X17 XCLUSIVE - 4 AM THIS MORNING: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!

if there are two bigger media whores than these two, I don't know who they are

YAY...Britney looks like she had a fantastic birthday. She deserves it!

Two classless peas in a pod...go figure.

Reunied and it feels so good! I just want Britney to get her life back together. Its been a year since the split from Kfed and all that other drama. Time to get it together now.

Quick, quick! Somebody guess the total number of STDs found within that group...I guess 210!

Reunied and it feels so good! I just want Britney to get her life back together. Its been a year since the split from Kfed and all that other drama. Time to get it together now.

hahah history just repeated she will be in rehab agiain in a few dayz lol

cant x17 fix the eyes in the pictures

Does anyone really care???

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Happy birthday and good luck in the next year
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She made it to her birthday? Wow.
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ღ　I hope 2008 will be a good year for you!ღ　
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I hope you have a great Day
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NINTH!!!! Happy Birthday Brit!

oh im just waiting to see more pics of either paris' vag or britneys...
come on brit birthday pics dont fail me

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ღ Much peace ... health ... joy in the heart ღ
Happy birthday and good luck in the next year
I hope you have a great Day
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what a skank.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY.

kellz @ 9:15..... LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

Happy birthday Brit! Love ya!

Wow, that is so sad! Only 4 people and a child showed up for her birthday. LOL
Pathetic!!!!

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BDAY
BRITNEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LOVE U
GOOD LUCK

Well it was her birthday. Hope she had a happy one. Now get down to business and work on your life as much as you party.

Happy Birthday Britney!!!!!!

Ohhhhh no god no no no, NOT PARIS again... what a bad media ho.

Nice, Brittney looks like a fudge blister sucking on her cancer stick. She's o freaking greasy she has to light her sick stick at arms distance so she doesn't ignite her dripping cellulite.

o lordy ... and down the broken spiral again she will go.

Happy Birthday Lov Ya. hav a good day xxxxxxxx

Paris will show up anywhere for a photo op. Did Sean and Jayden attend the party?

o lordy ... and down the broken spiral she goes again!!!

Happy Birthday Britney
God x17, even i know how to fix the red eye in pics, im sure a big website like you could do it.
I wonder what she is going to do later tonight.

alisha: she does what she wants so fuck you poor girl :) it's you that is pathetic : you 're just obssesed by her and you always waiting for more pics of her :)!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY AND A GREAT YEAR :)!! FRANCE LOVE YOU!

nice coke face. she is so obvious. her mouth and nostrils are frozen together!

Hahahahaha!
Britney's b-day party with her only 3 freinds.

HAPPY BDAY
CONGRATULATIONS
PARABÉNS
FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO
QUE DEUS TE ILUMINE SEMPRE...
GOOD LUCK
WE LOVE YOU

PARENTAL ADVISORY:

a canned ham named al keeps trying to make us laugh, but just doesn't have the comic "chops" to get the job done.

BOO.

just keepin' it fake.

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PARENTAL ADVISORY:

a canned ham named al keeps trying to make us laugh, but just doesn't have the comic "chops" to get the job done.

BOO.

just keepin' it fake.

How touching, when two media whores can come together!!!

I just checked Billboard.com and Britney's CD is now ranked 41st, down from 23rd, and its only been out 4 weeks! This demonstrates that miss BS is a has-been, just like Lindsay Lohan

No wonder Paris is laughing. Lindsay and Britney have ruined careers in music and film, while Paris is still a blood-member of the Hilton Hotel Family.

Ah....to be born rich...winning the DNA lottery...

Happy Birthday Britney! May the year ahead be your best ever ......

The epitome of the word "pig". Usually with birthdays you mature into a responsible adult who recognizes that they have responsibilities, i.e.; children to raise. This retard regresses into childish behavior and displays of mental inactivity.

Dear x17,

How much does Britney pay you?

Congratulations Britney!!!
The best popstar ever at only 26 y!
Love you for ever! Take care of you!
You´r so special and entertaining.

Dear x17,

How much does Britney pay you?

Has anyone notice that who ever hangs out with PARIS career falls apart???

Didn't think the cunt would live this long......

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I LOVE YOU MY PRINCESS BRITNEY!

9:30 the first

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

so basically she could only find 5 people to come to her party? lol.

WATCH OUT THE 2 HOLLYWOOD WHORES TOGETHER IT SMELLS LIKE FISH

Just go ahead and die you broken has been crack ho. "We love you, I love you, Happy Birthday". She dont care what you think, she just want to party all the time, party all the time.

So happy to see you and Paris together!
Show us that u can act like adults and stay sober 28 days/month!

I AM SURE THAT YOU WILL RETURN TO THE BIG THING!!
YOU ARE DOING EVERYTHING VERY WELL!!
YOU ARE A PERFECT BRITNEY!!
ALWAYS I WILL SUPPORT YOU!
YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON AND A GOOD MOTHER ..!

