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The Reviews Are In! - Critics Say Brit's Circus Was So-So ...

Posted on Wed Mar 4, 2009 10:35 AM PDT

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Despite our prayers and best wishes, Brit didn't exactly get rave reviews for Circus' opening night!

I mean, it wasn't all bad, but from what we've been reading online, I'd say she'd get about a "C" - not stellar, but not sucky.

Brit showcased jugglers, a martial arts routine, acrobats, gymnastics, and the death of Perez Hilton (yay!) all in the introduction! Then the show really began, with Britney's three-ring circus in four acts: "Circus," "House of Fun," "Freakshow/Peepshow," and "Electro Circ." It was a flurry of costumes and set changes, dancers and performers and most reviewers of the show thought it was TOO much.

She opened with "Circus" and "Piece of Me" as she was lowered onto the stage in a cage, then she went on to perform "Radar" as a pole dance in a sexy bra get-up. Then "Everytime," a ballad, was done from swing (hasn't she done that before?)

The "Freakshow" portion of the show was real chaos with so many people on stage you could hardly even find Britney amid the mess. At least she did "I'm a Slave 4 U," which made the crowd go wild.

Britney ended the night with "Womanizer" and a reprise of "Circus," giving the crowd just what they wanted.

Here's what some of the reviewers said ...

from MTV.com:

    At times, Britney herself is almost dwarfed by the spectacle. She looks great in her myriad of outfits (Genie! Drill Sergeant! Kinda Stripper!) And she can still move with the best of them ... it's just, well, she's almost lost in the sheer hugeness of the production around her ... And by the time she said good night ... she looked exhausted. But happy. And why not? She brought the circus to her hometown, and it was a huge, sold-out, screaming success. It probably just would've benefited from a little more Britney Spears, that's all.

from the AP:

    The "Circus" tour was another strong step in the right direction. Spears didn't interact much with the crowd — the only thing she uttered to the audience was "Thank you, New Orleans" at the end of the nearly two-hour show — and appeared at times to be lip-synching. But fans didn't seem to care, screaming wildly at the first sight of Spears, who descended from the ceiling on hoops suspended by wires, wearing a short red and black ringmaster ensemble."

from USA Today:

    Finally, it was just her grinding away with a muscleman. And there was music involved as well ... en the massive size of the center stage (painted to look like a target — we get it, Brit) and the non-stop visual and sonic bombast, the pop princess sometimes got swallowed up.

from People.com:

    Don't call it a comeback quite yet. Britney Spears still isn't all the way there.

From Us Weekly:

    Even though Spears didn't interact much with the audience (and appeared to be lip-synching at times), fans went wild as she performed hits like "Womanizer" (in a cop costume) and her classic "Baby One More Time."



I think Brit would agree -- don't call it a comeback, she's been here for years. At the end of the day, call it great, call it a success, and I'm sure Queen B will be happy :)

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Posted by: Anonymous

The huge spectacle is to make the audience forget that Britney can not sing or dance.



Posted by: Anonymous

x 17 put here ALL THE REVIEWS FOR THE CIRCUS TOUR..SOME OTHER REVIEWS SAID THAT THIS TOUR IS A COMEBACK SUCCESSFUL AND BRITNEY SPEARS WAS AT HER BEST..
PUT HERE ALL THE REVIEWS..



Posted by: Anonymous

Untalented, child-neglecting skank with no brain.



Posted by: Anonymous

she CAN DANCE ASSHOLE..SHE PROVES THAT YESTERDAY NIGHT..SHE DANCE LIKE SHE USED TO BUT NOW SHE HAS DIFFERENT CHOREOGRAPHER..GET THAT?



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Posted by: Anonymous

She IS back doing what she does best, puttng on a spectacular show



Posted by: Brian

I don't consider this a C. She did have a LOT going on and such but the fans loved it and isn't that who she is catering to? I have yet to read one negative review from a fan in attendance. "Appeared to be lip syncing"? That's how much these reviewers know about Britney (who ALWAYS has lip synced) and her performances.



Posted by: Anonymous

when she has an extra 100 million dollars in the bank from this tour these silly little coments wont mean a thing



Posted by: Em

GREAT SHOW BRITNEY!! CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR CONTINUED EFFORT TO GIVE THE PUBLIC YOUR BEST AFTER ALL YOU'VE BEEN THRU!

I challenge ANY critics to do even half of what this performer did on that hot stage last night! She's come a long way and its time for people to lighten up, reward her with positive compliments.

Keep up the great show Britney, everyone at that concert last night showed you we support your sincere effort at keeping your life on track!

Hip hip hooray for Britney!!



Posted by: Barbara

She's is the best popstar .... I was in New orleans last night..She was spectacular...I consider A...Post my rewie like part of the audience.



Posted by: Barbara

She's is the best popstar .... I was in New orleans last night..She was spectacular...I consider A...Post my rewie like part of the audience.



Posted by: Jared

This "tour" have to change. Jamie King is NOT givin' his best fro Britney. Here are the things to FIX IT NOW!:
-Gimme More: HAVE and MUST SING THIS SONG. It's her anthem, how dare she don't perfom this song!!!
-NOT the Duffy cover: Britney have a lot of songs and we know it. She perform only 3 songs from Circus, so better she change this track for Unusual You or Out From Under. And on the "Boys" song is better "Toy Soldier", why repeat songs if she have new ones.
-Energy: Sometimes Britney didn't dance and just walk and move her hands like the VMA chaos perfomance, she must dancin' more! Dude, on Slave she just walk and move her lips like is singin'...pff.

