Service Fit For A Queen

It's called being a lazy slob, not delegating. Jeez.

All the sh!t that happens with this girl, I still have such a soft spot for her...

It appears lately, and I could be wrong, like she has made x17 her bodyguards, personal assistants, and allys. SMART, SMART, SMART WOMAN!!!

People will take pictures of her regardless, so you might as well get a chunk of change along w/ them! Give x17 exclusives, let them follow you along vs chasing you down. Make them cooperate & give you space when you ask vs tripping all over themselves to get the shot.

Smart, Smart, Smart - - - YOU GO GIRL!!! No hate coming from this way, just because you get a piece of the pie. W/ all that distress they put you under, you sure as hell should be making some money from it!!!

!!QUOTE ::: but thanks to the efforts of the paparazzi{x-17}, she didn't even have to get out of her car! The paps {X-17} pumped Brit's (ASSS) gas, washed her {ASSSS} windows - heck, one eager-to-please photog even{ LICK HER PUSSY} Brit FardED for them! How's that for full service? PEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

!!QUOTE ::: but thanks to the efforts of the paparazzi{x-17}, she didn't even have to get out of her car! The paps {X-17} pumped Brit's (ASSS) gas, washed her {ASSSS} windows - heck, one eager-to-please photog even{ LICK HER PUSSY} Brit FardED for them! How's that for full service? PEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Oh shut up anon it is the least the paps can do... I mean if they want to take pics fine but they make it almost impossible for her to get out of the car to begin with so it is the least they can do. Britney makes them money and they know it so they cater to her it is called "not biting the hand that feeds you".. YOU GO BRITNEY!!! People expect her to live like a hermit and because she doesnt live like they want they like to bash but truly they wish they could be her. I admire Britney for doing her own thing it shows me she is stron and independent!

Who here has tried Britney's fragrance line? I happened upon it recently & the bottle caught my eye, so I decided to check it out. Interesting.... I was simply anticipating taking a sniff & walking on, but to my surprise, I didn't. I bought Fantasy. The bottle is super cute! The newest one doesn't have nearly as cute of a bottle, and I haven't taken a whiff yet, but the last two are definitely worth checking out. I know, I know.... who knew??! lol

and for all the haters out there.... nooooo this isn't Britney, or one from her team. This is an honest consumer pleasently surprised & wanted to share, and put the attention where it belongs... her work!

And she smoked a cigarette while the pumps were operating. What an idiot!!!!!!!

Why don't you show her smoking like all the other sites?

!!QUOTE ::: but thanks to the efforts of the paparazzi{x-17}, she didn't even have to get out of her car! The paps {X-17} pumped Brit's (ASSS) gas, washed her {ASSSS} windows - heck, one eager-to-please photog even{ LICK HER PUSSY} Brit FardED for them! How's that for full service? PEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

X17 I love you I really do, but what the hell is up with all of the late reporting?

check out the pic at TMZ of her smoking at the gas station. How stupid can someone her age be? Oh and super classy too!

Oh and Britney's fragrance line is awesome even if you dont like Britney the perfumes are wonderful and they are basically made by Elizabeth Arden who is a top designer name too. Yes I have all of her fragrance line and I am always getting compliments!

!!QUOTE ::: but thanks to the efforts of the paparazzi{x-17}, she didn't even have to get out of her car! The paps {X-17} pumped Brit's (ASSS) gas, washed her {ASSSS} windows - heck, one eager-to-please photog even{ LICK HER PUSSY} Brit FardED for them! How's that for full service? PEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

X17 you suck. We all know you're on her payroll. Queen my ass, she's nothing but a lowlife trailer park white trash whore. Too bad she didn't blow herself up smoking that cig while getting gas. The sooner she disappears the better

TMZ is ranting over the fact that the paps were already at the phone store before she got there. Here's my take, for the 2 cents it's worth!

With the recent problems it appears she has had in the neighborhood, perhaps she is trying to put some sanity into the chaos. If she tells them where she is going, at least they won't chase her down & hold up traffic as everyone piles in at the same time, toppling over themselves & innocent bystanders. This way, the paps get their shots, which people - - - they will get regardless!! - - - and she can try to establish a touch of order to the madness.