FORGET THE WHOLE SHIT THAT SAYS THE PRESS!!

ALONE SOUND YOU WILL LIE!

I LOVE YOU BRIT!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

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Isn't smoking supposed to help make you thin? Why is Britney still so fat? She is the grossed ugly, dirty cow I have ever seen. She is the new Anna Nicole. And that fat, hairy sidekick Sam from the Taliban is beyond tragic.

I cannot wait until this skank is back in rehab so X17 can focus on something else for awhile.

Miss your kids FATSO??

P.S. Your CD sucks and no one bought it!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!

Once again, she looks like a $2 hooker. Not one ounce of class....

Just Curious,
X17 pays Britney!

ESTOY SEGURO DE QUE REGRESARÁS A LO GRANDE!!

ERES ÚNICA!

ESPERO QUE LO HAYAS PASADO GENIAL AYER!

ESTÁS HACIENDO TODO MUY BIEN!!

ERES PERFECTA BRITNEY!!

SIEMPRE TE APOYARÉ!

ERES UNA BUENA PERSONA Y UNA BUENA MADRE..!

OLVIDATE DE TODA LA MIERDA QUE DICE LA PRENSA!!

SOLO SON MENTIRAS!

te amoooo!

I LOVE YOU BRITNEY!!

That´s why she hires a hotelroom. Wonder what they do inside? Alli has a new boyfriend.

I LOVE YOU BRITNEY!!

What is she thinking holding a glass of wine when she knows shes being photographed? Didn't she go to rehab? Has anyone ever known it to be ok to drink after rehab?

BRIT..YOU ARE THE BEST!!

JUST JARED:
Britney’s Birthday Scanadanavian Style
Sun, 02 December 2007

Britney Spears celebrates her birthday into the wee hours of the night at The Scandinavian Style Mansion event at a private residence on Sunday in the exclusive enclave of Bel Air, Calif.

Britney turns 26 today. Hope she got a more fabulous birthday cake at home!

Brit wore a slinky black minidress, purple panties, a white fur-trimmed jacket and YSL Tribute platform shoes.

Also Pictured: ‘cousin’ Alli Sims, Diamond Entertainment owner Claus Hjelmbak and BFF Sam Lufti.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!

JUST JARED:
Britney’s Birthday Scanadanavian Style
Sun, 02 December 2007

Britney Spears celebrates her birthday into the wee hours of the night at The Scandinavian Style Mansion event at a private residence on Sunday in the exclusive enclave of Bel Air, Calif.

Britney turns 26 today. Hope she got a more fabulous birthday cake at home!

Brit wore a slinky black minidress, purple panties, a white fur-trimmed jacket and YSL Tribute platform shoes.

Also Pictured: ‘cousin’ Alli Sims, Diamond Entertainment owner Claus Hjelmbak and BFF Sam Lufti.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!

brit is very beautiful!!!

But who´s the 6:th guy at right in pic nr. 5 ???

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIT !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, THE SWEETEST WOMAN ON EARTH!!!

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She could have washed her hair..at least

BRIT YOU ARE MY LIFE!!!

just curious 9:40

PLEASE don't bother yourself, no one can explain how much exactly!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIT !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, THE SWEETEST WOMAN ON EARTH!!!

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I know plenty of 26 y/os who are vice presidents within major corporations and who lead extremely responsible lives. Then we have Britney, who can't drive without hitting someone or something, can't keep her kids due to lack of interest in them, can't maintain her career due to lack of talent and refusal to promote her album through a tour or interviews, and someone who has to leave their home to party in a hotel since their home is so filthy it would be an embarrassment for others to go there. Lovely.

Let's hope 26 is a turnaround year for you Brit.

Five people to celebrate the birthday of this wonderful person. She should have kept her celebration private. It would have been less humilating than this joke. Doesn't say much for the big "star" Britney Spears, the only attendee's to her 26rh birthday are Paris, Sam, Ali and that other guy.:)

BRIT IS SO HOT!

brit is perfect!!

i love you!

She needs Rudolph back, at least he and stylist made her look presentable.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIT !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, THE SWEETEST WOMAN ON EARTH!!!

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Britney gets uglier by the day. Compared to her, Paris looks like a supermodel. Brit's face is looking more and more like a Halloween pumpkin and god knows why she won't fix that rat-infested mess of hair and weave. Jesus, what a wreck.

This is the best she could do?

BRIT COME TO SPAIN!!

WE LOVE YOU!

BRIT YOU ARE PERFECT!!
BRIT YOU ARE PERFECT!!
WE LOVE YOU!
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How could someone this rich look so fucked up?

BRITNEY LUCE MEJOR QUE NUNCA!

:)

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X17
You couln't of found the worst pics to post! Jeeze Brit,Brit looks awful and way older that 26...Paris looks skank too....EEEWWWWW!

At least you have to give credit to X17 for one thing. Even THEY wouldn't say she looked "cute" this time.

Happy birthday. Make this year a good year OR ELSE! mwa ha ha ha ha ha!

