X17 Contest: Win A Pair Of Britney Spears Circus Tickets!

"oohhh, can't wait for November, y'all. This conserva...oh whatever it is, take that Daddy!

"oohhh, can't wait for November, y'all. This conserva...oh whatever it is, it's finally over, take that Daddy!

"oohhh, can't wait for November, y'all. This conserva...oh whatever it is, it's finally over, take that Daddy!

Why would you want to? Seriously???

It's not a concert when the performer NEVER SINGS LIVE!!!! She is a joke of an entertainer. YOU pay ME to sit through this crap concert!!!! A night watching a drug addicted, uneducated hillbilly doesn't sound so fun to me!

"Lessee, If I just shake it for 20 more minutes up here, I'll work off another 5 calories from my Venti Java Chip Frapp with extra whip!"

LA Show, please! (I'm from LA!)

are you ready for this? I dont think you can handle it..
las vegas show please please... either one.

are you ready for this? I dont think you can handle it..
las vegas show please please... either one.

"Cheetos, Frappucinos & Doritos, Oh, My!"

LA Show - from LA

"Ouch y'all...these tracks keep slippin'"

Pulling my hair out sure hurts a lot more than when I shaved it - ouch!

Pulling my hair out sure hurts a lot more than when I shaved it, ya'll - ouch!

Sorry, forgot to mention the city...doesn't matter, I'd go anywhere! Thanks - Jen

"Come on ya'll and watch me lip sync and gyrate 'round the stage...with any luck, maybe my too tight costume will fall off".

What's the matter, X-17? Are you now reduced to bribing people to witness the lackluster performance of a talentless, brain dead has-been Pop Tart?

"I've come a long way! yeaaaah!"

-Clovis, Ca
-Want tickets for San diego, CA

"my p*ssy (kitty) ain't hangin' out, y'all!"

LA Show :)

"what, what in the butt?!"

hahaha. NY show please I really want to see Britney and I don't have the money to go!

Oh no! The velcro from my glove got stuck on my weave again!

Robert Nord
xxrossxx51378@aol.com
Philadelphia, PA

New York City: Madison Square Garden - August 24, 2009

Oh no! The velcro from my glove got stuck on my weave again!

Robert Nord
xxrossxx51378@aol.com
Philadelphia, PA

New York City: Madison Square Garden - August 24, 2009

Oh no! The velcro from my glove got stuck on my weave again!

Robert Nord
xxrossxx51378@aol.com
Philadelphia, PA

New York City: Madison Square Garden - August 24, 2009

Oh no! The velcro from my glove got stuck on my weave again!

Robert Nord
xxrossxx51378@aol.com
Philadelphia, PA

New York City: Madison Square Garden - August 24, 2009

I choose Vegas too - man, what a party that will be! Come on Vegas!

"Oh no! The velcro from my glove got stuck on my weave again!"


Robert Nord
xxrossxx51378@aol.com
Philadelphia, PA

New York City: Madison Square Garden - August 24, 2009

"Ooops! I poo- poo'd again!"

San Diego tix ;)

"Shoulders back - check. Booty out - check. Weave on - check. Mike off - check"

LA show - live in LA

"Shoulders back - check. Booty out - check. Weave on - check. Mike off - check"

LA show - live in LA

"Oops... I did it again... No Shower, Hungover and I hope they cant see my Night Club stamp on my wrist from last night... Ok ok back to lip-synching Brit".

Any Las Vegas Shows would be stellar!

Edm,AB. CAN

"Oops I did it again"...this kind of looks and feels like the Sprinkler, maybe they won't notice!

**Las Vegas Show

Leave Britney ALONE!!!!!! lol! I love her and I want to see her show soooooo bad!!!! I hope ya'll choose me!
MIA show

"Oops I did it again"...this kind of looks and feels like the Sprinkler, maybe they won't notice!

**Las Vegas Show

Some of these comments are too funny for words!!!

"I just love working at the Circus, ya'll, little people, fire rings, and Perez Hilton dies, OH MY!"

San Diego show, please.

"The caffine is finally getting to me... Oops I did it again"-- I live in Phoenix , Arizona and I would like to attend the Las Vegas one or the California one.

"Let me check no one can see my weave from behind!! Oh wait, theres pictures all over the internet showing them..." LA show, please!!!

"I hope this Sprinkler move will catch on to my fans and make me sexy again!"

Hometown: Fountain Valley, CA
I want tickets for the LA show please! :)

F U C K me hard is the caption

"Let me check no one can see my weave from behind!! Oh wait, theres pictures all over the internet showing them..." LA show, please!!!

"Let me check no one can see my weave from behind!! Oh wait, theres pictures all over the internet showing them..." LA show, please!!!

"Let me check no one can see my weave from behind!! Oh wait, theres pictures all over the internet showing them..." LA show, please!!!

Hooray, they got the right lip sync track for me!

NYC show
Baltimore Home

"The caffine is finally getting to me... Oops I did it again"-- I live in Phoenix , Arizona and I would like to attend the Las Vegas one or the California one.

Salt N Pepa's Here and we're in effect want you to push it back! Just Push It!- Huntsville AL : Las Vegas Show!

Salt N Pepa's Here and we're in effect want you to push it back! Just Push It!- Huntsville AL : Las Vegas Show!

CIRCUS~ simply spells out...
Crazy Insane Reckless Unbalanced Comical Spears!!!

Lover It and Love Her!
NYC SHOW
NJ HOMETOWN

CIRCUS~ simply spells out...
Crazy Insane Reckless Comical Unbalanced Spears!!!

Love It and Love Her!
NYC SHOW
NJ HOMETOWN

Yea,Baby
You can't touch this!
Come and get it boys!

Staple Center Please and Thank You

"Yea~yuh! I'm back! Bite me, haters!!"

Shana
Dallas, TX

9/27/09 show please!

EAT IT. LICK IT. SNORT IT. F@CK IT.

New York City: Madison Square Garden - August 24, 2009 PLEASE!!!! Thanks! :)

"Yea~yuh! I'm back! Bite me, haters!!"

Shana
Dallas, TX

9/27/09 show please!

"MERRY CHRISTMAS y'all!"
"I'm the new king of pop bitc*es"
"Blondes have more fun!!!"
"Don't drink and drive and have a very good christmas!!"

rmjlolover@sbcglobal.net
Hometown: South Gate, CA
Show: Staples Center Los Angeles, CA

Sorry I got too excited and mixed my letters up in CIRCUS on the first post. LOL

YAY!!!! i'm wearing sleeves, that way they cant see if I shaved or not!!!!!

YAY!!!! i'm wearing sleeves, that way they cant see if I shaved or not!!!!!

hahaha haters haters,You don't lik haters but are in every britney post.

Fuckers....

Britney is the best and her show is faboulous deal

YAY tickets plz

Help daddy! My fingers got stuck in my weave again!

Irvine, CA
LA show please :)

Oh my ya'll. I hope i remembered to get my kids down from the car!