Ooooo, some say she calls restaurants ahead of time to let them know she is coming! Good Lord! She should!! With the crowd that follows, they need to have a heads up to be ready for her!

TO 9:41 - JESUS CHRIST ALREADY - LAY OFF THE FRAGRANCE LINE CRAP. YOU'VE BEEN POSTING THIS SHIZ ALL MORNING UNDER VARIOUS IDs ALL OVER THE BLOGS. GIVE IT A FREAKIN REST, WILL YA?

she was inside the car, 9:42. not quite the same.

good on her. if those idiot paps are gonna stalk her wherever she goes, physically stop her from even leaving her car and aim their cameras at her private areas, they may as well do something to help her. considering she makes them all their money.

Britney probably is nice to x17 because they are nice to her. she doesnt need another site bashing every single thing she does. its good to have some support.

X17 is so far up Britney's butt, that she can't even take a crap. Dang, ya'll are bopping on her so hard, its totally pathetic. She isn't that special, her life is a wreck, and all you can do is run in behind her like she is the Queen of England. It is so sickening to see this mess! X17 is Britney's b*tch! Ha ha ha ha ha

Yeah and the X-17 paps showed up with Starbucks coffee earlier. DUH! Shitney calls them, tells them were she is going to be, and they show up. Not exactly rocket science!

Man, she was downing that Vodka, wasn't she! Coffee stain still on hood. WASH YOUR FUCKING CAR IDIOT! BTW, she still can't drive - almost side swiped the Lexus.
YOU ALL ARE HER BITCHES!!!

You got to be kidding! Good grief! Maybe she could get the paps to clean the coffee off her car. Next stop-a car wash! She came pretty close to side swiping another car pulling into 76. Rite Aid? She waited in the car and the other gal went in. The other gal is now driving. Brit is in the passenger seat with a different top on. Kabbalahabalahbobba book in her face!
Her perfume? Like she really made it! Maybe she sniffed whatever concoctions the perfume makers came up with and gave her approval for one. It's not like she mixed it herself! Boy, can't wait what today and tonight brings! Ya'll!

!!QUOTE ::: but thanks to the efforts of the paparazzi{x-17}, she didn't even have to get out of her car! The paps {X-17} pumped Brit's (ASSS) gas, washed her {ASSSS} windows - heck, one eager-to-please photog even{ LICK HER PUSSY} Brit FardED for them! How's that for full service? PEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

!!QUOTE ::: but thanks to the efforts of the paparazzi{x-17}, she didn't even have to get out of her car! The paps {X-17} pumped Brit's (ASSS) gas, washed her {ASSSS} windows - heck, one eager-to-please photog even{ LICK HER PUSSY} Brit FardED for them! How's that for full service? PEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Team Britney has to do the poor popwreck's publicity for her. None of the pros are interested any more.

The firm of Elizabeth Arden is covering their faces in shock & shame. They've never been affiliated before with such trash. Britney brought their brand down many notches with her endless drama. I doubt they'll ever do anything for Britney again.

It must SUCK to not be self-sufficient. Brit is so fucking lazy that she probably doesn't even wipe her own stinky ass! She should just hire the paps as her personal servants - oh wait X17 already has that position filled.

Eventually, she wont even have to lift a finger. She can just sit around and get fat drinking frappachinos.

AND WE WONDER WHY SHE NEED HELP RAISING HER CHILDREN?!?!?!? GUESS SHE WANTED X17 TO DO THAT TOO BUT THE JUDGE SAID...HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO...

AND WE WONDER WHY SHE NEED HELP RAISING HER CHILDREN?!?!?!? GUESS SHE WANTED X17 TO DO THAT TOO BUT THE JUDGE SAID...HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO...

AND WE WONDER WHY SHE NEED HELP RAISING HER CHILDREN?!?!?!? GUESS SHE WANTED X17 TO DO THAT TOO BUT THE JUDGE SAID...HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO...