Thats all, Gimme More, not the Duffy and Britney dance more or sing live and don't dance.
This is not the best tour, sorry guys, is the thruth.



Posted by: susan

Have you seen the clips on youtube. She's barely dancing. She's doing more riding around on props and strutting the stage with a few stripper shimmying moves thrown in. Then the entire concert including two ballads were mimed. Is there even a live band? I can't see one. Instead of growing as an artist as most artists do with age she is regressing. She was better as a teenager. And her personal life being so bad has nothing to do with her professional life and any actual talent. This is really disappointing.



Posted by: Anonymous

"SHE PROVES THAT YESTERDAY NIGHT"

See, kiddies, this is what happens when you are a fan of Britney Spears.



Posted by: mick

It's a pretty sad state when your opening act the Pussycat Dolls do a better job then you. At least they actually danced and had some live vocals and interaction with the crowd cause their mics were actually turned on. What a sorry state Britney is in. No real dancing just all illusion like the rest of the Circus.



Posted by: radraindrop

I was there last night. Her performance was awesome. She looked spectacular. At times her choreography was a little off, but this was this was her first performance. Overall she did a fantastic job. I would give her an A++++!!!! Congratulations on putting on the best Circus on Earth!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Have any of you Britards ever considered listening to real music?



Posted by: Anonymous

All the reviews I've read were more positive than negative.
And from the videos I've seen on youtube she did a great job. I loved it.



Posted by: Dani

I love it...its was amazin came back///
love you britney u look so sexy and i love circus..

u are the best babe

I cant wanit to see u here in Toronto Britney

love ya gurl



Posted by: Tia C

"Untalented, child-neglecting skank with no brain."
Couldn't agree more, 10:47! She's cute, I'll give her that, but she CANNOT sing. I'm sure she has many talents, but that is not one of them.
Also I notice she doesn't look like her shape has changed THAT much. Either that, or those costumes are just not that flattering. She still looks doughy to me. Keep trying, Britwit.



Posted by: Tia C

"Untalented, child-neglecting skank with no brain."
Couldn't agree more, 10:47! She's cute, I'll give her that, but she CANNOT sing. I'm sure she has many talents, but that is not one of them.
Also I notice she doesn't look like her shape has changed THAT much. Either that, or those costumes are just not that flattering. She still looks doughy to me. Keep trying, Britwit.



Posted by: Anonymous

Ok...First of all I am not a huge fan of Britney Spears. I do like her music and acknowledge that most of what she does is perform...and lipsync. That said, I was at her show in New Orleans and for the most part loved it. It kept you on your toes just waiting for what was coming next. She looked great and danced her ass off. The only part I wasn't thrilled with was the show between the Pussycat's set and hers. It was only on one of the small circus rings and if you were on the opposite side you missed all the action. Other than that she did a good job and I think it was a success.



Posted by: Tia C

Oops! Hate when people post 2x, and I just did it, LOL!



Posted by: Anonymous

Shitney’s being dwarfed by the spectacle because her handlers are hiding her no talent cuntey behind gimmicks hoping to rake in greenbacks from britards. FAIL BITCH FAIL hahaha



Posted by: Anonymous

I think she looked good from the photos/clips but she doesn't seem to have any energy or joy in her performance. To me, it still looks like she is just going through the moves. Not impressive. I was going to buy tickets for Atlanta tomorrow night, now I'm glad that I didn't waste my money. I do wish her well, but she really doesn't seem to have her heart into it. Also, seems she doesn't have much confidence either. The FIERCE is lacking here, which is sad.



Posted by: Anonymous

Brit Shit should kick it up a notch and let J.R. Rotem do her tractor-style live!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Adscum misses his cum bucket!!!! hahaha



Posted by: L.A. Times

"Spears disappeared several times during the set, to change costumes or allow her fellow performers a chance to show their skills. At one point, however, she didn't seem to resurface. Her backing singers awkwardly stood center stage as her voice drifted forth, as if from beneath the stage. Maybe I just couldn't see her from her my vantage point -- the show is in the round, playing further on the image of the three-ring circus. But she seemed to miss her cue."



Posted by: laurine

c'est britney la meilleure, elle a prit 5 ans dans la gueule soyez indulgents !
Je crois en elle, c'est seulement la premiere représentation elle va tout déchirer par la suite !



Posted by: M

I am from New Orleans, and I was there last night and it was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. The reviews talk about ONE part of the entire show. Even if she was lip synching, it was completely fine because her dancing DID make it up. I'd say 80% of my friends went, and every single one of them was completely impressed. Definitely one of the best concerts New Orleans has had in a very long time, and definitely her best.


BRITNEY IS BACK!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I think that was the point wasn't it? Make the show so visually cluttered and over the top that singing is optional? Ms. Spears still seems to think that more is better, except in matters of personal attire. One would hope that they required identification at the door, because this show was clearly NC-17.



