They Say They're Not Involved...

Shitney is a fat whore.

i really hope they're dating. he seems like a nice guy and a good friend through all these years. i think they would make a great couple!!

Of course he doesn't want this swamp pig and all her baggage! And why should he? He's already hitched up to the gravy train without having to get hitched to the ditch pig! Looks like daddy needs to throw another new dildo in the cage for her to chew on!

i think they're good together and he's good for her. i hope both of them will be happy.

Britneys AWESOME!

Why do you post a photo from May of '08?

She's being linked to one of her dancers now. And for people who say she's ugly, are you willing to upload photos of yourself? Ummmmm, no!

So people who are calling her ugly need to look in the mirror before judging someone else.

MY PUUUUUUSSSSY IS HANGIN OOOOUUUUT

MY PUUUSSSSSY IS HANGIN OOOUUUUUUT

They probably are dating, this whore dont want nothinbg to do with someone unless they are taken. Thats why the whore lost her kids...Karma

6:41, you're probably right! She can only go after someone already in a relationship! She desperately needs to fuuck over someone else to feel good about herself and considering he's married, it's probably true. She's a rabid howler monkey in heat when it comes to peen belonging to others!

Madonna may have invited Britney Spears to pop in during one of her L.A. concert shows, but it looks like the favor will not be returned after all!

Contrary to reports, Britney will not be collaborating with Madonna while on tour. Brit's official website just released the following statement:

"Despite rumors otherwise, at the moment Britney has no plans to collaborate with anyone in the near future at any of her upcoming performances.

why would Madana want to associate with a retard ?? She dont. She only gave her a pity role on syage they arnt really friends.

"Last week, the big story was that thanks to an open microphone, Britney Spears announced to her entire concert audience that her pussy was hanging out. Well, it looks like that wasn't the only time, because as you can see in these bikini pictures, Britney Spears' pussy is hanging out yet again. I seriously can't understand how one person is so unaware of what's going on with her genitals, but that's our Britney! At this point, I've lost count of how many times I've seen that thing."
http://
egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/britney-spears/britney-spears-pussy-is-hanging-out-again-004474

Her pussy now hangs out ALL of the time! Even coming out to scare the Cheetospawn at public pools as well! Daddy needs to give her a good swift kick in the snatch bone when she shares it with anyone but him!

Shitney is a fat whore.

Who cares if it was May08? she's still an ugly fat skank now.

Another phoney story. Nice try, trying to present as a normal girl, with a normal love life. That ain't happening, least of all w/this guy. The picture's from the abortion trip to Costa Rica. Another sick memory.

Shitney's figure has improved somewhat, but she's still got thick thighs, a beefy neck, linebacker shoulders and a square, block-like torso. For someone who's SUPPOSEDLY been working out SO HARD for her Circus Tour, it's difficult to see what good the gym has done her.

Shitney is an train wreck waiting for the next pile up.

"The picture's from the abortion trip to Costa Rica. Another sick memory."
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Poor little ripped out bastard! The doctors said the could even see a small chin strip as the vacuum curettage slipped into the massive, diseased cavern to do its' duty.

Not a very flattering picture.

OMG! I can't wait to see you in April. i have great seats in LA.

You just know the City of L.A. is just begging for her to have the break down anywhere else but in their city! They just don't have the budget to play with her stupid little tantrums any more!

Say!

I like Britney Spears!
I do!! I like her!
And I would like her in a boat!
And I would like her with a goat...
And I will like her in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
She is so good, so good you see!

So I will like her in a box.
And I will like her with a fox.
And I will like her in a house.
And I will like her with a mouse.
And I will like her here and there.
Say! I will like her ANYWHERE!

I do so like
Britney Spears!
Thank you!
Thank you, X17.

That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am

"So I will like her in a box."
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I can agree upon this one!

Actually, I like Sam-I-am too.

Ol' Scam I am is sure doing a good job holding in his piss! He has something he wants to piss on! Go Sam! Go!!!