AND WE WONDER WHY SHE NEED HELP RAISING HER CHILDREN?!?!?!? GUESS SHE WANTED X17 TO DO THAT TOO BUT THE JUDGE SAID...HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO...

AND WE WONDER WHY SHE NEED HELP RAISING HER CHILDREN?!?!?!? GUESS SHE WANTED X17 TO DO THAT TOO BUT THE JUDGE SAID...HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO...

AND WE WONDER WHY SHE NEED HELP RAISING HER CHILDREN?!?!?!? GUESS SHE WANTED X17 TO DO THAT TOO BUT THE JUDGE SAID...HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO...

AND WE WONDER WHY SHE NEED HELP RAISING HER CHILDREN?!?!?!? GUESS SHE WANTED X17 TO DO THAT TOO BUT THE JUDGE SAID...HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO...

AND WE WONDER WHY SHE NEED HELP RAISING HER CHILDREN?!?!?!? GUESS SHE WANTED X17 TO DO THAT TOO BUT THE JUDGE SAID...HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO...

AND WE WONDER WHY SHE NEED HELP RAISING HER CHILDREN?!?!?!? GUESS SHE WANTED X17 TO DO THAT TOO BUT THE JUDGE SAID...HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO...

AND WE WONDER WHY SHE NEED HELP RAISING HER CHILDREN?!?!?!? GUESS SHE WANTED X17 TO DO THAT TOO BUT THE JUDGE SAID...HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO...

AND WE WONDER WHY SHE NEED HELP RAISING HER CHILDREN?!?!?!? GUESS SHE WANTED X17 TO DO THAT TOO BUT THE JUDGE SAID...HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO...

AND WE WONDER WHY SHE NEED HELP RAISING HER CHILDREN?!?!?!? GUESS SHE WANTED X17 TO DO THAT TOO BUT THE JUDGE SAID...HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO...

AND WE WONDER WHY SHE NEED HELP RAISING HER CHILDREN?!?!?!? GUESS SHE WANTED X17 TO DO THAT TOO BUT THE JUDGE SAID...HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO...

AND WE WONDER WHY SHE NEED HELP RAISING HER CHILDREN?!?!?!? GUESS SHE WANTED X17 TO DO THAT TOO BUT THE JUDGE SAID...HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO...

AND WE WONDER WHY SHE NEED HELP RAISING HER CHILDREN?!?!?!? GUESS SHE WANTED X17 TO DO THAT TOO BUT THE JUDGE SAID...HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO...

OMG it's called she's a lazy slut who terrorizes all of the neighborhoods in California that she visits! She needs to learn how to stay home and start piecing her life back together. Prove to herself and her family that she can handle life, then come back out in the public once her head is on straight and attempt to rebuild her career. At this point it's fun watching her spiral out of control slowly. If she would just stay home and work on her life she might be somebody again, in the meantime she's a huge loser.

!!QUOTE ::: but thanks to the efforts of the paparazzi{x-17}, she didn't even have to get out of her car! The paps {X-17} pumped Brit's (ASSS) gas, washed her {ASSSS} windows - heck, one eager-to-please photog even{ LICK HER PUSSY} Brit FardED for them! How's that for full service? PEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

!!QUOTE ::: but thanks to the efforts of the paparazzi{x-17}, she didn't even have to get out of her car! The paps {X-17} pumped Brit's (ASSS) gas, washed her {ASSSS} windows - heck, one eager-to-please photog even{ LICK HER PUSSY} Brit FardED for them! How's that for full service? PEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

!!QUOTE ::: but thanks to the efforts of the paparazzi{x-17}, she didn't even have to get out of her car! The paps {X-17} pumped Brit's (ASSS) gas, washed her {ASSSS} windows - heck, one eager-to-please photog even{ LICK HER PUSSY} Brit FardED for them! How's that for full service? PEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

!!QUOTE ::: but thanks to the efforts of the paparazzi{x-17}, she didn't even have to get out of her car! The paps {X-17} pumped Brit's (ASSS) gas, washed her {ASSSS} windows - heck, one eager-to-please photog even{ LICK HER PUSSY} Brit FardED for them! How's that for full service? PEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