Paris gets paid to show up at events, what'd you pay her Brit-Brit?

BRIT YOUR COMEBACK IS COOMING SOON!

10:05 It's Britney Bitch

They only had so much to work with.

CONGRATULATIONS BRITNEY, ON YOUR 26TH BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! :) I HOPE THIS WILL BE A WONDERFUL AND FABULOUS EVENING FOR HER, LIKE IT SEEMED TO BE YESTERDAY! :)

Love, Sanna

Please, go to Spain, go to Brazil, go somewhere you messed up piece of lard.She looks like she's a 36 year old barfly.

BRIT GO TO SPAIN.

THEY LOVE YOU!

happy birtday brit!

Yeah, she HATES all the pap attention. That's why they are standing on the balcony.

BITY LOOKS REALLY PRETTY!

I LOVE YOU!

X17 you couldn't of found the worst pics to post! Brit,Brit looks awful & way older than 26...and Paris looks the skank too...

Couldn't Britney have at least TRIED to cover up her zits?? And maybe she could have done SOMETHING with her hair?? Oh wait that's right, SHE NEVER DOES!!

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BRITNEY, YOUR COME BACK IS COMING SOON, JUST SIT THERE AND WAIT FOR IT. BETTER YET PARTEEE.

10:02 "Brit you are perfect"

So, how exactly is she perfect?
Losing custody of your children is perfect?
Going to rehab 3 times then continuing to party anyway is perfect?
Not having a relationship with your family is perfect?
Shaving your head then showing off a nasty weave is perfect?
Wow, you have a very interesting definition of perfect!

10:13 - you don't sit and wait for a comeback, you MAKE IT HAPPEN. Geez, her fans are as dumb as she is...

brit is the best!

X17 is definitely paid by the past princess of pop to write these ridiculous stories. The has been is posing on the balcony specifically for X17. This is garbage trying to promote garbage and in the end it will never work out.

I think this is one of the few genuine friendships Britney has in her life. I've never heard Paris imply anything except Britney is a good person w/ a big heart & a loving mother.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!! Surround yourself w/ good people!

10:15 Do you not recognize sarcasim? Her fans and herself apparently belief she is so wonderful, all she has to do is sit back and wait for her return. DUH

How is it possible to make so much money and still always look like you your whole outfit cost less than $25?

Well if Paris said she is a good person w/a big heart & a loving mother, we have all been wrong and the commish doesn't know what he is talking about. If P says it, it must be true.

yes!

for me shi is perfect!!

she make mi happy!

BRIT IS THE Nº1!!

Ah two has beens have found eachother again, now they can flash there vagina again. You gotto get attention somehow

SHE IS WEARING UNDERWEAR!!!!

OMG!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY SPEARS I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GORGEOUS. JUST STAY OUTTA TROUBLE XOXO

Hey dumbass, your 15 minutes were up 15 minutes ago! Go back to the swamp (Louisiana) you freaking troglodyte. Your voodoo has become doodoo and you aint got no hair no more!

BRITNEY I LOVE YOU!

Who is grabbing Brits arm??

This perfect woman has lost her childrn, her career, shaved her head and can't explain why, has two homes, filthy from what we read and lives in a hotel. This perfect person seems to be unable to abide by the simplest of laws, can't drive a vehicle with her children in it. Flashes her privates on numerous occasions, failed rehab on three attempts. Perfect my ass.

She looks like a dragqueen,but i do feel sorry for her that she can't accept that she's over. It must be hard for her.

Love the pictures, Britney looks so pretty. I was just on TMZ and they say Parisite ditched Britney,looks more like Britney shut the car door in Parasites face. Bwahahaha

happy birthday brit. my bday is tomorrow :]

Paris, we know you are the queen of hair extensions, could ya please please help her?

BRITNEY HAS AIDS

PARENTAL ADVISORY:

a canned ham named al keeps trying to make us laugh, but just doesn't have the comic "chops" to get the job done.

AND AL LIVES WITH HIS MOMMY !

just keepin' it fake.

BRITNEY HAS AIDS

Wow, she must feel really good about herself. Lets count all the reasons:
1) You spent your Birthday in a Hotel room with no family.
2) No one came that was not on the payroll, except a pity visit from Paris Hilton.
3) Shitney's idea of entertainment was to watch the paparazzi from her balcony.

You must start to think you have hit rock bottom when you look around at your Birthday Party and no one is there... and the people that are there are being paid to be there, except Paris Hilton. Why Paris went is a mystery. Were they sharaing secrets on valtrex?

Love Britneys jacket.

BRIT...YOU ARE THE ONLY!!

YOU ARE INCREDIBLE AND FABOLOUS!

Honestly Alli looks better! I´ve never thought that before.

Giacamo Ginherpules

Paris gets paid to show up at events, even the smallest ones. Bet Brit paid her to be there. Paris will do anything for a buck.

Even when I was away in the service, I wasn't horny enough to put it in her skank mouth.