Posted by: M

I am from New Orleans, and I was there last night and it was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. The reviews talk about ONE part of the entire show. Even if she was lip synching, it was completely fine because her dancing DID make it up. I'd say 80% of my friends went, and every single one of them was completely impressed. Definitely one of the best concerts New Orleans has had in a very long time, and definitely her best.


BRITNEY IS BACK!!



Posted by: Anonymous

yeah, but even when she was at her best, it was horrible, vacuous bubble gum pop muisc for morons. Plus you can never hear her, she whispers. The only thing going for her is that she's quite pretty.



Posted by: Anonymous

Two Questions:

Will they let her read the bad reviews?

How many laxatives will she consume today?



Posted by: Anonymous

Daddy should leave a trail of Cheetos on stage so she doesn't miss her cues.



Posted by: Anonymous

Don't call it a comeback quite yet. Britney Spears still isn't all the way there. At least not from the standpoint of the kickoff concert of her much-anticipated Circus tour – her first trek in five years – at the New Orleans Arena Tuesday night.

While she avoided the train wreck that was her 2007 MTV Video Music Awards appearance, a visibly nervous Spears, performing in front of enthusiastic fans near her Kentwood, La., hometown, never really hit her old stride



Posted by: Anonymous

She lip-sync the entire show and i didn't see much dancing and sometimes she look out of shape in some of the costumes.



Posted by: Anonymous

didn't help that she hardly engaged the audience, not addressing them at all until after her lone encore, "Womanizer," performed in sexed-up cop uniforms. Given that Spears probably doesn't do much live singing either, it left a definite chill in the air.

The show was all about the spectacle, with vibrant visuals, illusions, Cirque du Soleil-inspired aerialists and an army of dancers taking some of the focus – and the pressure – away from Spears. There was one major miscue, when Spears didn't join two backup singers for a rendition of Duffy's "I'm Scared" – apparently because the lyric sheet went missing onstage.



Posted by: Anonymous

When she wrapped the concert about 90 minutes after emerging, she seemed more relieved than anything that it was all over.



Posted by: Anonymous

Can't wait to see you next month, Ms. Spears. Looking forward to some great entertainment. I for one prefer that my entertainers be HUMAN (with all of our quirks and errors and nervousness and balding and fattening and shit that comes with aging and children) as opposed to the PERFECT airbrushed automaton/terminator that your detractors seem to expect.

I know for sure that if I tried to run around a stage and kick and flail and climb props for 90 minutes...I sure as hell wouldn't be doing any singing! It's barely humanly possible to have that kind of lung and diaphragm capacity...so keep up the lip-syncing and entertain us!



Posted by: PAMPAM

Did she have a Live band there to make it appear like a live show or was it all pretaped?



Posted by: Anonymous

The concert is available on youtube. It was not as bad as i thought it would be, but she did not sing anything. Her concert is all about the spectacle and not about her at all. She seemed lost on stage and a little scared about what she had to do. If this is what is to happen at all of her concerts then i do not think she is going to make it. She seems overwhelmed by all of what is taking place on stage and on occasion looked like a deer in the headlights who thought that she might get shot.



Posted by: Anonymous

104 ALL PRE TAPED GARBAGE !! SHE DIDNT TALK TO HER GEEKY FANS ONCE UNTIL SHE WAS WALKING OFF STAGE.



Posted by: THIS IS A RETARD CONVENTION NOT A CONCERT.......

1:04 IT WAS ALLLL PRE TAPED GARBAGE. SHE DIDNT SAY 1 WORD TO THE AUDIANCE UNTILL SHE WAS WALKING OFF THE STAGE.



Posted by: Anonymous

The LA Times says,

“Her singing was dominated by a backing track. Her moves were nothing special, defined by much strutting and stripper-like shimmying, with the minimum amount of acrobatics to prove her mettle as a dance-pop queen.”



Posted by: Anonymous

People magazine gives a scathing, detailed review. Excerpts:

A visibly nervous Spears, performing in front of enthusiastic fans near her Kentwood, La., hometown, never really hit her old stride.

Throughout the show’s four sections, there was a lot more strutting than real choreographic feats from Spears. And there was a decided lack of joy in her performance, which felt labored at times.



Posted by: The Zombie Queen

Did the pussycat dolls not sing their songs too? Were they as bad as britney? Did the people who paid to see the concert actually get to see someone sing? If not, then what was the point of going? Are these people a bunch of zombies who worship someone who is also a zombie too? Then that would make her the zombie queen to a bunch of sycophants.



Posted by: Anonymous

She killed it! Congrats Britney!



Posted by: Anonymous

There is NO DIFFERENCE in her performances NOW than there was at the VMA Awards in 2007. NONE. Same exact thing, only 15 or 20 pounds less.

No dancing. No enthusiasm. Nothing.

SAME AS THE VMAs!



Posted by: Anonymous

I hope one half of the snowbound ambo team gets the message on the road behind us.



Posted by: Anonymous

Damn, make that two roads.



Posted by: Anonymous

By all acounts the show itself may be something to see (except for perez hilton), but britney herself is underwhelming because she does not have it anymore. She is unable to command an audience like she used to. All that people have left is what they can project on to her. There hopes of her doing well go away immediately because she is unable to give people who go to her concerts what it is that they want. If their goal is to see a washed up has been who has become obese try to recapture what she had ten years ago then they will ultimately be let down.