!!QUOTE ::: but thanks to the efforts of the paparazzi{x-17}, she didn't even have to get out of her car! The paps {X-17} pumped Brit's (ASSS) gas, washed her {ASSSS} windows - heck, one eager-to-please photog even{ LICK HER PUSSY} Brit FardED for them! How's that for full service? PEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

!!QUOTE ::: but thanks to the efforts of the paparazzi{x-17}, she didn't even have to get out of her car! The paps {X-17} pumped Brit's (ASSS) gas, washed her {ASSSS} windows - heck, one eager-to-please photog even{ LICK HER PUSSY} Brit FardED for them! How's that for full service? PEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

!!QUOTE ::: but thanks to the efforts of the paparazzi{x-17}, she didn't even have to get out of her car! The paps {X-17} pumped Brit's (ASSS) gas, washed her {ASSSS} windows - heck, one eager-to-please photog even{ LICK HER PUSSY} Brit FardED for them! How's that for full service? PEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

!!QUOTE ::: but thanks to the efforts of the paparazzi{x-17}, she didn't even have to get out of her car! The paps {X-17} pumped Brit's (ASSS) gas, washed her {ASSSS} windows - heck, one eager-to-please photog even{ LICK HER PUSSY} Brit FardED for them! How's that for full service? PEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I WISH X17 WOULD CHANGE THEIR NAME TO THE BRITNEY SPEARS FAN SITE ALREADY! LOVE YA, X17! YOU'RE ALL PRO-BRITNEY! YAY!!!!!!!

THE PAPARAZZI'S LIFE IS SOOOO PATHETIC!!!! I WONDER IF THEY EVER GET A CHANCE TO BE WITH THEIR FAMILY, THEY ARE 24/7 CHASING SHITNEYS ASS ?~!!! ASSHOLES!

If your dear sweet Britney knew how to delegate, her assistant would have picked up the phone, not her. She really is about as useful as a pecker on a priest.

X17 are you there to wipe her ass when she takes a dump? Of course you are.

BY THE WAY - MY POSTING ABOVE IS A PARODY. WHAT'S OBVIOUS IS THAT BRANDI & BRITNEY ARE LOVERS & WE'RE NOTHING BUT VOYEURS INTO THEIR LOVEFEST. YUK. I'M OUTTA HERE.

Ok, the blonde does need to wash the hair! Yikes!

To 9:58: The paparazzi have no family. They're eunuchs. ;-)

LMAO at you hawking her fragrance. I'm sure Brit smells more like her filthy, festering bits than anything. Maybe they should rename it "Eau D' Unwashed Ass."

!!QUOTE ::: but thanks to the efforts of the paparazzi{x-17}, she didn't even have to get out of her car! The paps {X-17} pumped Brit's (ASSS) gas, washed her {ASSSS} windows - heck, one eager-to-please photog even run over to
{ LICK HER PUSSY} Brit FardED for them! How's that for full service? PEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

!!QUOTE ::: but thanks to the efforts of the paparazzi{x-17}, she didn't even have to get out of her car! The paps {X-17} pumped Brit's (ASSS) gas, washed her {ASSSS} windows - heck, one eager-to-please photog even run over to
{ LICK HER PUSSY} Brit FardED for them! How's that for full service? PEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Hey X17 - you forgot to talk about her cigarette she was smoking while the gas was being pumped.

And hey, does she smoke around Kevin's kids too?

It looks like Perez Hilton is stopping the insane Brit enabling, even TMZ is starting to see the light...when will you give up enabling this dumb as a box of rocks train wreck?

X17, HAVE YOUR GUYS WASH HER CAR, ASAP!

10:05 is an idiot

If the paparazzi continue to assume responsibility for Britney's well-being, does that mean they can be held accountable if something happens to her? After all, they are apparently behaving as if they were her assistants & bodyguards.

The court's view on photographers and reporters who become a part of the news instead of merely providing objective coverage is pretty consistent. The media rags can't claim immunity if they become a part of the marching band. They'll be forced to accept responsibility. Personally, I live for that day. lol

she's probably not any lazier than your fat dorito eatin computer punchin ass 10:16

BRITNEY MARRIES A PAPARAZZI...NEW AT 11.