Someone needs to tame her feral cat!

There are two new stories. I put them in the last thread.

Obama needs to impose a snatch tax on her! Every time it gets let out for the pet crabs and crotch crustaceans to get some air, slam this slam pig with a heavy fine! It would certainly do a good job lowering taxes! Might finally kill off those crotch crabs too!

X17, please stop.

The rumor was obviously from here because you supplied all the pictures that websites used. Please, she's just your mealticket and since she's busy right now, you aren't getting money.

Stop living in 2008. The rumor was practically written the SAME way as last year.

She's not dating him, Kevin or anyone else right now. She will date again, please let it go.

x17 screw shitney to the fucking wall. she can't keep her mangled twat covered. she's easy to fuuck over.

Oh look, another bossy little Britard trying (and FAILING) to run the show again! How quaint.

I thought he was married?

He is! And that's why he's in danger! It's what homewrecking, cheating slutbags like her do!

How iold is he? He looks old in some of these pics.

37

Compare the photos of Britney and Jason with Paris and Doug (in the right corner). ROTFL!

Britney and Mickey!

http:// tinyurl.com/dxnbfc

OOPS x17 E Online already covered this on the 11th. Looks like you are just regurgitating their old news.

They say he is 37 and he had been with her on her Circus tour. They also say when asked if he is dating her he tells them to talk to Britney's reps.

Her rep's of course say they are just friends.

DUH 959

Such a lovely pretty pic of her above. She looks so soft and tanned. Jason has his eyes on the right spot looking at her gorgeous little ass too.

He is staring at her ass because he is thinking of what he is going to be doing to it later on. He is imagining what it must be like to do her from behind even though he probably knows that she has diarrhea. Anal sex is fun, but maybe not with britney. I heard that she is a freak in bed, but that may not be enough to entice people to want to be with her. Get used to being alone britney because no one wants to be with you. You have a michael jackson type of fan base where the people who idolize you are nothing more than an assortment of freaks from all around the world and they all see you as their queen.

http:// home.blarg.net/~wayule/graphics/work_513.jpg

Stfu kimmerly. No one wants to hear you sing the praises of your idol britney spears. If you really cared about her then you would not post on here and help a website make money as they try to tear her down yet again. Get lost bitch.

10:06 Oh shit! ROTFLMAO!

Yes, im going to leave because you say so. Riiiight.

This picture of Shitney shows off just how short and stumpy her legs are...her body is the epitome of someone on steroids. Stocky, blocky and wide. A female version of Barry Bonds!

GO AWAY KIMMERLY!

What's wrong with short legs?

She's still fat. Hasn't she learned from her previous experience with the "help"? She needs to find someone that doesn't work for her and already is a celebrity with lots of money. She needs motivation.

Her thighs remind me of the Keebler Elf!

http:// i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/vertkingjones/areyou.jpg

LOL@ the haters. It's okay I can understand where you are coming from. I can't stand X-Tina or Jessica Simpson or Jennifer Garner. We all have celebs we love to bash.

I don't think they are involved. Britney doesn't have mature relationships & this is obviously a mature guy. It would be nice if she were, though.

I can’t wait for her ex-manager and boyfriend to rake her over the coals in the media and court.

I'd trade my body for hers any day. Especially after watching her Circus video.

Personally i dont think she looks fat at all. Shes got a naturally chunky body which kinda shows more as shes short.

Its a sweet little package tho. Lovely curves in all the right places. Yumyum.

If you had asked me last year whether I ever thought she could do what she's doing now, I'd have said NO WAY.

So at the very least, I'm amazed. Impressed too. Good job, Britney.

X17 is just mad because Sam the Sham can't feed them inside info anymore.

