What's In Brit's Bag?

1st

What is so pitiful (besides the "1st" post) is that she thinks she is that important that she needs to be surrounded like the President. If she would have surrounded herself with her children instead of her pretentiousness, she might not be the childless loser she is today.

heck, maybe there's a bra in one of those bags!!! Her tits and nips are headed south bigtime!!

Something for HERSELF of course. She's the most self absorbed woman on the planet.

"Tour" over. Back to her shitty-looking self. Someone give Shit Shit a brush for Christmas.

She looks ugly and haggard without all that make up on.

Why can't some nutacse just shoot this whore and close range? she is worthless.

she looks like crap and probably smells like crap too. she needs to wash her hair. can't someone throw her in the shower? smelly cow.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say there is absolutly nothing in the bag for her boys.

Everything she buys is for herself and not for her boys. I bet it's the grandparents who go Xmas shopping for the kids. Britney just buys gifts for herself.
everything is about her.

The second she slaps clothes on her broad back she turns fashion to trashion.

A wide assortment of dildos, butt plugs, and sex toys from Kitson's hidden sex catalog must be in her bag. It's not like she's going to be going on a date or getting any anytime soon.

I certainly hope if she tried prying on any pants there that daddy made her wear underwear! Probably best to just burn anything she tries on, just to be safe! She probably covered it all in chicken and hair grease, so it should easily burn.

Jamie puts on his killer clown mask from the doc to scare losers away.

Hopefully Kevin is asking those boys what they want Santa to bring them, or they have no chance of getting what they want (unless their Christmas wish is to spend more time with the nanny).

Yeah, Shitney will probably get them another set of mini cars with built in lighters and ashtrays, so she can stand around and chain smoke and talk on her phone while they do something even she's not allowed to do, drive. Maybe when she has her breakdown, she can steal one and try a low speed escape from her captors!

spoiled rotten little B I T C H W H O R E C U N T W H O R E S L U T f u c k i n g a s s h o l e f u c k her

oh goodie!
there's that bald manager with
the huge fat c*ck!!!

Don't foget TWAT

all of you guys' comments dont make any sense! None of the stuff is true..hmm haggard? no. shitty looking? no. self absorbed? no..but i know what all of you are. JEALOUS. Im probably the only one gonna speak the truth. She looks normal, and pretty. Unlike most of the fat cows that post on here..

the prisioner's wearing a stripy shirt hehe

Where are your shoes Britney?

OMG!!the same haters everyday are here everytime watching out for a topic about britney just for hating on her;you're always saying the same things,so you are not funny anymore'i'm bored by the same criticisms

she looks like she had fun I guess.

slutini you are so shocked and amazed by it all?
cant you find something more exciting then being a hate mongrel?:P

Shitney is an egocentric, self-satisfied, smug, has-been pop-tart who thinks of no one but herself. IF she does buy her boys Christmas gifts, they'll be inappropriate things from Rite-Aid, like last years "pony". It's a good thing the children have a caring Father and Grandparents who remember they're around other than for photo-ops. Shitney needs a total extreme makeover for her Christmas gift. She reeks of "attitude" and mental instability in these photos, which is difficult to fathom considering what a useless piece of human garbage she is. A blight upon humanity....

The kids are into cars and trucks and the moron bought them ANOTHER pony!!!

Yes, most of the country is suffering. Some, without a job or even a home. It might be nice if the spoiled, selfish bitches in Hollywood remember that and helped those in need, instead of ALWAYS thinking only about themselves.

TFG it's almost over. She had a 6 record deal w/ Jive. Circus is #6. She's washed up in the biz. Labels don't want damaged goods.

I hope they dont decide to renew their contract with her. It would not be in their best interest. Recession is calling...she is too much of a risk.

9:44 P.M. Shitney is not only "a risk" but has NO talent and brings nothing new to the music industry. It's the same old stuff she was pumping out years ago, although now she can't lip sync or dance. She's a has-been who should retire and practice being a mother to her two boys, whom she conveniently forgets most days. She's being hyped to the point where it's totally ridiculous and rational people want nothing to do with her...

Yes and her fanatical fans are helping to try and hype her up as much as possible but it wont help. she is pretty much done.

The smelly skank looks disgusting. Seh has a chin of an 83-year old.

