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SJP Wants Britney For Sex and the City Sequel?!?

Posted on Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:55 AM PDT

Britney Spears BritSATC.jpgCould this be true y'all?

Sarah Jessica Parker thinks Britney would make a great addition to the planned Sex and the City sequel, accord to Heat magazine.

“My idea is to have someone like Britney Spears move to New York as my cousin or niece and Carrie would show her the ropes,” SJP reportedly told friends.

Can you imagine Brit hanging with the Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda?

We totally love the idea!!



What do you think about Britney joining the cast of SATC?

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Posted by: Anonymous

i totally LOVE LOVE LOVE the ideea!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Last movie didn't do well, so they are going for an obvious stunt cast move. They (camel nose SJP and no one else) must be really desperate to even think about this lame freak! SJP better plan on doing it soon, because the coming tour meltdown won't exactly be a great resume' builder.



Posted by: Anonymous

Great idea!!! Britney: Just do it!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

So are there any kids on that show? Maybe her character can kidnap them and have a stand off with the police.



Posted by: Trisha

Dodgy source but Great Idea!



Posted by: Anonymous

"Indie 103.1 will cease broadcasting over this frequency effective immediately. Because of changes in the radio industry and the way radio audiences are measured, stations in this market are being forced to play too much Britney, Puffy and alternative music that is neither new nor cutting edge. Due to these challenges, Indie 103.1 was recently faced with only one option — to play the corporate radio game."
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Way to make a stand and call it as they see it! Notice how they called out one certain person in particular?



Posted by: Anonymous

WOW! I didn't know SATC was so desperate! Sounds like a pantload anyway!



Posted by: Anonymous

Do it brit brit! You would be targetting the desperate and old market! Crazy old hags just love you!



Posted by: Anonymous

I very much doubt this is true. Look at the source. SJP already turned Britney down for SATC about 5 years ago, so why would she want her now? Britney is the wrong image for that show. The SATC gals, are stylish, classy and feisty.
Britney is a smelly, trashy bimbo.



Posted by: Nancy aka The Queen Elizabeth From BMK

11.48 ur just jelois cuz brit is hot and ur fugly!!!1111111



Posted by: Anonymous

Nancy, you really should have stayed in school. They teach you cool things there! Like how to read and write!



Posted by: Anonymous

Nancy is jelois of my hot fugliness. Don't be jelois because you arent me nanci from butt monkey kuntry



Posted by: Anonymous

Poor Nancy! Forever doomed to be trapped at the far left side of the intelligence Bell curve. But she is at the top center of the curve for pathetic fans with almost functional illiteracy.



Posted by: Anonymous

More SPECULATION on X17's part. The movie was a FLOP in the first place, why would they TRY AGAIN with a WASHED UP HAS BEEN DANCER ?? FUNNY SHIT. And you Britney fans wouldnt know REAL talent if it was popping your cherry.



Posted by: Anonymous

X17 this is 3 days old story. Do something new on Britney or you will loose all your Britney fans comes from accross the world.



Posted by: Anonymous

:o brilliant idea:D this will be a bigg bigg hit if britney accept it. she will get that sexy and fearless female image from that gig :>



Posted by: Anonymous

Horse winnies, Britards freak out.



Posted by: Anonymous

HATE IT!!! Anyone related to Carrie needs class, style, and that subtle yet powerful elegance. Britney is not an ideal candidate, nor a great actress.

Besides, what's the point in trying to buy new fans with a popstar??? SATC has the most devoted (and largest) following around.



Posted by: A

WOW! And her father is Mr. Big. WOW!



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh for heaven's sake. Surely you jest x17. Why would satc associate itself with a talentless, loser, skank like brit? Seriously. This has to be bs. I'm not really a sjp or satc fan but it is a fuuny show and i can't imagine them polluting it with the likes of skankney.



Posted by: Anonymous

whoops....meant funny



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Louisiana Corn Pone Cheese Grits

The official breakfast of gravely disabled, drug and alcohol abusers.



Posted by: Sunnyday myspace.com/sunnydayagain

ETs , spirits?
Same shit .
No Thanks!
F... u Powerless stinkinking dead shit. F... u All !



Posted by: Anonymous Enough

She might consider the movie provided they change the name to "Sex In the Fitting Room".



Posted by: Anonymous Enough

Posted by: Anonymous
:o brilliant idea:D this will be a bigg bigg hit if britney accept it. she will get that sexy and fearless female image from that gig :>

The video footage from one year ago yesterday (1/14/08) will remind everyone of how confident she REALLY is!



Posted by: Anony mouse

She might consider the movie provided they change the name to "Sex In the Fitting Room".
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Sheesh, my light lunch tasted more appetizing the FIRST time it was in my mouth!



Posted by: Anonymous Enough

oh yukky. hmmph sorry!



Posted by: Anony mouse

Do you have a link handy?



Posted by: Anonymous

This is the day, I didn't hunt down the video, but the pics will do! You will remember the video!

x17online
.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_first_britney_backs_out-01142008.php



Posted by: Anony mouse

Memo: Keep Pepto-Bismol near laptop. ;)



Posted by: sarah

Good idea. Then her kids will see her even less than the 36 hours per week that they see her now.
Good ridance.



Posted by: jACK 54

LOVE LOVE LOVE THE IDEA!!!!



Posted by: jo

omg yes yes yes!!!



Posted by: jo

omg yes yes yes!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

This isn't true. Aren't the women supposed to have a bit of fashion sense? If she had it her way, she'd walk on set with her shirt on backwards covered in dog doo.

I's reddy fer mah klose up y'all!



Posted by: $0.02

ROTFL They had better rate it "X", if she is gonna be dressing herself without Papa Spears approving. No Bra, No Underware....
Her documentary showed her wanting to wear a tunic top, as a dress. When told it was a shirt, she argued it was an Sarah J.P. dress!



Posted by: jessie

everyone can be a fashionista, if they want brit in SATC fine! maybe if brit will be casted she might learn to add some spice to her fashion sense which she can use as idea of what to wear in her tours or show appearances.



Posted by: Anonymous

Loser gave up her kids for a career! She sucks ass!



Posted by: Story is false!!!

IF YOU WILL ALL REMEMBER, SJP HATES BRITNEY. BRITNEY TRIED TO BE ON SITC WHEN BRIT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HER FAME ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO. IT WAS AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY DID HER MOVIE CROSSROADS WITH ONE OF THE OTHER STARS OF SITC WHO PLAYED HER MOM IN CROSSROADS. SARAH WENT NUTS AND TOLD THE STUDIO SHE WOULD QUITE IF BRITNEY GOT A PART ON THE SHOW. SO THE STUDIO TOLD BRIT TO TAKE A WALK. SARAH HAS ALWAYS HATED BRIT, SO THIS STORY IS FALSE.


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IF YOU WILL ALL REMEMBER, SJP HATES BRITNEY. BRITNEY TRIED TO BE ON SITC WHEN BRIT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HER FAME ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO. IT WAS AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY DID HER MOVIE CROSSROADS WITH ONE OF THE OTHER STARS OF SITC WHO PLAYED HER MOM IN CROSSROADS. SARAH WENT NUTS AND TOLD THE STUDIO SHE WOULD QUITE IF BRITNEY GOT A PART ON THE SHOW. SO THE STUDIO TOLD BRIT TO TAKE A WALK. SARAH HAS ALWAYS HATED BRIT, SO THIS STORY IS FALSE.


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IF YOU WILL ALL REMEMBER, SJP HATES BRITNEY. BRITNEY TRIED TO BE ON SITC WHEN BRIT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HER FAME ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO. IT WAS AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY DID HER MOVIE CROSSROADS WITH ONE OF THE OTHER STARS OF SITC WHO PLAYED HER MOM IN CROSSROADS. SARAH WENT NUTS AND TOLD THE STUDIO SHE WOULD QUITE IF BRITNEY GOT A PART ON THE SHOW. SO THE STUDIO TOLD BRIT TO TAKE A WALK. SARAH HAS ALWAYS HATED BRIT, SO THIS STORY IS FALSE.


