SJP Wants Britney For Sex and the City Sequel?!?

i totally LOVE LOVE LOVE the ideea!!!!!

Last movie didn't do well, so they are going for an obvious stunt cast move. They (camel nose SJP and no one else) must be really desperate to even think about this lame freak! SJP better plan on doing it soon, because the coming tour meltdown won't exactly be a great resume' builder.

Great idea!!! Britney: Just do it!!!!

So are there any kids on that show? Maybe her character can kidnap them and have a stand off with the police.

Dodgy source but Great Idea!

"Indie 103.1 will cease broadcasting over this frequency effective immediately. Because of changes in the radio industry and the way radio audiences are measured, stations in this market are being forced to play too much Britney, Puffy and alternative music that is neither new nor cutting edge. Due to these challenges, Indie 103.1 was recently faced with only one option — to play the corporate radio game."
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Way to make a stand and call it as they see it! Notice how they called out one certain person in particular?

WOW! I didn't know SATC was so desperate! Sounds like a pantload anyway!

Do it brit brit! You would be targetting the desperate and old market! Crazy old hags just love you!

I very much doubt this is true. Look at the source. SJP already turned Britney down for SATC about 5 years ago, so why would she want her now? Britney is the wrong image for that show. The SATC gals, are stylish, classy and feisty.
Britney is a smelly, trashy bimbo.

11.48 ur just jelois cuz brit is hot and ur fugly!!!1111111

Nancy, you really should have stayed in school. They teach you cool things there! Like how to read and write!

Nancy is jelois of my hot fugliness. Don't be jelois because you arent me nanci from butt monkey kuntry

Poor Nancy! Forever doomed to be trapped at the far left side of the intelligence Bell curve. But she is at the top center of the curve for pathetic fans with almost functional illiteracy.

More SPECULATION on X17's part. The movie was a FLOP in the first place, why would they TRY AGAIN with a WASHED UP HAS BEEN DANCER ?? FUNNY SHIT. And you Britney fans wouldnt know REAL talent if it was popping your cherry.

X17 this is 3 days old story. Do something new on Britney or you will loose all your Britney fans comes from accross the world.

:o brilliant idea:D this will be a bigg bigg hit if britney accept it. she will get that sexy and fearless female image from that gig :>

Horse winnies, Britards freak out.

HATE IT!!! Anyone related to Carrie needs class, style, and that subtle yet powerful elegance. Britney is not an ideal candidate, nor a great actress.

Besides, what's the point in trying to buy new fans with a popstar??? SATC has the most devoted (and largest) following around.

WOW! And her father is Mr. Big. WOW!

Oh for heaven's sake. Surely you jest x17. Why would satc associate itself with a talentless, loser, skank like brit? Seriously. This has to be bs. I'm not really a sjp or satc fan but it is a fuuny show and i can't imagine them polluting it with the likes of skankney.

whoops....meant funny

Louisiana Corn Pone Cheese Grits

The official breakfast of gravely disabled, drug and alcohol abusers.

ETs , spirits?
Same shit .
No Thanks!
F... u Powerless stinkinking dead shit. F... u All !

She might consider the movie provided they change the name to "Sex In the Fitting Room".

Posted by: Anonymous
:o brilliant idea:D this will be a bigg bigg hit if britney accept it. she will get that sexy and fearless female image from that gig :>

The video footage from one year ago yesterday (1/14/08) will remind everyone of how confident she REALLY is!

She might consider the movie provided they change the name to "Sex In the Fitting Room".
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Sheesh, my light lunch tasted more appetizing the FIRST time it was in my mouth!

oh yukky. hmmph sorry!

Do you have a link handy?

This is the day, I didn't hunt down the video, but the pics will do! You will remember the video!

x17online
.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_first_britney_backs_out-01142008.php

Memo: Keep Pepto-Bismol near laptop. ;)

Good idea. Then her kids will see her even less than the 36 hours per week that they see her now.
Good ridance.

LOVE LOVE LOVE THE IDEA!!!!

omg yes yes yes!!!

omg yes yes yes!!!

This isn't true. Aren't the women supposed to have a bit of fashion sense? If she had it her way, she'd walk on set with her shirt on backwards covered in dog doo.

I's reddy fer mah klose up y'all!

ROTFL They had better rate it "X", if she is gonna be dressing herself without Papa Spears approving. No Bra, No Underware....
Her documentary showed her wanting to wear a tunic top, as a dress. When told it was a shirt, she argued it was an Sarah J.P. dress!

everyone can be a fashionista, if they want brit in SATC fine! maybe if brit will be casted she might learn to add some spice to her fashion sense which she can use as idea of what to wear in her tours or show appearances.

Loser gave up her kids for a career! She sucks ass!

IF YOU WILL ALL REMEMBER, SJP HATES BRITNEY. BRITNEY TRIED TO BE ON SITC WHEN BRIT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HER FAME ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO. IT WAS AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY DID HER MOVIE CROSSROADS WITH ONE OF THE OTHER STARS OF SITC WHO PLAYED HER MOM IN CROSSROADS. SARAH WENT NUTS AND TOLD THE STUDIO SHE WOULD QUITE IF BRITNEY GOT A PART ON THE SHOW. SO THE STUDIO TOLD BRIT TO TAKE A WALK. SARAH HAS ALWAYS HATED BRIT, SO THIS STORY IS FALSE.


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IF YOU WILL ALL REMEMBER, SJP HATES BRITNEY. BRITNEY TRIED TO BE ON SITC WHEN BRIT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HER FAME ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO. IT WAS AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY DID HER MOVIE CROSSROADS WITH ONE OF THE OTHER STARS OF SITC WHO PLAYED HER MOM IN CROSSROADS. SARAH WENT NUTS AND TOLD THE STUDIO SHE WOULD QUITE IF BRITNEY GOT A PART ON THE SHOW. SO THE STUDIO TOLD BRIT TO TAKE A WALK. SARAH HAS ALWAYS HATED BRIT, SO THIS STORY IS FALSE.


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IF YOU WILL ALL REMEMBER, SJP HATES BRITNEY. BRITNEY TRIED TO BE ON SITC WHEN BRIT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HER FAME ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO. IT WAS AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY DID HER MOVIE CROSSROADS WITH ONE OF THE OTHER STARS OF SITC WHO PLAYED HER MOM IN CROSSROADS. SARAH WENT NUTS AND TOLD THE STUDIO SHE WOULD QUITE IF BRITNEY GOT A PART ON THE SHOW. SO THE STUDIO TOLD BRIT TO TAKE A WALK. SARAH HAS ALWAYS HATED BRIT, SO THIS STORY IS FALSE.


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IF YOU WILL ALL REMEMBER, SJP HATES BRITNEY. BRITNEY TRIED TO BE ON SITC WHEN BRIT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HER FAME ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO. IT WAS AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY DID HER MOVIE CROSSROADS WITH ONE OF THE OTHER STARS OF SITC WHO PLAYED HER MOM IN CROSSROADS. SARAH WENT NUTS AND TOLD THE STUDIO SHE WOULD QUITE IF BRITNEY GOT A PART ON THE SHOW. SO THE STUDIO TOLD BRIT TO TAKE A WALK. SARAH HAS ALWAYS HATED BRIT, SO THIS STORY IS FALSE.


