT GETS

IM NOT A BIG FAN OF BRITNEY MUSIC BUT YOU GO GIRL

TO THE SHITNEY PERSON --YOU POST ON EVERY WEBSITE . YOU ARE THE BIGGEST LOSER AND I AM SURE A 300 LB UGLY PIG THAT NEVER HAD A SHOT WITH ANY CHIC OTHER THAN ONE YOU PAYED FOR. GO AWAY AND WORK ON YOURSELF

Will someone please tell her to PUT A BRA on for goodness sakes those things are gonna be hangin past her belly button before she is 30. GAWD

I get high and have sex with my friends?
So does that make me a whore too?

OMG! You're beautyful, BRITNEY!!
Good work!

She looks neat, her stockings are not full of holes, her clothing is tasteful, she no longer has that manic look, she is probably finally realizing that those Paps are not really her close friends, just opportunists! She looks great! They may have turned the corner with Brit, it would certainly be nice if people were now less judgmental of her! Obviously she's trying hard to get back to normal, laying off the sarcasm and naysying,just might help!!

leave britney alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

two more days, then look out world-they'd better tie her ass down because all hell is going to break loose

Sadly, Britney has a false sense of stardom. She probably thinks she's being photgraphed and chased because she's on top, when in reality she's being chased to catch her next eff up on camera.
X17, stop feeding her frenzy! Chase Pamela Anderson...3 failed marrages, fake preganancies, Hep B and still drinking, walking around topless in front of her pre-teen SONS...she should be your eff up target, not Britney. Let Britney heal for God's sake!

she's got the dancer look !!! my good hour so prude

If I had giant thunderthighs like that I would NOT leave my house unless I was in a skirt or something other than underwear over whore stockings. What a piece of crap she is! She actually thinks she looks good, um, she doesn't!

Where are the photos of yesterday's dance lessons with the kids? Is that being saved for an "exclusive" issue of OK!, to hit news stands next week?

Conservatorship over in two days?? Yikes. Batten down the hatches, folks. If it's not extended, Mount Shitney is gonna BLOW! She's just biding her time until daddy goes back to his other job. This was just a temporary fix, a bandaid. She'll be back to her skanky ways in no time.

7:40, I would be quite embarrassed to have a story being printed about my spending time with other people's children when I couldn't be bothered before to even spend time with my own. Oh, unless you count that time that she terrified them by locking herself in the bathroom and being carried out in a stretcher.

Finally some new fishnets. I can only imagine the fit she threw when she found out Jamie tossed the others.

The paps can't get near Pamela Anderson because she won't let them come close. So they have to respect that and give her space. Shitney on the other hand loves ATTENTION she lives for it.

THINGS BRIT (JAMIE) NEEDS TO DO TO GET HER LIFE IN ORDER:

1. Quit Smoking. Smoking Acts as a panic inducer, it makes the fight or flight responses kick in and BRIT is prone to PA'S.

2. NO CAFFEINE. Same as smoking. At least do decaf Starbucks, but if you're wondering why your ass is big and you drink Starbucks everyday...........put 2+2 together here people.

3. Go Organic. HIRE A COOK TOO! She has 40 Million dollars and a staff. She needs a cook. She needs to buy organic foods and NO FAST FOOD (in moderation, like once a month). Organic foods do not have estrogen or chemicals put in the foods which MIMICS psychological illnesses.

4. Water Water Water.

5. Message Therapy, Chiropractics, Accupuncture. These are great ways to reduce stress and Britneys triggers are based on stress. Take care of yourself before the panic and stresses.

6. SLEEP. Especially between the hours of 10 p.m. and 2 a.m. when your body naturally heals itself.

7. SEE A REAL DOCTOR. All these psychological factors have something behind them and usually diet is a huge part. TESTS TO TRY THAT MIMIC PSYCH DISORDERS: OH YEAH, AND GO TO A SPECIALIST FOR EACH, MOST FAM DOCS AREN'T TRAINED IN ANYTHING OTHER THAN SAYING YOU NEED SSRI'S and DON'T TRY TO FIND THE PROB.

HORMONES: HMMM....SHE HAD 2 Babies back to back...hormones could be out of whack and they include symptoms of PA's, Depression, etc. etc. WORTH A CHECK. TO Check Hormones Get a full saliva test.

THYROID: Go To An Endocrynologist: Get a complete work up of all functions and baselines. Many of these mimic and have side effects of psychological disorders (You'd be surprised)!