Nick is a zitty greasy balding cocksucer - and the only cock he gets to suck is his own.

I don't even want to think about how YOU must look, loser, if the best person you could find to idolize is this pathetic excuse of a human being, the greasy unwashed worn out aging matron, Shit Smears. Drugs anyone?

Anyone who thinks Zitney is "pretty" not only needs stronger glasses, they also need a conservator.

I was wondering if her "tour" is going to be called "Throwing Hands Up in the Air". Because that's all the incompetent saggy hick does. She is certainly not dancing.

Or maybe we should just skip all the rest and simply call it "Throwing Up" tour. I find that quite appropriate, considering Crapney's music.

Or, even better, the tour should consist of simply playing the playbacks, and the trashy skank should stay at home. Sh does not sing, she does not dance - so what's the point of her being there?

They won't renew her contract. She can't sing live. She can barely dance. She's pushing 30. She's under c-ship. She'll prolly fall & fold the tour. They'd be crazy to risk keeping her on. It's bad business.

Why doesn't anybody tell her how disgustingly saggy are her south-pointing udders? We don't need to see those, ever again.

And instead of constantly getting lip injections, she should seriously consider removing that sagging turkey skin below her chin. I mean, Thanksgiving is over.

Yep, I mean (((((gooble gooble)))))

The Curious perfume ad was on. In rl, she lives like a nun. The guy's hot.

That's a good point about her shoes, 7:09.

It's been known for quite some time that she is painfully aware of her short, unattractive stumpy fat tree-trunk legs. They are quite freakishly short for her body. Especially for someone who cannot sing so she has to pretend to be a "dancer" ... So what she always does is buy extremely long jeans or sweatpants and have them fitted especially for her so that they cover her feet and her shoes or boots, together with their heels.

She thinks it makes her legs look longer and therefore her figure slimmer. But in fact this just makes her look pathetic because it's unhygienic to be sweeping the street dust and spits and all the shit like that. Plus, everybody knows what she's doing. This is NOT fashion. This is just a pathetic attempt of this freak to look taller, slimmer and more "normal" than she really is.

You all know, that for Preston and Jayden, “visiting” Mommy is just the way life is. That’s all they know. They also know that their real home is with Daddy. With Daddy, they can be their selves. With Mommy, they know that they will be soon going to their home, where they feel safe and secure. Both of them are just little toddlers, who can not understand the adult world. I hope that they escape the stigma of being Britney’s kids, as they grow up. I truly hope that life will be kind to them.

The sad truth is that as long as there are incompetent losers, trashy skanks, zitty morons and mentally disturbed people on this world, Shitney Smears will have fans.

I agree, 10:48. It's been traumatic enough for the little tykes to have to spend time with her and to have to call this disgusting child abuser and selfish deranged person "mommy".

Everyone knows her abuses must have been horrible if even the judge and her own parents thought it better for the kids to be taken away from her.

For Christ's sake, can't somebody from her 15 handlers tell her to wear a bra? If her father is too incompetent and hillbilly to notice.

10:56,
How horrible it must be, to have a mother, who is unable to love you, unconditionally. When most mothers give birth, that child becomes the most important thing in their universe. That didn’t happen for Britney, for what ever reason. I’m thankful that their father realized that these children needed to be nurtured.
Preston and Jayden will grow-up into adulthood one day. I hope that both of them have very successful lives.

Realistic, I am not 10:56, but something did indeed happen that was serious enough for the courts to remove her parental rights (we all remember the 'frequent and habitual' stuff, among other things) AND later (through perhaps a separate court) install a hard core conservatorship. To then project that on to an anon person is ridiculous. To use such an argument is not valid and seemingly ad hominem in nature. You can agree or disagree with 10:56's opinion, but it is still an opinion, as is yours and mine as well. Just making a point.

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12:21 A good point it is! Consensus ad idem!

Sane, paululum linguae latinae dico.
But then again, it is only a hobby.

Sane, paululum linguae latinae dico.
But then again, it is only a hobby.