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IF YOU WILL ALL REMEMBER, SJP HATES BRITNEY. BRITNEY TRIED TO BE ON SITC WHEN BRIT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HER FAME ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO. IT WAS AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY DID HER MOVIE CROSSROADS WITH ONE OF THE OTHER STARS OF SITC WHO PLAYED HER MOM IN CROSSROADS. SARAH WENT NUTS AND TOLD THE STUDIO SHE WOULD QUITE IF BRITNEY GOT A PART ON THE SHOW. SO THE STUDIO TOLD BRIT TO TAKE A WALK. SARAH HAS ALWAYS HATED BRIT, SO THIS STORY IS FALSE.


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IF YOU WILL ALL REMEMBER, SJP HATES BRITNEY. BRITNEY TRIED TO BE ON SITC WHEN BRIT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HER FAME ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO. IT WAS AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY DID HER MOVIE CROSSROADS WITH ONE OF THE OTHER STARS OF SITC WHO PLAYED HER MOM IN CROSSROADS. SARAH WENT NUTS AND TOLD THE STUDIO SHE WOULD QUITE IF BRITNEY GOT A PART ON THE SHOW. SO THE STUDIO TOLD BRIT TO TAKE A WALK. SARAH HAS ALWAYS HATED BRIT, SO THIS STORY IS FALSE.


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IF YOU WILL ALL REMEMBER, SJP HATES BRITNEY. BRITNEY TRIED TO BE ON SITC WHEN BRIT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HER FAME ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO. IT WAS AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY DID HER MOVIE CROSSROADS WITH ONE OF THE OTHER STARS OF SITC WHO PLAYED HER MOM IN CROSSROADS. SARAH WENT NUTS AND TOLD THE STUDIO SHE WOULD QUITE IF BRITNEY GOT A PART ON THE SHOW. SO THE STUDIO TOLD BRIT TO TAKE A WALK. SARAH HAS ALWAYS HATED BRIT, SO THIS STORY IS FALSE.


------------------------------------------------------------


IF YOU WILL ALL REMEMBER, SJP HATES BRITNEY. BRITNEY TRIED TO BE ON SITC WHEN BRIT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HER FAME ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO. IT WAS AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY DID HER MOVIE CROSSROADS WITH ONE OF THE OTHER STARS OF SITC WHO PLAYED HER MOM IN CROSSROADS. SARAH WENT NUTS AND TOLD THE STUDIO SHE WOULD QUITE IF BRITNEY GOT A PART ON THE SHOW. SO THE STUDIO TOLD BRIT TO TAKE A WALK. SARAH HAS ALWAYS HATED BRIT, SO THIS STORY IS FALSE.


------------------------------------------------------------


IF YOU WILL ALL REMEMBER, SJP HATES BRITNEY. BRITNEY TRIED TO BE ON SITC WHEN BRIT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HER FAME ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO. IT WAS AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY DID HER MOVIE CROSSROADS WITH ONE OF THE OTHER STARS OF SITC WHO PLAYED HER MOM IN CROSSROADS. SARAH WENT NUTS AND TOLD THE STUDIO SHE WOULD QUITE IF BRITNEY GOT A PART ON THE SHOW. SO THE STUDIO TOLD BRIT TO TAKE A WALK. SARAH HAS ALWAYS HATED BRIT, SO THIS STORY IS FALSE.


------------------------------------------------------------


IF YOU WILL ALL REMEMBER, SJP HATES BRITNEY. BRITNEY TRIED TO BE ON SITC WHEN BRIT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HER FAME ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO. IT WAS AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY DID HER MOVIE CROSSROADS WITH ONE OF THE OTHER STARS OF SITC WHO PLAYED HER MOM IN CROSSROADS. SARAH WENT NUTS AND TOLD THE STUDIO SHE WOULD QUITE IF BRITNEY GOT A PART ON THE SHOW. SO THE STUDIO TOLD BRIT TO TAKE A WALK. SARAH HAS ALWAYS HATED BRIT, SO THIS STORY IS FALSE.



Posted by: Anonymous

January 15, 2009 2:51 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Oh yeah, I remember that day! I have a few opinions about it too.

January 14, 2008 - Was it necessary for the mouseketeer to exit the vehicle into a swarm of paparazzi? No, she chose not to use the secure underground garage. According to People.com, she screamed, "I'm scared. I want to get in the car. I'm going in the car. Spears, 26, then got back in the car. Police tried to coax her out, but she slammed her back against the seat and shouted, "No!" Spears's car eventually drove off.”

Was she afraid the police escort wouldn't protect her from the swarm of paparazzi? Doubtful! Ten days later she pulled a similar stunt under calm, controlled conditions.



Posted by: Anonymous

Ment to say, SATC, in the post at 7:04 PM



Posted by: Anonymous

Calm down 7:04-1.

Most people know it's a fake story.



Posted by: Anonymous

By Linda Deutsch
The Associated Press
January 24, 2008

LOS ANGELES - For the second time in a row, Britney Spears made it to the courthouse for a hearing in her ongoing child custody dispute — only to again bolt at the last minute. The pop star got to the court on time Wednesday but fled before a hearing that could have helped her restore visitation rights with her two young boys.

Wearing bright pink lipstick, sunglasses, shiny gold platform shoes and a very short black dress with a ruffled hem, Spears was driven into an underground garage and then entered the downtown civil court building. A court spokesman said she got through a security metal detector, then announced, "I want to leave," and returned to her car.”



Posted by: Anonymous

And given one last chance to fight for them, she picked her career over her kids! And all the suckers of this world pity her. What a joke!



Posted by: Anonymous

In my opinion, the mouseketeer was afraid of entering the courthouse because she didn’t want to assume responsibility for her atrocious behavior.

She acts like a victim to garner public sympathy.

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“...she is very manipulative and cunning. So she gets what she wants a lot...” - Jamie Spears, August 15, 2008



Posted by: Anonymous

After the January 14th 2008 courthouse chaos, the mouseketeer didn’t seem to mind the paparazzi following her to the Little Brown Church in the San Fernando Valley.

She is manipulative and cunning!



Posted by: Anonymous

Doesn’t your heartache for that precious angel?

www.judiciaryreport.com/images/britney-spears-6-18-08.jpg



Posted by: Anonymous

The Dollhouse Hat Guy was a regular at the custody hearings.

The mime artist could have moved in with him...rent-free!

Cute couple, huh?

www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=3381&photo_key=5697



Posted by: Anonymous

I’m so excited!!!

She should audition for SATC!

She could wear the same whore couture she wore to go out clubbing - on the same day the commissioner said “Britney Spears is a "habitual, frequent and continuous" user of alcohol and controlled substances.”



Posted by: Kimmerly

Britney would fit in perfectly in a role on SATC. Shes been so clever in expressing her sexual desire and desirability with songs like Touch of My Hand and If You Seek Amy, as well as her writhing and jiggling on stage. SJP obviously recognises this so it makes sense that she would want her on her show.



Posted by: Anonymous

^Twisted does not even begin to describe you!^



Posted by: Anonymous

Yeah, singing about sex she never gets anymore. How clever. NOT!



Posted by: Anonymous

Kimmie-kins sent Britney a penguin.

Enough said!



Posted by: Kimmerly

Im sure her kids love it.



Posted by: Anonymous

You think Papa Spears would let his grandchildren touch anything your filthy hands touched? LOL



Posted by: Anonymous

OTOH, Britney might be using it as a substitute for a man.



Posted by: Anonymous

Mr. Penguin tells her she's purdy.



Posted by: Kimmerly

Omg, its a kids toy not like an inflateble sex doll. Thats messed up really. She gets mail ok, thats pretty normal.



Posted by: Pond of the system

Some people get off on penguins. Some people get off on chess pieces.



Posted by: Anonymous

Kimmie-kins the way you have talk about loving her bare breasts and vagina flashing, I wouldn't be surprised if you sent Mr. Penguin as an inflatable sex surrogate. You're a sick person.



Posted by: Anonymous

Were you the one talking about vibrating chess pieces? LOL



Posted by: Kimmerly

I never suggested it was a sex toy, but you are. Wtf is wrong with liking her body?