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IF YOU WILL ALL REMEMBER, SJP HATES BRITNEY. BRITNEY TRIED TO BE ON SITC WHEN BRIT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HER FAME ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO. IT WAS AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY DID HER MOVIE CROSSROADS WITH ONE OF THE OTHER STARS OF SITC WHO PLAYED HER MOM IN CROSSROADS. SARAH WENT NUTS AND TOLD THE STUDIO SHE WOULD QUITE IF BRITNEY GOT A PART ON THE SHOW. SO THE STUDIO TOLD BRIT TO TAKE A WALK. SARAH HAS ALWAYS HATED BRIT, SO THIS STORY IS FALSE.


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IF YOU WILL ALL REMEMBER, SJP HATES BRITNEY. BRITNEY TRIED TO BE ON SITC WHEN BRIT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HER FAME ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO. IT WAS AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY DID HER MOVIE CROSSROADS WITH ONE OF THE OTHER STARS OF SITC WHO PLAYED HER MOM IN CROSSROADS. SARAH WENT NUTS AND TOLD THE STUDIO SHE WOULD QUITE IF BRITNEY GOT A PART ON THE SHOW. SO THE STUDIO TOLD BRIT TO TAKE A WALK. SARAH HAS ALWAYS HATED BRIT, SO THIS STORY IS FALSE.


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IF YOU WILL ALL REMEMBER, SJP HATES BRITNEY. BRITNEY TRIED TO BE ON SITC WHEN BRIT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HER FAME ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO. IT WAS AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY DID HER MOVIE CROSSROADS WITH ONE OF THE OTHER STARS OF SITC WHO PLAYED HER MOM IN CROSSROADS. SARAH WENT NUTS AND TOLD THE STUDIO SHE WOULD QUITE IF BRITNEY GOT A PART ON THE SHOW. SO THE STUDIO TOLD BRIT TO TAKE A WALK. SARAH HAS ALWAYS HATED BRIT, SO THIS STORY IS FALSE.


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IF YOU WILL ALL REMEMBER, SJP HATES BRITNEY. BRITNEY TRIED TO BE ON SITC WHEN BRIT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HER FAME ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO. IT WAS AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY DID HER MOVIE CROSSROADS WITH ONE OF THE OTHER STARS OF SITC WHO PLAYED HER MOM IN CROSSROADS. SARAH WENT NUTS AND TOLD THE STUDIO SHE WOULD QUITE IF BRITNEY GOT A PART ON THE SHOW. SO THE STUDIO TOLD BRIT TO TAKE A WALK. SARAH HAS ALWAYS HATED BRIT, SO THIS STORY IS FALSE.


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IF YOU WILL ALL REMEMBER, SJP HATES BRITNEY. BRITNEY TRIED TO BE ON SITC WHEN BRIT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HER FAME ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO. IT WAS AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY DID HER MOVIE CROSSROADS WITH ONE OF THE OTHER STARS OF SITC WHO PLAYED HER MOM IN CROSSROADS. SARAH WENT NUTS AND TOLD THE STUDIO SHE WOULD QUITE IF BRITNEY GOT A PART ON THE SHOW. SO THE STUDIO TOLD BRIT TO TAKE A WALK. SARAH HAS ALWAYS HATED BRIT, SO THIS STORY IS FALSE.

January 15, 2009 2:51 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Oh yeah, I remember that day! I have a few opinions about it too.

January 14, 2008 - Was it necessary for the mouseketeer to exit the vehicle into a swarm of paparazzi? No, she chose not to use the secure underground garage. According to People.com, she screamed, "I'm scared. I want to get in the car. I'm going in the car. Spears, 26, then got back in the car. Police tried to coax her out, but she slammed her back against the seat and shouted, "No!" Spears's car eventually drove off.”

Was she afraid the police escort wouldn't protect her from the swarm of paparazzi? Doubtful! Ten days later she pulled a similar stunt under calm, controlled conditions.

Ment to say, SATC, in the post at 7:04 PM

Calm down 7:04-1.

Most people know it's a fake story.

By Linda Deutsch
The Associated Press
January 24, 2008

LOS ANGELES - For the second time in a row, Britney Spears made it to the courthouse for a hearing in her ongoing child custody dispute — only to again bolt at the last minute. The pop star got to the court on time Wednesday but fled before a hearing that could have helped her restore visitation rights with her two young boys.

Wearing bright pink lipstick, sunglasses, shiny gold platform shoes and a very short black dress with a ruffled hem, Spears was driven into an underground garage and then entered the downtown civil court building. A court spokesman said she got through a security metal detector, then announced, "I want to leave," and returned to her car.”

And given one last chance to fight for them, she picked her career over her kids! And all the suckers of this world pity her. What a joke!

In my opinion, the mouseketeer was afraid of entering the courthouse because she didn’t want to assume responsibility for her atrocious behavior.

She acts like a victim to garner public sympathy.

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“...she is very manipulative and cunning. So she gets what she wants a lot...” - Jamie Spears, August 15, 2008

After the January 14th 2008 courthouse chaos, the mouseketeer didn’t seem to mind the paparazzi following her to the Little Brown Church in the San Fernando Valley.

She is manipulative and cunning!

Doesn’t your heartache for that precious angel?

www.judiciaryreport.com/images/britney-spears-6-18-08.jpg

The Dollhouse Hat Guy was a regular at the custody hearings.

The mime artist could have moved in with him...rent-free!

Cute couple, huh?

www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=3381&photo_key=5697

I’m so excited!!!

She should audition for SATC!

She could wear the same whore couture she wore to go out clubbing - on the same day the commissioner said “Britney Spears is a "habitual, frequent and continuous" user of alcohol and controlled substances.”

Britney would fit in perfectly in a role on SATC. Shes been so clever in expressing her sexual desire and desirability with songs like Touch of My Hand and If You Seek Amy, as well as her writhing and jiggling on stage. SJP obviously recognises this so it makes sense that she would want her on her show.

^Twisted does not even begin to describe you!^

Yeah, singing about sex she never gets anymore. How clever. NOT!

Kimmie-kins sent Britney a penguin.

Enough said!

Im sure her kids love it.

You think Papa Spears would let his grandchildren touch anything your filthy hands touched? LOL

OTOH, Britney might be using it as a substitute for a man.

Mr. Penguin tells her she's purdy.

Omg, its a kids toy not like an inflateble sex doll. Thats messed up really. She gets mail ok, thats pretty normal.

Some people get off on penguins. Some people get off on chess pieces.

Kimmie-kins the way you have talk about loving her bare breasts and vagina flashing, I wouldn't be surprised if you sent Mr. Penguin as an inflatable sex surrogate. You're a sick person.

Were you the one talking about vibrating chess pieces? LOL

I never suggested it was a sex toy, but you are. Wtf is wrong with liking her body?