I went for over three years after I had two babies back to back like Britney and was diagnosed with BiPolar and Pa's from three yes three separate physicians, all of whom wanted to give me psych drugs that flipped me out and hospitalized me. After researching myself and many tests, come to find out I had hypothyroidism and estrogen dominance BOTH of which were most likely brought on by back to back pregnancies and BOTH treatable (NOT WITH PSYCH DRUGS). In fact most psych problems have an underlying disorder you just have to find out what it is. Now I manage with one thyroid pill per day and progesterone as needed to help with MOOD SWINGS (hmmmm...bi polar)

I have never felt better before since I was diagnosed properly and getting proper treatment.

IF JAMIE OR MOM IS LISTENING, PLEASE PLEASE GET BRIT CHECKED FOR UNDERLYING CAUSES PRIOR TO JUST SAYING SHE IS WHACKED. THERE IS USUALLY AN UNDERLYING CAUSE THE DOCS WOULD JUST RATHER GIVE YOU AN SSRI AND CALL YOU WHACKED THAN TO FIGURE IT OUT.

PLEASE READ ON ESTROGEN DOMINANCE AND THYROID PROBS!! SHE HAS MONEY DON'T STOP TILL YOU FIND THE UNDERLYING CAUSE SHE WILL THANK YOU FOR IT. MOST OF THE THESE ARE BROUGHT ON BY PREGNANCIES OR PUBERTY.

I get high and have sex with my friends?
So does that make me a whore too?
February 12, 2008 7:34 AM
Posted by: Catwalker
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Not sure -- I'd need to schedule a personal interview to find out. Let's hook up at www.WhoreMingle.com

You're right Heehawg. When time is up and dad goes away she'll be back to her old ways. She is not looking too happy being in lock down. She looks upset she had to put on new fishnets and new body gaurd won't let her see Adnan. Just wait till daddy leaves...

Jamie and Britney, I think both of you are doing a very great proceed!
This aint easy.
BEST WISHES!

Shitney shows way too much skin for an ugly fat broad. Cover that cottage cheese up, bitch.

The last time they had a video of Britney and Adnan was when the paps were up the tree peeking in her windows and, she seemed to really love Adnan.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

SHE LOOKS BETTER AND BETTER EVERY DAY!!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I just wonder who the hell will be able to afford to live in LA once they raise the taxes sky high after all these Shitney expenses. I see the LAPD in this video AGAIN.

NASTY CRAZY WHORE!!!!!

I SEE DR JGLAD IS BACK AKA LISA, HEEHAWG,ANONYMOUS AND A HOST OF OF OTHER NAMES

Nope. Jglad addresses each poster so she's not here. If she was she uses her name. Also Shitney looks the same to me?
I don't see anything different. The bad weave is still there. She got new fishnets. She lost weight. But she still looks old and ugly. She use to be pretty and youthful and I understand she aged but she has aged so much. I guess the cigs, drugs, booze take a toll on a persons looks.

Hey, whatever happened to her or is happening to her, She is still so HOT!

Hey she is still so freaking UGLY!!!

No way! Shitney is not hot! But hey to each his own. LOL!!! That leaves all the real hot babes for the rest of us.

she looks like shes trying out for some christmas play and she plays an elf..the boots are makin my eyes sore

OMG! First the RATWEAVE gets a visit by a hair stylist (he claims he charges 6K for in home care), now suddenly the HOOKERWARE is given new fishnets and soon to be smelly red suede boots!

What a HOOT! The Selfish Skank's family/handlers READ the gossip sites!

All this work and she's STILL GROSS!

Hmm, here's another suggestion, roll up your circus tent because the show is OVER!

This is the only web site that is 90% negative. Is sore losers and an impact on their purses the reason? Suck it up and find something else to do beside chasing the fumes of an Escalade.LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8:10 ~ Why do you insist in stirring the pot? Jglad posts as none other than herself and WE ALL KNOW IT!

Don't go away mad.....just go away.

yeehaw go team LAPD go team Security and FUCKING GO TEAM PARKER lets see x17 get hit in the financials

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BRANDY NAVARRE....I have a question for you...Do you STILL think Osama Lufti has Brit's best interest in mind....Yeah I thought NOT!

Good Call, Annon 7:51, The topless shots I saw of her around her boys were from far away, so you're right about not letting them get as close as Britney does.
About the red boots, though....I love them! Not so much for the dance get up, but the boots are sweet. Short white mini skirt and red and white baby-doll top with diamonds and pearls...oh, yeah...the boots are not bad at all!