Bianca
LA

Don't Drink and Drive, Don't smoke Weed and Rock out with your c@cks out!!!!!
Peace Out MutherFu@kers!

New York City: Madison Square Garden - August 24, 2009 PLEASE!!!! Thanks! :)

"Dang it! Someone done stole muh cheeto stash outta my weave!"

San Diego tix please!
Living in OC

oh my god! I forgot how to breath and wink at the same time, y'all!

Semptemper 24th - San Diego - San Diego Sports Arena

Womanizer Live at the GMA. 12/2/08 singing Womanizer. "Superstar I know what you are baby."

Suzanne Sami
Nashville
LasVegas-any

I told u guys i had my act together... Daddy where am i?

I told u guys i had my act together... Daddy where am i?

san diego

I told u guys i had my act together... Daddy where am i?

san diego sports arena

where are my cheetos cheetos, where are my cheetos cheetos, baby! Good thing you guys cant hear me!

san diego - sports arena september 24th

"MY GOD I FOOLED THEM!"

NYC SHOW!

Ridgewood, NJ

where are my cheetos cheetos, where are my cheetos cheetos, baby! Good thing you guys cant hear me!

san diego - sports arena september 24th

oops, did i do it again?

Mary - princessmaryx@yahoo.com - los angeles/san fernando valley - Staples Center

oops, did i do it again?

Mary - princessmaryx@yahoo.com - los angeles/san fernando valley - Staples Center

It's Britney bitch!

Yeow! No more bean burritos!

Im hot and you want me!Britney is back bitches!!!!

Im HOT and you want me!Britneys back Bitches!
staples center
yorba linda ca

Im HOT and you want me!Britneys back Bitches!
staples center
yorba linda ca

She will perform in a mumu. She is too big and heavy for the outfits she has been wearing

She will perform in a mumu. She is too big and heavy for the outfits she has been wearing

She will perform in a mumu. She is too big and heavy for the outfits she has been wearing

"Aint no thang but a chicken waaaaaang"

Anthony
zscandalouz@gmail.com
■September 23rd – LA – Staples Center
Los Angeles, CA

"I have to pee sooo bad. I wonder where the nearest gas station is..."

Hillsboro, Or
Las Vegas - 09/27

man i hate this weave i wish it would leave, maybe i should shave it again?! daddy can you hand me that razor!? OOPS I DID IT AGAIN! CAN YOU SEE MY TAMPON STRING IN THIS OUTFIT?!?

MEGAN
justablonde0714@sbcglobal.net
SEPTEMBER 23- STAPLES CENTER
LA PALMA

love ya britney!!!!

"Now shake your butt! Dah na na na na na...!"

"my p*ssy (kitty) ain't hangin' out, y'all!"

hometown: Studio City, CA
LA Show :)

ALIENS, ETS, SPIRITS.
F U C K you , F U C K you ALL you stupid F U C K !!!

Bow , bow, bow...

Nobody who knows much about music considers her talented. She can't even sing in a live performance without embarressing herself

Most of her fans are teenage girls

She will always be trailer trash

"DID Y'ALL SEE HOW FAT KEVIN GOT? YEE HAW"
April Woods
woods.april@yahoo.com
September 26th - Las Vegas

She will always be trailer trash

ETs, spirits, aliens? I like em, I like them RAW... Gimie more, more!!!

I CAN SEE THE SAME THING WATCHING A MONKEY IN A CAGE ! AND IT CAN SING A LOT BETTER TOO !

If you seek Army you came to a right place!

Clean your body.

Cant wait when Nibiru hit the Moon. Yeaaaaah...

It's Britney bitch! You want a piece of me???

Either Vegas show.
Hometown- Jacksonville, FL

Heyyy u f u c k! R u f u c k i n g blind?
Read that "sign" and do sumthinn....

Thanks Britney for having removed all your tattoos and having stopped smoking and having retired NOW !

Thanks Britney for having removed all your tattoos and having stopped smoking and having retired NOW !

Thanks Britney for having removed all your tattoos and having stopped smoking and having retired NOW !

For my stupidity it izz only SUFFERING what helpz. Give me more! Yeaaah , plenty to come...

Retarded is as retarded lip syncs.

I'll wait till she ODs and see her here!
9th Circle of Hell

"With all eyes on me in the center of the ring, i'm back baby one more time, stronger than yesterday, and you know, you want a piece of me!"

-Taryn Owen
-Sacramento, California
-lovesounds01@yahoo.com

I would like to attend the Mandalay Bay show in Vegas on September 26th! It's my BIRTHDAY! Please pick me!

"OH YEAH , LET'S PRETEND I'M SCREAMING"
MARIANA MARCOCCIA
MARIATICA@HOTMAIL.COM
SEPTEMBER 2ND , AMERICAN AIRLINES ARENA!
HOMETOWN: MARACAY, VENEZUELA

IN CASE I WIN! DON'T WORRY I CAN PAY MY OWN FLIGHT TICKET! yeei

"With all eyes on me in the center of the ring, i'm back baby one more time, stronger than yesterday, and you know, you want a piece of me!"

-Taryn Owen
-Sacramento, California
-lovesounds01@yahoo.com

I would like to attend the Mandalay Bay show in Vegas on September 26th! It's my BIRTHDAY! Please pick me!

"With all eyes on me in the center of the ring, i'm back baby one more time, stronger than yesterday, and you know, you want a piece of me!"

-Taryn Owen
-Sacramento, California
-lovesounds01@yahoo.com

I would like to attend the Mandalay Bay show in Vegas on September 26th! It's my BIRTHDAY! Please pick me!

"Uh Oh, blonde moment, am I in San Diego, or am I in San Dimas?..Oh well, Good evening Phoenix!!"
Redondo Beach, CA
September 23rd- Staples Center

"With all eyes on me in the center of the ring, i'm back baby one more time, stronger than yesterday, and you know, you want a piece of me!"

-Taryn Owen
-Sacramento, California
-lovesounds01@yahoo.com

I would like to attend the Mandalay Bay show in Vegas on September 26th! It's my BIRTHDAY! Please pick me!

When I's wants muhself uh date dat puts out, I's juz a goez swimmin' in duh employee pool!

I'll wait till she ODs and see her here!
9th Circle of Hell

Body by Adderall y'all
Brain by crack!

I'll wait till she ODs and see her here!
9th Circle of Hell

Britney wakes up to realize that she has been sleeping through most of her own concert, but as long as the backup track kept going, no one really minded...

Britney wakes up to realize that she has been sleeping through most of her own concert, but as long as the backup track kept going, no one really minded...
Redondo Beach, CA
Staples Center, Sept 23rd, 2009

"I'm totally practicing my kegel excercises for my next X17 moment ya'll...Stay tuned"
Redondo Beach, CA
Staples Center Sept 23rd, 2009

I dun traded muh dignity, muh freedom, muh brain, an' muh chilrenz for dis, so dats why ah charge so much fo' muh lip sync showz!