Posted by: Pond shop

Checkmate!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!



Posted by: Shaky McPenguin

http://
www.ripnroll.com/penguin.htm

That's mommy's friend!



Posted by: Anonymous

Posted by: Kimmerly
Omg, its a kids toy not like an inflateble sex doll.

Umm, you immediately thought I was talking about sex toys. Pervert, much?



Posted by: Anonymous

Kimmie-kins, err, I mean pervert, why hasn’t Brit been at dance rehearsals?
Is she practicing the meltdown segment of her tour?



Posted by: Kimmerly

Its been said before.



Posted by: Anonymous

It was you! I loved your posts. LOL!



Posted by: Kimmerly

I dont think she shouldnt tour yet. Shes been at a few rehearsals since Newyear.



Posted by: Anonymous

And it will be said again....and again....""""



Posted by: Anonymous

Kimmie-kins sent her I Rub My Penguin™

Perfect, LOL!



Posted by: Anonymous

Practice makes perfect. She's got the meltdown part down pretty well, but there will be more practice.



Posted by: The clock is ticking, Kimmie-kins

In 15 minutes you’ll be singing a different tune *OFF KEY* like your idol.




Posted by: Anonymous

Kimmy, own any small rodents as pets/explorers?
Specifically gerbils?



Posted by: The Pink Wig

YAY! I'm going on tour!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

And it will be said again....and again....""""

ROTFL!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

8:55 PM

I thought it but didn't say it...LOL!



Posted by: Syndrome of a Down

Oh, it was so going there!



Posted by: Anonymous

off key.



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Poor Kimmie-kins is lonely. Maybe she can find a new friend for her habit trail at the local Pet Smart.



Posted by: Peguins, Nature's Bowling Pins

And maybe a couple of blast proof suits for her intrepid gerbil spelunkers.



Posted by: The Pink Wig

How long before kimmerly’s name disappears from the board and a new petulant whiner appears?



Posted by: Kimmerly

omg, so me sending her a kids toy means i meant it as a sex doll and i love animals. You arent just haters you say shes scum, but really, its you who are filth. Who gives a shit what your opinion is. Really.



Posted by: Tick to the Tock

looks at watch



Posted by: Scooby Looofta

Ruh Roh! Rimmie's Rupset!



Posted by: Anonymous

Kimmie-kins, having a uterus doesn’t make a woman a better parent than man. She’s lucky Kevin didn’t press criminal charges after the “Hostage Brituation.”

Take your Free Britney bullshit and go find a fan site.



Posted by: Anonymous

9852



Posted by: Shaggy, OG Ghost Hunter/ Amatuer Herbalist

Just how do you love animals? Is it legal in the South?

Scooby Snacks, anyone?



Posted by: Kimmerly

If she did anything wrong, maybe he would have.



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Why YOU do Kimmie-kins! Uh huh, really. :P

If you didn’t you give a shit you wouldn't come to this site trying to persuade idiots to jump on your Free Britney bandwagon.



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Ruh Roh! Rimmie's Rupset!

ROTFL!

Pass her the ganja, Scooby Looofta!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Thansk for calling time. ;)



Posted by: Kimmerly

I f uc k bandwagons for breakfast



Posted by: Scooby Looofta

Here, let me grind those up for you, if there's any left after Kimmie peaks out!



Posted by: Kimmerly, Penguin Herder

Honest Occifer, I was just helping that penguin over that ice flow!



Posted by: $0.02

Interesting gift Kimmerly.

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The Mother lays the egg …… The Mother immediately passes it to the Daddy…….Then she abandons them, for her own desires and luxury. The Daddy ensures it is well taken care of! He endures an ungodly climate to ensure the safety and well being of his child!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Kimmie-kins is the quintessential fan. She thinks holding a helpless infant hostage is fine! Someone please notify the California Governor, legislature, judiciary and the warden of every prison. Let them know Kimmie-kins thinks they’ve incarcerated U.S. citizens for NO reason.

America thanks you, Kimmie-kins!

Where would we be without you?! :(



Posted by: Kimmerly

Abandoned? You must mean the endless court visits over custody and the purchase of a new home so they can be closer to their father. Umm.. Yeah. She loves them.



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Honest Occifer, I was just helping that penguin over that ice flow!


LMAO (seriously)!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

And $0.02 brings
...March of the Penguins! :)



Posted by: Kimmerly, Spearsucker

Yes, your honor. I did blow a few of Britney's gay roadies before I was able to get near the tour bus. I just don't understand how that is germane to the charges of stalking and sexual battery with an inflatable giant bird?



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Scooby Looofta, if coffee doesn't cure my Kimmie-headache, I might take you up on your (9:16) offer. ;)



Posted by: Clear as day!

Loves them so much she chose to go on tour instead of fight for them in court in the last c-ship hearing in December. She made her choice alright.



Posted by: $0.02

Kimmerly,
Female Penguins don't go to court or worry about the kids.



Posted by: Scooby Looofta

Just look under any rock! I'll be there until someone sneaks out when their daddy falls asleep/into a coma (she knows where I hid the sleepy time happy snacks).



Posted by: Anonymous

oh so much LOVE in here..

kissy kissy



Posted by: $0.02

I think you mean so SHE can be closer to The Boys and their Father.



Posted by: Kimmerly

They live on ice not in the Studio City hills. And theyre not as smart as those that do.



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Kimmie-kins, help me out here. Which one of her personalities loves children? Which one slept with a paparazzi? Which one is going on tour?

Because I'm telling you right now, I'M TOURING damn it!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

$0.02 whips out the bow at 9:34 PM
swish.............................
the arrow hits the bulls-eye!



Posted by: The Brown Boots

Oooohh YOU.... PINK WIG..... YOU!!!! Dont you for one second think you are the ONLY one joining that Circus tour!



Posted by: Your batteries must be getting low!

Ice? Wow! Really?



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Kimmie-kins, you think money means someone is smart? OMFG! If that were true the Hiltons would be Nobel laureates!

Your school district should be sued!



Posted by: Kimmerly

I just meant her. I dont care who else lives around there. She was smart enough to make money. She wasnt born into it.



Posted by: Anonymous

Kimmie, did your mother have any children that lived through the vacuum curettage sessions?



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Of course YOU'LL be on tour, Brown Boots. We look hot when we BLACKOUT together!



Posted by: Anonymous

Kimmie, when you were actually hugged those few precious times in your life, did a lot of people comment about hearing ocean sounds coming from your ears?



Posted by: $0.02

Posted by: Kimmerly
Abandoned? You must mean the endless court visits over custody and the purchase of a new home so they can be closer to their father. Umm.. Yeah. She loves them.
January 15, 2009 9:35 PM
Posted by: Kimmerly
They live on ice not in the Studio City hills. And theyre not as smart as those that do.
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Kimmerly are talking about BRITNEY or PENGUINS?
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Oh I C you read my observation about penguins being an interesting gift & YOU immediately thought of Britney......

I thought you were a fan! Geeesh



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Kimmie-kins,

Here’s a Pop Quiz:

When you think about her former pap boyfriend, you...

A. think he shouldn’t have had sex with a mentally ill woman.

B. think he is the love of her life and they belong together.

C. fantasize about having a 3-way with him and Britney.



Posted by: The Brown Boots

Whew..... thought you might have been taken those stand on therrown jains, sted a me!



Posted by: Kimmerly

A because she was taken advantage of.



Posted by: Anonymous

Maybe Kimmie can win a guest gurney ride on the Phillip Morris/Lithium sponsored Cheeto Ambulance.



Posted by: Chester Cheeto

Maybe Kimmie can win a guest gurney ride on the Phillip Morris/Lithium sponsored Cheeto Ambulance.



Posted by: Anonymous

oh i see.



Posted by: $0.02

OMG that was just hysterical! I must have been tired to have not seen it earlier!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

She was smart enough to make money.
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Kimmie-kins,

Beeeeeeeeeeep! You’ve flat-lined, I’m calling time. There's no hope for you.