7:35 AM Posted by: Anonymous

She looks neat, her stockings are not full of holes, her clothing is tasteful, she no longer has that manic look...

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You mean she no longer has that "meth fiend" look. It's amazing what laying off the crystal will do, isn't it?

just read on the web
britney attacks amy winehouse!!
at least amy can sing, whats wrong brit u jealous? take the hint and give it up no one gives a shit about u anymore

She doesn't look happy at all. she looks happier when she's going to the riteaid bathroom with a bunch of paparazzi tbh.

Let all the dudes or "men" who think this woman "Shitney" is hot think that way.
All us other men will take the real hot ones like Uma Thurman, Kate Hudson, Mandy Moore, Selma Hyak, Penelope Cruz,
Scarlet Johanson, Jennifer Beals, Hayden Panttiere, Sharon Stone, Julianne Moore,
Heidi Klum, Diane Lane, Rebecca Romjin,
Sarah Michelle Gellar...a whole lot more for us guys that don't think Shitney is hot. You dudes take the "Shitster" we'll take all the rest. :) I know there are a lot of beautiful women posting on here as well that agree with me.

The woman in the shopping center had the right idea when she confronted her and screamed "WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE!"

SoCal residents should print her photos POSTER SIZED and stand outside the dance studio. It's time to put Britney in Britney's face for a change.

Top 3 on my list, Crazy Bald Britney, Panty-less Whore Britney with Paris, and Panty-less Aren't I Purdy' when I have my Period Britney.

If you think the public wants to see a COMEBACK then you are just as derranged as she is.

YEP JGLAD IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CALLS HER SHITNEY..DEFENDING ITSELF UNDER ANONYMOUS...SICK BITCH

Brit has a huge man neck, like a linebacker, and her face is very manish. She is no longer attractive. Her teen years are WELL over and done with. She just didn't turn out to be a pretty woman. Period.

errr 8:54 a lot of those women you named are fugly .

kate freaking hudson? she seems to be a lot like spears if you ask me.

8:54

The only people who think Britney is "hot" are psychotic gay guys like Faggy Jordan who don't even like women in the first place, or preteen sluts-in-training who aspire to be just like her.

YEP JGLAD IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CALLS HER SHITNEY..DEFENDING ITSELF UNDER ANONYMOUS...SICK BITCH

8:58 "Brit has a huge man neck"

ROTFLOL! So TRUE, she needs it to hold up that fat egotistical head!

Brit also has stubby legs with cankles and the UGLIEST breasts ever! Her nipples point to the ground. She has pizza slices for breasts! Yuck...

90% OF THIS WEBSITE IS ONE PERSON USING VARIOUS NAMES COMMENTING BACK AND FORTH TO ITSELF...JGLAD..SICK BITCH

9:06
90% of this website is you commenting on your stupid Jglad theories. You are the essence of a dipshit!

90% OF THIS WEBSITE IS ONE PERSON USING VARIOUS NAMES COMMENTING BACK AND FORTH TO ITSELF...JGLAD..SICK BITCH

February 12, 2008 9:06 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
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You are the sick bitch. 90% of the website is YOU trying to stir up shit. You posted at 8:56, 9:00 AND 9:06. We get it...you're the obsessed stalker. We got Britney taking baby steps (see the nice new fishnets?) maybe we can get you to do the same. First step...admit you have a problem! Next step....go away.

I have seen people call her Shitney on other sites?
I guess thats Justins Glad too. LULZ
You guys are paranoid and venting your disappointment hidden deep down about Britney at Justin..Go make a crocker youtube video i am sure 1/2 the world enjoys watching you Brittards cry, screamm and act like mental patients. Monkey see monkey do right..*throws you bananas*
Britneys a failure just deal with it no ammount of dissing critics will save her lip syncing career puh-lease!!!
maybe you should book into a nuthome on a 51-50 too you paranoid jackass'??
plenty of people think shes Shitney too.
Which tabloid labled her Unfitney ..that was funny :)
Aww new stockings but perhaps we will see a return to form maybe some blood clot cooter shots?

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

Maybe someone should send the British muslim's family a photo of Britney during her phoney I *heart* Kabbala days.

Bet they'd love seeing Britney wearing the Star of David that Madonna gave her.

What an Disgusting A-Hole!

DTs , bloody thighs?
The very same so powerless so so stinking dead Shitney.
No Thanks!
Love :)

What's this? New fishnets? A leotard instead of underpants? New BOOTS?

