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Water You Doing?
Posted on Wed Apr 2, 2008 08:00 AM PDT
Yesterday may have been April Fool's Day - but the rough treatment Britney Spears endured from her bodyguard was no joke!
The pop princess set off a paparazzi whirlwind yesterday when she stopped by Tracey Ross to do a little shopping. Her beefy bodyguard, however, was hell-bent on shielding Brit from the paps, and stayed close to her side and held up an umbrella as they headed back to her car.
One problem: in the process of doing his best to keep Brit out of the limelight, he splashed her bottle of water all over her face, shirt, and cigarettes!
Luckily, Britney barely reacted, sitting in her car seat quietly until her bodyguard drove away. Good thing Britney didn't want to cause a scene - but you just know that bodyguard's in hot water!
Brit and her bodyguard
Anyone thirsty?
Yikes!
No more!
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Comments
If there hadn't been a paparazzi scrum, the water wouldn't have spilled. I doubt Brit is blaming her bodyguard.
Why is taking her picture doing nothing so important? It isn't to us, the public.
If there hadn't been a paparazzi scrum, the water wouldn't have spilled. I doubt Brit is blaming her bodyguard.
Why is taking her picture doing nothing so important? It isn't to us, the public.
I saw her profile with photos on Richsoulmate.com, where celebrities and wealthy singles hook up. She still feels lonely, doesn't she? Is she looking for a new relationship or just for fun?
ahh she is on to camel lights now--the good stuff...when I smoked b4
Britney please give up the cancer ciggys
Well, she is definitely getting better. She is starting to wear a bra finally!
Awww, poor thing couldn't light her favorite smokies :-( . Hell, she needs to end her phobia of water and start bathing an a regular basis! The only thing the water is going to stain is the dirt on her skin! Scares the hell out of the weave bugs too! After all that, the polluted water just washed it all down into her fucking brown boots of death! I bet those things can walk on their own now!
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that was disgusting. if I were driving that suv i would have been SORELY tempted to run those assholes down.
the behaviour of paps to get a picture of a girl shopping is beyond the pale.
I hope they start arresting paps soon!!
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ITS YOUR (X17) FAULT.
ITS NOT THE BODY GUARDS.
ITS NOT ANYONE BUT YOU PSYCHO PAPS TRYING TO GET YOUR SHOTS.
SO DON'T KNOCK THE BODY GUARD WHEN HE'S ONLY PROTECTING HER!!!!!!
THIS SO CALLED PHOTO AGENCY IS A DISGRACE.
YOU CAUSED ALL OF THIS, NOT THE BODY GUARD.
X17 IS A BUNCH OF FREAKS WHO THINK THEY AREN'T AT FAULT.
MAY YOUR COMPANY GO UNDER AND ALL THE MONEY YOU MADE OFF OF THROWING THIS GIRL UNDER THE BUS WILL BE GONE.
You know what they say - April showers bring May flowers.
Bodyguard has potty mouth!!!!!
I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big Baby. Big Babysitter!
Notice how she's using her purse in what appears to be an attempt to hide an ever protruding belly in the video? Check out her stomach in the video from the side. She's either pregnant or else she's gaining a hell of alot of weight in her mid section.
HA HA HA HA HA HA bi-babe
you huge, malodorous, ignorant asshole!
Hey, I think that's all her real hair! I tried really hard and couldn't see any weave connections. A bra. Crotch covered. Legs looking skinnier. Drinking water instead of Starbuck's. Now all she needs is to lose the boots! Great job, Britney, keep up the improvements! BTW, she looked GREAT the other night at the Dodgers game. Good makeup---skin looked perfect, radiant, smiling. Atta girl. Just please keep working on the multiple personality disorder and lose the British accent and the wig thing...
This paparazzi swarm was amazing---the biggest I've seen in weeks. I thought the paps lost interest in her.?.? Maybe her elusiveness makes her even more desired?
And this is an honest question, not a ridicule, but I've always wondered how the paps find out where she's going to be in time to get there and record her?
Anon. @8:29AM: Yeah, I noticed that too. She's got a double chin going on today too. I think she's having a fat day. She looked GREAT (and skinny!) the other night at the Dodgers game. Hopefully it's just daddy's good cooking, the meds., and her period bloating! Hopefully it's true what I read in a magazine a month or so ago that she's on the depo provera shots again and therefore not preggers. They too can make you gain weight. Poor girl has it all against her for staying skinny right now...
After watching that video, I think if I was her I would've lost my mind a long time ago.
I'm sorry, why is she famous? Oh yeah, for being mentally ill.
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For selling 100 million cds and being one of the best selling artists of all time and one of the most famous women in the world for 10 years? Maybe?