Geez.........who cares!!! What was the point of the crotch shot, X17???? Why do those 2 freaks have sunglasses on indoors at night???? I heard Paris before midnight and wasn't even there for Shitney's actual birthday.

Geez.........who cares!!! What was the point of the crotch shot, X17???? Why do those 2 freaks have sunglasses on indoors at night???? I heard Paris left before midnight and wasn't even there for Shitney's actual birthday.

BRIT&PARIS ARE THE BEST!

BRIT IS SO PERFECT!

To the idiot who says Brit must pay x17 to write this stuff, where is your proof? If you don't want the truth go to the TMZ Jerry Springer bash site to get your daily scoop of lies.

MY soul that fragile , innocent child in me .
So Precious
Love :)

Sam
Alli
Paris
That guy
That other guy

Britney's guest list----priceless

she looked like shit...as always

26!!! I thought she was only 21 or 22 because of her immaturity. She really needs to grow up and act her age.

BRIT LOOKS INCREDIBLE!

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

ALL WANT A PIECE OF HER!

BRIT ROCKS!

In the first pic theire smiles are so lookalike.

Astral life?
Cheep "enlightment" for losers.
How destructive for body and psyche.
No Thanks!

She had 3 candles on her birthday cake, that says a lot. She wants to be Sean and Jayden's buddy not their mom.

First of all Britney..nice greasy nasty hair! Wash your extensions or do something with it like pay someone like Ken Paves to do it and make it look presentable. You know you can take some of the money that you spend on your Starbucks drinks that is blowing your fat ass up and do it and get some Proactiv!!! Nice zits on your face and chin. You are a gross pig better yet go take care of your children you loser@!!!

If I didn't know her age, I would think it was her 40th birthday.

BRIT IS THE BEST PERSON AND SINGER OF THE WORLD!

10.28 first,
she said to Matt Lauer in a Dateline intervju: "I´m NOT perfect, i´m human."

Britney is a fat trashy whore.
her legs are so fat, like tree trunks
Happy 46th birthday slut, you look twice your age old ugly hag

why does she insist on wearing clothes that are two sizes too small for her? It actually makes her look heavier than she really is. I SOOOO wish that the "what not to wear" team would ambush her one day....

BRITNEY I LOVE YOU!

What is that on the right side of her chin. My god it has been there for the last three months. Permzit? How long does it take a zit to go away? I'd be seeing a doctor about that.

10:44 - please pay attention if you're going to address specific posts. I believe that 10:28 was addressing all of the fans on here who keep saying "Britney's perfect" - they are the ones you should be addressing with Britney's "I'm human" response....

SHE STILL HAS NO TAGS ON THE FRONT OR REAR OF HER CAR!!!!.KEVIN HAVE THE (P.I.), THATS FOLLOWS HER AROUND FOR YOU, CALL THE POLICE ON HER, NEXT TIME SHE LEAVES THE HOUSE.TO ALL OF YOU "PAPS", YOU SHOULD CALL THE POLICE YOURSELF, AND GET THE EXCLUSIVE PHOTO!!!!.THAT'S WORTH ($500K)!!!!.AND IF SHE HAS NO SEATBELT, AND THE DOG IN HER LAP,THATS ANOTHER ($500K). DAMN THATS A LOT OF MONEY, FOR ONE PHOTO!!!.

James, you need to get out more.

at least she had on underwear....

Another foot longer, that dress would have looked nice.

happy bday britney!!!!!
i love you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
britney birntye birntye
we love you!!! :D:D

britney the besstt!!

10:44 first You are a sick, sick person. Get help. Fast.

BRIT I LOVE YOU!

Hey cristian, who's birntye?

i'm more concerned with that outfit paris is wearing. WTF is that?!?!?!?!?!?!? and where is her "boy"friend.

9:45 Taylor
You're hilarious!

GIMME MORE BRIT!

YOU ARE DELICIOUS!

HAPPY 26th BIRTHDAY BRITNEY.
HAPPY 26th BIRTHDAY BRITNEY.
HAPPY 26th BIRTHDAY BRITNEY.
HAPPY 26th BIRTHDAY BRITNEY.
HAPPY 26th BIRTHDAY BRITNEY.
HAPPY 26th BIRTHDAY BRITNEY.
HAPPY 26th BIRTHDAY BRITNEY.
HAPPY 26th BIRTHDAY BRITNEY.

peace... Ü Love you girl.

Happy Birthday Brit!, I deeply love u!.
I wish always the best girl!

The Clitneywhore looks worse than ever!

10:59 You "deeply love her"?? Go get help with 10:44. You two are some sick people.

X17: why don´t you show us pics when Paris accindentally jumped in a car full of strangers?
Where you not there?
(Look at TMZ y´all!)

Miguel - Please seek some help. Deeply love your wife/girlfriend, not someone you only read aboout.

