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Who Wants To Work For Britney Spears?
Posted on Tue Jan 13, 2009 08:30 AM PDT
If you're familiar with all things Britney, and you're addicted to MySpace and Facebook, it looks like you might have a shot at working for the pop princess!
TechCruch.com reports that a Harvard-only job message board posted a listing the other day for the position of “Britney Spears’ 2.0 Media Manager.” Yup, apparently Brandcasting Unlimited (the company that manages all of Brit’s "digital media and online properties”) is looking for a Harvard grad to tackle the task.
Here's the complete listing:
Think you have what it takes to handle Britney's online affairs?
It's a pretty important job!
Links:
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Comments
funny, i will uploaded this to tall dating site---Tallmingle . c o m--- to share with my best friends,especially the hot models.
Yeah, too bad people from Harvard are smart enough not to work for this dim-witted bitch.
no one.she is a frek person.slut.no talent at all
Sorry I have already applied in Australia... lol
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com/s/afp/20090113/od_afp/lifestyleaustraliatourismoffbeat_20090113032028
Job Description: Mange? You think a Harvard grad would actually use spell-check, nevermind being able to spell correctly in the first place. Pitiful.
LOL! They can't even write the word Manage correctly in the first line of the job description. Whoever wrote it, certainly did no go to Harvard. Losers!
One qualification that wasn't mentioned but would be most beneficial is the "patience of Job". If anyone was idiotic or desperate enough to work for Shitney, he/she would have to be exceedingly flexible as well as hearing impaired and blind. That way the employee wouldn't have to listen to her lip sync or watch her writhe (dance??). BS has a difficult time keeping employees-wonder why? Hee Haw!
ROTFL
Not even a High School Diploma?
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Gosh I hope this is a joke! They are not asking for any real qualifications or education. It sounds more like an ad, for that guy who posts the dating websites here!
HA!! Give the job to her dad Jamie. Sounds like he thinks he,s the one who can handle it all anyway. He has run off everyone in her life and even restricts time with the boys and her mom. Oh yea, and took her phone away. Britney is 27 years old and punished by her father. They had a major blow up.
mange (wiki-outtake)
Similar skin infestations in humans are not usually called mange but Demodicosis which may have a rosacea-like appearance.
Is that the stuff on her chin?
I'D RATHER SHOVEL SHIT ALL DAY LONG THANK YOU
THIS IS HILARIOUS! I BET IF YOU ASK BRITNEY WHAT HARVARD IS, SHE SAYS IT IS A CLOTHING STORE! SPEARS FAMILY ARE SOOOOOOO STUPID.
959
Discipline is a symbol of caring to a child. He needs guidance. If there is love, there is no such thing as being too tough with a child.
Hey Brit what is Harvard? "Ding dang ya'll is that the new Cheetos flavor?"
This proves my theory …woman don’t use their brain anyway
Ice skater gives birth two days after dying from brain hemorrhage
A professional ice skater has given birth two days after she collapsed and died from a brain hemorrhage.
I harv-ard and a cement pond too.
you do need a highschool diploma...there are many qualitifcations on there that require some skill...I'm not saying you would have to be brilliant but you couldnt just walk off the street with no skills..
Is your brain dead too?
YOU don't know the plural form of the word "woman". LOL
Maybe you should apply!
qualitifcations
highschool
couldnt.... walk off the street with no skills.....
Bette Davis 10:23
She is 27 years old. This is no child we're talking about.
A gravely disabled 27 year old, who has been judged incapable of caring for herself in any capacity. A 27 year old who apparently after nearly a year is still not capable of appropriate choices!
SHE chose go along with the conservatorship and can go to court at anytime.
She is still HOT. I'd apply for this job if I got to see Britney every day.
1113
It doesn't appear the job involves SEEING Britney.
They just want someone obsessed with her and websites about her, who has the ability to get sites to the top of search engines. I am picturing some overweight, female who smokes non-filter Pall Mall and has a GI tube attached to the coffee pot. Who currently does nothing but go from Brit link to Brit link. As a matter of fact, there are a few posters from the past few years, between here, TMZ, and JFX sites that would be ideal!
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it was just an observation you obnoxious piece of shit. get a f*cking life.
1137
Please enlighten me. To which "observation" of mine are you referring to?
h-bomb
.com/
those who have applied thus far.
my horrible grammar...whatever.
I am sorry if you took my post so seriously. :(
It certainly was never my intention to be cruel.
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wow, the world's most overrated celebrity recruits employees from the USA's most overrated Ivy League school. Yeah, that fits.
wow, the world's most overrated celebrity recruits employees from the USA's most overrated Ivy League school. Yeah, that fits.
The bitch is butt ugly, probably smells like crap, has no talent and is a child neglecting skank. Who would want to work for this loser?
They should list this job under the 'Temps' Section. Job and client stability? Nonexistent! Love the part about photoshopping too! That alone sounds like a full time job!
The ad is addressed to "H-Bomb Britney Fans".... I may be wrong but isn't that the Harvard Sex mag?
They forgot to mention the requisite abilities of being able to absolutely lie through your teeth while smiling and having a flair for completely exaggerating the mundane while dismissing everyday realities. Perhaps they should have put that ad in the community college job boards first.
January 13, 2009 9:45 AM
Posted by: $0.02
Sorry I have already applied in Australia... lol
Heavenly! Do you need an assistant? LOL!
January 13, 2009 9:57 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
“....Gosh I hope this is a joke! They are not asking for any real qualifications or education. It sounds more like an ad, for that guy who posts the dating websites here!”
It does. LOL!
January 13, 2009 10:02 AM
Posted by: $0.02
mange (wiki-outtake)
Similar skin infestations in humans are not usually called mange but Demodicosis which may have a rosacea-like appearance. Is that the stuff on her chin?
...LOL!
January 13, 2009 10:34 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
I harv-ard and a cement pond too.
ROTFL! :)
January 13, 2009 12:01 PM
Posted by: $0.02
h-bomb.com/
those who have applied thus far.
LMAO!!!(cleaning coffee off my laptop)
January 13, 2009 1:46 PM
Posted by: $0.02
The ad is addressed to "H-Bomb Britney Fans".... I may be wrong but isn't that the Harvard Sex mag?
Hmm...
Why yes, yes it is! LOL!
January 13, 2009 1:57 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
They forgot to mention the requisite abilities of being able to absolutely lie through your teeth while smiling and having a flair for completely exaggerating the mundane while dismissing everyday realities. Perhaps they should have put that ad in the community college job boards first.
Hasn’t her mother filled THAT position since 1981? LOL!
Were you all drinking the same elixir?
AND
Would someone please pour me a chilled glass? LOL!
That would be a really cool job, too bad i don't know ANYTHING about graphic design.
Well you do I guess. According to some people that isn't a "real" qualification though. It's just one of those things that can be "faked"..no "real" skill needed. Although personally I would be inclined to disagree with that.
Brandcasting Unlimited should have included the educational requirements. This is a poorly written and vague advertisement. Every gregarious person who ever tinkered with scripting, built a web site, owns a MySpace, Facebook and/or Twitter account, used photo shop to crop and correct family photographs and likes gossip will think they have the skill sets necessary for this job. The company will probably be swamped with resumes from unqualified applicants.
And THAT makes me laugh!
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If I didn't have anything better to do like live my own life and raise my own children. Oh and she paid me tons of money I would do it. But the woman has issues. This is some made up post that she probably had nothing to do with.
Nice tease...