LOL LOL LOL

Britney 2005

http:// bestweekever.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/britney_spears.jpg


Britney 2007

http:// www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/07/BRITNEY%20SPEARS%20MANAGER.JPG


Britney 2009

http:// img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/adscf5203.jpg

X17 is throwing her a bone ever once n awhile. There are much more interesting people to write about. The truth is, most of the celebrity sites are bored with her. A lot of them are making fun of her weight gain just since she started the Porn Tour and the fact that she can't sing a note. She has no life, no man, no friends and no freedom, so there's not much to report. She was more entertaining when she was bat shit crazy. She will always be the Tabloid Queen, and most people are just waiting for her Next fu@kup.

OK! Magazine, OK! Magazine Britney Spears, Breaking Media News

This week's OK! Magazine cover features a photograph of Britney Spears with the headline, "Britney Lost 15 Lbs in Just 4 Weeks!" and a subhead, "Back to her old body with the miracle food that sheds weight fast."

Back to her old body, indeed. The image OK! uses to show Britney's transformation is actually from a 2003 photo shoot for Glamour's Women of the Year issue.

With rave reviews of her guest spot on "How I Met Your Mother," Britney does actually show signs of a comeback and a return to her old star self. But unfortunately, OK!'s cover photo choice paints an unrealistic picture of her comeback, which is a work in progress — and shows that the only way to "Steal Brit's New Diet Secret," as the cover screams, is to go back over 4 years in time.

2003 Photo courtesy of WorldofBritney.com.

http:// www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/02/ok-magazine-recycles-200_n_94690.html

Britney VMA 2007

http:// i189.photobucket.com/albums/z297/Leah27h/24504405---britney_spears_VMA_Perfo.jpg

Britney VMA 2007

http:// www.theipinionsjournal.com/uploaded_images/britneyVMA-756908.jpg


Britney Circus 2009
http:// www.entertainmentwise.com/news/47448/britney-spears-sexy-stage-costumes-fail-to-flatter-pictures

Britney can’t sing, she can’t dance and her body hasn’t changed. It’s remarkable how many fans have been duped by the Machine. The fans are incapable of distinguishing between the truth and their lies. Even when they can see and hear the truth with their on eyes and ears. The result borders on brainwashing.

I'm wondering if this woman ever looks at her own pictures or in a mirror. In the belly dancing costume, she has rolls of fat hanging off her gut. It's as bad or worse than the VMA fiasco, when she left the stage crying. Is she blind now or in denial? I dunno.

She will always be the Tabloid Queen, and most people are just waiting for her Next fu@kup.

Yes! That's the truth in a nutshell!

If she has a mirror on tour, it must be a funhouse mirror!

Boston Show Review

Taking the Circus theme literally, the show opened with 20 minutes of jugglers, clowns, acrobats and, oddly, dancing ninjas. When Brit finally appeared, it was awesome. The booming base of Circus came pumping out of the speakers and Spears dropped from the sky with her dancers.

Then it quickly became evident that this big top was more spectacle than substance. The big-budget magic of “Ooh Ooh Baby” and “Hot as Ice” were neat in a Vegas sort of way. But the hyper-sexuality of the show, loads of S&M imagery, barely pantomimed threesomes and a stripper pole Spears mounted on the back of a giant tricycle for “Boys” wasn’t all that titillating. And chasing the Bollywood trend on “Me Against the Music” just made her look behind the curve.

A smarter, stronger ring leader could have pulled it off, ahem, Madge, but not Brit. Or at least not the Brit who showed up in front of last nights 17,804.

Spears didn’t even pay lip service to lip synching, instead she just occasionally mouthed along to her backing tracks. And, as the show wore on, her dancing seemed less crisp and eventually bordered on lifeless, even if - thanks to 20 dancers framing the star - the encore of “Womanizer” rocked.

The machine has produced a string of wickedly catchy hits, but it just can’t create the legendary stage show it aimed for. Britney’s still just the Mouseketeer with lip gloss.

The Pussycat Dolls opened with an old-school burlesque show. They’ll never headline, but they set the stripper tone of the night early and well.

This illustrates how the Machine has been twisting your minds.

This is how Britney looked in April 2008 (top photo).