Appears to be the same jeans she was wearing Sunday. It just amazes me how this woman does not take any pride in her appearance. The woman could at least attempt to dress as nice as her hired help.
"I'm sorry, why is she famous? Oh yeah, for being mentally ill.
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For selling 100 million cds and being one of the best selling artists of all time and one of the most famous women in the world for 10 years? Maybe?"
You forgot "for being a completely talentless moron who sold her crap to dumbass 12-year old girls who wouldn't know real music if it bit them in the ass".
Oh, and the mentally ill thing too.
The paps caused the situation, as usual. Stop trying to make the celebrities, and the people they hire to keep you guys away, look bad just so you can get "the shot" (read: $$$). Look closer, several paps couldn't get a shot by leaning over the car (which could damage it)...so THEY OPENED THE DOOR!?!?!?!?!? WTF!?!?!
I think the paps should be locked up one by one. She should get the names, and give permanent restraining orders against each and every one of those guys, so they have to stay at least 100 yards away from her. If I still lived in CA, I would be fine with having my tax dollars used for providing her with police escorts. Paps obviously can't respect boundaries, as exhibited here; I wonder how many innocent people have been hurt by the paps?
I, for one, like to peruse the enterainment gossip websites. But I can certainly go without the pictures and video. Especially if this is how you go about getting them.
Britney Spears is REALLY starting to turn into a FIRST CLASS skank.
hey brit retard, next time put the cap back on the water bottle.
I can go without the pictures as well. I don't care about mundane everyday things that people do. Hell, I went shopping yesterday and I'm going to the movies tonight...wanna photograph me?
Anyway, what is her profile name at richsoulmate.com? I've heard she's on there several times, but haven't seen her profile.
She looks like she's about to cry in the pic directly below the video. I actually feel bad for her here.
8:48
Yep, the paps are really stepping over the line here with Spears.
I also noticed several individuals with cells phone taking pictures. I wonder how many people attempting to get a picture actually work for a agency?
People who think she is Beautiful need tO have their fucking eyes checked.. SHE IS BUTT ASS UGLY
Her real hair? Notby a long shot. How do the paps keep up with her? Some are "assigned" to follow her. It has been well documented that in the past she called, emailed and texted them with her whereabouts. Don't know if that still happens now.
SAME NASTY JEANS ( CANT SHE PEEL THEM OFF ) SAME DISGUSTING UGLY ASS BROWN STINKY BOOTS, SAME NASTY ASS HAIR AND PIMPLE FACE WITH A DOUBLE CHIN. WOW SHES A BEAUT... HA HA HAHA HAHA HAHA
I'm not going to cast my vote for her being ugly, but she has damn sure looked better. She actually should be ashamed of herself for not taking more pride in her appearance.
Some things never change....SLOB!!!!!
HER REAL HAIR ??? DO YOU NEED GLASSES ???? YUCK. JUST YUCK !!
WOW She really has turned into a fat cow who is gong to be alone for the rest of hr nasty life !!!!!
Too bad he wouldn't have hit her and shoved the bottle down her throat, that would be worth seeing...LOL she is such a waste of time.
If I still lived in CA, I would be fine with having my tax dollars used for providing her with police escorts...
April 2, 2008 8:48 AM - Anonymous
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that's because you are a DIM-WITTED BRITARDED FANATICAL!! LMAO!!
you want everyday hard-working 'CITIZENS' to pay for 'police escorts' for this CRAZY COOTCHIE FLASHING ATTENTION WHORE!?!?
that's the funniest fucking thing i've read in my entire life!!
Shitney is the biggest fuck up... The saddest thing is seeing her Trying to make a comeback...
Hey Shitney... Everyone is laughing at you... Brahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa
Oh My Gosh, this is so ridiculous! When are lawmakers going to do something about the paps. There should be a serious law requiring all paps to stay 50 - 75 ft away from celebrities, their cars, their children and any establishment they visit. The Summit should not allow paps to hang out within 100 FT of their entrance. The paps are totally out of control and need to be stopped. I mean, sure these people are celebrities, but they are also human beings who deserve the respect and privacy they are entitles too. Let the girl breathe for crying out loud. The paps are the one's who are keeping this girl in a prison like atmosphere, not the courts, nor her dad. Someone is going to seriously get hurt behind the "million dollar" photo. What will Johnny Law have to say then?
Good call Paps Hater.
She's doing every day mundane things. She's getting better now and needs some space.
The sensationalism she WAS causing was her own fault, but now thatit looks like she's on the road to recovery why can't they just give her some effing space.
Good God,Man.
xo
9:32am Bi Babe, are you the original Bi Babe or the fake Bi Babe? Are you really Jimmy Tucker???