This is an improvement.

Now, if someone could just wrestle her girls into a BRA, we might be able to start talking about semi-normal human being!

90% of this website is you commenting on your stupid Jglad theories. You are the essence of a dipshit!
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{{standing on my chair applauding your post!!!}}

9:03 "Brit also has stubby legs with cankles . . ."

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Cool Comment!

Looks like "total control" Jaime is paying off. Fresh clothes. Hazmat's been removed (or almost all of it -- the papz are still on the street).

Maybe Goetz will extend her stay in sanity-land.

Thursday the key clicks are goin' through the roof. Start poppin the popcorn!

LULZ :) :) :)

I google searched the name " Shitney "

I guess thats all J-Glad too..tee-hee what a moron.
Yeah keep telling yourself its all justins alias'
Justins glad is also on other sites posting under a million different names...or maybe just maybe..the GENERAL CONSENSUS IS shes a bad mother and failure, fake singer, and not the cute teenager anymore. I guess J-Glad is thinking like alot of others.
now britney/shitney/unfitneys just doing the rounds starbucks and gas stations..Adnan or any married man will do :)

What a horrid outfit! She looks like a demented Christmas elf. She has the most bizarre idea of what sexy is -- and that outfit sure isnt! She is obviously still trying to dress for the paps who she knows are still taking pictures of her the brief moments she is out in public.

By the looks of that outfit, she is still attention-desperate!! If she really wants the paps to stop, she would dress more normal. I don't think her choice in attire is due to a mental illness; it is calculated to make an impression.

I have to admit that her outfit is SOMEWHAT better, but she still looks like a nasty street whore.

9:41 "she still looks like a nasty street whore."

LOL!

If this body guard is gonna fist fuck Britney in the car, he'd better get some solid gloves first.

(Recommended)

I think the dancing would be good if it was for the right reason. Unfortunately, it's only for photo ops. She could do the same thing in the privacy of her very LARGE home.

9:40

"demented Christmas elf"

WOW! You people are so funny!

I've been laughing for a half hour.

My soul that fragile , innocent child in me.
So precious.
Love :)

I am so bored now....no action from her anymore, I can't imagine being 26 years old, and having my parents living with me and controlling my finances!

Astral Space?
The very place where all spiritual problems begins.
No Thanks!
Love :)

Reading all these comments is depressing!. Let me step on this chair,its kinda shaky. only three legs! Gotta tie the rope around the chandelier, the noose around my neck, of course I'm just playing! This chair sure is shaky, HEY!, I'm falling, aaaaaaargh

hey ya'll i got me some new leg nets. I am gonna wear these till they have holes the size of my vagina on them.
I wish daddy spears would give me mah car back.
Anyway i got me some elocution lessons i am gonna do a Chinese accent from now on.
Rike this: "eat it, Rick it, snolt it, Fuk it" :) I sound Chinese already. I preparing for a movie role crouching hooker, exposed vajajay its a sequel to some martial arts movie.
I am gonna be almost as good as i was in crossroads.
yay! bye y'all I have to steal my clothes from the keibler elf seconds rack at rite-aid.

What shit that you're "pleases as punch her needs are being taken care of"!! X17 were the ones working with Lutfi (and Adnan)while he sold her to you for the price of a photo!! I know you must have really been upset when Lutfi could no longer be sure where she would be and then parade her around for you after he had her nice and drugged up!! Hope you're losing millions not getting more of those psychopathic looking pictures of Britney any more. Go Jaime Spears!! He's doing a good job taking care of his daughter!!

9:57 AM #2

Is that post from you, Britney?

X17, we miss our banNANna-RAma-oSAMa! Keepin him under wraps till Valentine's Day?

Any new commandments being brought down to the sinful masses by "Moses" Michael Sands? He seems to have disappeared into the ether. Must be working with those "powerful people"

How's Brit taking the news that Osama was demanding money etc. from Gross-man. Maybe that's contributing to the glum-face.

Hope Brit doesn't blow a gasket if she's reinvested with her adult rights. Otherwise the NEXT conservator Goetz will slap on her is Faye "no wire hangers" Dunaway!!!