TMZ shows her parked at the gas pump SMOKING while photogs pump her gas, cleans her windows etc..
Can this fat, drugged up hillbilly be any lazier?

BRITNEY MARRIES A PAPARAZZI..NEWS AT 11.

If you're so intent on kissing her ass why not praise her for doing something no one else can. Anyone can get that treatment. It's called a full service gas station, dumbfucks.

Bad bad bad, nothing but bad things to come.

how fat are you 10:16, u have to be really fat, don't you?

dumbfucks, you are really intellgient 10:17...go back to your rat hole

Why would anyone want to screw that fat ass ugly pig?

She's screwing one of them.

I bet you are a real catch 10:23! As famous as u r and all.

I see 10:23 can't afford the extra 3 cents to get full service. Sucks to be you. Now go collect your welfare check.

Makes me sick. She probably does not even know how to pump gas.

Although, I think she can pump the shit out any guy she happens to run across. That's why she always wears those shirts as dresses... So she can get fucked in any place at any time without even having to drop her drawers...

where does the line start Ron?

Why should she pump it you idiot. She doesn't have to. another idiot

She obviously has a business relationship established with some of the paps, so of course they will go out of their way to help her. Its like doing things for your boss.

It would make more sense if she didnt want to get her pic taken to have her real assistants or bodyguards to all her little errands for her without her leaving the house. Someone could go easily gas up her car while she stayed at home. But she would miss the photo opp if she didnt stop herself at the gas station.

Hey 10:19 & 10:25 (same person)

Anyone is a better catch than a tweaked up abusive mother, lazy, fat hillbilly Britney.
Except you... You are gay-ass Chris Crocker. Even Britney can't stand you loser.

Hey 10:19 & 10:25 (same person)

Anyone is a better catch than a tweaked up abusive mother, lazy, fat hillbilly Britney.
Except you... You are gay-ass Chris Crocker. Even Britney can't stand you loser.

Seriously? WOW this girl must be THAT stupid. Okey she is in her car smoking but man why would she even do it so close to gasoline. Blow up her own damn head and the head of others around her who probably deserve it but im talking about the unfortunate by standers. I dont think she is lazy but i do think she uses this opportunity to use the paparazzi. I don't know what's wrong with tis 25 year old woman she seems to be not doing ANYTHING these days. Her pefume is ok but her reputation stinks so bad that her perfume reflects just that in many bad ways and that is why ppl probably wont buy shit to support and help out a psycho bitch. Britney needs help ASAP, she is probably the dumbest person on the face of this earth and it's obvious that she can't manage life without someone guiding her thru it until the day she dies if she is THAT stupid then id suggest for her to get a man...broke, rich, stupid,etc whatever he may be get a man and let him tell u what to do at least then NOTHIN u will do will seem as immature and pathetic as the choices u r making currently on ur own. She is shameless and is setting up herself to burn in hell forever expecially because shes been blessed with this life, with money, health, looks and beautiful healthy boys and STILl this bitch doesn't appreciate it, she can have all her money and every colour of mercedes she wishes to have but forever she will remain a moron and NO money can fix that. NO thanks, i'd rather live my average life then having what she has.

She is so rich and all you poor bastards are NOT. She will have her kids back, she already has another hit record, and she has all you adoring fans checking on her well-being, how sweet...

nothing, maybe you should look that definition up idiot. she has it all dumbass. now keep typing on your computer and eat your doritos

Yeah, she's rich and yet she has nothing. That's how pathetic she is.