Your idol is a 9th grade dropout. She made her money the old-fashioned way - by peddling her flesh. I'm surprised you “suddenly forgot” that since you spend your days/nights fantasizing about her bare breasts and vagina flashing.



Posted by: Anonymous

well shit yeah.



Posted by: The Pink Wig

January 15, 2009 9:55 PM
Posted by: Kimmerly
A because she was taken advantage of.

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Congratulations Kimmie-kins. You’re driving with at least one headlight on!



Posted by: Johnny Cochran's Ghost/Hand Model

(psst, pssst)

Kimmie, plead insanity!

It will work!

Trust me!



Posted by: Anonymous

It synthesized the past couple of days. It was hysterical!



Posted by: Satan

(psst psssst) Johnny Cochran you better get back here, who is gonna drive this LV laden wreck?



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Whew..... thought you might have been taken those stand on therrown jains, sted a me!
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Brown Boots, how would you, unrepeatable, and stand on therrown jains and the rest of the alters feel about arbitration? Maybe we can time share the spotlight in the big flop tour.



Posted by: Anonymous

shhhitttttttttttt! last time next.
bye



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney Spears drinking sex flow chart (see#3).

http://
www.ibelieveinadv.com/2008/12/goldstar-beer-flow-chart/



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Oh no, spell check attacked “unbeweaveable!"

C'mere pooch, you'll be okay.



Posted by: Banjo Player

well ya got to have your overhead lights on, the rear loading lights on, the flashers, the wig wags and a good siren to JUST ride on the gurney of the the Philip Morris and Lithium co-sponsored Cheeto Tour Ambulance!



Posted by: But we suspected it earlier. Much earlier!!!

Brain death occurred at approximately 7:55 pm, 1-15-09.



Posted by: $0.02

1010 very nice! lol



Posted by: Banjos @ 5 paces! Where's my second?

Or you're just playing a good game of Cops 'n Hostages!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

I opened the link from a few days ago.

Who saw the Philip Glass Ensemble perform?

Did you enjoy the performance?

And the big question...
Why do you want me to travel to Dartmouth College, Hanover New Hampshire? LOL!



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney Spears' decision making process is #2.

http://
www.ibelieveinadv.com/2008/12/goldstar-beer-flow-chart/



Posted by: The Pink Wig

OMG! You remember that?

I was the one who said she was playing Cops & Hostages! ;)



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Okay, we're ready. Back up the Phillip Morris/Lithium sponsored Cheeto Ambulance.


Lute dute do do do do...dute do do do



Posted by: suomynonA

I didn't see it. You said you missed it and I told you there was one in NH. It was the next weekend...... well now it's this weekend, maybe I got the conversation backwards. I am backwards sometimes!!!! :)



Posted by: That was your's? Kick Ass!!!

C 'n H, bestest deskripshun eva (translated into Britardese).



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Now I know why I was confused. I didn't say I missed it! I kept thinking...why does she want me to drive to NH? Did Carmine put out a hit on Pink? LOL!



Posted by: The Brown Boots

I am scared of the Lute dute do do do ...noises.... where is the cheetomobile gonna take me?



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Ouch, Charlie horse from running in the cold!

brb



Posted by: Penguin it on!

Poor Kimmie, she must be buzzing one out from all the self realization she had tonight!



Posted by: Anonymous

Ohhhh how much FUN Carmine and the gyes were! LOL



Posted by: The Pink Wig

C 'n H, bestest deskripshun eva (translated into Britardese).

Why, thank you! :)



Posted by: $0.02

1031
I bet she is! I wouldn't count her out just yet though, she doesn't seem to wander far. I think she might like us!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Don't worry Brown Boots. They're taking you to be re-heeled. Yeah, that's right, re-heeled. You won't feel a thing.
----------------------------------------
Move! The cheetos anesthesia is wearing off!

Lute dute do do do do...dute do do do



Posted by: That was your's? Kick Ass!!!

I saw C 'n 'H make it onto several different blog sites. 14 &1/2 minutes of unclaimed fame, I 'spose?

Spot On! SpotfrickingOn!!



Posted by: $0.02

January 15, 2009 10:31 PM
Posted by: Penguin it on!
Poor Kimmie, she must be buzzing one out from all the self realization she had tonight!
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Britney doesn't have the parenting skills of a male penguin?



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Kimmie-kins, a scareeeeeeees me!

Circus
The official soundtrack of mentally disabled fans!

Need I say more?! LOL



Posted by: The Brown Boots

January 15, 2009 3:04 PM
Posted by: The Pink Wig
The ONE pair of Jeans from Jan/08, you're free! We heard you were being held hostage in a cardboard box in the attic. And someone threatened to cut your legs off and turn you into nasty pair of shorts if you ever showed up again. I'm so relieved you escaped. I always had faith you could walk without an occupant!

I promise, I won't tell the brown boots where you are!
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Oh nooooo YOU and I were talking behind OUR back.



Posted by: El Chingada Marrón Botas de Muerte!

Jamie thought throwing them in the furnace would exorcise the demons of the Squid Wig 'n F'ing Boots of Death. Little did he know that they could now crawl out under their own power! Star Wars geeks might blame evil Mitichlorines form the Dark Side, but we all know it was just mutated Spears' bacteria.



Posted by: The Pink Wig

OMG! It spread to other sites?! Too much...LOL!



Posted by: $0.02

1045 lol
Damn!
I thought it was BLACKOUT, since they seem to have forgotten anything she did prior to the last five months!



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney was hilarious on her two guest appearances on "How i Met Your Mother" so i think she would do great in the movie.



Posted by: The Pink Wig

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I’m was so disappointed I missed my wake! If someone virtually cremates me again, please tell them to include Cops & Hostages in my next eulogy! ;)



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Ohhhh how much FUN Carmine and the gyes were! LOL

I LOVED the gyes!



Posted by: That was your's? Kick Ass!!!

I think I saw it on no less than TMZ, Piggez Hilton, Dlisted, and somewhere else! Seriously. Always wondered who coined it!



Posted by: The Brown Boots

If they try to leave it out.......they will get one of me in the behind!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Do you remember the night the gyes rumbled with the Reservoir Dogs?



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Posted by: The Brown Boots
January 15, 2009 3:04 PM
Posted by: The Pink Wig
The ONE pair of Jeans from Jan/08, you're free! We heard you were being held hostage in a cardboard box in the attic. And someone threatened to cut your legs off and turn you into nasty pair of shorts if you ever showed up again. I'm so relieved you escaped. I always had faith you could walk without an occupant!

I promise, I won't tell the brown boots where you are!
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Oh nooooo YOU and I were talking behind OUR back.
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Umm, can't we all be friends?






Posted by: Too bad Igor dropped the good brain!

Shitney played a man/sex crazed, man stealing, man chasing, air headed nutjob bimbo slut on that show. It wasn't method acting, just channeling her real life.



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Thanks Brown Boots!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

I think I saw it on no less than TMZ, Piggez Hilton, Dlisted, and somewhere else! Seriously. Always wondered who coined it!
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It fit the mood and moment, didn't it?! ;)



Posted by: $0.02

Well it is time for me to take the boots off for the night. G'nite and thanks for the laughs! C&H and Philip Morris and Lithium co-sponsored Cheeto Tour Ambulance.....Still laughing!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Being the ENTIRE cast of the Reservoir Dogs was exhausting! I had 5-6 questions coming at me at a time!

Do you remember who I became next? ;)



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Shitney played a man/sex crazed, man stealing, man chasing, air headed nutjob bimbo slut on that show. It wasn't method acting, just channeling her real life.
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Art (and I use the term loosely) imitating life!



Posted by: Anonymous

I don't remember.... I was ordering pine boxes and dealing with Al and Jesse most likely!!!



Posted by: WOW! 80 kilograms, we need a new scale!

I have a good feeling that once the Meltdown Tour starts up again, Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler are going to be manning the capture nets again! This time it won't be a capture and release, but a transfer over to the UCLA Psyche Ward Non-Petting Zoo for long term observation!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Goodnight $0.02!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

I adored Al & Jesse!

Has anyone seen Orlando Bloom?