What shit that you're "pleased as punch her needs are being taken care of"!! X17 were the ones working with Lutfi (and Adnan)while he sold her to you for the price of a photo!! I know you must have really been upset when Lutfi could no longer be sure where she would be and then parade her around for you after he had her nice and drugged up!! Hope you're losing millions not getting more of those psychopathic looking pictures of Britney any more. Go Jaime Spears!! He's doing a good job taking care of his daughter!!

she still talks with that fake accent how could the hospital release her????
I agree must suck to be her, living with mom and dad at 26
children removed by the courts, sanity in question, career in the toilet..how much further can she slide?
She will never get her shit together she will always have to have mom dad or a team of minders.
An expensive mental case :( hope it doesn't cost the tax payers everytime they wheel her crazy ass off in a stretcher. If they release her and shes still completely nuts and talking British what do they expect shes 3 weeks away from a total breakdown / realpse.
A few days in hospital to remedy a lifetime of mental illness..yeah right

She has to dance at Millenium - nobody at her home is smart enough to push the play button on the cd player. "Uh, London why is there no sound coming out, can you help me and Pappa figure this out?"

Be Strong Britney!
Admittedly Brit has been a train wreck lately but.... havent we ALl gone through a crappy stage in our lives. She has lived a life that none of us could even imagine with all of her worst moments caught on tape and shown to the entire world. I think any of us would be embarassed to see our own lives broadcast with that kind of scrutiny.
Britney can come out of this and she will be successful and happy again.
Best Wishes to Brit and her little boys.

I'm so glad to see someone driving her now. She shouldn't be driving herself it's too stressful.

Her outfit is better than before and I'm happy to see her being protected from you stalkers. It should be interesting to see if she goes back to her old ways after the 14th or that she's realized that she's much safer this way and that she needs to get her act together. However, I wouldn't be surprised if Adnan takes her out for Valentines (with dozens of paps in her face) and she flashes her crouch again.

No, Kate Hudson is not at all like Britney. I call Britney "Shtiney" I like it. I like "Unfitney" too. I like calling her Shitney better. It fits her.

Noone here knows if she has a personality disorder or an anxiety disorder or depression or is on drugs. All we have is speculation, gossip and a few pics and video clips. So, let´s just stop "diagnosing" her with all kinds of crap. Leave it up to the professionals who have actually evaluated her! There is a reason why these people have to go to school for years to get a degree in the field...everything else is purely naive armchair-psychology.

And - her hair doesn´t look bad at all! There many times pics of Lohan & Co posted with hair no better than Brit´s.

Linsay is a whore loser, Britney who I love to call "Shitney" as well is a whore loser, and Paris is the same as these two. Wish all three would go away.

I agree that there some really sexy girls in Holliwood that I'd like to see rather than Britney. Alyssa Milano is very hot to me, and Reese Withersoon is hot to me too.
Gisele Bundchen, Kristen Bell, Demi Moore are my brothers favorite. Hey X17 we have more beautiful women we like to see so take this Shitney person out of there once and for all and show us the hot babes. Come on man!!!

Pleased as punch to see her needs being looked after like this? Britney is obviously NOT please. And well she should not be. She has been stripped of her emancipation from the custody and control of her parents, stripped her of the rights and responsibilities of an adult. And for what? Six or seven days in a psychiatric ward for treatment and medication to bring her bipolar illness under control! But her bipolar illness is under control now and her meds are therapeutic. Being "looked after like this" now is nothing to be "pleased as punch to see." I would be "pleased as punch to see" her emancipated from the custody and control of her parents and restored to the dignity and rights of an adult.

What a fat fucking whore, she's so ugly she doesn't even look female, she look like a dude.

I hope she stays strong and allows her parents to continue to monitor her where-abouts, actions, behavior. The hired gaurds, the normal looking, clean non hollywood hungry assistant , the driver :
all points to Britney being protected from the media and the skanky hanger-ons and illegal pretendfriend stalkerazzi paps.
She looks so much better and If any of you were dancing your ass off at a studio for a few hours your hair would be a mess too. Cut her some slack. she looks like she is cleaning up and working real hard on focusing the only way she knows how. besides, with her parents in the picture y'all will have to RIP some other victom apart . Brit is making a "life' comeback happen and plenty of people can read between the bullshit and see positives happening in the few pics and video clips we get to see.
Her kids need her to be healthy and strong again and if y'all gave a crap about them,(like you say you do) you would pray for her recovery from what's screwing up her mind...instead of trashing her and hoping she fall back into her dark lonely place. Its not easy being lost or broken.