Well, I was preparing to bash her for her stupidity and her hideous birthday outfit but, dang, it's all so pathetic that even I, with my hollow tin chest feel a tinge of pity for her. What a freakin' MESS she's become. UGH, she's just gross. GO TO REHAB (and stay there for a YEAR)!

SO SAD. BRITNEY COULD ONLY GET A FEW PEOPLE TO COME TO HER 26TH BIRTHDAY PARTY, AND "ALL" ARE PAID HELP THAT WILL TURN ON HER WHEN THE MONEY IS RIGHT! SAM LUFTI IS PURE SCUM, ALLI IS AN ENABLER WHO IS ONLY CONNECTED TO BRIT SO SHE CAN START HER OWN POP CAREER. AND BRITNEY HAS TO PAY THEM TO KEEP THEM AROUND. THEN THERE IS PARIS HILTON, THET ONE THAT GOT BRITNEY TO FLASH HER CROTCH THE FIRST TIME WHICH LED TO BRITNEY'S FALL IN THE MEDIA EVEN MORE. OF COURSE WE KNOW THAT PARIS CAN'T BE TRUSTED, SHE WILL ALWAYS TURN ON BRIT AND LAUGH BEHIND HER BACK. AND THAT IS ALL BRITNEY HAS LEFT IN HER LIFE FOR "FRIENDS", HOW SAD. YEARS AGO, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD HAVE PARTIED WITH BRITNEY, AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN HUGE, MANY CELEBRITIES (REAL ONES), FAMILY, THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, TELEVISION WOULD HAVE THROWN PARTIES ON TV, AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A MAJOR EVENT. BUT NOW, JUST FOR OR FIVE LOSERS (HANGERS ON), THAT ARE NOT HER FRIENDS AT ALL BUT USERS AND ABUSERS. SO SAD FOR BRIT. NO BABIES NOW SINCE THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY, HER CD IS BOMBING (41 ON THE CHARTS NOW ONLY AFTER 4 WEEKS), AND SHE IS PROBABLY GOING TO LOSE HER BABIES COMPLETELY SOON. AND SHE HAS RUN EVEYONE OUT OF HER LIFE THAT CREATED HER CAREER AND DID CARE ABOUT HER. NOW SHE HAS SAM AND ALLI ONLY. AND YOU KNOW THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT HER AT ALL. ALL OF THIS BY THE AGE OF 26. POOR BRITNEY IS REALLY OVER! AND SHE DID THIS "ALL" BY HER OWN SELFISH GREED, NARSASSITIC WAYS AND STUPPIDITY. SHE HAS GONE FROM THE TOP DOWN TO THE BOTTOM ALL BY HERSELF. SHE IS OVER!

I LOOOOOOOOVE the white jacket!!!!!!!

It looks like Paris and Britney are trying too hard to enjoy each other.

I love that they're friends. 2 of the cutest gals around. Happy Bday Brit!

Big money is really some kind of poison, for some people.

Brit Brit Spears celebrated her 26th early yesterday at the
Scandinavian Mansion of Style party with her only friends, Alli Sims and Sam Lutfi. Paris Hilton and Sharon Stone were also there, but I'm pretty sure they were there for that Scandinavian shit.

Britney looks gorgeous as ever with hair by Brillo Pad, coat by tacky and dress by barf. Couldn't they take the damn cake out of the box? At least ,it's not a Devil Dog cake. She's probably saving that for tonight.

Happy Barfday you crazy bitch! What do you think she wished for? I'm guessing she wished for her kids to be turned into two gigantic frapps. That would be the ultimate.

dlisted hahaha lmao

The fur on that Wayne Newton-type jacket looks REAL. That pile of crap. Someone oughta skin HER for HER pelt. Oh, wait, no one on earth would want it.

Paris is probably thinking she should have asked for more money.

Happy B-Day Brit!
She looks Fab and with over a million units sold, worldwide, and half in the Us, after only one month and one single, critically acclaimed and a hUGe hIt WITH fans, things are looking up!

If she's going for the Elvis 'look' she's doing a pretty good job of it.

TWO UGLY WHORES IN A BALCONY??? great show lol and britney, paris, your underwear is horrible and we dont want to see that anymore, got it? Britney, my advice is to put on a girdle because you are fat. Just until you get that lipo I would recommend you as well...

Notice the way Paris is looking at Shitney's nasty weave? She's asking herself 'is this really worth the publicity I'll get?'

11:12 HaHaHa And what is a devil dog cake?

I'm sure Britney chose a more intimate affair, being the private person she prefers to be.

GORGEOUS! What a blast that looks like, wish i could party like a rock star! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

JAMES 10:44 AM

I love britney and i love her music, but truth must be told, She's not the best singer in the world..(And that's doesn't meant that i hate her or i dont like her music HELL NO)..But Seriously you should go out more and more and yeah dont forget to listen to more artists OK.
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Britney is over 11:08 AM

Obviously you're talking shit you dont know.....FUCK WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT YOU LITTLE PRICK, GO CHECK HER PARTY ON JUST JARED AND BRITNEYEXPERTS.COM AND OTHER WEBSITES....