Inquiring minds want to know...
the new m&m commercial reminds me of britney. the blue m&m is in a laundry mat. catch it if you get a chance.
What exactly is the purpose of a zoom lense again?
our apologies to all for having brought into the world such a hateful human being. we never knew that jglad would not amount to anything. one of us paid no attention to our daughter and had occasionally dropped her on her head. we think that is the reason she is so mentally disturbed. the other one chose to end what was left of his life. that may have contributed to all of the anger management issues that she has. forgive us because we never wanted to have her in the first place. accidents do happen. i would like to warn all future parents out there to use condoms. to not have a child like jglad is the reason you should use them. none of us knew that all she would end up doing is spending her time online complaining about celebrities. we understand it is an abomination that she is still here without a single thing to do with her life. once again, if we could have done something to have prevented her from ever existing we would have. our apologies to all.
I think,that is one of those "high tech" pieces of equipment used by real photographers!
the beginning of the video,it looks like britney walked back to the shelf and put something in her back pocket....she stole something again,
then when she's in teh dressing room she puts it in her purse. you can see from the video she keeps checking her back pocket the one on the right.
SHE STOLE SOMETHING !!!
She's got those same Pissy boots on again - buy some new F'n shoes stupid idiot, maybe some CFM's to make your stubs look longer and sexyer!
Britney stole Sean's body guard, too!
The only and only remedy for stupidity is suffering.
The only and only remedy for spiritual stupidity is meaningless spiritual suffering . Falls friends ,meaningless carrier , meaningless attention, British pass forever? Completely waist...
Love :)
Maybe Britney wants him to take her to the gym so she can play with friends her own age too!
Thanks Britney for having removed all your tattoos.
Thanks Britney for having stopped smoking.
Thanks Britney...
Love :)
I think Sunnyday got covered by the clouds. Huh, what are you trying to say?
ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)
My soul , my inner light that fragile , innocent child in me .So Precious , so Powerful. Worth to live for , worth to care for.
Never for sell...
Love :)
Astral life?
Cheep "enlightment" for losers.
How destructive for body and psyche.
No Thanks!
Love :)
POOR BABY BODY GUARD GOT HER METH LACED CIGARETTES ALL WET.
THE BODY GUARD DID HER A FAVOR.IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE HER SKIN SAW SOME FORM OF WATER.
Stessa merda, diversi giorni
The only and only remedy for stupidity is suffering.
The only and only remedy for spiritual stupidity is meaningless spiritual suffering . Falls friends ,meaningless carrier , meaningless attention, meningless money , British pass forever?
Completely waist
Waist of Divine ...
Love :)
The only and only remedy for stupidity is suffering.
The only and only remedy for spiritual stupidity is meaningless spiritual suffering . Falls friends ,meaningless carrier , meaningless attention, meningless money , British pass forever?
Completely waist
Waist of Divine ...
Love :)
Thanks Britney for having stopped smoking.
Thanks Britney for having removed all your tattoos.
Thanks Britney for not serving the parasites.
Thanks Britney for not selling away your light.
Thanks Britney...
no Improvement no Light ...
The only and only remedy for stupidity is suffering.
Doing "good" bab...
Love :)
The only and only remedy for stupidity is suffering.
Doing "good" bab...
Love :)
The only and only remedy for stupidity is suffering.
Doing so so "good" bab...
Love :)
She looks great, i like the headband. She also seemed to have lost weight, her arms look tiny!
I'm sorry, why is she famous? Oh yeah, for being mentally ill.
April 2, 2008 8:01 AM
Posted by: bi-babe
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And you are famous for what? Oh yes I remember a poster saying it before:
a bleached blonde, big bad, bastard blogger.
translation: an illegitimate pissant.
...did her father hide the new wig?
1:12PM
Uh, oh - "HIT & RUN" in progress. Call 911 before it happens again!
haha!
wow! i'm a BRITARDED TROLL i've just about damned near lost my mind!! OH! wait a minute, i forgot, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A DERANGED FANATICAL!!
i 'LIED' about the 'WEATHER' - and i'm always making up RETARDED SHIT like this only proves what a DELUSIONAL TWISTED FREAK of FUCKING NATURE i am !
i'm a TWAT and NEED TO GET A LIFE! STAT!!
LMAO! We wont be seeing that Bodygaurd again!
I don't get all the papz STILL following this person. So what she went shopping. We will still see her in the same old jeans, same old boots with the same rat nest.
She's hot!
Still looks like shit those damn jeans and ugly boot need to be burned but hey at least she is wearing a bra!
They follow her because of us looking at it, spending time on this site, supporting the sponsores right here on this site.
The other celebs get very few comments.