I'll wait till she ODs and see her here!
9th Circle of Hell

Suppose I accidentally got my shit together
Would I get a medal?
Or a pat on the back and a little feather
I could stick in my cap or pin it to my shirt
Go out in the yard and poke it in the dirt
Or leave it in the woods where it couldn't be found
If it fell over, would it make a sound?
And if it did, would it be the sound that you like?
Or should I do it over until I get it right?

You say everything I know is wrong
So do me a favor, and play along for a minute
As the rusty gears turn
Don't be alarmed if you smell something burning upstairs
It's a little BB rolling around in a box car
See us together

Maybe it wouldn't be hard to explain
If I only had a brain

I'll wait till she ODs and see her here!
9th Circle of Hell

Somewhere on a higher mental plain
{Somewhere On A Higher mental plain}
I might learn to come in from the rain
{I might learn to come in from the rain}
If I had a clue would I still be here with you?
{If I had a clue would I still be here with you?}
Gee whiz, if I only had a brain
{Gee Whiz, If I only had a brain}

Who's that?
Oh, my little friend cupid
Wearing a shirt that says I'm with stupid
Always nearby wherever I go
He's looking out for me, don't you know

Mr. excitement, never in a rut
Johnny on the spot with an arrow in the butt
Ouch! I guess your love is true
Now, if I could only get a clue

(chorus)
HadA Brain
Had a brain
had a brain
had a brain

I'll wait till she ODs and see her here!
9th Circle of Hell

"With all eyes on me in the center of the ring, i'm back baby one more time, stronger than yesterday, and you know, you want a piece of me!"

-Taryn Owen
-Sacramento, California
-lovesounds01@yahoo.com

I would like to attend the Mandalay Bay show in Vegas on September 26th! It's my BIRTHDAY! Please pick me!

Ya'll I can't wait to get my Starbucks Frapp, is this show almost over?

Stephanie Erney
Los Angeles CA
Los Angeles or Vegas show
butterfly3246@hotmail.com

Ya'll I can't wait to get my Starbucks Frapp, is this show almost over?

Stephanie Erney
Los Angeles CA
Los Angeles or Vegas show
butterfly3246@hotmail.com

Every country gets the circus it deserves. Spain gets bullfights, Italy gets the Catholic Church, America gets ME Britney Spears, can't wait to see ya'll at my show!!”

Stephanie - Simi Valley, CA

Either:
September 23rd – LA – Staples Center
September 24th – San Diego – San Diego Sports Arena
September 26th – Las Vegas – Mandalay Bay Events Center

Damn Kevin, is that you?!?! Looks like my cheeto-frap detox don't work too good for some!!?!
Mary-Long Beach, CA
(LA Show)

"Ooh Ooh Baby touch me and, you rock me, love it when i'm freaking out, you just drive me crazy."

-September 23 Los Angeles Show!

"With all eyes on me in the center of the ring, i'm back baby one more time, stronger than yesterday, and you know, you want a piece of me!"

-Taryn Owen
-Sacramento, California
-lovesounds01@yahoo.com

I would like to attend the Mandalay Bay show in Vegas on September 26th! It's my BIRTHDAY! Please pick me!

"Oh snap, y'all! I just sharted! Freakin' laxatives!!"

Leah R.

San Diego, CA

"Oh snap, y'all! I just sharted! Freakin' laxatives!!"

Leah R.

San Diego, CA

"Oh snap, y'all! I just sharted! Freakin' laxatives!!"

Leah R.

San Diego, CA

"Yeaaah!! Oops i did it again, I got you all to pay hundreds of dollars to watch me lip synch"

stacey g
los angeles,ca

the above comment is mine forgot to add my email so im reposting.

"Yeaaah!! Oops i did it again, I got you all to pay hundreds of dollars to watch me lip synch"

staceygab88@yahoo.com
Los Angeles Show!!

"Baby take a seat, eyes on me, this is my show, Your one and only pleasure, All decked in Lace and Leather!!!"
It's Britney Bitch

San Diego show 9/24/09
Escondido CA

I´m britney bitch !And now Iwill rock all this stage ! yeahh

"Wicked sprinkler ya'll. Merry Christmas!" Vegas show please!

"What's that? Gimme more of this freakshow? Alright y'all, here's a piece of me, now hit me baby, one more time!"

- San Diego show

It would be totally cool to see the guy who lifts her in the air, drop her and snap her fat linebacker neck. You got tixs to that show????

sept 23 LA

"five six seven eight hip shake strut center of the ring just like a circus. i wonder what sean and preyston are doing? "

sept 23 LA

"five, six, seven, eight, hip shake, strut, center of the ring just like a circus. i love you sean and preyston. mommy loves you."

sept 23 LA

"five, six, seven, eight, hip shake, strut, center of the ring just like a circus. i love you sean and preyston. mommy loves you."

WOO HOO! I look fierce and Kevin is just fat.

I'm in LA and would love LA tickets!

look yall i found my bag of chettos from last week

la baby

Jason
NYC MSG
"Is X17 in the audience because they are always on my RADAR!"

OMG I just love Britney Spears!!She Drives me crazy and listening to her music makes me Stronger than yesterday. Ooh Ooh Baby I wish i could do somethin about all the Womanizers out there.We're so Lucky to have Britney on our Radar. Her music is so Toxic that we always want a Piece of her.She was Born to Make us Happy and Love me hate me Say what you want about me But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy.
Britney is the Best and the Pop Princess is Back!!

Pascale Geffrard
shortyp89@yahoo.com
Fresh Meadows,New York
August 24th – NYC – Madison Square Garden

OMG I just love Britney Spears!!She Drives me crazy and listening to her music makes me Stronger than yesterday. Ooh Ooh Baby I wish i could do somethin about all the Womanizers out there.We're so Lucky to have Britney on our Radar. Her music is so Toxic that we always want a Piece of her.She was Born to Make us Happy and Love me hate me Say what you want about me But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy.
Britney is the Best and the Pop Princess is Back!!

Pascale Geffrard
shortyp89@yahoo.com
Fresh Meadows,New York
NYC show:August 24th – NYC – Madison Square Garden

OMG I just love Britney Spears!!She Drives me crazy and listening to her music makes me Stronger than yesterday. Ooh Ooh Baby I wish i could do somethin about all the Womanizers out there.We're so Lucky to have Britney on our Radar. Her music is so Toxic that we always want a Piece of her.She was Born to Make us Happy and Love me hate me Say what you want about me But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy.
Britney is the Best and the Pop Princess is Back!!

Pascale Geffrard
shortyp89@yahoo.com
Fresh Meadows,New York
NYC show:August 24th – NYC – Madison Square Garden

"dAMN WHY IS KEVIN IN THE AUDIENCE? HE SHOULD BE WATCHING MY BOO BOO'S! KARYN VALENZUELA IM INTERESTED IN THE STAPLES CENTER SHOW SEP23. THANK YOU!

"OOH my weave is itchy yall!"
jose hernandez
would like to attend the Los Angeles show

CAPTION: "So glad my mike's off ya'll, or you'd hear the toots I'm bout to push out!"