I heard he was here.



Posted by: Britney Perfume, The Smell of Desperation!

Or more like Fart Imitating Strife!



Posted by: The Pink Wigs

Perkins and Fowler will be our go-to guys!



Posted by: brb

Real quick that was back in March. We were playing "Clue", as well!



Posted by: Order Up!

Orlando Blooming Onion, slumming it? Naw!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Seriously, have you ever met a woman who said, I want to smell like Britney Spears? If you did, what was your time in the 1/4 mile? LOL!



Posted by: She never had a Clue!

It was Col. Britney in the water closet with a hostage!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

I was Orlando and Balian! Everyone became confused except you. You tried explaining and finally gave up! LOL!



Posted by: Britney Perfume, The Smell of Desperation!

About a 1/4 is about as close as anyone could get without nose plugs!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

I loved playing Clue!

Hmmm,
Miss Scarlet, in the Conservatory, with the Revolver.



Posted by: ROTFL $0.02 G'nite

http://x17online
.com/celebrities/britney_spears/brits_a_hit-03252008.php

Moll Flanders
Ridley
Oscar de la Hoya
J. Edgar
Frank Nitti
Quentin Tarantino

It is some thread I tell ya! Enjoy! Pups are waiting at the door!
Eliot Ness



Posted by: The Pink Wig

It was Col. Britney in the water closet with a hostage!

ROTFL!

One night, we'll have to play Clue again. :)



Posted by: The Pink Wig

1/4 mile AND downwind! ;)



Posted by: Shark

Never really played Clue. Had a pool table and regular pool in the house/outside the house. I called them Bored Games. But each to their own, no hatin' from this hater! I won lots of $ in college!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

LMAO! It was a hysterical night, Moll!

As always thanks for the laughs.

Goodnight $0.02!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

The only time I played Clue was here! :D



Posted by: $0.02 g'nite

A final thought: remember the poor guy who joined stopped by and thought he was looking for an Orlando Bloom fan site....... That poor fella walked in on a Gangster night, saw pics of Brit and Jglad's banter. Poor guy couldn't leave fast enough! LOL



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Basically we used the characters names and incorporated the board game into punch lines. When you consider the element that normally posts here, you find creative ways to stay amused.

Movies casts were always fun!



Posted by: Nachos

It's about that time. Now all the 'brave' looney Britards will probably crawl in, plant a flag when no one is around, ad claim complete victory. A slight clue, but I'm not black.

http://
southpark.wikia.com/wiki/Token_"Black"_Williams



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney shouldn't run away only working not rescaping froim her private life!She has to face many things and she is only now working, creating a new album, making a big tour!And now playing in sex in the city!If she carry on like this she will be in a bigger prison than the one she is already in!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney shouldn't run away only working not rescaping froim her private life!She has to face many things and she is only now working, creating a new album, making a big tour!And now playing in sex in the city!If she carry on like this she will be in a bigger prison than the one she is already in!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney shouldn't run away only working not rescaping froim her private life!She has to face many things and she is only now working, creating a new album, making a big tour!And now playing in sex in the city!If she carry on like this she will be in a bigger prison than the one she is already in!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney shouldn't run away only working not rescaping froim her private life!She has to face many things and she is only now working, creating a new album, making a big tour!And now playing in sex in the city!If she carry on like this she will be in a bigger prison than the one she is already in!!!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

I REMEMBER that night like it was yestarday! He had NO idea what was happening. LOL!


When I became Balian, we tried to explain I was Orlando Bloom’s character in Kingdom of Heaven. It created MORE confusion! LOL!

Goodnight $0.02!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Never really played Clue. Had a pool table and regular pool in the house/outside the house. I called them Bored Games. But each to their own, no hatin' from this hater! I won lots of $ in college!
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Very cool, Shark!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

I just want to make sure you know, I called you our Token Male because you were the only male on the board that night. It was nice having a guy join in the conversation for a change. I have a fond memory of you describing a metal bouquet of flowers for your girlfriend!



Posted by: Nachos

My last note, my 1st nite here I told some nutjob named something like Brian Dale Otungro (hell if I know) to give Shitney a chocolate bar in the shape of a pistol and he fa-reaked out and wanted to report it to someone like the Figmental Bureau of Imagination or something like that!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Ooops Add "you made"



Posted by: The Pink Wig

He sounds like a nut! I think you've been here longer than me. Do you remember where else you met me?



Posted by: Anonymous

Those ugly douchebags want someone pretty to carry off their gig is all and a big name, SJP is so ugly, the gay one I can't remember her name, Kristen is getting old and so is Kim
What sex in the city? YUCK



Posted by: Bonus Nachos

Ah Bronze. Dating a chica who works nights as a bartender. Schedules suck. Nachos.



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Yes, bronze flowers!

I thought it was romantic.

I hope you have a good woman in you life.



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Would you like the letter "r" that I left off the word YOUR? ;)



Posted by: Bonus Nachos

I will add that she is now very good at dealing with way overly frisky drunks wearing cheezy Tommy Bahama shirts!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Bonus Nachos

Thanks for the laughs!

Goodnight! :)



Posted by: The Pink Wig

I will add that she is now very good at dealing with way overly frisky drunks wearing cheezy Tommy Bahama shirts!


She sounds like a smart woman too!

I hope the two of you share as much happiness,
- as my husband and I have known.

Goodnight! :)



Posted by: Anonymous

You people are so damn stupid. You talk shit about Britney not having any ability to make any decision about anything in her life from her clothing that she wears to what she eats. Then you turn around and bitch because she does not have controlling custody of her kids even though she was under conservatorship and could not make decisions herself at the time she did that. You bitch about her day in and day out when she is #1 Globally in Album sales of Circus for the 4th straight week. My God get over it already. You have to go back a year ago and bitch about stories that we all know about and this was while she was under the influence of major drugs. Who the hell in Hollywood hasn't been on drugs? Who isn't a whore? You all keep talking about SJP and she fugly as hell. Britney bald looks better than that ugly broad who is married to a very gay Matthew Broderick. Its like you get your juicies by picking about Britney. I don't give a shit but I do get sick of the same shit every day. Damn you have to go back a year ago like nobody knows and you are giving an update and you talk about kidnapping as if it really happened that way. You claim she hurt her child which is not what the police said. She did not hurt her child or I am sure she would have went to jail for it. Are you that dense. I think yes you are. Britney is tough as nails and she is coming at you like you have never seen the likes of and all this is making you crazy bitches become even act more pathetic than usual. You can't affect change in millions. You are just a bunch of lasy, whiny, crabby cyberidiots who whine daily about Britney Spears and you are so fukced up. You remember that you were here last year and the conversations like it is something to be proud of and celebrate. LMAO. And you think you are not pathetic losers with no life. WTF!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

"Figmental Bureau of Imagination"

This is one of my favorite lines, it always makes me smile and laugh. :D

...my pillow is waiting!



Posted by: Anonymous

12:04

No shit, is this a convention for pathetic losers or what reminiscing about shit that happened over a year ago. I bet these are some fat ugly stupid uneducated trailer trash ho's. They are not too bright or they wouldn't bring up the fact that they were here last year same place. Dum fux for sure. hehe! The only thing this site is good for is a laugh anymore. These ho's have made complete asses out theirselves and are to stupid to even recognize. I'm with you they some dumb ass bitches. Britney is a hot woman and they jealous bitches obsessed beyond belief knowing where to find archived threads so they can find their posts that they think makes them sound so cool. Meanwhile back at the mansion Britney is working on her tour and bring in million on her album and playing with her kids. You people need shrinks big time.



Posted by: Anonymous

12:04/12:11 Google:
A THEORY OF COMMAND AND CONTROL: A REPLY TO ELYN SAKS

Enjoy the nightmare, ya'll!



Posted by: The Pink Wig

Meanwhile back at the prison, the Phillip Morris/Lithium sponsored Cheeto Ambulance straps down it’s cheese-scented cargo and heads for the nearest rubber room.

Lute dute do do do do...dute do do do

Buh Bye!!!