Be strong Britney you can do this...

while you are sitting here being nasty; she is getting exercise and is still a multi millionaire who when gets better will still have lots more fun on a daily basis than you nasty ones. She looks fab, and she is lucky to have a family that supports her to get better. So um back to being nasty and poor.

Hey if we get to pick who we wanna see I like Michele Pfeiffer, Heather Graham, Minka Kelly and Becky Newton.

She is fat. And it's not in a good way.
I don't mind a woman with meat on her, but I like it in the right places. She has no curves. she has stumpy wrestler legs,linebacker neck, and truckdriver gut, she has no waist, or hips either. GROSS!

Multi millionaire? OMFG LMAO. She is going broke you fool. She is also way worse. She has the mentality of a small child. Wake Up.

Go Britney! Can't wait for her new video if she's busting her ass dancing!

90% OF THIS WEBSITE IS ONE PERSON USING VARIOUS NAMES COMMENTING BACK AND FORTH TO ITSELF...JGLAD..SICK BITCH

February 12, 2008 9:06 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
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You have accused so many posters of being jglad, each one you add to the list of being jglad just validates your stupidity.

teekay
RasputinsLiver
HotBox
touche
HeeHawg
Chicago
HBL
Various anonymous
and many more I have failed to remember.

.....all individual posters.

I always wanted to look and be like Britney. I hope she gets better.

I love Diane Lane. :)

shes fat and ugly.

Dr. Isaac Kleiner: Never fear, Gordon, she's de-beaked and completely harmless. The worst she might do is attempt to couple with your head. Fruitlessly!

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I want to see Ellen Pompeo and Kim Kardashian..love Kim's ass.

Me like Katherine Zeta Jones can I see her I know she marry. Eva Mendes too. Thanks you.

Well I'm a fag and I like this stupid bitch.

REAly Kayla..interesting...
11*27

I never wanted to look like Or be like Britney. seems to me she had to much to fast. Money, fame and hanger-on's, not enough disipline , real friends or life experiece in her world, then marriage and two kids, divorce... I'm surprised she lasted this long without committig harry carrey. Id be OUT OF MY FuCkin MIND w/O my babies...
I feel sorry for young girls who looked up to britney , I admire Mariah carey, who had a real mental breakdown, was smart enough to lay low and go into hiding , use her time to regroup mentally, retrain her vocals ,(thks to mommie) switch up her dance moves, tighten her body etc. (did anyone catch her outfit at her new years eve performance *very britney VMA like* , but yea she dragged herself up from Public humiliation and a bomb movie She wasn't going down like that...reamerged vistorious with a new hit song maybe album ..not 2 sure but Still, we all forgot/forgave her fiasco. Britney I hope does the same. Hopefully this is the last video in her contract and she can do just that Hide away in kentwood w/o losing anymore money , there is some reason her folks aren't dragging her arse screaming and kicking back to Kentwood. I bet its this last video/ single. her parents aren't stupid they're doing the right thing here.

well, Im off for some retail therapy got to LOVE living in nyc Y'all. Tot-ta

I love looking at Carmen Electra. Can you show me her? Fag's like dirty bitches because it makes women look bad.

OMG scooped again x17

Parents, kids thrilled as pop star steps into familiar role -- 'The kids loved her,' school director says.
By Chris Harris
On Monday night, at the Millennium Dance Complex in North Hollywood, California, a group of aspiring dancers between ages 4 and 7 received the shock of their lives when embattled pop star Britney Spears unexpectedly strolled in to teach the hour-long class.

According to Robert Baker, director of the complex, the role of teacher is one that suits Spears, who has taught classes at the facility before; the time she'd done so was soon after the birth of her second son, Jayden James, back in 2006.

"She's been a client for 10 years, and she loves dancing and she loves kids," Baker told MTV News on Tuesday (February 12). "She has been rehearsing in our facility for the last month and a half for her next video, and she said, 'You know, I'd love to teach a class.' It's something she's done sporadically over the last 10 years. And the kids just loved it. She asked me to pick some kids for her to teach. The kids loved her — she was warm and friendly."

Baker said Spears wore red boots, a green shirt, a black-and-white tie, black shorts and fishnet stockings.

Spears did such a good job that she's scheduled to lead another dance class on Tuesday evening — before a much larger group of 25 kids between ages 7 and 11.

"When she walked in, the kids were in shock — they didn't know she was going to be teaching, but we did tell the parents beforehand and they were thrilled," Baker continued. "She went over to the class, said, 'Hi, I'm Britney — what's your name?,' and she greeted them all individually. She got them warmed up and taught them a little routine, and they just had a blast. It was a wonderful experience for all."