Posted by: Lindsey

X17 is PISSED because she's back on top. They are NO LONGER making money from her!!!

X17 is RIDICULOUS!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

This looks like a strip show.



Posted by: Anonymous

Go to GLossLip and look at the video of Slave For You. She barely dances. A very looooooong stretch at the end of the song where she literally JUST STANDS THERE!

People are actually PAYING good money to see this crap? Wow.



Posted by: Anonymous

Why are people, including X17 so negative? The majority of the reviews are GOOD! If you take time to read them, you'll find that out.

Even people, such as Perez, have said AMAZING things about it. He may be involved with the opening scene, but he will tell it like it is. He thinks the tour was awesome. And unlike you all, HE WAS ACTUALLY THERE!

Britney killed it, and all of you haters can kiss every single fan's ass for not believing that she could pull it off.



Posted by: Anonymous

She lip-synched every song. You go to a concert to here singing, not lip-synching and dancing. If you want that than that is what plays and broadway are for, but at least they actually talk and sing. Britney didn't even talk to her fans/the crowd. Wow - That is going to get her a sell out concert for sure. She has had her 15 minutes of fame a long time ago. She is done and can never make a COMEBACK. She should just stick to being a mom to her kids and getting better. I'm not foolish enough to pay good hard earned money to watch a performer lip-synch for 2 hours.



Posted by: anonymous

For the life of me, I cant understand the frenzy over Britney----nothing extraordinary but only hipped up by media, she definitely has good pr, although not really good image, just goes to show what the world has turned out to be. Why do people admire Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Angelina Jolie, M Cyrus, Jennifer Lopez....There are so many other greater celebrities to be admired, people who are real good persons inside and out. Why these people..........????



Posted by: Anonymous

I think that was the point wasn't it? Make the show so visually cluttered and over the top that singing is optional? Ms. Spears still seems to think that more is better, except in matters of personal attire. One would hope that they required identification at the door, because this show was clearly NC-17.

Absolutely! The Spears Machine created “a stage spectacle” so she did not standout and make a “spectacle of herself” while performing. Sadly, her fan base consists primarily of 13-21 year olds. I doubt the Machine would turn away anyone willing to throw away money on this farce. They continue to rely on ignorant parents and minors for their personal enrichment.



Posted by: Anonymous

This sounds familiar. A concert tour starts and it doesn't get great reviews. Then the venues don't sell out and before you know it the tour gets cancelled. I give it a few more weeks and Britney will cancel her tour and blame it on being sick or she misses her kids. You need to wow the crowd, interact with the crowd and actually sing live to the crowd for a concert to be great. I don't know, she just still to young and immature to get it.



Posted by: Anonymous

She has only done one show britards. She will choke after a few cities. She just needs to take her tour to vegas, cause it is just a act. Not a music tour like most bands that acaully sing. I do not understand why people would pay to see her dance for 3 minutes then go backstage for 5 minutes and change into some other slutty outfit. I would rather see her just see her stand in front of a mic and sing her songs instead of all the stupid dance crap. If I want to see women dance and lip sing I will go to a strip club.



Posted by: Anonymous

Where is this so called hot body?
she looked fat.



Posted by: terri-anne

why are people so negative about her she cant do anything without people judging her so what if shes miming its her show and she can do what she likes if you dont like it you dont have to watch it you know and the fans liked it so whats the big deal i think it was great. she was a bit nervous but what do you expect its her first time in years she get better and better just give her a chance and stop being so nasty BRITNEY BE STRONG AND DONT LISTEN TO CRITICS OR HATERS



Posted by: Anonymous

I was at the show last night and why are people being so overly critical! She did such a great job and I'm so proud of her just think how far she has come since last year. It was an AWESOME show! She put on the best show ever and danced her butt off!! One of the best concerts ever!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

What is wrong with her manager? is he trying to make her look like a fool?
That whole show is a Madonna, Girle Show Tour circa 1993. she looks uncomfortable.



Posted by: Anonymous

I was at the show last night and why are people being so overly critical! She did such a great job and I'm so proud of her just think how far she has come since last year. It was an AWESOME show! She put on the best show ever and danced her butt off!! One of the best concerts ever!!!



Posted by: Haley

Sad that she's packing on the weight again. FAT legs and blubbery belly.
Hope this chubby cow had fun lip-synching and trotting around the stage uncoordinated ! LOL !



Posted by: Anonymous

LET THE MELTDOWN BEGIN. BET THE BITCH IS CRYING TODAY....AGAIN. GO AWAY SHITNEY..... SAVE YOUR MIND.......F THIS FAKE SHIT YOUR TRYING TO PULL..IT AINT WORKING EXCEPT FOR YOUR FAMILY AND A COUPLE OF GEEKS......DONT CONTINUE TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A STRIPPER CLOWN. IS THIS WHAT U WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR ????? WTF.



Posted by: Danyelle

Its sad, because its obvious she is over. But people are desperately trying to bring back something that has died.



Posted by: Anonymous

I was there and it was the best show ever! Awesome job brit! Don't post if you weren't even at the show to judge for yourself, haters need to shut up!



Posted by: Anonymous

She gave up motherhood to be a full time CLOWN ! How fitting.



Posted by: Anonymous

She gave up motherhood to be a full time CLOWN ! How fitting.