Checkmate!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

http://
www.ripnroll.com/penguin.htm

That's mommy's friend!

Posted by: Kimmerly
Omg, its a kids toy not like an inflateble sex doll.

Umm, you immediately thought I was talking about sex toys. Pervert, much?

Kimmie-kins, err, I mean pervert, why hasn’t Brit been at dance rehearsals?
Is she practicing the meltdown segment of her tour?

Its been said before.

It was you! I loved your posts. LOL!

I dont think she shouldnt tour yet. Shes been at a few rehearsals since Newyear.

And it will be said again....and again....""""

Kimmie-kins sent her I Rub My Penguin™

Perfect, LOL!

Practice makes perfect. She's got the meltdown part down pretty well, but there will be more practice.

In 15 minutes you’ll be singing a different tune *OFF KEY* like your idol.

Kimmy, own any small rodents as pets/explorers?
Specifically gerbils?

YAY! I'm going on tour!

And it will be said again....and again....""""

ROTFL!

8:55 PM

I thought it but didn't say it...LOL!

Oh, it was so going there!

off key.

Poor Kimmie-kins is lonely. Maybe she can find a new friend for her habit trail at the local Pet Smart.

And maybe a couple of blast proof suits for her intrepid gerbil spelunkers.

How long before kimmerly’s name disappears from the board and a new petulant whiner appears?

omg, so me sending her a kids toy means i meant it as a sex doll and i love animals. You arent just haters you say shes scum, but really, its you who are filth. Who gives a shit what your opinion is. Really.

looks at watch

Ruh Roh! Rimmie's Rupset!

Kimmie-kins, having a uterus doesn’t make a woman a better parent than man. She’s lucky Kevin didn’t press criminal charges after the “Hostage Brituation.”

Take your Free Britney bullshit and go find a fan site.

9852

Just how do you love animals? Is it legal in the South?

Scooby Snacks, anyone?

If she did anything wrong, maybe he would have.

Why YOU do Kimmie-kins! Uh huh, really. :P

If you didn’t you give a shit you wouldn't come to this site trying to persuade idiots to jump on your Free Britney bandwagon.

Ruh Roh! Rimmie's Rupset!

ROTFL!

Pass her the ganja, Scooby Looofta!

Thansk for calling time. ;)

I f uc k bandwagons for breakfast

Here, let me grind those up for you, if there's any left after Kimmie peaks out!

Honest Occifer, I was just helping that penguin over that ice flow!

Interesting gift Kimmerly.

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The Mother lays the egg …… The Mother immediately passes it to the Daddy…….Then she abandons them, for her own desires and luxury. The Daddy ensures it is well taken care of! He endures an ungodly climate to ensure the safety and well being of his child!

Kimmie-kins is the quintessential fan. She thinks holding a helpless infant hostage is fine! Someone please notify the California Governor, legislature, judiciary and the warden of every prison. Let them know Kimmie-kins thinks they’ve incarcerated U.S. citizens for NO reason.

America thanks you, Kimmie-kins!

Where would we be without you?! :(

Abandoned? You must mean the endless court visits over custody and the purchase of a new home so they can be closer to their father. Umm.. Yeah. She loves them.

Honest Occifer, I was just helping that penguin over that ice flow!


LMAO (seriously)!

And $0.02 brings
...March of the Penguins! :)

Yes, your honor. I did blow a few of Britney's gay roadies before I was able to get near the tour bus. I just don't understand how that is germane to the charges of stalking and sexual battery with an inflatable giant bird?

Scooby Looofta, if coffee doesn't cure my Kimmie-headache, I might take you up on your (9:16) offer. ;)

Loves them so much she chose to go on tour instead of fight for them in court in the last c-ship hearing in December. She made her choice alright.

Kimmerly,
Female Penguins don't go to court or worry about the kids.

Just look under any rock! I'll be there until someone sneaks out when their daddy falls asleep/into a coma (she knows where I hid the sleepy time happy snacks).

oh so much LOVE in here..

kissy kissy

I think you mean so SHE can be closer to The Boys and their Father.

They live on ice not in the Studio City hills. And theyre not as smart as those that do.

Kimmie-kins, help me out here. Which one of her personalities loves children? Which one slept with a paparazzi? Which one is going on tour?

Because I'm telling you right now, I'M TOURING damn it!

$0.02 whips out the bow at 9:34 PM
swish.............................
the arrow hits the bulls-eye!

Oooohh YOU.... PINK WIG..... YOU!!!! Dont you for one second think you are the ONLY one joining that Circus tour!

Ice? Wow! Really?

Kimmie-kins, you think money means someone is smart? OMFG! If that were true the Hiltons would be Nobel laureates!

Your school district should be sued!

I just meant her. I dont care who else lives around there. She was smart enough to make money. She wasnt born into it.

Kimmie, did your mother have any children that lived through the vacuum curettage sessions?

Of course YOU'LL be on tour, Brown Boots. We look hot when we BLACKOUT together!

Kimmie, when you were actually hugged those few precious times in your life, did a lot of people comment about hearing ocean sounds coming from your ears?

Posted by: Kimmerly
Abandoned? You must mean the endless court visits over custody and the purchase of a new home so they can be closer to their father. Umm.. Yeah. She loves them.
January 15, 2009 9:35 PM
Posted by: Kimmerly
They live on ice not in the Studio City hills. And theyre not as smart as those that do.
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Kimmerly are talking about BRITNEY or PENGUINS?
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Oh I C you read my observation about penguins being an interesting gift & YOU immediately thought of Britney......

I thought you were a fan! Geeesh

Kimmie-kins,

Here’s a Pop Quiz:

When you think about her former pap boyfriend, you...

A. think he shouldn’t have had sex with a mentally ill woman.

B. think he is the love of her life and they belong together.

C. fantasize about having a 3-way with him and Britney.

Whew..... thought you might have been taken those stand on therrown jains, sted a me!

A because she was taken advantage of.

Maybe Kimmie can win a guest gurney ride on the Phillip Morris/Lithium sponsored Cheeto Ambulance.

Maybe Kimmie can win a guest gurney ride on the Phillip Morris/Lithium sponsored Cheeto Ambulance.

oh i see.

OMG that was just hysterical! I must have been tired to have not seen it earlier!

She was smart enough to make money.
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Kimmie-kins,

Beeeeeeeeeeep! You’ve flat-lined, I’m calling time. There's no hope for you.

Your idol is a 9th grade dropout. She made her money the old-fashioned way - by peddling her flesh. I'm surprised you “suddenly forgot” that since you spend your days/nights fantasizing about her bare breasts and vagina flashing.

well shit yeah.

January 15, 2009 9:55 PM
Posted by: Kimmerly
A because she was taken advantage of.

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Congratulations Kimmie-kins. You’re driving with at least one headlight on!

(psst, pssst)

Kimmie, plead insanity!

It will work!

Trust me!

It synthesized the past couple of days. It was hysterical!

(psst psssst) Johnny Cochran you better get back here, who is gonna drive this LV laden wreck?