Yeah, she's rich and yet she has nothing. That's how pathetic she is.

another idiot

She is still being folllowed by the paps still out and will not go into one day of lowkey hiding wtf.she does not give a
shit about her kids america wtf we
do not like bad mommies. Britney is looking like one bad mommy.She can not get and will not get it together.With all her money you would think the twit would have a dream team of lawyers a camp of PR to clean this mess up.You would think like a smart person she would hire her own parenting people to educate her on child development and how to be fit.No No not our brit.she prefers to apply for a bartenders position at a hotel.leave those jobs for the hard working american people who take care of their children and listen to positive advice in life.who maybe go to college and work at the same time to improve their situations.parents who buckle the children in and count their blessings and thank God that their children are safe and healthy.I dont care what she can afford or buy or how well her album is doing if she cant get it together as a mother of two boys who need her desperately. She did not show up to court and does not care for her children.They are safer with kevin.If i watched her f-up all over the place with my kids on TV, id be humiliated if as a father I did not step up. Doing nothing would make K-fed look like he was a peice of trash.The world wa saying WTF to him people.she can make this right.she just has her prioritys so f-up.its pathetic.humble your self and her fans she stop enabling her behavior...we will see ya in ten yrs
on the sureal life in all yuor hillbilly glory.bye ya''ll

y as ali sims web site bin suspended

10:53, your an idiot

another idiot 10:53

to the one fan she has left writing all the vain come backs with peoples time listed!!!why dont you add a name instead of coming up anonymous. so we can all address you properly and rag on your ass.

to the one fan she has left writing all the vain come backs with peoples time listed!!!why dont you add a name instead of coming up anonymous. so we can all address you properly and rag on your ass.

rag on my ass...wow...what we have here is an intellect, idiot

Hey 9:42..
You are not supposed to smoke around the gas pumps whether you are in or out of your car. Hopefully, you will learn that one day before you blow your fat ass up!

9:41 am, 3rd posting
STOP ADVERTISING Brit's FRAGRANCE LINE. F*** OFF!

Britney why dont you remove all your tatoos?
Love :)

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so stinking shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

Astral life ?
Cheep "enlightment" for losers.
How destructive for body and psyche .
No Thanks!
Love :)

My soul that fragile , innocent child in me .
So Precious.
Love:)

What, does this stupid twat put $5 of gas in her car each time? I've never seen anyone who isn't actually driving for a living, have to get gas every day or two.

But, I guess that just presents another photo op & a chance to use you dumbasses some more.

All y'all, including Shitney, have sold your souls to the devil just to make a buck.

Interesting that TMZ shows the same gas station stop, but you cut out the pictures of her smoking in the car at the GAS PUMPS!! They got nice closeups of her flicking ashes out of the window. But you made it sound like a crime when you filmed K-Fed smoking outside of a building.

THIS WILL BE THE TURN-OFF. BRITNEY RELYING ON THE PAPS. THIS WILL BE THE DOWNFALL..HER MUSIC CAREER WILL SUFFER. GUARANTEE.

!!QUOTE ::: but thanks to the efforts of the paparazzi{x-17}, she didn't even have to get out of her car! The paps {X-17} pumped Brit's (ASSS) gas, washed her {ASSSS} windows - heck, one eager-to-please photog even run over to
{ LICK HER PUSSY} Brit FardED for them! How's that for full service? PEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

!!QUOTE ::: but thanks to the efforts of the paparazzi{x-17}, she didn't even have to get out of her car! The paps {X-17} pumped Brit's (ASSS) gas, washed her {ASSSS} windows - heck, one eager-to-please photog even run over to
{ LICK HER PUSSY} Brit FardED for them! How's that for full service? PEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

please if you hate britney why you are here, she is the best and x17 are the unike paparatzis that are saying an behaving like the paparatzis have to be, i want a break but of the haters, is enought you are passing of line, she doesn´t drug and she isn´t lasy, it was time to help britney is the less that they can do after following britney to all the parts she goes

GOD BLESS.....
GOD PROTECTS YOU......
GOD ILLUMINATES YOU..........
GOD GIVES PEACE TO YOU............
AND MUCH WISDOM.....…
GOD BE WITH YOU.................
MUCH PEACE! MUCH PEACE !!!!!!
PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE......................

she didn't fix the light of the car yet...
jesus
and hit this side of the car... the driver's side... need to be too stupid to do that.

the best

britney i love you !!!

gimme more britney !!!

Britney Spears Pics Here...

middle click to open in a new tab: you wouldn't wanna leave X17!