IT'S SO OBVIOUS THAT YOU'RE THE LONELY PERSON HERE, HOW SAD!!! BET YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS FULL OF A (NO BODY) HAH!! SERIOUSLY WHO YOU'RE FOOLIN' DUH!! NOW FUCK OFF SCUM.

Britney looks fat and ugly as usual.
Paris always looks better than her.

Huge hit with fans, all 39 of them.

Alli the leech is going for the pouty look face. God please help this homely girl. She is way out of touch.

SHE IS FUCKED OUT OF HER MIND ON STIMULANTS IN THOSE PICTURES. THIS IS OBVIOUS TO ANYONE WITH A BRAIN OR ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE USING DRUGS OR HAS USED DRUGS.

WHAT A PERFECT WAY TO CELEBRATE A WASTE OF A LIFE - BY GETTING HIGH WITH ANOTHER WASTE OF SKIN HERPES HILTON.

If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out; cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.
When your day is done and you wanna run; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on; cocaine.
Dont forget this fact, you cant get it back; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine. DENY ALL YOU WANT BRITARDS, THE MORE YOU POST THE STUPIDER YOU LOOK.

SHE IS FUCKED OUT OF HER MIND ON STIMULANTS IN THOSE PICTURES. THIS IS OBVIOUS TO ANYONE WITH A BRAIN OR ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE USING DRUGS OR HAS USED DRUGS.

WHAT A PERFECT WAY TO CELEBRATE A WASTE OF A LIFE - BY GETTING HIGH WITH ANOTHER WASTE OF SKIN HERPES HILTON.

If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out; cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.
When your day is done and you wanna run; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on; cocaine.
Dont forget this fact, you cant get it back; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine. DENY ALL YOU WANT BRITARDS, THE MORE YOU POST THE MORE STUPID YOU LOOK.

Larry, where are you, get back and save this girl from herself.

happy birthday brit just have a fun b-day

Dayumm I thought Jessica Simpson had a horse mouth. Shut that thing Britney, you are attracting flies.

What is she doing hanging out with Paris?! She was not a good influence on her. It was after all the partying they did together that she ended up in rehab. Britney needs to get out of La La Land and move back home to Kentwood. I was in L.A. on holiday a few years ago, it is fake, fake, fake!!!

Britney went for the pouty look and look what she got, nasty. She looks like she smells something, sniff, sniff.

Happy B-day BrIT! wE lOvE u!!!

Wow. She is actually nastier looking than last week. Herpaliscious baby!

WTF is that Alli thing doing? Is she still trying to make a career in the music business? How the hell did she get anyone to tell her she has a chance? Did you hear her "demo?" It was a recording that sounded like the an average high-school jazz choir singer doing a b-side show tune. Not to mention the fact that she is ugly, fat, and dripping with spill-over hatred of Shitney...

Seriously, what a pig that scroat is. I almost want to say that she is nastier than Shitney, but that is going WAY to far....

Paris has a criminal background.
Madonna started to destroy Britneys reputation with the kiss, it was Madonnas idea. Britney was her biggest concurrent. I bet Madonna wanted to start the scandals for Brit. Madonna was a role model and Britney looked up to her. One of Brits first misstakes.

christina aguilera will be spending her 27th bday with her husband,family and friends.

Larry is NEVER coming back - she's way too crazy for him to ever want to deal with again.

It is awfull how even people here in Europe have to read about Britney everyday from the papers. Not only from the internet. This world is a mess

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IT IS SO CREEPY HOW IN THE 8TH AND 9TH PIC - PARIS IS STARING AT BRITNEY!!!!!!

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Heehawg and Taylor, go fuck yourselves, you brain dead morons.

Creepy, hell no that's the one she is thinking Geez I should have been paid more for this appearance.

especially in the 9th picture - Paris is staring at Britney like she's in love with her

the reason there are only her closest friends at her birthday party is cause britney doesn't let a lot of people in her life anymore! After all the dirty tricks they played on her, dirty lovers who sold her, like cohen,her first hubby,nasty PA,mean disgusting "bodyguards"...So NICE ON BRIT FOR LETTING ONLY HER REAL FRIENDS IN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN B!

What's the matter Zeus, did they hit a nerve.

Britney looks disgusting ad fat.

paris is desperate to be friends with britney, britney is just using her for drugs

Oh please, she has no friends. Sam and Alli are the ones using Britney now, then it will be someone else. Britney allows this pattern. No friends and very few fans.

Many many happy returns of the day! Wish you health, happiness, prosperity & wisdom! Have a wonderful time on your 26th birthday anniversary Britney! All my love xoxoxox

Not allowing a lot of people in her life should be easy for her to obtain. No one wants anything to do with her.