Whew..... thought you might have been taken those stand on therrown jains, sted a me!
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Brown Boots, how would you, unrepeatable, and stand on therrown jains and the rest of the alters feel about arbitration? Maybe we can time share the spotlight in the big flop tour.

shhhitttttttttttt! last time next.
bye

Britney Spears drinking sex flow chart (see#3).

http://
www.ibelieveinadv.com/2008/12/goldstar-beer-flow-chart/

Oh no, spell check attacked “unbeweaveable!"

C'mere pooch, you'll be okay.

well ya got to have your overhead lights on, the rear loading lights on, the flashers, the wig wags and a good siren to JUST ride on the gurney of the the Philip Morris and Lithium co-sponsored Cheeto Tour Ambulance!

Brain death occurred at approximately 7:55 pm, 1-15-09.

1010 very nice! lol

Or you're just playing a good game of Cops 'n Hostages!

I opened the link from a few days ago.

Who saw the Philip Glass Ensemble perform?

Did you enjoy the performance?

And the big question...
Why do you want me to travel to Dartmouth College, Hanover New Hampshire? LOL!

Britney Spears' decision making process is #2.

http://
www.ibelieveinadv.com/2008/12/goldstar-beer-flow-chart/

OMG! You remember that?

I was the one who said she was playing Cops & Hostages! ;)

Okay, we're ready. Back up the Phillip Morris/Lithium sponsored Cheeto Ambulance.


Lute dute do do do do...dute do do do

I didn't see it. You said you missed it and I told you there was one in NH. It was the next weekend...... well now it's this weekend, maybe I got the conversation backwards. I am backwards sometimes!!!! :)

C 'n H, bestest deskripshun eva (translated into Britardese).

Now I know why I was confused. I didn't say I missed it! I kept thinking...why does she want me to drive to NH? Did Carmine put out a hit on Pink? LOL!

I am scared of the Lute dute do do do ...noises.... where is the cheetomobile gonna take me?

Ouch, Charlie horse from running in the cold!

brb

Poor Kimmie, she must be buzzing one out from all the self realization she had tonight!

Ohhhh how much FUN Carmine and the gyes were! LOL

C 'n H, bestest deskripshun eva (translated into Britardese).

Why, thank you! :)

1031
I bet she is! I wouldn't count her out just yet though, she doesn't seem to wander far. I think she might like us!

Don't worry Brown Boots. They're taking you to be re-heeled. Yeah, that's right, re-heeled. You won't feel a thing.
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Move! The cheetos anesthesia is wearing off!

Lute dute do do do do...dute do do do

I saw C 'n 'H make it onto several different blog sites. 14 &1/2 minutes of unclaimed fame, I 'spose?

Spot On! SpotfrickingOn!!

January 15, 2009 10:31 PM
Posted by: Penguin it on!
Poor Kimmie, she must be buzzing one out from all the self realization she had tonight!
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Britney doesn't have the parenting skills of a male penguin?

Kimmie-kins, a scareeeeeeees me!

Circus
The official soundtrack of mentally disabled fans!

Need I say more?! LOL

January 15, 2009 3:04 PM
Posted by: The Pink Wig
The ONE pair of Jeans from Jan/08, you're free! We heard you were being held hostage in a cardboard box in the attic. And someone threatened to cut your legs off and turn you into nasty pair of shorts if you ever showed up again. I'm so relieved you escaped. I always had faith you could walk without an occupant!

I promise, I won't tell the brown boots where you are!
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Oh nooooo YOU and I were talking behind OUR back.

Jamie thought throwing them in the furnace would exorcise the demons of the Squid Wig 'n F'ing Boots of Death. Little did he know that they could now crawl out under their own power! Star Wars geeks might blame evil Mitichlorines form the Dark Side, but we all know it was just mutated Spears' bacteria.

OMG! It spread to other sites?! Too much...LOL!

1045 lol
Damn!
I thought it was BLACKOUT, since they seem to have forgotten anything she did prior to the last five months!

Britney was hilarious on her two guest appearances on "How i Met Your Mother" so i think she would do great in the movie.

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I’m was so disappointed I missed my wake! If someone virtually cremates me again, please tell them to include Cops & Hostages in my next eulogy! ;)

Ohhhh how much FUN Carmine and the gyes were! LOL

I LOVED the gyes!

I think I saw it on no less than TMZ, Piggez Hilton, Dlisted, and somewhere else! Seriously. Always wondered who coined it!

If they try to leave it out.......they will get one of me in the behind!

Do you remember the night the gyes rumbled with the Reservoir Dogs?

Posted by: The Brown Boots
January 15, 2009 3:04 PM
Posted by: The Pink Wig
The ONE pair of Jeans from Jan/08, you're free! We heard you were being held hostage in a cardboard box in the attic. And someone threatened to cut your legs off and turn you into nasty pair of shorts if you ever showed up again. I'm so relieved you escaped. I always had faith you could walk without an occupant!

I promise, I won't tell the brown boots where you are!
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Oh nooooo YOU and I were talking behind OUR back.
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Umm, can't we all be friends?

Shitney played a man/sex crazed, man stealing, man chasing, air headed nutjob bimbo slut on that show. It wasn't method acting, just channeling her real life.

Thanks Brown Boots!

I think I saw it on no less than TMZ, Piggez Hilton, Dlisted, and somewhere else! Seriously. Always wondered who coined it!
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It fit the mood and moment, didn't it?! ;)

Well it is time for me to take the boots off for the night. G'nite and thanks for the laughs! C&H and Philip Morris and Lithium co-sponsored Cheeto Tour Ambulance.....Still laughing!

Being the ENTIRE cast of the Reservoir Dogs was exhausting! I had 5-6 questions coming at me at a time!

Do you remember who I became next? ;)

Shitney played a man/sex crazed, man stealing, man chasing, air headed nutjob bimbo slut on that show. It wasn't method acting, just channeling her real life.
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Art (and I use the term loosely) imitating life!

I don't remember.... I was ordering pine boxes and dealing with Al and Jesse most likely!!!

I have a good feeling that once the Meltdown Tour starts up again, Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler are going to be manning the capture nets again! This time it won't be a capture and release, but a transfer over to the UCLA Psyche Ward Non-Petting Zoo for long term observation!

Goodnight $0.02!

I adored Al & Jesse!

Has anyone seen Orlando Bloom?

I heard he was here.

Or more like Fart Imitating Strife!

Perkins and Fowler will be our go-to guys!

Real quick that was back in March. We were playing "Clue", as well!

Orlando Blooming Onion, slumming it? Naw!

Seriously, have you ever met a woman who said, I want to smell like Britney Spears? If you did, what was your time in the 1/4 mile? LOL!

It was Col. Britney in the water closet with a hostage!

I was Orlando and Balian! Everyone became confused except you. You tried explaining and finally gave up! LOL!

About a 1/4 is about as close as anyone could get without nose plugs!

I loved playing Clue!

Hmmm,
Miss Scarlet, in the Conservatory, with the Revolver.

http://x17online
.com/celebrities/britney_spears/brits_a_hit-03252008.php

Moll Flanders
Ridley
Oscar de la Hoya
J. Edgar
Frank Nitti
Quentin Tarantino

It is some thread I tell ya! Enjoy! Pups are waiting at the door!
Eliot Ness

It was Col. Britney in the water closet with a hostage!