As a fan, I have to disagree. I do care, too much actually. I care whether or not Britney OD's, because everything has come crumbling down at once on her. Yes, she has made some serious mistakes. Yes, she needs to grow up & learn from them, and I hope to God she does. However, if her fans do not join together to let her know that they DO care, by showing her some support right now, then I fear for what she may do. It's very clear she is suffering from depression, and needs help. In order to be open to that help, she needs to know there is something worth living for. That people DO care!

Think about it... she spent her entire young life working her ass off reaching for a dream. When it was finally obtained, she found a man that she fell head over heels for & wanted so badly to do nothing more than settle down & be "normal". She wanted the same all American dream that we all strive for: a wife, a husband, 2 children & a white picket fence.

She thought she had that dream w/ Kevin, but no one would allow her to realize that dream. From the moment she got w/ Kevin she was getting hit from all sides about how wrong of a decision he was. Media, Family, Friends, Fans; it seemed many of us knew he would take her through the wringer, so we tried w/ all our might to warn her. However, she was blind & in love & couldn’t see it. Wow, big surprise, because no one has made really bad choices in men before & not seen it until it was too late. Noooo, absolutely not. Please!

Then she had Sean, and everyone’s attention moved to nit picking the heck out of her mothering ability. When she first had Sean, you could see the attachment to her child. You could see how much she loved & cared for him, but the media tore her down every chance they got. (not saying having your child in an open convertible is the right thing, OK, so she isn't perfect!!!)

With the media hounding her over Kevin, and then hounding her over Sean, she started to fall apart. We watched her beginning to fall, but no one cared. She did that interview w/ Matt Lauer, and instead of hearing her beg & plead for some space to figure her life out, everyone tore her apart for the clothes she wore, or the gum she chewed.

With a new baby & all that scrutiny, depression is bound to set in. Then add a second pregnancy within months of giving birth, all of the outside pressures, in addition to the issues she was having at home (let’s not forget at this point Kevin was hitting every club known to man & living the life off her dime) & forget about it! Hormones are RAGING & w/o a solid footing w/ her & Kevin, she was bound to sink deeper & deeper into depression.

Open your eyes people! We all watched it happen, and NOW you want to rise up & tell her she needs to step back???!!! Has that NOT been what she was trying to do for the past several years???!! Is that NOT what she went to that interview for w/ Matt Lauer??!! To BEG everyone to just give her some room to breathe, some room to figure it all out??!!

Does she need help? ABSOLUTELY! But first, she needs love, because we & the media have scrutinized, nit picked, and torn her apart ENOUGH!!!

FANS - I implore you to let Britney know you care, in whatever way that feels right to you. I for one have voted for the video, although I also clearly put messages out there saying: The video leaves me saying exactly as the song states.... "GIMME MORE"!!! It wasn’t enough. It’s not her best work. However, I understand! I’d love nothing more than for her to step back now. Take some room to get her life together, and next time Britney, KILL IT! Don't give me another thing, until you can KILL IT!!! But if you were looking to leave me wanting more, mission accomplished! Just not at the expense of you, or your babies’ health, so take it easy & focus on getting your home back in order.

However, if she does follow through w/ dropping the album, I will support her! I’ve already heard many of the leaks, & I like it. It’s raw. It’s real. It’s therapeutic. For all of you out there who are saying she is willing to set her babies aside for her career. Get real! Jive has already stated she will not run around promoting this album. She is not going to throw concerts, do news conferences, etc. She is simply dropping the record, and letting her fans enjoy seeing the pain she had to go through just so that you could have what you wanted all along…. Yet another piece of her!

Sorry for the insanely long post, but I do get soooooo tired of all of the ignorant posts on here. If you were to ban all of the artists, actors, and actresses for drug & alcohol use we would have no movies, no music, and no magazines. Get real people! ¾ of Hollywood is on something!!! Does it make it right?? No! But, it IS reality!!!

P.S. – As a forewarning, I will post this more than once. So for all of you “detectives” out there thinking it must be Britney or x17 making this post, you are WRONG!!
I AM A BRITNEY FAN, AND I WILL STAND BEHIND HER!!

I think thats nice-she needs all the help she can get.