Spears also taught the kids some of her signature moves, before having them form a large circle, in which one child at a time had their moment to shine, freestyle dancing in front of the entire class and the paparazzo-target; Baker said a cluster of photographers maintained a presence outside the studio for much of the night, and police were summoned to control what was "a chaotic" situation.

"She was rehearsing, and just said to me, 'I'd love to teach again,' " Baker said. "Her thing has always been giving back to the dancing community, so she loves it, and this place has been her kind of refuge away from the madness. We've grown up with her, and watched her grow up. She was with us from the beginning, and she is always welcome to teach here."

And according to Baker, the parents had no problem leaving their offspring with Spears. "One of the moms summed it up by saying, 'What a wonderful once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have my child taught by someone who has inspired so many kids to dance,' " Baker said. "I thought that was a pretty powerful statement."

As for Spears' erratic behavior as of late, Baker said he's never known that side of the singer — and he'd love for her to come back and teach as often as she'd like.

"She wasn't acting strange last night, and really, we have never seen her act strange," he said. "All the speculation out there that she has a mental illness ... that's never been an issue. We've never seen or experienced any of that."

Shitney likes to touch little girls.

"When she walked in, the kids were in shock — they didn't know she was going to be teaching, but we did tell the parents beforehand and they were thrilled," Baker continued. "She went over to the class, said, 'Hi, I'm Britney — what's your name?,' and she greeted them all individually. She got them warmed up and taught them a little routine, and they just had a blast. It was a wonderful experience for all."

Spears also taught the kids some of her signature moves, before having them form a large circle, in which one child at a time had their moment to shine, freestyle dancing in front of the entire class and the paparazzo-target; Baker said a cluster of photographers maintained a presence outside the studio for much of the night, and police were summoned to control what was "a chaotic" situation.

"She was rehearsing, and just said to me, 'I'd love to teach again,' " Baker said. "Her thing has always been giving back to the dancing community, so she loves it, and this place has been her kind of refuge away from the madness. We've grown up with her, and watched her grow up. She was with us from the beginning, and she is always welcome to teach here."

And according to Baker, the parents had no problem leaving their offspring with Spears. "One of the moms summed it up by saying, 'What a wonderful once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have my child taught by someone who has inspired so many kids to dance,' " Baker said. "I thought that was a pretty powerful statement."

As for Spears' erratic behavior as of late, Baker said he's never known that side of the singer — and he'd love for her to come back and teach as often as she'd like.

"She wasn't acting strange last night, and really, we have never seen her act strange," he said. "All the speculation out there that she has a mental illness ... that's never been an issue. We've never seen or experienced any of that."

HAHAAH X17 didn't get the real story , from last night ! WASUp Sam LUFNUt didn't Tip you off...O H snap thats right he can't come near Britney anymore...

I hope x17 gets screwed now no more tips for your illegals Paps..OH Snap ....

Go Suck A LUftnUT

People keep mentioning Britneys' legs, well, they are the legs of a dancer who has been in show business most of her life! They are well toned, strong, and something to be proud of. When she's normal, she's an excellent dancer, better than most. The appearance of her legs are those of a skilled, professional dancer!! No more, no less.

21;41 yea people just pick at anything to Ripp her apart , its doesn't matter when she is doing better and showing signs of hope (like Now) they look to her appearance and they ripp that apart too.
Don't get me wrong, I will ripp into her when she is acting like an ass like when she had no clue that sam and alli were out for themselves and not making her life better or acting like "true" friend s would but I would never sink so low as to say her legs look disgusting or chubby or she is fat or whatever the lastest smart ass dig to ripp this woman apart.. It's jealosy and real pathetic Morons on parade.... she looks great and she is in better shape them most.

Maybe she can open up a dance school. If she wants to teach dance to the kids that would be nice.

I think she is really thin. She lost the weight a long time ago. I guess all the laxatives did the trick, but her legs do not look fat at all, and she is not fat.
I think she can get a better hair style using her own hair and I think she can get better clothes. A dance school is a good idea if she likes teaching dance.

Force her into a sports bra and someone buy her a wrap around skirt and make rules, her lady flower must not be shown in public

hey jglad aka P, don't be hatin' on a woman who knows how to wear fishnets. your man legs will never look good unless you splurge for the sex change. when are you going to wake up and realize you're a 54 year old man? dag..do you have any daughters? i puke thinking of it.