ROTFL!

One night, we'll have to play Clue again. :)

1/4 mile AND downwind! ;)

Never really played Clue. Had a pool table and regular pool in the house/outside the house. I called them Bored Games. But each to their own, no hatin' from this hater! I won lots of $ in college!

LMAO! It was a hysterical night, Moll!

As always thanks for the laughs.

Goodnight $0.02!

The only time I played Clue was here! :D

A final thought: remember the poor guy who joined stopped by and thought he was looking for an Orlando Bloom fan site....... That poor fella walked in on a Gangster night, saw pics of Brit and Jglad's banter. Poor guy couldn't leave fast enough! LOL

Basically we used the characters names and incorporated the board game into punch lines. When you consider the element that normally posts here, you find creative ways to stay amused.

Movies casts were always fun!

It's about that time. Now all the 'brave' looney Britards will probably crawl in, plant a flag when no one is around, ad claim complete victory. A slight clue, but I'm not black.

http://
southpark.wikia.com/wiki/Token_"Black"_Williams

Britney shouldn't run away only working not rescaping froim her private life!She has to face many things and she is only now working, creating a new album, making a big tour!And now playing in sex in the city!If she carry on like this she will be in a bigger prison than the one she is already in!!!

Britney shouldn't run away only working not rescaping froim her private life!She has to face many things and she is only now working, creating a new album, making a big tour!And now playing in sex in the city!If she carry on like this she will be in a bigger prison than the one she is already in!!!

Britney shouldn't run away only working not rescaping froim her private life!She has to face many things and she is only now working, creating a new album, making a big tour!And now playing in sex in the city!If she carry on like this she will be in a bigger prison than the one she is already in!!!

Britney shouldn't run away only working not rescaping froim her private life!She has to face many things and she is only now working, creating a new album, making a big tour!And now playing in sex in the city!If she carry on like this she will be in a bigger prison than the one she is already in!!!

I REMEMBER that night like it was yestarday! He had NO idea what was happening. LOL!


When I became Balian, we tried to explain I was Orlando Bloom’s character in Kingdom of Heaven. It created MORE confusion! LOL!

Goodnight $0.02!

Never really played Clue. Had a pool table and regular pool in the house/outside the house. I called them Bored Games. But each to their own, no hatin' from this hater! I won lots of $ in college!
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Very cool, Shark!

I just want to make sure you know, I called you our Token Male because you were the only male on the board that night. It was nice having a guy join in the conversation for a change. I have a fond memory of you describing a metal bouquet of flowers for your girlfriend!

My last note, my 1st nite here I told some nutjob named something like Brian Dale Otungro (hell if I know) to give Shitney a chocolate bar in the shape of a pistol and he fa-reaked out and wanted to report it to someone like the Figmental Bureau of Imagination or something like that!

Ooops Add "you made"

He sounds like a nut! I think you've been here longer than me. Do you remember where else you met me?

Those ugly douchebags want someone pretty to carry off their gig is all and a big name, SJP is so ugly, the gay one I can't remember her name, Kristen is getting old and so is Kim
What sex in the city? YUCK

Ah Bronze. Dating a chica who works nights as a bartender. Schedules suck. Nachos.

Yes, bronze flowers!

I thought it was romantic.

I hope you have a good woman in you life.

Would you like the letter "r" that I left off the word YOUR? ;)

I will add that she is now very good at dealing with way overly frisky drunks wearing cheezy Tommy Bahama shirts!

Bonus Nachos

Thanks for the laughs!

Goodnight! :)

I will add that she is now very good at dealing with way overly frisky drunks wearing cheezy Tommy Bahama shirts!


She sounds like a smart woman too!

I hope the two of you share as much happiness,
- as my husband and I have known.

Goodnight! :)

You people are so damn stupid. You talk shit about Britney not having any ability to make any decision about anything in her life from her clothing that she wears to what she eats. Then you turn around and bitch because she does not have controlling custody of her kids even though she was under conservatorship and could not make decisions herself at the time she did that. You bitch about her day in and day out when she is #1 Globally in Album sales of Circus for the 4th straight week. My God get over it already. You have to go back a year ago and bitch about stories that we all know about and this was while she was under the influence of major drugs. Who the hell in Hollywood hasn't been on drugs? Who isn't a whore? You all keep talking about SJP and she fugly as hell. Britney bald looks better than that ugly broad who is married to a very gay Matthew Broderick. Its like you get your juicies by picking about Britney. I don't give a shit but I do get sick of the same shit every day. Damn you have to go back a year ago like nobody knows and you are giving an update and you talk about kidnapping as if it really happened that way. You claim she hurt her child which is not what the police said. She did not hurt her child or I am sure she would have went to jail for it. Are you that dense. I think yes you are. Britney is tough as nails and she is coming at you like you have never seen the likes of and all this is making you crazy bitches become even act more pathetic than usual. You can't affect change in millions. You are just a bunch of lasy, whiny, crabby cyberidiots who whine daily about Britney Spears and you are so fukced up. You remember that you were here last year and the conversations like it is something to be proud of and celebrate. LMAO. And you think you are not pathetic losers with no life. WTF!

"Figmental Bureau of Imagination"

This is one of my favorite lines, it always makes me smile and laugh. :D

...my pillow is waiting!

12:04

No shit, is this a convention for pathetic losers or what reminiscing about shit that happened over a year ago. I bet these are some fat ugly stupid uneducated trailer trash ho's. They are not too bright or they wouldn't bring up the fact that they were here last year same place. Dum fux for sure. hehe! The only thing this site is good for is a laugh anymore. These ho's have made complete asses out theirselves and are to stupid to even recognize. I'm with you they some dumb ass bitches. Britney is a hot woman and they jealous bitches obsessed beyond belief knowing where to find archived threads so they can find their posts that they think makes them sound so cool. Meanwhile back at the mansion Britney is working on her tour and bring in million on her album and playing with her kids. You people need shrinks big time.

12:04/12:11 Google:
A THEORY OF COMMAND AND CONTROL: A REPLY TO ELYN SAKS

Enjoy the nightmare, ya'll!

Meanwhile back at the prison, the Phillip Morris/Lithium sponsored Cheeto Ambulance straps down it’s cheese-scented cargo and heads for the nearest rubber room.

Lute dute do do do do...dute do do do

Buh Bye!!!

January 15, 2009 6:54 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Ok, in the past she did SOMETHING that was more than enough to lose custody of her kids. And she does NOT have custody, only visitation. In the present, she had one last good chance to fight against the custody situation and her the c-ship, which was the only way that she could have ever hoped to get any custody back. Instead, she chose to to do the only thing she could to get insurance for her tour. Not fight for custody, like any parent who puts the relationship with their kids first, but she chose her career over her kids. If this is some sort of conspiracy or travesty of justice, then why hasn't she screamed at the top of her lungs about it every time a mic is out in front of her? Personally, I'm happy she chose her career over her kids, because it shows what her real priorities are and it keeps the kids from being subjected to more trauma. There are also countless other things that show what a piece of crap she is! I will never feel sorry for her and I will not fall for any stupid and lame arguments her lame fans try to create as some sort of bullsh1t guilt trip! You fans are only encouraging her negative behavior, while others, like myself, speak against it. I guess that's how it's going to be.

