UPDATE: Brit's Mystery Man ID'd!!

she looks so sad

OLD NEWS X17! NO MAN IN HIS RIGHT MIND WOULD HOOK UP WITH THIS MENTAL CASE.

Review:
Out-of-synch lip-synching. Lethargic movements

Ha a poster from the last Brit blog called it. he is the idiot manager named Will. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Bullsh*t 1:19PM, there are thousands of men in their right minds that would love to pull a KFED; marry her, knock her up, and have the a free meal ticket for the next 18yrs. Hell I'd even woller in the mud with the hog to never hafta work again. Don't know if the odds of having down-baby would be worth it though.

Ain't no bone jumpin' goin' on on my watch!

He looks like K-FED

There's wierdos out there banging livestock and pets, so maybe Brit has a chance to sneak one in under the radar; if she can only find a quiet bathroom alone for 2 minutes.

1:43- Funny as hell!! Best post all day!!

dude, she hasn't gotten laid in a yr. knock her up * collect some cash before adscum does.

WTF is with his hair? He looks like an idiot

Lindsey, I don't know what you're talking about, I'd do him in a minute! I met him once at a white sox game with this asian friend of his. Give him and his hair a chance.

The dude's trying to go for the 'Robert Pattinson I haven't washed my hair in weeks look'. Something Brit is surely familiar with! But Pops still tightly holds the keys to the chastity belt, so no dick for her!

No man wants anything to do with this waste of space. She's a complete moron.

Where have all the canadian commenter's been lately? The britards are getting tired of being the dumbest posters on here.

Here's what's going to happen with this imbecile:

The Britards have been screaming their heads off for a long time now, yelling "she's back!" and "she's amazing!" and on and on about how great this new CD is and how she's going to sell out her shows and all that garbage.

This tour will tank, if it even happens, and attendance at the shows will be horrible. She will get terrible reviews, will get ravaged in the press, and probably have some kind of episode.

Then, in true Britard fashion, the Britards will start screaming about how she was pushed into doing all these things, she wasn't ready, she needs to heal, it's her parents fault, it's her handlers fault, it's everybody's fault!!!!

Watch and see. Mark my words. It's going to happen just as I say.

Britney should have named her tour ASYLUM and instead of circus animals and trapeze artists, they should have had a mental ward theme, with doctors and straight jackets and gurneys. I think that would have been awesome. I thought of this while I was in the shower. I do some of my best thinking in that shower.

She could come out on a gurny or in a sexy straight jacket and then she could "escape" from the straight jacket with some sort of magic trick. Then, the dancers could all be doctors that try to chase Britney around stage as the escaped mental patient. It could be like a musical sort of.

Joe, you don't have to worry about me jumping line past you and the "thousands of other guys" to bang her! Dude, think about all the sleezy, greasy guys, girls and multi-cross-gendered-God-only-knows-what-they-are-mutations-of-nature she has slept with over the last couple of years! On top of them, you GOTTA think that as drugged as good ole Sam had her for so long that SURELY he slipped her the old Oscar Meyer a few times. And then there were the dogs. Remember the dogs? I'm guessin they were enjoying her Kibbles N' Bits too - she never went anywhere without them. However, if you ever find that you DO have the opportunity to sample her, uh, "goodies", (hey, who knows? LOTS of people have!)my suggestion would be use a minimum of three premium, brand-name condoms. I wouldn't worry about them being lubricated - my guess is her vag is oozing enough pus to keep things slippery. Personally, I would also want a good quality wetsuit, just make sure it has a U.S. Coast Guard certification for diving in toxic chemical spills. When you are done, I would high-tail-it to your neighborhood high-pressure car wash for a thorough shower. And spring the extra two bucks for the triple coat shine and sealant - it might just be strong enough to keep you from passing on whatever diseases she gives you to someone else down the road.

hes hot!

she's on anti-depressant medications. They kill the sex drive, she probably doesn't even know what to do with a guy now she's so doped up.

She looks great!

that guy's my cousin.

That blonde hottie looks like a total flammer if u ask me!

LOU MALNATIS PIZZA

Will - PA my man

P.A.

big willieeeee you stupidddd

i bet she is a complete slutty madam in the sack

fyi..... his dad owns lou malnatis pizza in chicago..... def doesn't need her.. he's loaded

who wrote PA?

BIG WILLIE. 2:52 is definitely melissa.

that guy is a bottle host at tenjune -- hired help for sure

phi alpha

I heard he SUCKS in poker.

I've heard that his guy is mad legit and pure class in the Manhattan social scene. I'm sure he exclusively 'deals' with models.

Will looks a lot better than britt

I heard he's fucking Matt Damon

If you look closely, you may see the blonde hottie holding a pocket calculator

is he in a house?

does he drink beers?? lets rush him

Will Malnati has a small dick, he took me on a date to his daddy's restaurant and it made me sick.. LOSER!

Will...take her DOWNstairs

Will, you've come a long way from Din Din with Deem Deem. Must've had a great pledge ed.

So guys, next up, Will Malnati. Seems like a funny guy, sociable, pretty cool, Perry noted he has "chiseled features", he was definitely talking to some chicks last night... I mean granted one of 'em was Britney Spears and I don't know who let her in, but yeah I think we put him on the dong. All in favor?

I'm so proud of lil bro

He's umm, a pretty good looking guy. Likes to uhhh, talk to girls. Oh, and he likes to drink beers - this guy's in that's all I have to say.

Did you see his myspace page? Maybe we should put him on the fence

Should we do 'the yell' in honor of this event?

OK LET ME LAY IT OUT FOR EVERYONE. WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THAT THIS GUY "DRINKS BEERS" AND "GETS GIRLS."

HOWEVER, I HAVE NOT HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT WHETHER HE "CHILLS." THIS IS CRITICAL. TWO OUT OF THE THREE REQUIREMENTS IS NOT ENOUGH FOR THE DONG.

UNTIL SOMEONE CAN PROVE TO ME THAT HE "CHILLS," HE IS ON THE FENCE AT BEST.