Posted by: Julie

I think x17 is mad about the perez thing. Hello, Everytime in onyx was a swing. This time it's a huge umberella. lol Reminds me of her incident. Anyway, I think x17 isn't even there.



Posted by: THIS IS A RETARD CONVENTION NOT A CONCERT.......

2:04 Thats because daddy speares has her on EXTREA meds for this tour. Ill bet today hes making her run on the treadmill for a couple of hours she looks chunk on camera. Meds do that to a person. She seems amost braindead. Its SAD that her so called fans are so happy to see her family whoring out their mentally insane daughter. She is an ELEPHANT IN A CAGE that people are only watching to catch the exact moment of TOTAL CRAZIENESS OR DEATH, whichever comes first.



Posted by: OK! Magazine

Johnny Wright managed Britney Spears career from the beginning until her 2003 hiatus, followed by her two committals in psychiatric hospitals.

In mid-January 2009, Wright spoke with Ok! Magazine. Here is an excerpt:

“Britney Spears Not Ready For A Comeback,” Says Former Manager Johnny Wright

Johnny Wright, whose roster of former clients includes Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, and The Jonas Brothers, insist Britney should not be attempting to resurrect her career, but instead concentrating on getting her life back on track after suffering an emotional breakdown last year.

“A comeback is not what I wish for Britney. All her essential relationships have been torn apart. She’s been divorced twice, she doesn’t have custody of her kids, she is being pushed back into being a money machine,” Johnny says in a new interview with OK!

“Britney has to rival Madonna out there, but Madonna really wants to do it. Seeing Britney do it by the numbers isn’t a good sign. It means she might not want it as much as those around her do.”



Posted by: Anonymous

I wouldn't say she looks fat. But she’s definitely NOT tone and the spray-on abdominals look ridiculous.



Posted by: Anonymous

2:09/2:10 LMAO!



Posted by: Anonymous

Ill bet the spears camp is only showing glowing reviews on shitneys website. We all know she cant read so she wont find out what people REALLY think of her clown act. They gotta milk that cash cow till the utter end. ha ha, utter end........



Posted by: Anonymous

does britney even read all ur ass comments in here? now i wonder who are the fools hmmm???



Posted by: For 2:30

Two Questions:

Will they let her read the bad reviews?

How many laxatives will she consume today?



Posted by: Anonymous

What is wrong with her manager? is he trying to make her look like a fool?
That whole show is a Madonna, Girle Show Tour circa 1993. she looks uncomfortable.



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney - you have PORKED OUT. Way too fat and huge ham hocks squished into those costumes. Nasty.



Posted by: Anonymous

she is fat.



Posted by: Anonymous

Hysterical ! ,
she isn't SINGING or DANCING ,

does she even need to be there ,

just send out the dancers and play the

tracks of the songs and take peoples

money lmaoo , sooo lame !



Posted by: Anonymous

when she has an extra 100 million dollars in the bank from this tour these silly little coments wont mean a thing

-------------
to the idiot who posted the comment above - how shallow can you be, and let's look at the reality for a moment ---do you really think money leads to happiness? Britney doesn't have her sanity. A lot of good money does when you are a WHACK JOB who has to be kept on a leash and monitored like a child. That's no LIFE.
She's extremely depressed and sad, and will likely commit suicide by age 30 (her grandmother did that at age 32).
You can't enjoy money when you are mentally whacked or DEAD.



Posted by: Anonymous

Bet you she quits the tour early...NOT because of her kids though. They don't exist in her mind.



Posted by: Anon01

I wonder how much the tickets were? 100-200$?? those fans should be asking for a refund. Lip syncing doesn't qualify as a comeback. If she really cared about singing she would have made the effort to repair her voice. If you watched any of her performances when she was a child you would know that she HAD a good voice. This is just ridiculous.



Posted by: BRITNEY-17

fantastic and all the haters are jelaous because she is back bitchess



Posted by: Danyelle

Britney is not an artist because she isn't the one who created this act, nor did she write any of the songs. She is just a puppet doing what is told to do. The woman can't even sing live. This business is sooooooo phoney, yet, people like her can be multi-millionaires! Its incredible. She is very very lucky. The ones who should be getting the great reviews are the people whom are resposible for creating this illusion of an artist.



Posted by: Anonymous

fantastic all the fucking britards are whining because reporters called the bitch out on her fake concert hahaha



Posted by: Anonymous

I CANT WAIT TO SEE HER IN ATLANTA TOMORROW NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Jennifer Freeman

I think Britney is awesome and you all are just jealous. She has obviously been working on her glutes.



Posted by: Anonymous

Who gives a shit!!! She looks and performs like she is a real circus act. She can't sing! She just wants to run around in next to nothing outfits, what a slut! She should take so called act to a corner whit the hookers, she might get more attention that way, SHE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

It's only going to be downhill from here! That is, until it reaches the cliff!



Posted by: Anonymous

Why do you call people haters just because they are not impressed with lip synching? Anyone that pays money to go to this thing has nothing in the coconut. Come on, wake up! If she repected you hard core fan types she would have sung for you. You are behaving like the Clay Aiken claymates.



