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Stars' New Year's Resolutions Revealed!
Posted on Wed Jan 3, 2007 11:25 AM PDT
Click through to see what resolutions Britney, Paris, Jake, Lindsay, Justin, Nicole and Brandon made for 2007!
Britney:
"I know y'all thought I was gonna say 'to wear underwear', but I already did that, so I guess I'd say to be a little less country, a little more rock n roll!"
Paris:
"To finish reading 'War and Peace'...oh and to make sure that c*nt Lindsay Lohan is blacklisted from all the best parties."
Jake:
"To spend less time on this bike...my balls are killing me!"
Lindsay:
"To become the spokesperson for VOSS water."
Justin:
"Now that I'm apparently single, I'd like to bring N*SYNC back...Lance and I used to pull a ton of girls...oh wait..."
Nicole:
"To maintain my goal weight of 85 lbs."
Brandon:
"To take the big guy with me wherever I go, he makes me look thin!"
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Comments
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funny stuff
I HATE BRANDON HE IS A GREASY OIL HEIR FOR A REASON, HE IS FAT AND UGLY, WHY DO ALL THOS ECUTE GIRLS HANG WITH HIM?HE MUST BUYING THEIR LOVE/FRIENDSHIP HA!
Last One:
HiLaRiOuS!!!!
Funny but untrue.
Paris Hilton said her New Year's resolutions are to be more aware of others and give back. I think this shows real growth.
Her visiting sick kids was an honest gesture, it's no secret that Paris loves kids and wants some of her own.
There was also a poster who mentioned that her mom works at children's hospital in California, and Paris Hilton does lots of good deeds the public isn't aware of.
Moreover, implying that Paris Hilton is stupid is really unfair. She obviously has enough intelligence to pull in more money than anyone on this board.
I read Tolstoy's "War and Peace" in one night and I don't think I'm more intelligent than a person who hasn't read it.
I just love books,Paris loves business.
WHO IS THAT GIGANTIC WHALE BEHIND BRANDON DAVIS???
OR SHOULD I ASK, WHICH OF THEM IS THE GIGANTIC WHALE?
leave nicole alone
lol, funny.
That is brandons brother behind him
Yeah, you might have read the cliff notes version of War & Peace in one night, but not the whole book!
Nice try
U ALL GO TO HELL!! The guy who is behind brandon davis is overweight but he has feelings! stop calling him a whale or fatass, he looks normal to me.. u all who make fun of him are heartless bastards, u need to look in the mirrors cuz i bet all of u who make fun of him are ugly inside and out and only make fun of him to feel better about ur ugly selfs..
LMAO!!! I knew that whale had to be related to Brandon, as oil heirs they both can afford to join a gym and lose a good 100 lbs.
If Brandon wasn't such a DICK, no one would pick on his weight.
Paris should make suicide a way of "giving back"
Britney should make hers to spend time with her SONS and to invest in some PANTS, and cover up her horrible legs.
If Brandon wasn't such a DICK, no one would pick on his weight.
Paris should make suicide a way of "giving back"
Britney should make hers to spend time with her SONS and to invest in some PANTS, and cover up her horrible legs.
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the last one is so good, so funny
brandon davis needs to resolve to read a couple books about karma
www.carpemundus.com - live by the sword...
brandons is so hilarious roofles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brandon...hilarious roofles!!!!!!!
I believe it more like this in the way of resolutions for the following:
Brittany: To have a new hit CD and tour so she can continue to support K-Loser and afford the nanny to watch her kids so she can continue slutlusterious lifestyle!
Paris: To make sure that everyone knows that she can out drink Lindsay and Brittany anytime, anyday!
Jake: To go on a bike ride with Paris and Brittany and out drink them anytime, anyday!
Lindsay: Hoping that her, Paris and Brittany will have a pole dance contest! underwear optional!!!
Because I think Lindsay is dying to show us her cooch!!
Justin: To find another girl that fucks like cameron did!! Dumbshit!
Nicole: To judge that pole dancing contest! Hopefully no weight requirements!!
Brandon: To shake his drug dealer image! Oh no then they won't take pictures of me! never mind!!
Did Cameron and Justin break up?
It's about time!!!
i think britney stilllll the ONE
i think britney stilllll the ONE
I don't have to justify myself to you,Nickelcrap. Maybe Cliffnotes is what YOU work with.
It's always the underachievers who try to put people down who accomplish things. Jealous haters!
I don't have to justify myself to you,Nickelcrap. Maybe Cliffnotes is what YOU work with.