January 15, 2009 6:54 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Ok, in the past she did SOMETHING that was more than enough to lose custody of her kids. And she does NOT have custody, only visitation. In the present, she had one last good chance to fight against the custody situation and her the c-ship, which was the only way that she could have ever hoped to get any custody back. Instead, she chose to to do the only thing she could to get insurance for her tour. Not fight for custody, like any parent who puts the relationship with their kids first, but she chose her career over her kids. If this is some sort of conspiracy or travesty of justice, then why hasn't she screamed at the top of her lungs about it every time a mic is out in front of her? Personally, I'm happy she chose her career over her kids, because it shows what her real priorities are and it keeps the kids from being subjected to more trauma. There are also countless other things that show what a piece of crap she is! I will never feel sorry for her and I will not fall for any stupid and lame arguments her lame fans try to create as some sort of bullsh1t guilt trip! You fans are only encouraging her negative behavior, while others, like myself, speak against it. I guess that's how it's going to be.

meh.
I'm a vampire in SL...

12:11

Things can get clique-ish around here. Do you want to be my x17 buddy? I dont have friends here either. You can come over to my trailer and we'll have a sleep over. I'll just bring the matress back inside from the dumpster. We can do each others hair and talk about britney together. Sound fun?

Funny, when you think of Sex, you dont like to think about this fas eyed, brain dead cow, SHES INFESTED WITH CRAZY, so I dont think it will help their cause at all. THIS IS JUST PURE WISHFUL THINKING ON THE CLITARDS AND X17'S PART, DREAM ON LOSERS YOUR IDOL HAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TALENT AT ALL EXCEPT THE TALENT OF LEAVING HER KIDS BEHIND AND PUTING THEM ON THE VERY BOTTOM OF HER TO DO LIST. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER GIVES UP HER KIDS FOR A LITTLE FAME ??????????

January 16, 2009 12:04 AM
Posted by: Anonymous

You're the Spears Machine's dream come true.

Malleable much?

DREAM ON LOSERS YOUR IDOL HAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TALENT AT ALL EXCEPT THE TALENT OF LEAVING HER KIDS BEHIND AND PUTING THEM ON THE VERY BOTTOM OF HER TO DO LIST.
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I am shocked they finally made her to-do list! Impressive!

1204
I like Britney Spears to.
But I don't understand why are you
picking on them people?
They didn't do nuthing to you.
They come here and are funny and happy and know lots about Britney.
You were mean to them for no reasons and should be nicer. You seems mad that you don't no people here for that long like they do. Most of the stuff they said was not even about Britney. They are like comedys and funny. You should not be so serious, it makes you sound mean and crazey.

12:04
You are so far beyond being able to understand anything anyone here says that this is just converging on uselessness. The really sad part is that you really believe that you're winning. You are a shocking waste of natural resources - kindly re-integrate yourself into the food-chain. Once again THIS is NOT a fan site, you mindless thread troll.

yesssssssss!!!

Did you know that back in the day,

Gary colemans' parents tried to put him under c-ship? The judge ended up ruling in coleman's favor...soon after that, he accused his parents of taking advantage of him. As it were, his parents were found guilty of stealing large amounts of money from him.


...I just thought I would share that. Seems a familiar pattern sometimes...

www.kutv.com/content/news/local/story/Utah-police-respond-to-Gary-Coleman-calls-more/KBjKmFU-x0-ojsPHslgZ4A.cspx

hahahaha yeah.....he isnt really the most sane person out there.. but..yeah. maybe that was a bad example....

IMO: K-fed doesn't seem healthy and I am cerntainly NOT referring to his weight or vanity! In less than one month it appears as if he put on nearly 50 pounds! I hope for the sake of the boys there isn't an underlying medical condition. He has never been obese before. There is a grave difference between the "People" cover and the 12/31 pics.

THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE WANT BRITNEY SPEARS IS TO BOOST THEIR RATINGS!!!!!!!!! It certainly isn't because she is talented and every one knows this.

I'm glad you liked the story. LOL

Seems a familiar pattern sometimes...

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...and sometimes not! :)

“Sands claimed the theft is on a grand scale, involving racketeering, wire fraud and money laundering, and that the theft occurred prior to the conservatorship taking place and continues still.”

www.mtv.com/news/articles/1582277/20080225/spears_britney.jhtml

Sometimes people willingly put their assets in the wrong hands.

The key words are “the theft occurred prior to the conservatorship.”

The words “and continues still” are irrelevant.

I know what Sands was referencing when he made those comments.

Would you like to play Monopoly tonight?

Dibs on the shoe! ;)

Wow. I hope he's alright, $0.02

Well, you’re gone and I have plans.

I’ll check this thread tonight.

Remember...

He is a media consultant and his client was a lawyer. The “theft” charge was purposefully vague. He didn’t specify names or dates. Think hyperbole! Otherwise you’ll be disappointed.

I don't even know why this conversation turned to sands. why is this coming up? ..subject is too loaded..oh well.

Sounds like fun! I get the Terrier! If Officer Mallory sends me to jail, Do I will I get to go in... the PMCS Ambulance? I will bring my "Onyx" Edition! (I will keep my Wizzard of OZ Edition close by, just in case we feel like clicking our heels!)
Time for some sled riding with the teens! I am sure sitting with the laptop and some gourmet cocoa will be in order this evening!

12:50 AM
Where do you get this info from. Are you an employee of the Spears or something or a spy? You are so in the know. My hero even. Cause I know I read where the cops said the kid wasn't injured and it was stand operating procedure to have the kid checked out and he was checked out and sent home with Kevin Federline. She's been under c-ship so how is it that she is making decisions for herself? I thought the c-ship meant somebody else was making decisions for her. How couuld she fight for her kids if she was druged up by Sam Lutfi. Do you have more info than we have heard from dead sites like this one and other sites and what has been on TV and in the National Enquirer. Do you know. I have been waiting for someone to explain this to me cause there is always people talking saying she had a choice in all this. I thought if she was all drugged up she was being led around by Sam and Adnan and being told what to do by them and then the hospital stay and the c-ship and a court order that she could not make decisions for herself so when could she fight for her kids? when was she free? Are you an employee? Is this all just to keep her in the news. You mean she don't spend lots of time with her kids? She don't take them for weeks at a time now? Sounds like somebody is making stuff up. I bet it is the Spears. I bet Kevin poor fat guy who is probably over eating from a broken heart cause he can't get his greedy hands on anymore of her money and she is making millions right now and he is eating to help his pain since money is his real love and he just wants to be a wigger rapper. Poor guy. I wish to dedicate a song to him. "Cry Me a River" for Kevin by Justin Timberlake should be appropriate don't ya think??? Boo Fukcing Hoo!!!!