Posted by: Stanley Kubrick

Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum,
Ta-da-ta-da-ta-da,
Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum,
Ta-da-ta-da-ta-da,
Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum,
Ta-da-ta-da-ta-dah-dahhhhh-dahhhhh.

Cut to long wide-angle shot of a load of chimps charging round a big black slab standing upright in the ground. Suddenly, a figure appears climbing the side of the slab. Camera pans in VERY slowly. It's Britney Spears and she suddenly peels off the outer layer to reveal that the slab is an enormous bar of chocolate. Britney eats the enormous bar and then explodes. Identical twin girls walk by, but don't say anything. A man picks up a pair of disembodied quivering buttocks and begins to spank them very firmly.

Fast forward 1 year. I win an Oscar.



Posted by: Anonymous

go to dlisted to see pics. They are terrible. It's time for old fat Britney to freaking retire.



Posted by: Anonymous

All they really did here was to try to hide her 100% full time lipsyncing and dramatically declining motor skills with a bunch of visual noise and audio cacophony. The critics weren't fooled by this. At the end of the day, it's just a lipsyncing mime who thinks she's still 18, thinks at the maturity level of an 8 year old, and is heavily tantrum prone when she doesn't get her spoiled child way.



Posted by: Anonymous

Her GLUTES are nasty ham hocks. go to the dlisted pics to see her twat curtain being smashed in one of her 'outfits'.
Her kids are going to be SO screwed up.



Posted by: Anonymous

I for one prefer that my entertainers be HUMAN (with all of our quirks and errors and nervousness and balding and fattening and shit that comes with aging and children) as opposed to the PERFECT airbrushed automaton/terminator that your detractors seem to expect.

..................
Since Britney has ALWAYS been sold to the public as sexy, that is the scale on which she will be judged. Sorry - that's REALITY dumbass.
Also - in entertainment --it's an expectation.
Add to that -she's only 28 - there is NO REASON for her to look the way she does. No lack of time for exercise, she can afford to look great, but she's a mentally ill pig trying to recapture fame instead of motherhood.



Posted by: Disgusting!

Why in the hell would her family let her boys watch this freakin porn show? Those kids need to be put up for adoption.



Posted by: Anonymous

All you people stirking out with the Britney blasts missed a hella good show last night. Sucks to be broke.



Posted by: Anonymous

Just make everything look like a cheesy Vegas orgy and let the head flunky nutbar mouth poorly mouth out the words over the top of it. Sounds like a plan!



Posted by: Anonymous

Just make everything look like a cheesy Vegas orgy and let the head flunky nutbar poorly mouth out the words over the top of it. Sounds like a plan!



Posted by: Anonymous

Mime Ringleader wanted: No talent necessary!



Posted by: Anonymous

This tour is going to end early.



Posted by: dlisted does it best

No matter how much weight this skank loses, she can never decrease the size of those thunder thighs. Her football crotch shots are nauseating.



Posted by: Attention!

I saw an automotive listing for a 1978 AMC Pacer. It has bald tires, no breaks and a cracked engine block. It would be ideal transportation for a Britney Spears fan. It (kind of) looks like a car but it’s an inoperable shell. However, it's guaranteed to slowly roll downhill when a small group of people push it from the sagging rear bumper. If you make an offer by Midnight PST, the owner will transfer Britney Spears’ entire catalog of fake recordings onto 8-Track tape for free! You could be bobbing your head to Circus in your parents driveway by this weekend. Awesome!

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Posted by: Britney is over

From what I have seen the tour was bad. She is too fat for her to be wearing those clothes and she can't dance.She did not even sing a song live what a shame. madonna has more energy and can dace and she older than Britney about 30 yrs. This is her wrost tour she need to retire cause she will never be the Britney of 02,04. She can't sing or dance so why is this woman a musician.



Posted by: HOUND DOG

THE ELVIS OF OUR GENERATION..

BOOZE..

PILLS..

DIE ON THE TOILET..



Posted by: Anonymous

hmmm she does have the pill bloat



Posted by: Anonymous

Why are people shocked that she's lipsyncing? I'm a fan, and I'm not surprised. She's been doing it her whole career, why the f**k does it matter now?

I could care less if she did or didn't. I'd love it if she did sing it live, if she didn't thats okay. I'm not going to hear an acoustic, high note hitting Britney. I'm going to see a sexy, elecritfied, high octane Britney. I think she did a great job last night. Compaired to her other recent performances, these blow those out of the ball park.

I'm expecting flack for me saying this, but frankly, I dont care. I dont care if a singer lip syncs. If they give me a good show and give me my money's worth, than I'm happy.

Britney has never been known as the Mariah type, but more as a Madonna type. You dont have to be the most talented person in the world to have hit songs, hit albums, hit videos, or hit tours. All you need is a charisma, a stage presence, and hot moves. If you have all of those, your tour will be a hot. britney delivered last night. And speaking on behalf of my fellow fans, we could care less about what you all ahve to say about Britney. We'll still watch her videos, sing her songs, and go to her concerts. You all can keep calling us whatever you want, but we dont care. If you honestly think we're stupid because we like Britney, thats okay. We don't give a sh*t.

Keep talkin' all the sh*t you want about Britney and her family and her fans. At the end of the day, she's still the newly crowned "Queen of Pop" and there is nothing ANY of you can do that'll change that



Posted by: Anonymous

Ding dong..show is over. She looks like a cheap rip off of madonna; costumes, stage sets, men. Oh and don't forget the t and a that's the main liner because she cannot sing. Too bad she and her cronies could not be a little more imaginative. It appears that the big top will fall on this circus.