YAY for the fishnets and the boots but don't ever, wear red and green at the same time unless it's Christmas.

POSITIVE BRITNEY NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Britney Spears has class – dance class, that is.

The 26-year-old singer – who's in the midst of a custody battle over her own kids, Preston, 2, and Jayden, 1 – logged some quality kiddie time Monday, teaching an hour-long dance lesson to a group of six children.

"The class was amazing," Robert Baker, director of the Millennium Dance Complex, tells PEOPLE.

In addition to choreographed routines to vintage Madonna songs "True Blue" and "Material Girl" and "Holiday," Spears – wearing ripped fishnets, red boy-shorts and a blue top – also allowed her pupils to free-style dance.

"She even played age-appropriate games in a circle, pretending to be a choo-choo train," Baker said. "Britney was just amazing with the kids and everyone ended up having a blast. At the end of the hour class, all the kids hugged Britney and she seemed very happy."

Kids 'Thrilled'
The kids, aged 4 to 7, were selected from the studio's junior program. "The parents gave their permission," Baker said. "They were thrilled. One parent summed it up: 'It's a once in a lifetime event.'"

Well, maybe not. Spears had so much fun, "She asked to please teach a class tomorrow," said Baker, a longtime Spears friend. "We plan to put together a group of about 20 kids for her."

After the class wrapped up at 7 p.m., Spears – who has rehearsed at Millennium three times since Friday – spent another hour and a half working on a dance routine for her single "Hot as Ice."

"She seems very focused about getting back into her old life," said Baker. "[She's] focusing her energy on creating and dancing."

OMG!!
New fishnets? Check
New boots? CHECK!
Wearing a bra? CHECK CHECK!!
Please tell me this is the real signal of the beginning of the end of this full insanity.
Sam Lufti, with all is PR people (and BTW come on!) is going to have to do lots of s'plaining to do!

OMG!!
New fishnets? Check
New boots? CHECK!
Wearing a bra? CHECK CHECK!!
Please tell me this is the real signal of the beginning of the end of this full insanity.
Sam Lufti, with all is PR people (and BTW come on!) is going to have to do lots of s'plaining to do!

I SEE DR JGLAD IS BACK AKA LISA, HEEHAWG,ANONYMOUS AND A HOST OF OF OTHER NAMES

February 12, 2008 8:10 AM - Anonymous

YEP JGLAD IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CALLS HER SHITNEY..DEFENDING ITSELF UNDER ANONYMOUS...SICK BITCH

Feb 12, 2008 8:56/9:00 AM - Anonymous (2x)

90% OF THIS WEBSITE IS ONE PERSON USING VARIOUS NAMES COMMENTING BACK AND FORTH TO ITSELF...JGLAD..SICK BITCH

February 12, 2008 9:06 AM - Anonymous

hey jglad aka P, don't be hatin' on a woman who knows how to wear fishnets. your man legs will never look good unless you splurge for the sex change. when are you going to wake up and realize you're a 54 year old man? dag..do you have any daughters? i puke thinking of it.

February 12, 2008 2:34 PM - Anonymous

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LOOKIE! my *OBSESSED* STALKER is here being CRAZY again!! =P

that's right BITCH!! TALK ABOUT ME EVEN WHEN I'M NOT HERE!! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!! :)

haha!! *POINTS & LAUGHS AT THE PATHETIC JTARDED MORON*

LOOKIE! my *OBSESSED* STALKER is here being CRAZY again!! =P

that's right BITCH!! TALK ABOUT ME EVEN WHEN I'M NOT HERE!! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!! :)

haha!! *POINTS & LAUGHS AT THE PATHETIC JTARDED MORON*

I only wish Britney the best. The woman clearly deserves a break. Let all the negativity go people...

good start, Britney! Now , please get some bras and use them.
You're almost on the full road to recovery!

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the pics of her on gossipgirl are good, she almost looks like she's normal. Happy.

What factors did you use in determining the mean for your population? Would you consider two or three standard deviations outside the mean to be normal? Oh!... You don't understand... You must have based all of your opinions of normal vs not normal on the value system that was presented to you by the media... someone showed you pictures right side up and therefore Britney looks normal to you. I get it now. You are so intelligent that you don't need math or logic to make decisions about someone else's life. Please keep commenting...

HE SURE IS A SEXY BLACK MAN! THIS IS JUST WHAT SHE NEEDS!

Yeah finally some security and back to business.
You go girl I am always in your corner.
Fan forever