Posted by: Anonymous


January 15, 2009 6:54 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Ok, in the past she did SOMETHING that was more than enough to lose custody of her kids. And she does NOT have custody, only visitation. In the present, she had one last good chance to fight against the custody situation and her the c-ship, which was the only way that she could have ever hoped to get any custody back. Instead, she chose to to do the only thing she could to get insurance for her tour. Not fight for custody, like any parent who puts the relationship with their kids first, but she chose her career over her kids. If this is some sort of conspiracy or travesty of justice, then why hasn't she screamed at the top of her lungs about it every time a mic is out in front of her? Personally, I'm happy she chose her career over her kids, because it shows what her real priorities are and it keeps the kids from being subjected to more trauma. There are also countless other things that show what a piece of crap she is! I will never feel sorry for her and I will not fall for any stupid and lame arguments her lame fans try to create as some sort of bullsh1t guilt trip! You fans are only encouraging her negative behavior, while others, like myself, speak against it. I guess that's how it's going to be.



Posted by: Anonymous


January 15, 2009 6:54 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Ok, in the past she did SOMETHING that was more than enough to lose custody of her kids. And she does NOT have custody, only visitation. In the present, she had one last good chance to fight against the custody situation and her the c-ship, which was the only way that she could have ever hoped to get any custody back. Instead, she chose to to do the only thing she could to get insurance for her tour. Not fight for custody, like any parent who puts the relationship with their kids first, but she chose her career over her kids. If this is some sort of conspiracy or travesty of justice, then why hasn't she screamed at the top of her lungs about it every time a mic is out in front of her? Personally, I'm happy she chose her career over her kids, because it shows what her real priorities are and it keeps the kids from being subjected to more trauma. There are also countless other things that show what a piece of crap she is! I will never feel sorry for her and I will not fall for any stupid and lame arguments her lame fans try to create as some sort of bullsh1t guilt trip! You fans are only encouraging her negative behavior, while others, like myself, speak against it. I guess that's how it's going to be.



Posted by: Anonymous

meh.
I'm a vampire in SL...



Posted by: Anonymous

12:11

Things can get clique-ish around here. Do you want to be my x17 buddy? I dont have friends here either. You can come over to my trailer and we'll have a sleep over. I'll just bring the matress back inside from the dumpster. We can do each others hair and talk about britney together. Sound fun?



Posted by: Anonymous

Funny, when you think of Sex, you dont like to think about this fas eyed, brain dead cow, SHES INFESTED WITH CRAZY, so I dont think it will help their cause at all. THIS IS JUST PURE WISHFUL THINKING ON THE CLITARDS AND X17'S PART, DREAM ON LOSERS YOUR IDOL HAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TALENT AT ALL EXCEPT THE TALENT OF LEAVING HER KIDS BEHIND AND PUTING THEM ON THE VERY BOTTOM OF HER TO DO LIST. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER GIVES UP HER KIDS FOR A LITTLE FAME ??????????



Posted by: Anonymous

January 16, 2009 12:04 AM
Posted by: Anonymous

You're the Spears Machine's dream come true.

Malleable much?



Posted by: Anonymous Enough

DREAM ON LOSERS YOUR IDOL HAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TALENT AT ALL EXCEPT THE TALENT OF LEAVING HER KIDS BEHIND AND PUTING THEM ON THE VERY BOTTOM OF HER TO DO LIST.
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I am shocked they finally made her to-do list! Impressive!



Posted by: Anonymous

1204
I like Britney Spears to.
But I don't understand why are you
picking on them people?
They didn't do nuthing to you.
They come here and are funny and happy and know lots about Britney.
You were mean to them for no reasons and should be nicer. You seems mad that you don't no people here for that long like they do. Most of the stuff they said was not even about Britney. They are like comedys and funny. You should not be so serious, it makes you sound mean and crazey.



Posted by: zzzzzzzzzz

12:04
You are so far beyond being able to understand anything anyone here says that this is just converging on uselessness. The really sad part is that you really believe that you're winning. You are a shocking waste of natural resources - kindly re-integrate yourself into the food-chain. Once again THIS is NOT a fan site, you mindless thread troll.



Posted by: Anonymous

yesssssssss!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Did you know that back in the day,

Gary colemans' parents tried to put him under c-ship? The judge ended up ruling in coleman's favor...soon after that, he accused his parents of taking advantage of him. As it were, his parents were found guilty of stealing large amounts of money from him.


...I just thought I would share that. Seems a familiar pattern sometimes...



Posted by: Anonymous

www.kutv.com/content/news/local/story/Utah-police-respond-to-Gary-Coleman-calls-more/KBjKmFU-x0-ojsPHslgZ4A.cspx



Posted by: Anonymous

hahahaha yeah.....he isnt really the most sane person out there.. but..yeah. maybe that was a bad example....



Posted by: $0.02

IMO: K-fed doesn't seem healthy and I am cerntainly NOT referring to his weight or vanity! In less than one month it appears as if he put on nearly 50 pounds! I hope for the sake of the boys there isn't an underlying medical condition. He has never been obese before. There is a grave difference between the "People" cover and the 12/31 pics.



Posted by: Britney is being used yet again

THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE WANT BRITNEY SPEARS IS TO BOOST THEIR RATINGS!!!!!!!!! It certainly isn't because she is talented and every one knows this.



Posted by: Anonymous

I'm glad you liked the story. LOL



Posted by: Anonymous

Seems a familiar pattern sometimes...

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...and sometimes not! :)



Posted by: Anonymous

“Sands claimed the theft is on a grand scale, involving racketeering, wire fraud and money laundering, and that the theft occurred prior to the conservatorship taking place and continues still.”

www.mtv.com/news/articles/1582277/20080225/spears_britney.jhtml



Posted by: Anonymous

Sometimes people willingly put their assets in the wrong hands.

The key words are “the theft occurred prior to the conservatorship.”

The words “and continues still” are irrelevant.

I know what Sands was referencing when he made those comments.



Posted by: Anonymous

Would you like to play Monopoly tonight?

Dibs on the shoe! ;)



Posted by: Anonymous

Wow. I hope he's alright, $0.02



Posted by: Anonymous

Well, you’re gone and I have plans.

I’ll check this thread tonight.

Remember...

He is a media consultant and his client was a lawyer. The “theft” charge was purposefully vague. He didn’t specify names or dates. Think hyperbole! Otherwise you’ll be disappointed.



Posted by: Anonymous

I don't even know why this conversation turned to sands. why is this coming up? ..subject is too loaded..oh well.



Posted by: Anonymous Enough

Sounds like fun! I get the Terrier! If Officer Mallory sends me to jail, Do I will I get to go in... the PMCS Ambulance? I will bring my "Onyx" Edition! (I will keep my Wizzard of OZ Edition close by, just in case we feel like clicking our heels!)
Time for some sled riding with the teens! I am sure sitting with the laptop and some gourmet cocoa will be in order this evening!



Posted by: Anonymous

12:50 AM
Where do you get this info from. Are you an employee of the Spears or something or a spy? You are so in the know. My hero even. Cause I know I read where the cops said the kid wasn't injured and it was stand operating procedure to have the kid checked out and he was checked out and sent home with Kevin Federline. She's been under c-ship so how is it that she is making decisions for herself? I thought the c-ship meant somebody else was making decisions for her. How couuld she fight for her kids if she was druged up by Sam Lutfi. Do you have more info than we have heard from dead sites like this one and other sites and what has been on TV and in the National Enquirer. Do you know. I have been waiting for someone to explain this to me cause there is always people talking saying she had a choice in all this. I thought if she was all drugged up she was being led around by Sam and Adnan and being told what to do by them and then the hospital stay and the c-ship and a court order that she could not make decisions for herself so when could she fight for her kids? when was she free? Are you an employee? Is this all just to keep her in the news. You mean she don't spend lots of time with her kids? She don't take them for weeks at a time now? Sounds like somebody is making stuff up. I bet it is the Spears. I bet Kevin poor fat guy who is probably over eating from a broken heart cause he can't get his greedy hands on anymore of her money and she is making millions right now and he is eating to help his pain since money is his real love and he just wants to be a wigger rapper. Poor guy. I wish to dedicate a song to him. "Cry Me a River" for Kevin by Justin Timberlake should be appropriate don't ya think??? Boo Fukcing Hoo!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

2:22

LMAO!!! HAHA HEHE HAHA Yep they ho's on this site. Nobody love them and they jealous of Britney cause if you seek Amy is about people that want Britney like they do. I know she won't kiss them. She don't like ugly fat cyber ho's.