It's always the underachievers who try to put people down who accomplish things. Jealous haters!
I don't have to justify myself to you,Nickelcrap. Maybe Cliffnotes is what YOU work with.
It's always the underachievers who try to put people down who accomplish things. Jealous haters!
I don't have to justify myself to you,Nickelcrap. Maybe Cliffnotes is what YOU work with.
It's always the underachievers who try to put people down who accomplish things. Jealous haters!
ok was that supposed to be a joke with nicole trying to maintain 85 lbs?? i dunt get it?
ok was that supposed to be a joke with nicole trying to maintain 85 lbs?? i dunt get it?
SHITNEY'S NEW YEARS RESOLUTION SHOULD BE TO JUST DISAPPEAR FOREVER SO WE'LL BE ALL SPARED FROM HER UGLY FACE, TREE TRUNK LEGS, THICK HEAVILY LINED WRESTLER'S NECK AND OVERALL NASTINESS.
GO BACK TO THE TRAILER PARK SHITNEY SMEARS.
Britney lost it after Justin dumped her and she never recovered from it. I feel really bad for her.
She made a big mistake having kids with Federline while on the rebound.I really hope this will be a better year for Brit.
And I hope Nicole can find love again, she deserves to be happy.
I also hoope that Paris will get the happy marriage she desires and that Nicky will find happiness.
It's not very nice to wish bad things on people because whatever we send into the lives of others comes back into our own.
Mean people suck.
jejejejej paris eyes - gurl get that shit fix ur eyes are simply shit fuckt up bitch.
Dea is also known as Paris Hilton---what a lameass trying to influence the public opinion of her. It's too late.
Word is she is a pathetic narcissistic whore.
reading this made me fall off my chair..haha..
Britney Spears: i hope brit gets help..she is probably depressed after everything that had happened to her..i hope she lets go of her white trash image..I know she has a good heart and will be back on track soon...
Paris Hilton: whenever I look at a picture of her, i see slutiness and STDs..hope she gets rid of herself by killing herself..she is a walking STD!!!HAAHA
Nicole Richie: an anorexic that will disappear soon...tsktsk...let the girl eat some potatoes..
Lindsay Lohan: She is a trashy millionaire..Get into a rehab..ur freakin alcoholic...Gosh, I wish I was a millionaire minus the trashiness of course!
YALL SHOULD LOOK UP TO ANGELINA JOLIE..SHE IS MUCH HOTTER THAN YOU SLUTS AND YET SHE DOES SOMETHING FOR THE COMMON GOOD! NOW WHO CAN BEAT THAT!!!!
You'd think Paris would wan't to fix that severe wonk.
Paris Has a wonk cuz shes stoned all the time, maybe she should share with nicole so she'd get the munchies & gain some weight. I like 'em both though.
Am I the only one who has noticed that the guy behind Brandon is wearing a skirt???!!!
I hope Britney and Justin get back together this year.
How can people let themselves get so fat? Esp. when they are so rich? What else does he have to do but work out and have his personal chef make him Oprah fries?
LOL
thats so true, Brandon Davis looks thinner with that guy
Maybe Britney should just embrace her country ass and move to Tennesse so that we all don't have to hear from her again - I am sure that there are some comfy double wides for sale in a nice part of town there! Oh and PLEASE - leave Justin alone - he was lucky to be rid of her!!! He is so full of talent that she would have sucked him dry and dragged him down with her. He escaped!!!Good for him!! Run, Justin, Run and don't look back!!!
And why is Paris still famous??? She is a well dressed pot head whore. It irks me to no end that a person like her is driving such a sweet ride...and it was given to her as a gift!!!!! Even worse!
Brandon's resolution should be to shower....daily....with soap....and water!
I heard that a psychic predicted that Nicole will die from her "eating disorder" (read drug addiction) this new year. Sad!
Don't forget that 80% of resolutions are broken....that will be interesting to watch!
HAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! U GO PARIS LUV YA DARLING...DOWN WITH FIRECROTCH THE REAL-LIFE-DRAMA-QUEEN!!! FUKIN HATE LOHAN HERPES WHORE!!!
LUV POPO
haha look at Paris'eyes how differently dey r... she used 2 b prettier?
you're all gay.
The fuck is wrong with Paris eye, she should wear an eye patch or something.
She looks retarded
Heard Paris wears contacts to make her brown eyes blue. Anyone seen any pictures of her as a child?
Britney i think you should be who you wanted be.