Stacey Cashmore
stacey@absolutewording.com
Phoenix, AZ
Show in Vegas please!

"On top of the world again, yay!"

Palomo
palomoblanco@care2.com
Any concert is ok, I'll go anywhere

"Follow me and do the sprinkler!"

Sarah A.
withluvxoxo@hotmail.com
Ceres, CA
Any CA show or Nevada show.

"Yay! Daddy says i get a frapp and a phone call if i do a good job."

-Andrew Stevens
Los Angeles, Ca
andysfarias@yahoo.com

I would love to attend the L.A. show @ The Staples Center

"Yay! Daddy says i get a frapp and a phone call if i do a good job."

-Andrew Stevens
Los Angeles, Ca
andysfarias@yahoo.com

I would love to attend the L.A. show @ The Staples Center

"Yay! Daddy says i get a frapp and a phone call if i do a good job."

-Andrew Stevens
Los Angeles, Ca
andysfarias@yahoo.com

I would love to attend the L.A. show @ The Staples Center

"Hmmm... Blonde, Brunette, or Bald?!?! I still don't know ya'll!!!"

Justin B.
Los Angeles, Ca
aishaxs@yahoo.com

I would love to attend the 2nd Vegas show @ the Mandalay Bay casino on the 27th :)

I don't remember snorting that?!?-Britney S.

Kim Jong-il
N. Korea DPRK-Please have most kindly Spears come to country. She marry most beloved son or put on trial. He slow in head too- so make good match!

And I wonder how many of you same people talk serious shit about X17, but now that tickets are hovering about, you're all happy now? I bet it's most of you assholes!

Take my pic yall...but only from the front.Dam starbucks.......

Darn, why did Daddy make me wear panties tonight ??? It feels so good when my puuuusssssssy is hangin ouuuuuuuttttttttttt !!

I wouldnt watch her stripper clown show if you PAID me.

Hey Shitney, you can beat you kids, but you'll never beat mental illness!

It's Karma, Bitchney!

Hey Shitney, you can beat your kids, but you'll never beat mental illness!

It's Karma, Bitchney!

1."Dam this feels sooo good... my body ROCKS!!!"

2."I look like I'm doing the chicken dance and they're still cheering for me... YEAHHH!!!"

Sheena Orozco
North Plainfield, NJ 07060
August 24th- NYC - Madison Square Garden
China0613@hotmail.com

"Like, OMG, Blonds do have more fun! Merry Christmas ya'll!"

-Jason Fradette
Hartford, CT (CT #1 fan!)
jaesonmaxx@yahoo.com

I would like tix for August 24th NYC show

"My milkshake brings trashy dancers to the yard! (Cut to K-Fed)"

Brett Kaselouskas
bkaselouskas@yahoo.com
Suffield, CT 06078
August 24 - NYC - Madison Square Garden

"My milkshake brings trashy dancers to the yard! (Cut to K-Fed)"

Brett Kaselouskas
bkaselouskas@yahoo.com
Suffield, CT 06078
August 24 - NYC - Madison Square Garden

I dont need a ticket because i already have mine! I just wanted to say how much i love the piccy. She looks like shes really getting into it. I cant imagine how amazing it will be to actually see her in real life. Have fun at the concerts for everyone thats going!

Its Britney Its my birthday and Im back Bitches!!! Madison Square Garden show.
dangrspot@yahoo.com

I got 7 MTV Nominations Ya'll!!

Carolina A.
luckystarcaro@yahoo.com
Miami, Fl.
September 2nd in Miami!

"You say i'm crazy, that makes YOU crazy, I'm back on top now, just gimme more!"

Show:Madison Square Garden show!
Email:kevjamt85@comcast.net
Kennett Square, PA

"You say i'm crazy, that makes YOU crazy, I'm back on top now.... so gimme more!"

Name: Kevin Timmins
Email:kevjamt85@comcast.net
Hometown:Kennett Square, PA
Show:Madison Square Garden show!

I know this may come as a shock to some people, but I have no desire to go to a Britney Spears concert, even if it IS free. No desire whatsoever. None. Nada. Zilch.

She and the show are ridiculous. She only lip synchs and is too big and fat for her costumes. Only teenage girls are interested

She and the show are ridiculous. She only lip synchs and is too big and fat for her costumes. Only teenage girls are interested

She and the show are ridiculous. She only lip synchs and is too big and fat for her costumes. Only teenage girls are interested

She and the show are ridiculous. She only lip synchs and is too big and fat for her costumes. Only teenage girls are interested

She and the show are ridiculous. She only lip synchs and is too big and fat for her costumes. Only teenage girls are interested

SHE SUCKS AND NOW THEY HAVE TO GIVE TICKETS AWAY!!!!!

She and the show are ridiculous. She only lip synchs and is too big and fat for her costumes. Only teenage girls are interested

She is starting to show her old crazy self again. Damn attention whore

"You're a WOMANIZER in this CIRCUS from OUT FROM UNDER, please KILL THE LIGHTS and don't step on the SHATTERED GLASS while you IF YOU SEEK AMY. You are an UNUSUAL YOU with a little bit of BLUR while screaming MMM PAPI. My body is perfect like a MANNEQUIN covered in LACE AND LEATHER, MY BABY. I'll always have you on my RADAR!"

MADISON SQUARE GARDEN TIX!!
I'm from Myrtle Beach, SC

Caption:

"No tampon string, no hair extension ripped yet and I said the right city! So far so good y'all!!

Email: darcyb88@hotmail.com
NYC Show please!! :)

Caption:

"No tampon string, no hair extension ripped yet and I said the right city! So far so good y'all!!

Email: darcyb88@hotmail.com
NYC Show please!! :)

"Let's do the sprinkler! ya'll"

Staples Center
from LA

"Sasha Fierce got nothing on me,It's Britney Bitch"
Name:Robin Thornton
Email:rainbo_09@yahoo.com
Hometown:Houston,Texas
Show:Staples Center!!!

"No tampon string, no hair extension ripped yet and I said the right city! So far so good y'all!"

Madison Square Garden, NYX
hometown: London, Ontario, Canada

Damn, that itch is killing me!

This top is so tight I can't breathe!

Yeah Baby Yeah!

Smack it up, Flip it, Rub it down.

I wish I didn't use that Crazy Glue, now my hand is stuck to the side of my head.

I wonder if anyone will notice the rip in my pants?

Damn, I forgot to wear panties.

Oh my god.....My deordorant isn't working!

Yeah I'm an idiot, but I'm rich b!tch!

I remember when I was a star, now I have to do these stupid work out videos!

OMG, Michael Jackson died, why didn't someone tell me?!!!

Heather-Los Angeles
LA or Las Vegas Shows any one.

Damn, that itch is killing me!

This top is so tight I can't breathe!

Yeah Baby Yeah!

Smack it up, Flip it, Rub it down.

I wish I didn't use that Crazy Glue, now my hand is stuck to the side of my head.

I wonder if anyone will notice the rip in my pants?