Posted by: Anonymous

2:22

LMAO!!! HAHA HEHE HAHA Yep they ho's on this site. Nobody love them and they jealous of Britney cause if you seek Amy is about people that want Britney like they do. I know she won't kiss them. She don't like ugly fat cyber ho's.



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney won Best International Female Artist & Best Video at the NRJ Awards in France. Man she wins everything. Nobody can come close to her in awards for 2008 albums. The world loves Brit. She rocks.



Posted by: Anonymous

What did she win an award for? Miming or Arm Flapping?



Posted by: Anonymous

oh yeah you are SO right...britney didn't have control over anything, she was just a puppet without her own mind, she just let everyone make her decisions..oh and the "drugs" she was on, yeah, that's what made her lose interest in her kids, and make bad decisions...it was ALL everyone elses' fault, and NEVER ever did she make a conscious decision by herslf. all those "drugs" made her say/do/feel/be all those things you hate. It wasn't her natural personality, oh no, it was the "drugs" she was on...R I G H T. I don't care HOW high you are, or what drugs you are on...they don't *make* you want to neglect your kids, if anything, the drugs just made it easier for her to neglect her kids. Personally, I wouldn't care how many pills you fed me, sober or not, I would STILL want to see my kids. You blame this apparent "drugging" on every f*cking thing she did wrong, but it doesn't f*cking fly with me, you know? because if i had kids, i dont care HOW HIGH you got me, I would still want to see my kids. You blame everything on her being drugged, and nothing on her at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are a f*cking jackass.wake the F*CK UP ALREADY.



Posted by: The Shoe

Terrier, are you here?

When I called dibs, I forgot there was only one shoe!

Let me know when you’re ready.

I’ll lace up one running shoe! ;)



Posted by: Anonymous

2:22, you're just another sucker who thinks that Britney is just a complete victim of everyone else. Too bad the courts don't agree with you and specifically named it as her problem and took away custody. And if she was such a victim, why didn't she, her father, or anyone else come out and raise a big stink about it? Maybe because if it all came out, it wouldn't look good for her and would damage the all important profit margin.



Posted by: Anonymous

i luv the terrier! its a hot dog!

I used to watch this shit when i was 11 er 12...home grown canadian shit.
http://www. youtube.com/watch?v=wB1eQrCBw0k
not so funny now for some reason.



Posted by: The Shoe

8:37 I'm going to post a handful of links tonight. Some will find them interesting, others dull. I hope you don't mind the discussion.



Posted by: Anonymous

Hey 842, I removed the space between the period: but still got this: "The URL contained a malformed video ID."
Can you check the link again. Thx



Posted by: Anonymous

And that quote was from YouTube.



Posted by: Anonymous

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB1eQrCBw0k



Posted by: Anonymous

eh..an old kids in the hall sketch..nothing really funny...just had to do with terriers lol

anyway I just dont understand people saying she didnt understand anything because she was "hopped" up ..I think it's BS...no amount of substance will make you an asshole, YOU do that by yourself...its nothing but a scapegoat for all the reasons she was a pathetic excuse for a mother...



Posted by: The Shoe

It’s getting late, so I’m going to start. Maybe we can talk later tonight.

I have been following the Bernard Madoff story. Sadly, sometimes people willingly put their assets in the wrong hands. As far as I know, she wasn’t hurt by the Madoff scandal. But she was involved in another with a long history. I collected a handful of links and will begin posting them. Some can be read quickly, others are better bookmarked.

P.S.
Muckety requires java.
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Bernard Madoff - A Web of Deception

http:// news.muckety.com/madoff


www.muckety.com/Bernard-L-Madoff-Investment-Securities/5020257.muckety



Posted by: The Shoe

The Monopoly game began before 2003. It is drawing to a close. The men in the top hats and monocles made up their own rules. Each player provided their own cash for the bank. The chance cards are high risk. Players who go to jail won‘t get another roll of the dice. There are no Get Out of Jail Free cards. Free parking is in the Caribbean. The community chest is in receivership.

The names and dates are important!



Posted by: The Shoe

May 11, 2003

Oops, I lost cash again
Britney Spears slips up as hedge fund collapses, writes Paul Lashmar

www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/oops-i-lost-cash-again-538336.html



Posted by: The Shoe

Terrier, it‘s the other 'geyes'! ;)



Posted by: The Shoe

Feb 25 2008

Britney Spears Has Been Robbed, Her Self-Proclaimed Lawyer Insists
Jon Eardley plans to file federal-court papers on the singer's behalf alleging wire fraud, money laundering, racketeering.

“Sands claimed the theft is on a grand scale, involving racketeering, wire fraud and money laundering, and that the theft occurred prior to the conservatorship taking place and continues still.”

“Sands claimed that there is an ongoing criminal investigation into the matter, but declined to say which agency was involved. As a result, he said, his office has been broken into and documents have been allegedly stolen and/or erased from his computer. "Lives have been threatened," Sands said. "People are being intimidated. It's terrorism. I don't want to make any accusations, but we're talking the financial rape of Britney Spears."

www.mtv.com/news/articles/1582277/20080225/spears_britney.jhtml



Posted by: The Shoe

His portentous foreshadowing was a bit much, don’t you think?



Posted by: The Shoe

The lawyer "without a client" and his media consultant failed to persuade a federal court to break the conservatorship.



Posted by: The Shoe

To thank them for playing they won dinner for two at Olive Garden, a year's supply of turtle wax and a home version of the Hollywood Conspiracy Game™

LOL!



Posted by: The Shoe

September 9, 2008

IRS to auction off mansion of indicted mogul Michael Lauer - lawn uncut
By Carol Eisenberg

http:// news.muckety.com/2008/09/09/irs-to-auction-mansion-of-indicted-mogul-michael-lauer-lawn-as-is/4902



Posted by: The Shoe

September 23, 2008

Securities Law Summary
SEC wins $1.1B Hedge Fund Fraud Suit Against Lauer and Lancer Management
Securities and Exchange Commission v. Michael Lauer, et al. No. 9:03-cv-80612-KAM, United States District Court for the Southern District of Florida

Companies Mentioned: Lancer Management Group II, LLC, Lancer Management Group, LLC, Lancer Offshore, Inc., Lancer Partners, LP, LSPC, LLC, LSPV, Inc., Omnifund, Ltd.

www.lawupdates.com/summary/sec_wins_11b_hedge_fund_fraud_suit_against_lauer_and_lancer_management



Posted by: The Shoe

January 2009

Invest in a hedge and you play near the edge
By Luis Millan

www.thebottomlinenews.ca/index.php?section=article&articleid=220



Posted by: The Shoe

The SEC and the United States District Court for the Southern District of Florida have a mountain of documents. Forensic Accountants and a court-appointed Receiver are handling the mess.

www.hunton.com/search/search.aspx?qu=Lancer+



Posted by: The Shoe

Streisand and Grossman said her estate was worth $40 million and suggested it could sustain more losses. Forbes estimates of her wealth at $100-120 million. Forbes didn’t account for any loses with Lancer Management Group II, LLC, the $17 million dollar IRS audit, the pending lawsuit Wright Entertainment Group, LLC v. .Britney Spears. (9th Cir. Business Court). Wright’s lawyer estimates the damages $5 million. Nor did Forbes account for a small state tax bill, small lawsuits and the millions she has spent in legal and medical bills etc.



Posted by: Anonymous

Liked Kids in the Hall, maybe shoot it out anyway.
And I agree with you, it makes me scratch my head too. If anything, how they're having to drug test and weed out people to keep drugs away from her would tend to be aimed at drug seeking behavior and not someone sneaking in and forcing drugs upon her.