This is what the Machine fed the fans - a 5 year old photo from 2003 (bottom photos).

http:// www.usmagazine.com/files/britney-spears-shops-2.jpg

Thanks 11:14!

Britney Spears bring her 'Circus' to town
by Jay Lustig/The Star-Ledger
Sunday March 15, 2009, 4:58 PM

A lot of pop stars go through the trouble of actually singing at their concerts. But not Britney Spears. She lip-synched her entire Friday night show at the Prudential Center in Newark, with the possible exception of ballad "Everytime." So she didn't waste a lot of energy trying to stay on key, or project emotion. And she didn't threaten to draw attention away from her remarkably athletic dancers, or the propulsive beats of the canned backing tracks.

On her next tour, maybe she'll figure out a way to present a concert without even being in the building.

It's astonishing that some pop critics have bought into the comeback hype surrounding this tour, which began on March 3, and also included a Saturday night concert at the Prudential Center.

http:// www.nj.com/entertainment/music/index.ssf/2009/03/britney_spears_bring_her_circu.html

Philadelphia Inquirer

Sideshow: Britney's dominant debut
By Tirdad Derakhshani

The ancient art of lip-synching made a triumphant comeback Tuesday night, dominating, as it did, wannabe dominatrix Britney Spears' 90-minute New Orleans show, which launched her 45-date "Circus" tour. (A Philly date has yet to be added.) The singularly non-sensual (and nonsensical) Brit, 27, who must be the unsexiest sex symbol in history, packed the show with so much spectacle that some critics said it drowned her out.

Brit may have cycled through 807 costumes, but each was cut from the same sex-shop cloth: There was a metallic robot-style corset, a police uniform, sequinned jodhpurs, PVC hot pants and a Swarovski crystal-studded bra, and the piece de résistance - a sequinned leotard with nipple tassels. Brit did a pole dance, lap danced to a clown, and fondled her male dancers. Oh, and she moved her lips to "Baby One More Time," "I'm A Slave 4 U," and "Womanizer." All this for $95 to $250 per ticket! (Some folks paid as much as $750).

http:// www.philly.com/philly/entertainment/20090305_Sideshow__Britney_s_dominant_debut.html

Music
Time Out New York / Issue 701 : Mar 5–11, 2009

Nassau Coliseum; Wed 11, Mar 23
Prudential Center; Mar 13, 14

Watching Britney’s life unfold is like going to Vegas. Even if you’re horrified by the artifice and the lack of any traces of humanity, sweetness or warmth—it’s hard not be dazzled by the lights, the explosions and the sheer volume of it all. It’s been a whole two years since Britney’s head-shaving meltdown and the drama that ensued. Her hospitalization; her estrangements from family, friends and (gasp) management (as one ex-pal shrugged, “She goes through people like she goes through dogs”); and of course, her vomit-spattered, panty-deprived association with Paris Hilton (who dubbed her “The Animal”).

But despite the trash trail of Spears’s social life, she has lately come up with some of her best pop songs yet: 2007’s The Blackout was a wildly futuristic production, as bleak and sleazy as her notorious VMA performance. Visually, her latest album, Circus, seeks to recast her as golden-haired, soft-focus siren, but its contents are far stranger and far more exciting than that image suggests. A fizzy mash-up of blips and snaps, with the occasional ballad thrown in for good measure, Circus makes the supposedly daring likes of Lady GaGa or Little Boots look positively staid.

Arguably, the title track is the disc’s most revealing moment. “All eyes on me, in the center of the ring!” barks Britney, who claims to see herself as a circus ringmaster, when everything about her behavior suggests she’s one robotic move away from pacing her cage like a depressed bear. This tour, then, may well be uncomfortable viewing. But can you look away?—Sophie Harris

http:// www.timeout.com/newyork/articles/music/72096/britney-spears

Britney Spears performs at on her "Circus" tour at Nassau Collseum in Uniondale. (Newsday / Thomas A. Ferrara / March 11, 2009)

Before Britney Spears gives a lapdance to an audience member or gets sawed into three pieces or plays human Whack-a-Mole with her dancers, she stands still. It only lasts for a moment because soon, Spears will get trapped in a golden cage and go Bollywood.