2:22

LMAO!!! HAHA HEHE HAHA Yep they ho's on this site. Nobody love them and they jealous of Britney cause if you seek Amy is about people that want Britney like they do. I know she won't kiss them. She don't like ugly fat cyber ho's.

2:22

LMAO!!! HAHA HEHE HAHA Yep they ho's on this site. Nobody love them and they jealous of Britney cause if you seek Amy is about people that want Britney like they do. I know she won't kiss them. She don't like ugly fat cyber ho's.

Britney won Best International Female Artist & Best Video at the NRJ Awards in France. Man she wins everything. Nobody can come close to her in awards for 2008 albums. The world loves Brit. She rocks.

What did she win an award for? Miming or Arm Flapping?

oh yeah you are SO right...britney didn't have control over anything, she was just a puppet without her own mind, she just let everyone make her decisions..oh and the "drugs" she was on, yeah, that's what made her lose interest in her kids, and make bad decisions...it was ALL everyone elses' fault, and NEVER ever did she make a conscious decision by herslf. all those "drugs" made her say/do/feel/be all those things you hate. It wasn't her natural personality, oh no, it was the "drugs" she was on...R I G H T. I don't care HOW high you are, or what drugs you are on...they don't *make* you want to neglect your kids, if anything, the drugs just made it easier for her to neglect her kids. Personally, I wouldn't care how many pills you fed me, sober or not, I would STILL want to see my kids. You blame this apparent "drugging" on every f*cking thing she did wrong, but it doesn't f*cking fly with me, you know? because if i had kids, i dont care HOW HIGH you got me, I would still want to see my kids. You blame everything on her being drugged, and nothing on her at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are a f*cking jackass.wake the F*CK UP ALREADY.

Terrier, are you here?

When I called dibs, I forgot there was only one shoe!

Let me know when you’re ready.

I’ll lace up one running shoe! ;)

2:22, you're just another sucker who thinks that Britney is just a complete victim of everyone else. Too bad the courts don't agree with you and specifically named it as her problem and took away custody. And if she was such a victim, why didn't she, her father, or anyone else come out and raise a big stink about it? Maybe because if it all came out, it wouldn't look good for her and would damage the all important profit margin.

i luv the terrier! its a hot dog!

I used to watch this shit when i was 11 er 12...home grown canadian shit.
http://www. youtube.com/watch?v=wB1eQrCBw0k
not so funny now for some reason.

8:37 I'm going to post a handful of links tonight. Some will find them interesting, others dull. I hope you don't mind the discussion.

Hey 842, I removed the space between the period: but still got this: "The URL contained a malformed video ID."
Can you check the link again. Thx

And that quote was from YouTube.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB1eQrCBw0k

eh..an old kids in the hall sketch..nothing really funny...just had to do with terriers lol

anyway I just dont understand people saying she didnt understand anything because she was "hopped" up ..I think it's BS...no amount of substance will make you an asshole, YOU do that by yourself...its nothing but a scapegoat for all the reasons she was a pathetic excuse for a mother...

It’s getting late, so I’m going to start. Maybe we can talk later tonight.

I have been following the Bernard Madoff story. Sadly, sometimes people willingly put their assets in the wrong hands. As far as I know, she wasn’t hurt by the Madoff scandal. But she was involved in another with a long history. I collected a handful of links and will begin posting them. Some can be read quickly, others are better bookmarked.

P.S.
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Bernard Madoff - A Web of Deception

http:// news.muckety.com/madoff


www.muckety.com/Bernard-L-Madoff-Investment-Securities/5020257.muckety

The Monopoly game began before 2003. It is drawing to a close. The men in the top hats and monocles made up their own rules. Each player provided their own cash for the bank. The chance cards are high risk. Players who go to jail won‘t get another roll of the dice. There are no Get Out of Jail Free cards. Free parking is in the Caribbean. The community chest is in receivership.

The names and dates are important!

May 11, 2003

Oops, I lost cash again
Britney Spears slips up as hedge fund collapses, writes Paul Lashmar

www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/oops-i-lost-cash-again-538336.html

Terrier, it‘s the other 'geyes'! ;)

Feb 25 2008

Britney Spears Has Been Robbed, Her Self-Proclaimed Lawyer Insists
Jon Eardley plans to file federal-court papers on the singer's behalf alleging wire fraud, money laundering, racketeering.

“Sands claimed the theft is on a grand scale, involving racketeering, wire fraud and money laundering, and that the theft occurred prior to the conservatorship taking place and continues still.”

“Sands claimed that there is an ongoing criminal investigation into the matter, but declined to say which agency was involved. As a result, he said, his office has been broken into and documents have been allegedly stolen and/or erased from his computer. "Lives have been threatened," Sands said. "People are being intimidated. It's terrorism. I don't want to make any accusations, but we're talking the financial rape of Britney Spears."

www.mtv.com/news/articles/1582277/20080225/spears_britney.jhtml

His portentous foreshadowing was a bit much, don’t you think?

The lawyer "without a client" and his media consultant failed to persuade a federal court to break the conservatorship.

To thank them for playing they won dinner for two at Olive Garden, a year's supply of turtle wax and a home version of the Hollywood Conspiracy Game™

LOL!

September 9, 2008

IRS to auction off mansion of indicted mogul Michael Lauer - lawn uncut
By Carol Eisenberg

http:// news.muckety.com/2008/09/09/irs-to-auction-mansion-of-indicted-mogul-michael-lauer-lawn-as-is/4902

September 23, 2008

Securities Law Summary
SEC wins $1.1B Hedge Fund Fraud Suit Against Lauer and Lancer Management
Securities and Exchange Commission v. Michael Lauer, et al. No. 9:03-cv-80612-KAM, United States District Court for the Southern District of Florida

Companies Mentioned: Lancer Management Group II, LLC, Lancer Management Group, LLC, Lancer Offshore, Inc., Lancer Partners, LP, LSPC, LLC, LSPV, Inc., Omnifund, Ltd.

www.lawupdates.com/summary/sec_wins_11b_hedge_fund_fraud_suit_against_lauer_and_lancer_management

January 2009

Invest in a hedge and you play near the edge
By Luis Millan

www.thebottomlinenews.ca/index.php?section=article&articleid=220

The SEC and the United States District Court for the Southern District of Florida have a mountain of documents. Forensic Accountants and a court-appointed Receiver are handling the mess.

www.hunton.com/search/search.aspx?qu=Lancer+

Streisand and Grossman said her estate was worth $40 million and suggested it could sustain more losses. Forbes estimates of her wealth at $100-120 million. Forbes didn’t account for any loses with Lancer Management Group II, LLC, the $17 million dollar IRS audit, the pending lawsuit Wright Entertainment Group, LLC v. .Britney Spears. (9th Cir. Business Court). Wright’s lawyer estimates the damages $5 million. Nor did Forbes account for a small state tax bill, small lawsuits and the millions she has spent in legal and medical bills etc.

Liked Kids in the Hall, maybe shoot it out anyway.
And I agree with you, it makes me scratch my head too. If anything, how they're having to drug test and weed out people to keep drugs away from her would tend to be aimed at drug seeking behavior and not someone sneaking in and forcing drugs upon her.