Damn, I forgot to wear panties.

Oh my god.....My deordorant isn't working!

Yeah I'm an idiot, but I'm rich b!tch!

I remember when I was a star, now I have to do these stupid work out videos!

OMG, Michael Jackson died, why didn't someone tell me?!!!

Heather-Los Angeles
LA or Las Vegas Shows any one.

Damn, that itch is killing me!

This top is so tight I can't breathe!

Yeah Baby Yeah!

Smack it up, Flip it, Rub it down.

I wish I didn't use that Crazy Glue, now my hand is stuck to the side of my head.

I wonder if anyone will notice the rip in my pants?

Damn, I forgot to wear panties.

Oh my god.....My deordorant isn't working!

Yeah I'm an idiot, but I'm rich b!tch!

I remember when I was a star, now I have to do these stupid work out videos!

OMG, Michael Jackson died, why didn't someone tell me?!!!

Heather-Los Angeles
LA or Las Vegas Shows any one.

"I can read the thoughts of each of you and you and you and you. And I read that you and you and you and you liiike me.
HaHa HiHi HaHa Ho!"

Currently in Cologne, Germany but in Los Gatos, California from 10th September!!!
Want to see her sooo badly!!
"September 26th – Las Vegas – Mandalay Bay Events Center" would be best or "September 23rd – LA – Staples Center"

"Rock out with your c0cks out, muthafukers!" "Mah pu$$y is hangin' out y'all!"

Yes indeed, I want to see a balding circus freak!

"Uh Oh I think my weave just made it through to my brain, now I'll never be able to get rid of it!"

Christina - Princeton, NJ
NYC Show please 8/24 (it's also my Birthday does that help my chances :)

Angie
crankytang12@Hotmail.com
Las Vegas

" Flip Off Daddy! I dont want no more cheese Grits!

"...And you thought I was gone..."

San Diego, CA
San Diego Sports Arena- September 24th show.

"This is called the Superstar Sprinkler, Try it next time they play my songs at the clubs"

-Orange County
- The LA show or even either of the Vegas ones.

"What's black, white, and red all over? Britney Spears' comeback, y'all!"

In Cheerleading, they call this motion the, "Britney Spears' is back, beetch"

Raleigh, NC
NYC, Miami, Las Vegas

"What's black, white, and red all over? Britney Spears' comeback, y'all!"

In Cheerleading, they call this motion the, "Britney Spears' is back, beetch"

Raleigh, NC
NYC, Miami, Las Vegas

Sorry for the double post, I do have patience...but a sorry Windows OS computer at my office :)

Quote: "Yeah I did it again! this is my real hair y'all!"

Rob Napolitano
MSG Show NY
napolitanor@sacredheart.edu

It's Britney B*tch!!!! Hate all you want but I am back to stay!!!

Las Vegas – Mandalay Bay Events Center

"Superstar,Superstar" LOL

I

"I came back and hit it again!"

Michael, CA
LA Show, Sept. 23

"IT's X-17 Bitch"

Staples Center - Los Angeles,CA

so im kinda annoyed that my post didnt go up from yesterday.... ill redo it later i have to go now.. but that is really lame of you people.

MAH PUSSSSSSY SMEEEEELLS LIKE PAP CUM
September 23rd – LA – Staples Center
aidendickhead@lajail.com

yay

I'm like a firecracker and make it hot when i put on a show (for you).

Las Vegas Sep 26 tickets. =)

Dont just stand here, follow me and watch my show!

"You Think I wouldn't make it...Yeah,I'm back on top of the world one more time!!"

Pascale Geffrard
shortyp89@yahoo.com
Fresh Meadows,New York
August 24th – NYC – Madison Square Garden

"How's my weave yall?!"
Julia Hernandez
Huntington Park, CA
would like to attend Los Angeles show.

"Hey has anybody seen my kids yall"???
Ericka Hernandez
would like to attend the Los Angeles show

"And you thought i was hot before"

Jonathan Wicklund
Charles Town, West Virginia
Madison square Garden Show, NYC show
jhnwicklund1@yahoo.com
I really want to go see Britney I've never been to her concert before

Shitney can beat her kids, but she will never beat mental illness!

Bitch plz, u know im not that innocent! U wanna piece of me? you want more? well ill give you more!

NY PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im from VT! this is the closest show for the last part o the concert!

Bitch, this aint a comeback! ive never left...

NY show! plllllzzzz! from VT!

Yea Bitches! i was never gone! now let me do the sprinkler and shake my rump that wasn't from a Trump!
NY tix!! Hunter from Hamburg, NY

"With all eyes on me in the center of the ring, i'm back baby one more time, stronger than yesterday, and you know, you want a piece of me!"

-Taryn Owen
-Sacramento, California
-lovesounds01@yahoo.com

I would like to attend the Mandalay Bay show in Vegas on September 26th! It's my BIRTHDAY! Please pick me!

"With all eyes on me in the center of the ring, i'm back baby one more time, stronger than yesterday, and you know, you want a piece of me!"

-Taryn Owen
-Sacramento, California
-lovesounds01@yahoo.com

I would like to attend the Mandalay Bay show in Vegas on September 26th! It's my BIRTHDAY! Please pick me!

Do yall honestly think bashing her will win yall her tix yall are crazy ha ha ha ha

"Can I get a yee-haw!!"
Julia Hernandez
shirlyjulie@yahoo.com
would like to attend the Los Angeles show.

"Can I get a yee-haw!!"
Julia Hernandez
shirlyjulie@yahoo.com
would like to attend the Los Angeles show.

"STOP! Gosh that 'Crazy' video was a long time ago. Still here and lookin' hot - check out my tight abs everyone!"

"STOP! Gosh that 'Crazy' video was a long time ago. Still here and lookin' hot - check out my tight abs everyone!"
tbialeck@uncc.edu
Charlotte, NC
Would LOVE to attend the New York show on the 24th of August!

"How's my weave yall?!"

jhernandez103085@yahoo.com
Huntington Park,CA
Note:forgot to include my email earlier
would like to attend the Los Angeles show

"Yeeehaw! I's gots sum di-rea runnin' down twist mah stump legs! Mah clown stripper shud hide it an din mah daddy can a be changin mah diaper later"

Thoughts that run through what's left of her mind!

Pol Pot
-I'll see her down here soon enough!

"Yeeehaw! I's gots sum di-rea runnin' down twist mah stump legs! Mah clown stripper duds shud hide it an din mah daddy can a be changin mah diaper later"

Thoughts that run through what's left of her mind!

Pol Pot
-I'll see her down here soon enough!

"Ow! Ma weave got stuck in ma crack!!"

i like my blue tooth, buttons comin' loose...i need my hands free!