But in that moment, the "Circus" tour is like her life - a massive money-making venture designed to play up her talents and distract from her shortcomings with a mix of techno-tinged sex appeal and disco-flavored flash. And, like her life, it is, more or less, a success.

Sure, she always gets a lot of help from her troupe of 12 dancers, who pull her across the stage or give her rides on their bicycles as well as serve as distractions so we don't notice she's only moving at two-thirds speed or not doing all the moves her dancers are.

They're kind of performance insurance. After all, the stakes are high for the "Circus" tour, her first full-fledged outing since 2004, long before her personal life began to unravel so publicly. And at the sold-out show at Nassau Coliseum last night, Spears definitely plays it safe.

Well, safe for her. She keeps things light, playing around with gender roles and wordplay on "If U Seek Amy." She gives the crowd what it wants, lots of up-tempo numbers, with only "Me Against the Music" reworked extensively into a Bollywood extravaganza.

During the 90-minute set, Spears leaned heavily on her last two albums, with nearly half of the songs coming from "Circus" and "Blackout."

Was she singing? Usually not. (The confusion about the microphones even extends to Spears, who got a little vulgar earlier this week as she described a possible wardrobe malfunction over what turned out to be an open mic during a concert in Tampa.)

Does it matter? Well, not to her overwhelmingly female fan base. Spears has been lip-synching in her act since she graduated from the " Mickey Mouse Club."

For Spears, just standing onstage in front of thousands of people could be seen as a triumph, considering everything she's been through in the past two years. Figuring out a way to turn that experience into a dance-party spectacle shows she's still trying to do more before she stands still again.

http:// www.newsday.com/services/newspaper/printedition/thursday/partii/ny-etbrit1212540951mar12,0,779227.story

Britney Spears performs at on her "Circus" tour at Nassau Collseum in Uniondale. (Newsday / Thomas A. Ferrara / March 11, 2009)

(Continued)

Well, safe for her. She keeps things light, playing around with gender roles and wordplay on "If U Seek Amy." She gives the crowd what it wants, lots of up-tempo numbers, with only "Me Against the Music" reworked extensively into a Bollywood extravaganza.

During the 90-minute set, Spears leaned heavily on her last two albums, with nearly half of the songs coming from "Circus" and "Blackout."

Was she singing? Usually not. (The confusion about the microphones even extends to Spears, who got a little vulgar earlier this week as she described a possible wardrobe malfunction over what turned out to be an open mic during a concert in Tampa.)

Does it matter? Well, not to her overwhelmingly female fan base. Spears has been lip-synching in her act since she graduated from the " Mickey Mouse Club."

For Spears, just standing onstage in front of thousands of people could be seen as a triumph, considering everything she's been through in the past two years. Figuring out a way to turn that experience into a dance-party spectacle shows she's still trying to do more before she stands still again.

http:// www.newsday.com/services/newspaper/printedition/thursday/partii/ny-etbrit1212540951mar12,0,779227.story

Music
Time Out New York / Issue 701 : Mar 5–11, 2009

(Continued)

Arguably, the title track is the disc’s most revealing moment. “All eyes on me, in the center of the ring!” barks Britney, who claims to see herself as a circus ringmaster, when everything about her behavior suggests she’s one robotic move away from pacing her cage like a depressed bear. This tour, then, may well be uncomfortable viewing. But can you look away?—Sophie Harris

http:// www.timeout.com/newyork/articles/music/72096/britney-spears

Do you understand the big picture? Serious music journalists have been rejecting the tour because it is a farce. The Machine has purposefully lied to you about every aspect of her personal and professional life. Fans need to stop being so gullible before someone in real life uses your lack of critical thinking against you and does serious harm.