It’s also worth remembering her spending was out of control before the conservatorship. Her savings were virtually non-existent.

www.tmz.com/2007/11/01/brit-and-k-fed-a-tale-of-two-bank-accounts/

How much is her estate worth? Who knows!

Despite speculation to the contrary, the co-conservators are not plundering her assets. They are cleaning up an enormous mess.

Despite speculation to the contrary, the co-conservators are not plundering her assets. They are cleaning up an enormous mess.
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Might this explain why a tour was booked so soon after the conservatorship was put in place?

Streisand and Grossman said her estate was worth $40 million and suggested it could sustain more losses. Forbes estimates of her wealth at $100-120 million.
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Who were the trustees of the SJB Trust directly prior to the conservatorship being put in place?

Who were the trustess of the SJB Trust prior to December 2006?

Might this explain why a tour was booked so soon after the conservatorship was put in place?
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Probably. But your guess is as good as mine. I do know this, once a person acquires wealth it's difficult to lose it. Case in point, the Madoff scandal led to at least one suicide.

Besides, the court makes sure that expenses are legally accounted for. They are very particular about #s and people being literally accountable.

Actually, I know a multi-millionaire ($25M or so, at one time) and he lost about 20 in about one year before he hired a person to run both his professional and personal finances. He said he made a some bad investments, but crapped away a lot of it too. And he's a pretty smart person too! As for Britney, it sounds like a fool and her $ were quickly parted.

Who were the trustees of the SJB Trust directly prior to the conservatorship being put in place? Who were the trustess of the SJB Trust prior to December 2006?

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She controlled (and I mean that in the most liberal sense of the word) the trust until she was incapacitated. She designated individuals run her businesses but ultimately she is responsible for her financial oversight.

Besides, the court makes sure that expenses are legally accounted for. They are very particular about #s and people being literally accountable.

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Exactly!

Wasn't Lynn the trustee?

As for Britney, it sounds like a fool and her $ were quickly parted.
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Agreed!

What did they say she supposedly lost? $60M-80M?

You've read the SJB trust documents, right?

Uh, talking to me? Someone posted a copy link here and I whipped through, so I didn't retain much of it.

too young+too much money+stress+ not enough level headed fam = a very unhappy person. Trust..I hate this girl, but I can't even feel angry with her..I just think she should wake up one day

And I just jumped in as Anon when you were talking to another Anon. Just so you know.

There are many reason to dislike Sam. However, he’s not a criminal genius mastermind who squandered her fortune either. (I laughed typing that one!) This began long before the two met.

im not an anon really...someone could jump in @ any sec and chew me out..dont give a shit.

Forbes estimated her estate at $100-120 million (without accounting for loses). Streisand and Grossman told the court her estate was worth $40 million.

I agree her problems existed before that time period, but Luftu walked away with a lot and also just watched others walk away with a lot too. Just to warn you, I just came back from a few beers.

haha nah sam is no genuis...i think ppl give him too much credit...this girl is a character all on her own, she was her own problem before anyone ever met her... i have been trying to say that for a while...i have never thought he was a criminal genius...nor have i ever felt he was the reason for her downfall... I get annoyed when I hear people protecting a 27 year old woman who knew better...

And I just jumped in as Anon when you were talking to another Anon. Just so you know.
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I'll try to find a link to the trust documents, so you can read it.

Yup, thought it was 60-80.

im not an anon really...someone could jump in @ any sec and chew me out..dont give a shit.
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Would you like to be the race car? ;)

No, that's okay, my attention span is a bit short tonight. Lawyer speak=Meehhh, maybe not tonight.

yes, i will be the fararri pls...fast and fierce...not sure what hit em..thats the life for me...

Oh, I've seen dumbasses do lots of damage, so agreed. Plus, He screwed himself badly just admitting to a reporter that he was crushing tons of meds up! Derrrrrrrr!

No, that's okay, my attention span is a bit short tonight. Lawyer speak=Meehhh, maybe not tonight.
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I know exactly what you’re saying about legalese! I feel the same way. I’ll locate the link another night and leave it in this thread, okay?

I get annoyed when I hear people protecting a 27 year old woman who knew better...

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I’ve wanted to ask two questions for months. Am I the only one who is annoyed that a 27 year old, mother of two toddlers is still being called a girl? When should a female stop being called a girl?

Im too stupid to understand lawyer talk...i guess.....can I ask a question? Why, do some people insist on talking in such a complicated way, when it can be explained in laments terms? I just dont understand why, unless you want some ppl to get it, and others not.. ok i'll shut up but really..i just wonder.

Just to warn you, I just came back from a few beers.
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Okay, thanks for the heads up! ;)

personally I had to grow up very fast...so I am very annoyed ..not just because of the special treatment...but because it will not do her any good in the long run...and Im not sure..perhaps it is because she sort of grew up in the lime light, so people feel a little more pain for her...

laments terms?
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It's layman’s terms but your way is much better! :D

The word 'girl' does seem to be used to excuse her bad judgment.

lol..yes we'll just say my way is better for tonight..at least you understood...as you can see, I am no lawyer...I dont have any awards sitting on my shelf...but I don't count myself out of anything..I don't have a lot of education but I don't think I'm stupid just because of that..ehh..anyway...I don't know.

Oh, I've seen dumbasses do lots of damage, so agreed. Plus, He screwed himself badly just admitting to a reporter that he was crushing tons of meds up! Derrrrrrrr!

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Agreed. It was the stupidest thing he could have said! It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy! ;)

lol..yes we'll just say my way is better for tonight..at least you understood...as you can see, I am no lawyer...I dont have any awards sitting on my shelf...but I don't count myself out of anything..I don't have a lot of education but I don't think I'm stupid just because of that..ehh..anyway...I don't know.

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I'm not a lawyer either I guess that means we're both lucky! :)

I'm need coffee.

See my point?

Make that *I* need coffee. LOL!

too young+too much money+stress+ not enough level headed fam = a very unhappy person. Trust..I hate this girl, but I can't even feel angry with her..I just think she should wake up one day

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Hopefully she will wake up soon!

Her children are only 2 and 3 years old. She has missed a lot.

One bad sentence needs to be corrected so it‘s clear.

She designated individuals *to* run her businesses but ultimately she *was* responsible for financial oversight.

www.etonline.com/documents/bspears_trust_080214_et.pdf

What do you mean, the last movie didn't do well? It did FABULOUS! Let's keep it that way, and keep BS out of it..PLEEEZE?

this is the most stupid idea ive ever heard.... seriously... why do this to an amazing movie? wtf... first jennifer hudson, now brit?? there characters just dont make sense, totally unnecessary

She’s up, she’s down, she’s happy, she’s sad. Now she acts? It seems like the only constant in Brittney’s life is her stellar music – just read some of the reader written reviews on EverHype (they’re a great new site that lets readers hype movies, music, and games that they love and hate – check them out at www.everhype.com/?utm_source=bc). I hope that this works better than her last movie.