September 23rd – LA – Staples Center

the contest is closed? why i can't post comments?

the contest is closed? why i can't post comments?

i cant psot anything it says the comment has to be approved

gimme gimme roll gimme roll

APPROVE THE COMMENTS!

yeye brting it on x17 hatin on me will not make you cool or any less fat

last comment was mine. *bring

last comments were mine.sep 26 las vegas mcorejs@gmail

omfg.. i have posted a comment 5 times and it never shows.. you guys really suck. go take a dick in the ass... this was my only way to get to see her, i have been entering contests left and right since her first round in the US.
f u c k y o u.

theres only two types of people in the world the ones that entertain and the ones that observe how i destroy their career like Xtina
sep 26th las vegas. lizx552@gmail

yeyeye bring it on x17 hatin on me will not make you cool or any less fat.
sep 26 las vegas mcorejs@gmail, nog,az

omg x17 is watching me, i have to concentrate... if God wrote the bible,why doesnt he go on a book tour?? no Britney concentrate concentrate!

lizllymy@gmail
nogales,arizona
September 26th – Las Vegas

just dance gonna be ok... oh wait thats not my song... now x17 is going to publish my pokerface

lizcu20@gmail
nogales,arizona
September 26th – Las Vegas

they see mee lip-sync they hatin, i know they're all thinking im so white and crazy.
thinking im so white and crazy
thinking im so white and crazy
i'd like to sing with the tenors although its apparent im too white and crazy.
mcorejs@gmail
nogales,arizona
September 26th or 27th – Las Vegas

Nogales is a seeping hemorrhoid on the asshole of the world!

GIMME WHAT YOU GOT!!

mauriel
mbrien1@mac.com
baton rouge, louisiana
show: september 23: la, staples center

EAT IT, LICK IT, SNORT IT, F&@* IT!!!!

maverick
maverick.a@gmail.com
sacramento, california
show: September 24th – San Diego – San Diego Sports Arena

thanks!

"Watch out Beyonce, It's Britney Fierce!"

maybe if i make this crazy excited drunk face simon cowell will think im like paula and hire me.

lizx552@gmail
nogales,arizona
September 26th – Las Vegas

i was worried about kfed getting the mad cow disease but then i realized he's a pig.
lizllymy@gmail
nogales,arizona
September 26th– Las Vegas

It's X17 Bi%$^!!! Thank you X17 OnLine for bringning my fans the latest of me, Love - BritneY

It's X17 Bi%$^!!! Thank you X17 OnLine for bringning my fans the latest of me, Love - BritneY

All the boys and all the girls are begging to see me on the Radar!!!!

Linda
tags1968@optonline.net
Brooklyn, NY
August 24 - Madison Square Garden

Ewww...whats that smell?...Oh yeah...forgot to wear deodorant on today.

Mandalay Bay Events Center or wherever I just want to go to any of them

oh and i live in chicago.
Michelle.

"I really should have washed my hands after eating those Cheetos"... xoxo

hometown spfd,mo lv sept 26th

"aahhh...I've been womanized again, but by daddy this time y'all"

Hometown: Reno,nv
Tix: La - Staple's center or Las Vegas.

do we enter the contest here??

Damn, I can't keep this wig on!

Hometown: Wichita Falls, TX
TIX: Las Vegas

Damn, I can't keep this wig on!

Hometown: Wichita Falls, TX
TIX: Las Vegas

Damn, I can't keep this wig on!

Hometown: Wichita Falls, TX
TIX: Las Vegas

"im going crazy like omg lindsay lohan lyke ok like i have so many things to do today!! 1.- shows 2.-visit every gas station 3.-starbucks 4.-give my money to kfed 5.-buy underwear oh wait i dont use any, then call x17 pose of them and run over their feets"
lizllymy@gmail
nogales,arizona
September 26th– Las Vegas

can you please tell me why my comments NEVER post. its getting stupid. every time i post in never shows..... but then today i did it again didnt show but i forgot to add me state i did on a second one. that showed. wtf.... im pissed off.

Te Amo Britney!!!
Sos Lo mejor!!!

Roo**

sorry *then call x17 pose FOR them and run over their feets"

"*screams*Ahhh...these hair extensions are killing me"

"*screams*Ahhh...these hair extensions are killing me"

"*screams*Ahhh...these hair extensions are killing me"

Oops, I forgot to put in my date.

San Diego sporsts arena sept. 24

Out Of The Blackout Zone, And Into The Circus Ring. Are You Ready For The Freakshow?

Name: Adrian
Email: britneyfusion@gmail.com
City: San Diego
Show I'd Love To Attend: September 24th- San Diego- San Diego Sports Arena

hi my name is britney spears i am havfing a good time .

hi my name is britney spears i am havfing a good time .

God! These extensions hurt!!

"Mooo moo moooo moo! MOOOOOO!!! MOOOOOOOOO!!!! Moo mo moooo mo moooooo!!!!"-Britney Spears, Bovine Weekly

An AWESOME Britney interview!:

http:// tinyurl.com/l3o5pf

Im wearing panties y'all!

Shannon Bustamento
Email: shanbust@comcast.net
Hometown: Humble, Tx
Show: Sept 26 or 27th Las Vegas

Imma puppet for pay! Wanna pull my string?

B.L. Zebob
bigking1@evilone.net
I'll see her soon enough down here!

"Xzibit voice: Yo dawg i heard you like Britney Spears so i put a umbrella on yo razor so you can be safe while you shave"
mcorejs@gmail
nogales,arizona
September 26th or 27th – Las Vegas

"I wonder what time it is."

Su Wai
Suwai@TheSuwai.com
San Jose, California

Ideal Britney's concert: San Diego, September 24th.

Is we all goin' oversees to Canada again?-Britney S.

J. Q. Public
Don't need no stinkin' tickets!

Baby, I can Make you feel HOT HOT HOT HOOOOOT!!!

Wow this is the biggest tour in the world and everybody wanted to see me fail and im back on top bitches!!

Wow this is the biggest tour in the world and everybody wanted to see me fail and im back on top bitches!!

Wow this is the biggest tour in the world and everybody wanted to see me fail and im back on top bitches!!

i personally believe that US Americans can't tell who i am because,uhmmm, some people out there don't have a tv and uh, i believe that our television like such as in South Afirca and uh, the Iraq,everywhere like such as, and i believe that they should, uhhh, our television over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.

lizx552@gmail
nogales,arizona
September 26th – Las Vegas

Gimme Gimme a B, Gimme R-I-T ... When I say, "Who loves Brit?" , you say, "ME!"

Gimme Gimme a B, Gimme R-I-T... When I say,"Who loves Brit?",you say,"ME!"

Las Vegas concert either day! =]]

You say I'm crazy? I've got your crazy.

You say I'm crazy? I've got your crazy.

I'd go to any show!

A mess for a year, a legend for a life time. its Britney b*tch.

any please.

I guess ya gotta be America's #1 hated,loved,stalked,photographed,crazy & gorgeous Southern belle to make "the sprinkler" SEXY & FIERCE! All in a day's work ya'll!

A Las Vegas show please :)

those tickets are not selling cancell that tour shes horrible i saw her in L.A i want my money back yall ''

IS my stringy thingy hangin out ????