How utterly not surprising that a stripper pole would be the very center of her act! That and dental floss (hey, they finally found a way to make her use floss) being horrendously used as a crotch cover with zero efficacy!
"Hare 'tis! Iz mah cooter! Sumbuddy, anybuddy jump up onit! PLEEZE! IMA BEGGIN' YA!!!!"

I agree 11:54. I have also been reading her fans reaction to her 'coming out' fiascos. It disturbing to see young female fans say it was 'cute' when she yelled, ’My pussy is hanging out!’ None of them seem to understand when a woman demeans herself, she invites others to demean her too. Britney's sadomasochistic bondage act is not sensually provocative. This is the kind of entertainment found at cheap strip clubs and whore houses.

Correction:

None of them seem to understand when a woman debases herself, she invites others to debase her too.

The ONLY thing separating her from the average basement is that they are pumping more money into this 'act'. And that's exactly what it is, one big act! A scam that Milli Vanilli got ripped apart for, but she strives on! I'm surprised that they don't allow idiot fans to slip singles into her crotch after she slip slides on her peen substitute pole! If these same 'fans' really wanted to make her happy, they'd throw so many bags of drugs on the stage, there would be no possible way for her security force (which is primarily there to protect her from her stupid self) to get them all! She would love that, since what she screams for on stage (peen/crotch) is not anything she's going to be getting as long as her pops is running his iron curtain style of blocking her from reality! She's too stupid to even be trusted to do press releases ever since the whine fest/free press release she paid MTV to let her wallow in!

Oops, average basement stripper. Yeah, typos suck sometimes, but whatever!

they look like good buddies, I hope they have a great time together, it looks like they do.

12:31 What you wrote is the unvarnished truth about Britney Spears and her act!

Paid help! He's there only because they are paying him ridiculous amounts of money to put up with her shit! And he's fought hard to clearly not be linked to her in any other fashion but that of a paid boot (but not crotch) licker! He obviously plays these little games so she doesn't totally flip out and fire his ass off the money train. Dumb bastard is smart enough not to be the next Kornfed!

12:32 As someone said to me, 'Typos, smypos'!

That was probably me who said that.

It’s nothing more than a façade like everything else in her personal and professional life. The fans have been defending her for so long, they probably fear being embarrassed by admitting they were manipulated by the Machine and the Hillbilly Harlot.

It made me smile! :)

I'm old enough to remember having the privileged to be close enough to see at close hand (withing 30 feet) when one of the sets of astronauts came back from a space mission way back in the day (high ranked military parent). They were still afraid of dangerous 'space bacteria' and other things, so they kept these guys suited up in contamination suits until the were medically cleared at Pearl Harbor Naval Base. I imagine the isolation they are forced to keep around this chucklehead must be similar to that moment in time! Almost all of it must be to keep anyone from handing her drugs or alcohol. But it's not only from illegal drugs, but they need to keep her nicely drug up on legal scripts as they hide her from the reality of the the life she worked so hard to acquire-that being her ingrained, desperate, drug seeking nature. They will spend millions to keep this force field running, because they clearly understand what really motivates her, drugs, dick, and random debauchery! That's the legacy she brings to the table and will be remembered for. A forcibly retired drug whore!

One of her fans will probably be the founder of a S&M whore house with southern-drawling, obese dominatrices luring chubby chasers.

You have extraordinary memories of the space program. I'm green with envy!

‘They will spend millions to keep this force field running, because they clearly understand what really motivates her, drugs, dick, and random debauchery! That's the legacy she brings to the table and will be remembered for. A forcibly retired drug whore!’

Beautifully and succinctly said!

Well, I'm tired.

Goodnight! :)

I don't mind the rare fan who actually figures out these things so much. It's the ones that are just to stupid or blind to see any sort of reality. A couple of days ago, so dirt brained idiot fantard came here and said how she could easily become some sort of renowned religious figure in conservative circles!!!! It wasn't only that freshly steaming butt nugget of non-thought, but everything else that this person said in the same vein! What's even more terrifying is that fecal brained fool actually strongly believed the crap they shoveled out! It's a scary thought that these people are out running around without a clue in this world! A few scrapes with Darwin will eventually set them straight, one ugly way or another.