Posted by: Anonymous

JGlad was fudging up her big girl panties at the show.



Posted by: Anonymous

YOU WISH 4;52



Posted by: Anonymous

Her performance was flat and overproduced. Not even close to madonna. Her handlers need to feed her that RED BULL before she goes on stage like they use to. Again, these people don"t truley care about her. They talk behind her back making fun of her. This is all about money for them. She has enough to live well for the rest of her life > Give her a break and let her nest with her children> it's not her fault everyone in her life has left their own children. Manager her father. She has no positive role models> unfortunaley K fed is better than all of them>>>>>



Posted by: Anonymous

Just finished watching a few of the videos from the show in NOLA on YouTube. I'm not a hater, but I thought the performance was, well, lame. All she did was walk around, stopping every now and then to wave her arms or gyrate her ass. That was pretty much it. I didn't see anything that could remotely be construed as professional dancing. We knew she would be lip-syncing, so that's a mute point. But after reading all the press build-up about how much she has been rehearsing, I was expecting a little more than this. If you took away the magicians, dancers and other distractions, her personal performance wasn't very good at all. But hey, props to her for at least showing up. Her fans seemed to enjoy it, so more power to her. All I can say is they are easily amused.



Posted by: Anonymous

can't believe what some people paid for this circus. I can see the same one for $35 in a tent in NYC.



Posted by: Anonymous

maybe her bobble head manager can come out dressed as a clown so we can all throw water balloons at him



Posted by: Anonymous

maybe her bobble head manager can come out dressed as a clown so we can all throw water balloons at him. What a tool



Posted by: Anonymous

looks like a rendition of madonna's concerts and crazy outfits. From the video is sounded like screaming kids and lots of chaos. Yup a circus alright and she was the clown.



Posted by: Anonymous

We knew she would be lip-syncing, so that's a mute point.

I’m “think’ you meant, it’s "a moot point” but your way worked and it’s funny! ;)



Posted by: Anonymous

Thanks 4:00! I read Our Lady Of Cheetos Is Back, The Cheetoling Has Landed and Adnan Might Be Someone's Cellmate. Brilliant satirical stories and the comments are hilarious. I’ll read it often for the laughs.



Posted by: Anonymous

She wasnt ready for a comeback, its quite obvious.



Posted by: Anonymous

I get a kick out of all the comments about "how FAT" she is. How many of you sweaty-crotched pig bitches sitting at your computer in sweat pants, with two snot-nosed kids screaming in the other room, have run a marathon lately? What's your body fat percentage? Still looking as good as you did at 17?

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of classless buffoons. Apparently America is only the "land of the free" if a million anonymous haters and the media say so. Good luck, Britney...I hope you get to piss (metaphorically) in all their faces when this tour is over. Or at least bathe in all the money that these jealous bitches will never come anywhere close to unless they win the lottery. God knows they'd probably make more money with a paper route than by selling their bodies...but somehow it's okay to shit on you about your sex appeal.



Posted by: Anonymous

I hope Scammy gets to piss on her grave.



Posted by: broonhilda

i don't get the appeal of these girls...britney, rhianna, lady gaga....

their voices are all like nails on a chalkboard to me.

if it's all about their "sexuality," why not just be in Playboy or in a porn? that would save me the assault on my senses..



Posted by: Smokey

Hey Brit - I recommend you save everything you make on this revival, because you haven't got many more in the song and dance category...Get a job on a TV sitcom and learn your craft - control your spending, get your life downsized to a manageable size - take care of the kids - get the stooge K Fed off your back and live life. Change is good if you work with it, I have seen you on a few cameo appearances, you were great, build on that and continue to grow.



Posted by: Smokey

Hey Brit - I recommend you save everything you make on this revival, because you haven't got many more in the song and dance category...Get a job on a TV sitcom and learn your craft - control your spending, get your life downsized to a manageable size - take care of the kids - get the stooge K Fed off your back and live life. Change is good if you work with it, I have seen you on a few cameo appearances, you were great, build on that and continue to grow.



Posted by: Anonymous

Just leave and retire before you humiliate yourself anymore!



Posted by: Gimme 5

Good show! But many probably expect her to look and dance like a teenager...



Posted by: Anonymous

Shitney=Delusional!



Posted by: Anonymous

For all you dumbass britney fans who say she is back, she has done only one concert. And it is not even a concert, it is a show act like they have in vegas. She cannot sing, she dances like your basic stripper. The only thing cool about the show is the stage effects, the props and all the people in the show who are there to make Britney look good. It is amazing how many stupid young women pay money to watch this un-talented woman perform.



Posted by: Anonymous

Will someone please tell me why she even wears a headset mic. I mean it is not like she sings. Why not just take the stupid thing off and just move your lipps. We all know that she cannot sing and dance at the same time. Hell she cannot even chew gum and talk at the same time.



Posted by: Anonymous

Anybody commenting on Britney needs to go out and get a career of their own before judging her. Britney has done things in her lifetime that you losers can only DREAM of. She has made her place in history while you losers call her a "skank" and immature comments like that. GROW UP.