Wouldnt go for free but I want the tickets to BURN on you tube !!!!!!!!!

those tickets are not selling cancell that tour shes horrible i saw her in L.A i want my money back yall ''

those tickets are not selling cancell that tour shes horrible i saw her in L.A i want my money back yall ''

"I'm so glad I saved my outfits from my Mickey Mouse Club days!"
Sandra
scano1928@gmail.com
La Quinta, CA

LA- Staples Center

those tickets are not selling cancell that tour shes horrible i saw her in L.A i want my money back yall ''

those tickets are not selling cancell that tour shes horrible i saw her in L.A i want my money back yall ''

those tickets are not selling cancell that tour shes horrible i saw her in L.A i want my money back yall ''

I think my weave is coming loose...yall life was soo much easier when I shaved me head!

Madison Suare Garden
Philadelphia

yeah I am a freaking rockstar!!

Madison Square Garden
Philadelphia

man, I shouldnt of had that burrito for lunch...

madison square garden
philadelphia

Here's a pathetic attempt to try to at least GIVE away tickets.

yall...this wedgie is killing me!

madison square garden
Philadelphia

ewww you'all, my weave itches - damn!

Las Vegas Show
catbear19@cox.net

"Save the Britney, Save the world!"

Liz
babychix725@hotmail.com
Maricopa, AZ
Staples Center or Mandalay Bay

You couldn't pay me enough money to take free tickets to this no-talent's lip-synching crap fest.

Let's keep it moving
Life is sweet
Don't you believe?
Let's rock to the beat!

Madison Sq Garden show 8/24

"hey ya'll this is for Jason, hit me baby one more time!"
ThankS!
L.A.Show
Ontario, CA

"C'mon everybody let's do the Sprinkler"

LA-Staples 9/23 show
Irvine, CA

I f'n love B.Spears!

Darn it! Got a piece of fried chicken stuck in my weave!

Hometown: chicago, il
Show: LA

12;50 your fat joke

Darn it! Got a piece of fried chicken stuck in my weave!

Hometown: chicago, il
Show: LA

i got my wig at Rite Aid y'all

lizx552@gmail
nogales,arizona
September 26th – Las Vegas

Oh baby baby..... I got the biggest wedgie
NYC

" x17,did you see my tattoo y'all "
kenzi
algeria/setif
las vegas mandalay bay events center
djoumad@hotmail.fr

" x17,did you see my tattoo y'all same color as my costum"
kenzi
algeria/setif
las vegas mandalay bay events center
djoumad@hotmail.fr

Oops!!! I did it again!!! This sprinkler move keeps getting my weave wet!!

Juliana Mata
julie_060689@yahoo.com
Will like to see the LA show.

Caption:

"No tampon string, no hair extension ripped yet and I said the right city! So far so good y'all!!

Email: darcyb88@hotmail.com
NYC Show please!! :)

"ewww, somebody in the audience is picking his nose Yall!!"

Hartford

"x17,did u see my nex tattoo y'all"
kenzi
djoumad@hotmail.fr
show: as u like

"ewww, somebody in the audience is picking his nose Yall!!"

john0164@ymail.com

Thanks, but I have no desire to see Britney Spears wave her arms and lip sync to some mindless, over-processed noise pollution. No desire whatsoever. None. Nada. Zilch.

"x17, did u see my new tatto y'all"
kenzi
algeria/setif
djoumad@hotmail.fr
show: as u like

Which one of y'all lost your keys?

James
jamesin619@aol.com
San Diego, California
San Diego Concert

suck it x17

"With all eyes on me in the center of the ring, i'm back baby one more time, stronger than yesterday, and you know, you want a piece of me!"

-Taryn Owen
-Sacramento, California
-lovesounds01@yahoo.com

I would like to attend the Mandalay Bay show in Vegas on September 26th! It's my BIRTHDAY! Please pick me!

"With all eyes on me in the center of the ring, i'm back baby one more time, stronger than yesterday, and you know, you want a piece of me!"

-Taryn Owen
-Sacramento, California
-lovesounds01@yahoo.com

I would like to attend the Mandalay Bay show in Vegas on September 26th! It's my BIRTHDAY! Please pick me!

"With all eyes on me in the center of the ring, i'm back baby one more time, stronger than yesterday, and you know, you want a piece of me!"

-Taryn Owen
-Sacramento, California
-lovesounds01@yahoo.com

I would like to attend the Mandalay Bay show in Vegas on September 26th! It's my BIRTHDAY! Please pick me!

"With all eyes on me in the center of the ring, i'm back baby one more time, stronger than yesterday, and you know, you want a piece of me!"

-Taryn Owen
-Sacramento, California
-lovesounds01@yahoo.com

I would like to attend the Mandalay Bay show in Vegas on September 26th! It's my BIRTHDAY! Please pick me!

"Just because I look HOTT on stage doesn't mean I'm naughty!...or does it?"

San Diego show - Sept 24, 2009
or
LA Show - Sept 23, 2009
send my ticket to Escondido

Dang ya'll, I feel great Rockin' my new body.... Yeah ! Las vegas 27th

Dang ya'll, I feel great Rockin' my new body.... Yeah ! Las vegas 27th

Dang ya'll I feel great Rockin'my new body...Yeah! Las Vegas 27th email: yolimtamez@yahoo.com

please pick something funny because some of this are lame, like people just writing the name of her songs

"With all eyes on me in the center of the ring, i'm back baby one more time, stronger than yesterday, and you know, you want a piece of me!"

-Taryn Owen
-Sacramento, California
-lovesounds01@yahoo.com

I would like to attend the Mandalay Bay show in Vegas on September 26th! It's my BIRTHDAY! Please pick me!

Look ya'll i sewed in sean preston and jayden james's hair into my new weave.

-Los Angeles show

Britany, Go home to your boys. They need you. Keep your underwear on & be a good impression to you boys... they need you. From an old actress who gave up the spotlight to raise her precious son. No one else in the world can compare. You will find this out one day, but don't let it be too late, let it be now.

Ya'll it's britney, I say "ROCK OUT WITH YOUR C*cks OUT he he !!"
Alex Lasheen
alex.lasheen88@gmail.com
Phoenix AZ
LA Show ( September 23rd)

Ya'll it's britney, I say "ROCK OUT WITH YOUR C*cks OUT he he !!"
Alex Lasheen
alex.lasheen88@gmail.com
Phoenix AZ
LA Show ( September 23rd)

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Edited & Revised clean version :) x17 Friendly
Ya'll it's britney b!tchez "ROCK OUT WITH YOUR DING DONGS OUT ha ha he he ha ha ho !!"
Alex Lasheen
alex.lasheen88@gmail.com
Phoenix AZ
LA Show ( September 23rd)
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Its Britney Bitch!!!! Opppsssssss i did it again ya all ^_^
Imjp1988@gmail.com staples center CA

i got an infection from the gas station or the pool but i rubbed some frappuccino on me and im cured yall

lizx552@gmail
nogales,arizona
September 27th – Las Vegas

addyyyyyyyyy my pusssssssssssy's hangin ouuuuuuuuuuut!!! susususuuuck it!!!

britarded@tweeniemail
loserville, socal
any date @ britters mental ward

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Edited & Revised clean version :) x17 Friendly
Ya'll it's britney b!tchez "ROCK OUT WITH YOUR DING DONGS OUT ha ha he he ha ha ho !!"
Alex Lasheen
alex.lasheen88@gmail.com
Phoenix AZ
LA Show ( September 23rd)
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MY PUUUSSSSSSSY IS HANGIN OOOUUUUTTTT

MY PUUUSSSSSSY IS HANGIN OOOUUUUTTTT

MERRY CHRISTMAS YALL

We already know what she says. Shes a VULGUR B***H.
Wouldn't go if you offered me a million bucks !!!!