Good night! And I was fairly young when the astronauts came back. It wasn't THE moon mission, but one of the subsequent trips! Still very cool to see first hand!

I'm glad I missed THAT one, seriously!

my god what a slob she is

Damn 'too'!

Very cool indeed!

I'm sure it's a treasured memory.

Night! :)

'some'-not 'so', oh well, it's late and that's what happens with free form, on-the-fly typing and no follow up checking.

'Typos, smypos'! ;)

Sleep well!

Yeah, it really sucked growing up in Hawaii as a kid and watching things like that! Later!

I wish people would just leave her alone...who cares who she hangs out with...life goes on you know!

^oh boo hoo^

MY PUUUUUUUUSSSSSY IS HANGIN OUUUUUUT

MY PUUUUUUSSSSSY IS HANGIN OUUUUUUT

For people who say this tour is a "bust", have you not read ANY reviews? There are some who didn't enjoy it, but the majority LOVE IT! It's her most critcally acclaimed tour TO DATE!

She hasn't been this happy for a long time. And its sad that people like the people posting here would want that to stop for her. If you wouldn't want other people to be happy, than you're an idiot. Regardless as to who it is.

Britney, your fans love you. You killed it in front of a SOLD OUT crowd last night. Keep it up, girl :)

Britney has always had, the worst legs.
Her legs are masculine , short, fat and stumpy.

Kimbeley, you must be blind! Britney has NO curves, she has the opposite. She doesn't go in and out at all. She has a stocky square, mannish body, with tree trunk legs, no hip to waist ratio and bulky shoulders, back and neck.

Britney is on MEDS, so most people on them smile, but they are falling apart inside.
This tour is a way to squeeze out some extra money from Britney before she ends her own life or has to go into a mental ward for life. Britney isn't enjoying it at all - in fact, she's just doing it because she is being told to.

Britney has a FP (fat punane). Go to egotastic to see her nasty flap hanging out.

The psychos with Borderline personality disorders (Britney) have to dress up and do sexual things to feel relevant. I just hope her father makes sure she is up to date (like a DOG) with her depro shots (birth control).

WHY IS X SO SLOW WITH THEIR NEWS? EVERYONE ELSE (PEREZ.TMZ.DLISTED) HAS KNEW NEWS UP
THESE ASSHOLES MUST STILL BE IN BED. HOW UNPROFESSIONAL OF YOU!

if she chose to use depo provera
that's why she's so chunky
i wouldn't touch that crap with a 10 foot poll, theres diff options out there.

Britney can't make any choices. I just know that her father is in charge of her health/medication (as well as everything else), so you KNOW the 1st thing he did was make sure she is not able to have more children. Britney could not be trusted to take a birth control pill everyday, or keep a patch on - so it HAS to be shots..... just like a DOG.

she is fat and disgusting.who wants to date her

The only guys Britney can get are bottom-feeding LOSERS. (ie KFed and Adnan). The only reason for any guy to go for her is $$$, but even Kfed walked away from the money to be away from her.

She needs to do something about those legs

Any man who gets involved with this brainless twit is a complete moron.

When she said she wanted to have more children, it made me cringe too. Depo Provera would help control potential problem. I have a creative suggestion. Use enough Norplant to make her look like she’s undergoing full body acupuncture. It will prevent her from procreating and serve as a warning sign to men.

5:03 you're a public relations hack’s wet dream!

I love Britney.

She's a dirty, stupid skank who needs people in the room just to keep her from hurting her own kids!

old picture....

NO MAN IN HIS RIGHT MIND WOULD GET INVOLVED WITH BRITNEY -- SHE IS A DISGUSTING HO WHO IS MESSED UP.