Posted by: Anonymous

But she IS a skank and much worse, but here your ass is wastiung time too! So fuucking what? You think your shit is the only thing that should be heard! FUUUUCK YOU AND THE WHORE YOU WORSHIP!!!! See how that works?



Posted by: Anonymous

i m a britney fan n wen i saw those youtube videos of the tour i was so dissappointed come on britney!!!! her dancing was not that good she didnt even talk to to the crowed tooo many outfit changes and to much lighting effects n jus too much background u almost lost focus on Britney she was nervou in fact she had more energyleavin the show tham performing Britney this is your chance to make a comeback or retire bby but u looked hot though



Posted by: Anonymous

At least you're halfway realistic about things. I'll give you that!



Posted by: Anonymous

all you haters cant do it like her!! and it was a great concert!! idiotic haters you could never ´pull it like britney



Posted by: Anonymous

Pull what? Multiple trains with random strangers? No thanks.



Posted by: b4real

She cant sing, she cant dance.She sucks!
Doesnt look like a comeback to me. LAME



Posted by: Anonymous

she sucked a big one!



Posted by: Anonymous

She is the best!
Give her a break



Posted by: Anonymous

Sorry, no.



Posted by: Helena

She is the best.
She was so worried 'cause that was her first night, why don't you guys get that?
She is always on the top of the world, just believe.........



Posted by: A fan since the beginning and through Your hard times.

This is the most entertaining thing I'v ever seen. Unic and fabulous.
Britney did it again! But better.
It doesn't matter if it's many extras to make it feel impossible for anyone to sing at the same time. I love it!
Hugs to Britney! You're strong and special.



Posted by: Anonymous

You mean she's a eunuch? I suspected as much too.



Posted by: A fan since...

She's so sweet, brave and unexpected.



Posted by: Anonymous

I wonder if the "bondage" scene comes from her memories of the ambulance/hospital? 'Cos she's never done that before. Or is it the producers desicion?



Posted by: Anonymous

I wonder if the "bondage" scene comes from her memories of the ambulance/hospital? 'Cos she's never done that before. Or is it the producers decision?



Posted by: Anonymous

Try to sing and dance at the same time with the same medicines in your body like she has! It's as impossible as driving a car. The meds affects the coordination-function in the brain. Benzo.



Posted by: Anonymous

And that's exactly why she needs to hang it up for good and take care of business.



Posted by: Anonymous

Is this a children circus or an adult porn/circus for i wouldn't let my teenager go near this so called circus seriously pornagraphic



Posted by: pARNAZ GOBADY

She is the best. There is no way winning haters. Yes, it was a huge production... just like in a circus. Got that?



Posted by: Anonymous

She'll blow a gasket and it will all come tumbling down on her and a lot of other people around her! She couldn't even finish the Onyx tour and that was before things got really shitty! Now she's 'unhappy' and as soon as she realizes that these people around her are there to line their pockets in one last desperate push and that's their primary motivation is when she'll blow that last functioning brain cell! Just wait! It WILL happen!



Posted by: Anonymous

Shes back....Tickets are Sold Out ...the Show is Great....shes So Lucky many of Her Fans Love Her until now...and We Always Will...



Posted by: lindsay

Leave Britney alone.She is my favorite.She is very beautiful but also a great singing.It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her billlionaire personals site """"""""A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . COM"""""""" last week. Good luck to her search.



Posted by: Lane

I went to the concert in Miami and it was amazing! She's back and better than ever!



Posted by: Anonymous

wow you are so lame



Posted by: Anonymous

it is very sad how some like to keep a person down like you, your family and friends have never made mistakes. you should take a good look around you before making comments. she may be a celeb but she still has feelings an she wants to succeed just like the rest of us. she is trying very hard to get in control of her life and although i am not the same age group as her average fan i think she is doing a great job. she looks beautiful healthy and she has her babies close by! grow up people and look upon others how you would want them to look upon you!!!



Posted by: AH-MAZZIN

hey hey she's really picked up her act.... after all she went thru she si really comin along...



Posted by: Mandy

Freakin BRITTANY who gives a freakin about her she is a stuiped and a show offer



Posted by: Anonymous

The Vancouver concert was a total flop. She seemed bored, she looked stressed, it was sloppy overall... Plus the 40 minutes break because there was too much smoke. LIKE she doesn't smoke... Heh. The Pussycat Dolls were so much better! Maybe it was a bad night for her, but that specific night was a waste of my money.



Posted by: Anonymous

wonder how many of the guys on stage took her backstage and cummed in everyone of her holes lol in a few years the only thing she will be able to do is porn and watch her dad will be the producer to bad she isnt pregnant again and fell on stage and had a miscarage that would of been worth the tick price



Posted by: Anonymous

wonder how many of the guys on stage took her backstage and cummed in everyone of her holes lol in a few years the only thing she will be able to do is porn and watch her dad will be the producer to bad she isnt pregnant again and fell on stage and had a miscarage that would of been worth the ticket price



Posted by: Anonymous

wonder how many of the guys on stage took her backstage and cummed in everyone of her holes lol in a few years the only thing she will be able to do is porn and watch her dad will be the producer to bad she isnt pregnant again and fell on stage and had a miscarage that would of been worth the ticket price



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