Rumex, EGO geminus meus incursus

You people here are the same obsessed people who are always here, You talk Stupid. Britney is on top of the world right now and there is nothing you can do with all this talk. To the person who wishes someone would murder her you better hope that does not happen because the law might be coming after you for conspiracy to commit murder. You are blatantly seeking someone to harm her. It is because of psychos like you that she is surrounded by law enforcement and bodyguards. I am forwarding your post to the FBI for them to check you out. My friend works for ICE, she is an officer who arrests illegal aliens and she agreed that you need to be turned in. Your IP has been checked and you do this much too often. You better hope no one tries to harm her and then says they did it for you. You are looking at some prison time.

7:48 PM (you have to go waaaaayyyyy up through the comments to find something 'supportive') if you haven't noticed by now, EVERYONE thinks she's washed up, hideous, done, selfish and ever other negative adjective. Your whining about how bored you are isn't exactly facing reality. She's a loser of a mother and no one cares about her anymore.

Wee at least the whole world knows where her boys will be living their WHOLE LIFE, and it wont be with this useless excuse of a mother. SORRY CHILDREN, MOMMYS LIP SYNCING TOUR COMES FIRST YALL.........

3:47, I can hear the headlines now, "Anonymous comment on gossip rag site leads to someone who did absolutely nothing. The 10 year old was in her room eating Cheetos when police arrived" What a joke you are! I am LMAO @ your "forwarding the post to the FBI". I wonder if they have a "delete asinine email" department for idiots like you. LOL "your IP has been checked" hahahahahahahahahaaaaa prison time hahahahahaha

How much fun Shopping with your paid handlers instead of REAL friends or family. YOU DESERVE TO BE ALLLLL ALONE WITH YOUR HANDLERS BITCH,I HOPE YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WHILE KEVINS BOYS ARE TUCKED IN THEIR BEDS AT THEIR REAL HOME WITH THEIR REAL DADDY !

3:47 is a psychopath.

eww! her nipples are huge and pointy
she could poke someones eye out
not attractive at all!

4:11 is also a psychopath

4:22 sounds like a lesbo

lol agree dat!

hehe

LESBO ALERT @ 4:22.

ANYONE WHO STARES THAT MUCH AT A WOMAN'S NIPS HAS TO BE SO I AGREE TOO

ANYONE WHO STARES THAT MUCH AT A WOMAN'S NIPS HAS TO BE SO I AGREE TOO

ROFL

Are you sure that she bought some gifts for her kids? Maybe she bought some more sex toys to go along with all of the other ones that she already has.

OMG I SAW HER PROFILE AT WWW.NASTYHAIRYBITCHESWHOHOLDTHEIRKIDSHOSTAGE.COM

Her boobs were huge at one point
now they have deflated . They sag and point to her knees now. That's why her niples are pointing down and they are huge.

Oh goodie the FBI will finally know the IP of the REAL nutcase! Thanks for making it easy on us and contacting them directly, yourself!

Well things have shifted, 6 months ago the caption would have implied she was hiding her pregnant belly with the bag! It could have been about her stripping nude in the store fitting room. Shopping in her old wedding dress and pink wig. Let us not forget the paps paying for stolen items. Who cares what is in the bag, at least LA is a safer place, her children are safe, she is working on her overall image and certainly seems more stable. Even if that stability comes by way of life in a bubble, it has created a more positive enviornment and ensures her safety and the two Lil-Feds.

SHE DOESN'T DESERVE ALL OF THIS ATTENTION BECAUSE SHE IS A NO-GOOD WORTHLESS HUMAN BEING THAT IS ONLY WORRIED ABOUT GETTING HERSELF NOTICIED. ENOUGH ALREADY.

My grandma has perkier bOObs than Shitney!!!

Poor Britney Spears. While her former Mousketeer Pals are well, having a REAL life - going out without babysitters, cozying up to their partners, playing with their children and forming careers on REAL talent - Britney is without love, alone except for the people paid to be with her, without her children (without supervision)! BRITNEY IS A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She looks great!

Why do you not leave her alone? Did you not see her Documentary? You guys claim you love B so much but then turn around and buy photos from the same people who are driving her crazy and making her fear for her safety..... if you did see the documentary you would know she is a confused sad girl who needs to be in a pyschologist's office and not in the public eye. So please if you really do care about Britney boycott the paps who go after her so aggressively.... I'm sure thats all she wants. And all those people with thier "shitney" comments need to think twice befre they speak (or type), I'm sure your life is not perfect either. We all have flaws.