1:27PM
wow! i'm a BRITARDED TROLL i've just about damned near lost my mind!!
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Can't lose something your never had.
"i 'LIED' about the 'WEATHER' "
LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
of course it's someone else's fault she can't get anything into her fat gob without spilling all over the place
HER REAL HAIR????? DO YOU NOT SEE THE 3 INCH LONG HAIRS POKING OUT ALL OVER???? THAT IS HER 'REAL' HAIR.
HER HAIRDRESSER NEEDS TO BE HUNG, DRAWN AND QUARTERED.
Brit's bodyguard doesn't look like a "player". X17 stalkerazzi messes with him, he'll open a "can of whoop ass" on them.
OMGWAD kira it's SOOOOOO *HOT* and 'HUMID' in NYC today!
*WHEWWWWW* I'm SwEaTiNg!!!
A high of 61 degrees and 32% humidity today in New York city?
I do not believe that you're sweating, but I do think you're nuts.
BTW, Jtarded your low for tonight is projected to be 32 degrees. Why try sleeping outside tonight with the dogs where you belong??? lol
4:08 is probably just someone Imp'ing Jglad. There's so much of it going down it's hard to tell.
Britney darlin, your act is anything but together these days of late. Could you at least try wearing some decent clothes in public? And get rid of that rat nest weave B.S.
FUCKING BRITARD LOOOOOSERS NEED TO LICK MY ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!! IGNORANCE MAKES ME WANT MY ASSHOLE LICKED !!!!!!!!
FUCKING BRITARD LOOOOOSERS NEED TO LICK MY ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!! IGNORANCE MAKES ME WANT MY ASSHOLE LICKED !!!!!!!!
THEIGNORANCE IS SO STRONG TODAY I THINK I NEED YOU TO LICK MY BALLS TOO !!!!!!
I feel bad for the BG. The BJS BG & SPF/JJF BG should arm wrestle every 6 mos. The loser gets stuck with BJS. The winner gets SPF/JJF.
Anon. @5:34PM: THAT'S HILARIOUS!
I am a lil' bit cuckoo for cocoa puffs but i still maintain that "DRUGS" are the prevailing factor for my 'CrAzY' actions.
i think the reason I was getting 'AWAY' with it is because I SWITCHED over from FUN ILLEGAL NARCOTICS to 'HELPFUL' PRESCRIPTION drugs...
you can't be 'FORCED' into rehab unless you've been 'ARRESTED' & a JUDGE orders it. Trust me, I know.
I didn't 'VOLUNTARILY' want to either...
sucks but it's true. i *WISH* the laws were restructured to protect the innocent children with us negligent 'MOTHER/PARENTS' but that's not the case as of right now...
Jglad's problem is that she was Britney "SPEARED" in the brain.
Brit's what 37 or 38 years old now?
I think she should date Brandon Davis (Greasy). They are both wealthy scumbags who fear hygiene. They could both roll around in each other's grease until they are both fully emulsified! After they mess up each other's lives, Davis could give us the new phrase of Cheeto Crotch!
Oh she is not pregnant
Get over the teen body she used to have, because she WAS a teen, she's almost 27 years old and has had 2 children. So she does not weigh 95, no way is she FAT or PREGNANT looking, nothing makes anyone happy, too thin, too fat, pregnant, just let people be!
I feel bad for the BG. The BJS BG & SPF/JJF BG should arm wrestle every 6 mos. The loser gets stuck with BJS. The winner gets SPF/JJF.
April 2, 2008 5:34 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
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I like your thinking, sounds like a good idea. I think this BG would "win" SPF/JJF everytime.
It's too bad they didn't throw in a bar of soap witht the splash of water.
i feel so bad 4 her her kids they will have 2 see this in 15 years hopefully she'll be a better mother my prayers go out to her 4 real
I hate chipped nail polish lol!
You People Need To Stop Haten On Britt Because Not One Of You Are Any Better Then Her.o Yah Yall Are Just Jealous.
BITCH PLEASE AINT NO ONE JEALOUS OF THE NASTY BITCH WHO DOSENT EVEN TAKE CARE OF HER KIDS
BITCH PLEASE AINT NO ONE JEALOUS OF THE NASTY BITCH WHO DOSENT EVEN TAKE CARE OF HER KIDS
she is just like any other girl...ecept she has a body gaurd...anyway cant u tell by that one pic she wants u paperatzii's to leave her alone,i know im britney fan but u dnt see me following her around...LEAVE HER ALONE!!
she is just like any other girl...ecept she has a body gaurd...anyway cant u tell by that one pic she wants u paperatzii's to leave her alone,i know im britney fan but u dnt see me following her around...LEAVE HER ALONE!!