10:21....Paris also said that Britney was "an animal" and it wasn't meant to be a compliment. Paris is no friend of Britney's. Paris just wants to be where the cameras are and to be able to laugh at the small part she played in the destruction of Britney Spears and witness the "masterpiece" first hand. Britney is too stupid to even understand any of it. Look at her laughing like the drunken drugged out fool that she is. Her IQ must totally in the toilet by this point.

happy birthday britneyy x

happy birhday!!!!! have fun,I LOVE U AND I LOVE PARIS! YOU ARE THE ONLY 2 LA GIRLS WHO ARE REAL AND SWEET!!!! WE LOVE U!

Search at "Britney Dateline" on youtube.com
She´s pregnant with Jayden (about 1,5 year ago). Her lips and skin and the whole face looks so healthy, like 10 years younger!!
She sais "it will be oops 100, I´m not perfect"...she cryes when Lauer asks about the paparazzi.
This is right before Matt L. tells her that Kevin is cheating on her and the magazines hopes theire marrige will not last. 6 parts of this intervju.

11:46 Maybe you, James and Miguel can get a group rate for theropy. Because anyone that thinks Paris of all people is real and sweet needs serious help. I hope you grow out of it.

shes not fat you idiots

QUEEN B, WE ARE WISHING U THE BEST ,NOT JUST TODAY BUT FOR MANY MANY YEARS TO COME, THERE IS NO OTHER GIRL LIKE U! U ARE SO SPECIAL AND AWESOME INSIDE OUT! THANK U BRIT FOR WHAT YOU GIVE TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE U!

Britney should really appreciate her fans. It must be quite a challange to continue to support someone that doesn't care about herself. Sad part is, her fans are the only ones that really care about her, not Sam or Alli.

10:41 Ken Paves? that hideous hairstylist just look at his work Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Eva Lagoria all their hairs are the same twirls and curls gay guys have a thing for Sherly Temple im guessin Ken is one of those

Isn't that so special, Queen B, standing on the balcony overlooking her subjects. GAG

Some have you have stated "how sad Brit is celebrating without her family". We do not know what her day will be like today (which is her actual b-day). She went out last night & had some fun with friends. So what? That does not make her look sad or pathetic. Did you ever think she will spend time with her family or boys? We don't know what her plans are for today, hope she has a great birthday & it will be a much better year for her. I'm just stating my opinion. And no I am not a Brit fan, just a person wishing her well.

paris is a real person,she shows her true colors all the time,she is not one of the many "good girls" starlets who pretends to be something they are not.Paris is a dear,loyal friend and she has the same pure heart britney has!They are both really sweet,and i would be happy to have them as friends!

Is fixing her hair and makeup that difficult for her own b-day? I thought she was getting better after i saw the "piece of me video" pics...but no...she still likes to look like a total mess! =(

Today, she'll sleep it off.

MY GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS.

WHAT OTHER DRUG ADDICT WHO HAD HER KIDS TAKEN AWAY FROM HER WOULD YOU WORSHIP?

THE ONE TURNING TRICKS ON YOUR LOCAL SKID ROW?

OF COURSE NOT, SAVE YOUR SYMPATHY FOR SOMEONE WHO HAD EVERY CHANCE IN THE WORLD AND FUCKED EVERY SINGLE ONE UP!

I HOPE NONE OF YOUR REPRODUCE - THERE IS ENOUGH INSANITY IN THE WORLD AS PICTURED ABOVE.

The only thing Pure they have in common is the club. She shows her true colors alright. Need to look at some of the videos where Paris is making fun of other people, she would never have the balls to say to their face.

wow there are lots of pics and u have chosen the worst pics. now i see ur "love" for her.....she's stunning in breatheheavy.com

11:56 YOU ROCK!! it is 1000 times better our brit on a bad hair day,than that gay guy who styles all is clients'hair the same way! P.S.the brigitte bardot hair you performe on jessica simpson is a little bit old....

Trashy!

At least she has some friends!Leave her alone for her Brith's day!

oh britney please get back with justin, you were so gooood together, oh please! he's your salvation brit!

Bitch looks like Fat Elvis with those shiteous sunglasses on ...

oh britney please get back with justin, you were so gooood together, oh please! he's your salvation brit!

oh britney please get back with justin, you were so gooood together, oh please! he's your salvation brit!

oh britney please get back with justin, you were so gooood together, oh please! he's your salvation brit!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!

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Do you honestly think Justin would have anything to do with her on a personal level.

Bad hair Day?? LMAO. She's been having those for a year! Please anyone, help her. Her weave is the worst I have ever seen in my life. Surely to God, someone in LA knows how to do it right. It's pathetic.

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"and there was a very big special guest. Can you guess who?"

I'm pretty sure who it WASN'T... her dermatologist.

ok lets schedule that drug test RIGHT NOW

I wonder if this is another one of Paris' paid appearances. She only does things she is paid for and according to TMZ's video, she punked Britney. FUNNY:

Paris Punks Britney?

Former BFFs and crotchograph compadres, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, reunited last night at the Scandinavian Style Mansion -- but this time, the only flashing came from photogs!