Posted by: The Shoe

It’s also worth remembering her spending was out of control before the conservatorship. Her savings were virtually non-existent.

www.tmz.com/2007/11/01/brit-and-k-fed-a-tale-of-two-bank-accounts/



Posted by: The Shoe

How much is her estate worth? Who knows!

Despite speculation to the contrary, the co-conservators are not plundering her assets. They are cleaning up an enormous mess.



Posted by: Anonymous

Despite speculation to the contrary, the co-conservators are not plundering her assets. They are cleaning up an enormous mess.
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Might this explain why a tour was booked so soon after the conservatorship was put in place?



Posted by: Anonymous

Streisand and Grossman said her estate was worth $40 million and suggested it could sustain more losses. Forbes estimates of her wealth at $100-120 million.
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Who were the trustees of the SJB Trust directly prior to the conservatorship being put in place?

Who were the trustess of the SJB Trust prior to December 2006?



Posted by: The Shoe

Might this explain why a tour was booked so soon after the conservatorship was put in place?
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Probably. But your guess is as good as mine. I do know this, once a person acquires wealth it's difficult to lose it. Case in point, the Madoff scandal led to at least one suicide.



Posted by: Anonymous

Besides, the court makes sure that expenses are legally accounted for. They are very particular about #s and people being literally accountable.



Posted by: Anonymous

Actually, I know a multi-millionaire ($25M or so, at one time) and he lost about 20 in about one year before he hired a person to run both his professional and personal finances. He said he made a some bad investments, but crapped away a lot of it too. And he's a pretty smart person too! As for Britney, it sounds like a fool and her $ were quickly parted.



Posted by: The Shoe

Who were the trustees of the SJB Trust directly prior to the conservatorship being put in place? Who were the trustess of the SJB Trust prior to December 2006?

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She controlled (and I mean that in the most liberal sense of the word) the trust until she was incapacitated. She designated individuals run her businesses but ultimately she is responsible for her financial oversight.



Posted by: The Shoe

Besides, the court makes sure that expenses are legally accounted for. They are very particular about #s and people being literally accountable.

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Exactly!



Posted by: Anonymous

Wasn't Lynn the trustee?



Posted by: The Shoe

As for Britney, it sounds like a fool and her $ were quickly parted.
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Agreed!



Posted by: Anonymous

What did they say she supposedly lost? $60M-80M?



Posted by: The Shoe

You've read the SJB trust documents, right?



Posted by: Anonymous

Uh, talking to me? Someone posted a copy link here and I whipped through, so I didn't retain much of it.



Posted by: Anonymous

too young+too much money+stress+ not enough level headed fam = a very unhappy person. Trust..I hate this girl, but I can't even feel angry with her..I just think she should wake up one day



Posted by: Anonymous

And I just jumped in as Anon when you were talking to another Anon. Just so you know.



Posted by: The Shoe

There are many reason to dislike Sam. However, he’s not a criminal genius mastermind who squandered her fortune either. (I laughed typing that one!) This began long before the two met.



Posted by: Anonymous

im not an anon really...someone could jump in @ any sec and chew me out..dont give a shit.



Posted by: The Shoe

Forbes estimated her estate at $100-120 million (without accounting for loses). Streisand and Grossman told the court her estate was worth $40 million.



Posted by: Anonymous

I agree her problems existed before that time period, but Luftu walked away with a lot and also just watched others walk away with a lot too. Just to warn you, I just came back from a few beers.



Posted by: Anonymous

haha nah sam is no genuis...i think ppl give him too much credit...this girl is a character all on her own, she was her own problem before anyone ever met her... i have been trying to say that for a while...i have never thought he was a criminal genius...nor have i ever felt he was the reason for her downfall... I get annoyed when I hear people protecting a 27 year old woman who knew better...



Posted by: The Shoe

And I just jumped in as Anon when you were talking to another Anon. Just so you know.
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I'll try to find a link to the trust documents, so you can read it.



Posted by: Anonymous

Yup, thought it was 60-80.



Posted by: The Shoe

im not an anon really...someone could jump in @ any sec and chew me out..dont give a shit.
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Would you like to be the race car? ;)



Posted by: Anonymous

No, that's okay, my attention span is a bit short tonight. Lawyer speak=Meehhh, maybe not tonight.



Posted by: Anonymous

yes, i will be the fararri pls...fast and fierce...not sure what hit em..thats the life for me...



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh, I've seen dumbasses do lots of damage, so agreed. Plus, He screwed himself badly just admitting to a reporter that he was crushing tons of meds up! Derrrrrrrr!



Posted by: The Shoe

No, that's okay, my attention span is a bit short tonight. Lawyer speak=Meehhh, maybe not tonight.
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I know exactly what you’re saying about legalese! I feel the same way. I’ll locate the link another night and leave it in this thread, okay?



Posted by: The Shoe


I get annoyed when I hear people protecting a 27 year old woman who knew better...

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I’ve wanted to ask two questions for months. Am I the only one who is annoyed that a 27 year old, mother of two toddlers is still being called a girl? When should a female stop being called a girl?



Posted by: Anonymous

Im too stupid to understand lawyer talk...i guess.....can I ask a question? Why, do some people insist on talking in such a complicated way, when it can be explained in laments terms? I just dont understand why, unless you want some ppl to get it, and others not.. ok i'll shut up but really..i just wonder.



Posted by: The Shoe

Just to warn you, I just came back from a few beers.
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Okay, thanks for the heads up! ;)



Posted by: Anonymous

personally I had to grow up very fast...so I am very annoyed ..not just because of the special treatment...but because it will not do her any good in the long run...and Im not sure..perhaps it is because she sort of grew up in the lime light, so people feel a little more pain for her...



Posted by: The Shoe

laments terms?
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It's layman’s terms but your way is much better! :D



Posted by: The Shoe

The word 'girl' does seem to be used to excuse her bad judgment.



Posted by: Anonymous

lol..yes we'll just say my way is better for tonight..at least you understood...as you can see, I am no lawyer...I dont have any awards sitting on my shelf...but I don't count myself out of anything..I don't have a lot of education but I don't think I'm stupid just because of that..ehh..anyway...I don't know.



Posted by: The Shoe

Oh, I've seen dumbasses do lots of damage, so agreed. Plus, He screwed himself badly just admitting to a reporter that he was crushing tons of meds up! Derrrrrrrr!

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Agreed. It was the stupidest thing he could have said! It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy! ;)



Posted by: The Shoe

lol..yes we'll just say my way is better for tonight..at least you understood...as you can see, I am no lawyer...I dont have any awards sitting on my shelf...but I don't count myself out of anything..I don't have a lot of education but I don't think I'm stupid just because of that..ehh..anyway...I don't know.

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I'm not a lawyer either I guess that means we're both lucky! :)

I'm need coffee.



Posted by: The Shoe

See my point?

Make that *I* need coffee. LOL!



Posted by: The Shoe

too young+too much money+stress+ not enough level headed fam = a very unhappy person. Trust..I hate this girl, but I can't even feel angry with her..I just think she should wake up one day

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Hopefully she will wake up soon!

Her children are only 2 and 3 years old. She has missed a lot.



Posted by: The Shoe

One bad sentence needs to be corrected so it‘s clear.

She designated individuals *to* run her businesses but ultimately she *was* responsible for financial oversight.



Posted by: Just in case you want it

www.etonline.com/documents/bspears_trust_080214_et.pdf



Posted by: Anonymous

What do you mean, the last movie didn't do well? It did FABULOUS! Let's keep it that way, and keep BS out of it..PLEEEZE?



Posted by: Anonymous

this is the most stupid idea ive ever heard.... seriously... why do this to an amazing movie? wtf... first jennifer hudson, now brit?? there characters just dont make sense, totally unnecessary



Posted by: Katie Day


She’s up, she’s down, she’s happy, she’s sad. Now she acts? It seems like the only constant in Brittney’s life is her stellar music – just read some of the reader written reviews on EverHype (they’re a great new site that lets readers hype movies, music, and games that they love and hate – check them out at www.everhype.com/?utm_source=bc). I hope that this works better than her last movie.



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