Sorry to stop the show right now but......has anyone seen my kids?

Steve Harhart
sharhart@hotmail.com
Bethlehem, PA
Madison Square Garden

TICKETS AREN'T SELLING SO THEY HAVE TO GIVE THEM AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TICKETS AREN'T SELLING SO THEY HAVE TO GIVE THEM AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TICKETS AREN'T SELLING SO THEY HAVE TO GIVE THEM AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No one wants these - - LMFAO! She is a laughing stock.

Yes, another negative pregnancy test.

"Hey wait a minute ya'll, I hope this hands free thingymcjigger isn't really connected to anything, nothing in my contract said anything about singing....DADDY!"
Redondo Beach, CA
Any of the LA shows or Vegas shows would be amazing...

3 seconds after the conservatorship had ended, the stage was bathed in a strange red light and mist, which only meant one thing....Adnan Ghalib had entered the room...
Sean Machado
Redondo Beach, CA
Any of the LA or Vegas shows would be great!

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Edited & Revised clean version :) x17 Friendly
Ya'll it's britney b!tchez "ROCK OUT WITH YOUR DING DONGS OUT ha ha he he ha ha ho !!"
Alex Lasheen
alex.lasheen88@gmail.com
Phoenix AZ
LA Show ( September 23rd)
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Attention, stage 1, we have a muscle lockup on the fembot model Britney2000...repeat muscle lockup..send in replacement...Ladies and Gentlemen, Brooke Hogan!"
Sean Machado
Redondo beach, CA
Any of the LA or Vegas shows would be great!

"This is a circus right? Can anyone guess how many clowns I am suggling in this here bra ya'll?"
Sean Machado
Redondo beach, CA
Either of the LA or Vegas shows would be great!

"My Circus show, it's UNBEWEAVEABLE!"

Ivan Torres
San Jose, CA
Staples Center, Las Vegas

"i thought that was advil daddy "
tucson arizona and would like the vegas show on the 26

"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out.....Why the laughing ya'll, its the only song I actually know the full lyrics to anymore..."
Sean Machado
Redondo Beach, CA
Any of the LA or Vegas shows would be great!

"This is a circus right? Can anyone guess how many clowns I am smuggling in this here bra ya'll?"
Sean Machado
Redondo beach, CA
Either of the LA or Vegas shows would be great!

"I'm skinny again ya'll... Merry Christmas!"

Corinne Siwiec
corinne.siwiec@gmail.com
Paterson, NJ
8/24 @ MSG

IT'S BRITTNEY BITCHES !!!!TAKE THAT

The helicopter slowly lowers a rope down to Britney, she grabs on with her right hand and yells to the crowd..."Conservatorship over, i'm going back to crazy town, see ya'll on X17!"
Sean Machado
Redondo Beach
Any of the La, Vegas or San Diego shows actually, thanks for the contest!

IT'S BRITNEY BITCHES !!! TAKE THAT

NEW JERSEY
8/24 @MSG

"With all eyes on me in the center of the ring, i'm back baby one more time, stronger than yesterday, and you know, you want a piece of me!"

-Taryn Owen
-Sacramento, California
-lovesounds01@yahoo.com

I would like to attend the Mandalay Bay show in Vegas on September 26th! It's my BIRTHDAY! Please pick me X17!

"im stronger than before, here i come again with my comeback ya'll."

-Michelle Garcia
-ladolcevitaboo@yahoo.com
-Huntington Park, CA
-Staples Center, Los Angeles

"im stronger than before, here i come again with my comeback ya'll."

-Michelle Garcia
-ladolcevitaboo@yahoo.com
-Huntington Park, CA
-Staples Center, Los Angeles

Britney squats down to deliver baby number 3, "I didn't even know I was pregnant, I thought is was from that time I ate that watermelon seed..."
Sean Machado
Redondo Beach, CA
Any of the LA or Vegas shows would be great!

"I'm sorry ya'll for getting married that one time, I thought he was the Jason Alexander from Seinfeld also, I love that show"
Sean Machado
Redondo Beach, CA
Any of the LA, Vegas or San Diego shows, thanks for the contest!

"I don't know where my daddy found this midsection high, steel plated, triple padded underwear, but I havent felt one breeze on my lady bits yet"
Sean Machado
Redondo Beach, CA
Any of the LA, Vegas or San Diego shows would be great!

SHE SUCKS SO BAD THEY HAVE TO GIVE TICKETS AWAY!!!!!

SHE SUCKS SO BAD THEY HAVE TO GIVE TICKETS AWAY!!!!!

SHE SUCKS SO BAD THEY HAVE TO GIVE TICKETS AWAY!!!!!

SHE SUCKS SO BAD THEY HAVE TO GIVE TICKETS AWAY!!!!!

Awww now the winners get to see a FAT LAZY SLOB slithering on stage while lip syncing....yay.

would have liked for you guys to have picked people that actually like britney and have nice things to say about her

she is so pretty, love her very much. it's said she has nice profile on
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I thought the winners were supposed to be creative, let alone funny...Kinda suprised at the winning choices, but to each their own...

I thought the winners were supposed to be creative, let alone funny...Kinda suprised at the winning choices, but to each their own...

NOT FUNNY AND NOT CREATIVE WTF IS THIS
BAD CHOICES X17

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She's amazing!

You're joking right???? The only people that go see Spears are 16 years old and younger. Ha.

Britney is America's Princess Diana.

hahahahaha

Eewww, you couldn't pay me to see one of her so-called performances. I respect myself and my time more than that.

love when she's outta the U.S. not papratz pics wish she'd stay gone 4eva

I'm the American nightmare!!!

I OWE SAM A TON OF M$NEY!!!

I OWE SAM A TON OF M$NEY!!!

I OWE SAM A TON OF M$NEY!!!

I OWE SAM A TON OF M$NEY!!!

I OWE SAM A TON OF M$NEY!!!

I OWE SAM A TON OF M$NEY!!!

I OWE SAM A TON OF M$NEY!!!

I OWE SAM A TON OF M$NEY!!!

David Letterman has sunk to a new low having a hoe like Slutney on his show.

For reals, pop culture already has a bikini girl and her bod is better than yours, which isn't saying much because a lot of women have better bods than fatney. All that money she spent on lipo was wasted.

i want britney