Although the two walked out together, Britz and her Yeti fur jacket took off for another destination -- while Miss P hopped into her car, put on makeup ... and then ducked back into the party!

Just minutes before it turned Midnight -- officially making it Britney's birthday, Paris either pulled out of popping bubbly with the popwreck, or just wanted to steal some of her spotlight! Either way, happy 26th pal!

why don't those "zits" next to her mouth EVER GO AWAY????? did that asshole contract the herp? maybe she and parisite are discussing going in on a crate of Valtrex together.

Look that outfit..man... I am about to cry..I am embarrassed just to look at that tragedy

nasty...so fucking nasty....is it too much to ask that vagina lips shitney spears take a shower before her birthday?...she looks so dirty and greasy...she probably smells as bad as she looks..fat slob...what the hell is wrong with her?

Lots of other pics everywhere else. Paris wasn't even with Britney and gang at that party. None of the pics show the two together at all.

Anyway, the mystery guy with Alli is Jason Kennedy. No idea who he is but that is what is being said.

Hope Brit doesn't have the kids today. EEK.

She looks happy, which is great. And the dress is hot!
The jacket was a gift given to her by the host of the Scandanavian party, she HAD to wear it or it would have been rude, and total insult to the gift giver.

Paris looks like she is dressed for a business meeting and Britney looks like she thinks she is a Playboy bunny. Alli looks like she mixed up a birthday with New Year's Eve and Sam, well, he wears the same thing day in and day out with his hat glued to his bald head. What motley crew.

DLISTED:

Brit Brit Spears celebrated her 26th early yesterday at the
Scandinavian Mansion of Style party with her only friends, Alli Sims and Sam Lutfi. Paris Hilton and Sharon Stone were also there, but I'm pretty sure they were there for that Scandinavian shit.

Britney looks gorgeous as ever with hair by Brillo Pad, coat by tacky and dress by barf. Couldn't they take the damn cake out of the box? At least ,it's not a Devil Dog cake. She's probably saving that for tonight.

Happy Barfday you crazy bitch! What do you think she wished for? I'm guessing she wished for her kids to be turned into two gigantic frapps. That would be the ultimate.

Ever heard of non-alcoholic wine?!

For all we know that could be pepsi in that glass! (IT looks like bubbles on the top of the liquid in the glass. Wine doesn't have bubbles. My guess is it's soda:)

you would think if you're being photographed next to paris you would try to look god, it just makes her look even uglier!

awwwwwwww...isn't that sweet the two crackwhores got back together, for yet another photo op. God, they are repulsive. Keep going the way you are Britney and you won't be celebrating your next birthday because you'll be dead...here's hoping. Take that slut Paris with you...stupid classless bitches

1:20-ever heard of sparkling wine or champagne? bubbly.

I can't believe all these HATERS!!! They’re just jealous!! You deserve to go out and have a good time, especially on your b-day!! Happy birthday girl:) I am 27, with an 11-month-old little boy; going through the same shit you went through with Kevin… Deceiving, disrespectful, ass holes!! I think you’re a GREAT mother and deserve the best in life! Keep it up girl!!

she is just a skank

Happy Birthday BRITNEY!!

Does she even try any more?

PARENTAL ADVISORY:

a canned ham named al keeps trying to make us laugh, but just doesn't have the comic "chops" to get the job done.

AL STILL LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS MOMMY, AND SHE WASHES HIS UNDIES.

just keepin' it fake.

Posted by: Paula - "If there are two bigger media whores than these two, I don't know who they are"

I do. Her name is Lindsay Lohan.

SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRETTY!!!!!!!!
AND SHE IS HOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT

LOLLLL you dumb a__ you are such an ignorant hater, you don't even realize that the coat she is wearing was given to her by the peeps hosting the party

HERE IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF HOW YOU DUM DUM HATERS MAKE UNEDUCATIONAL STATEMENTS.

Britney is so unaware. Paris fucks Brintey over and talks shit behind her back. Paris is NOT Brintey's friend, and will sell her out over and over. Yet Britney just does not get it and is talking to her like she is a good friend. Britney really is a fucking idiot, she has "friends" like Sam Lufti, who is just using her and is a scum bag, Alli Simms who is also an enabler and is in it just for herself so she can try to get her own singing career. And these are the people Britney thinks are her friends. But Britney throws away the people that really do care about her and attacks everyone else. Brintey has done ALL of this to herself. She has no one to blame but her stuppid self. She won't even be around much longer with the way she is going. And she sure does not miss her babies at all. She is always the happiest when she is out partying and getting high or drunk when she is not with them. But when she is with them she always looks sad and like she just can't wait to give them back so she can party again and be with the losers she hangs out with. She truly is over and done with. What a shame, she used to look so good and had the world in her hands years ago.

SO SAD. BRITNEY COULD ONLY GET A FEW PEOPLE TO COME TO HER 26TH BIRTHDAY PARTY, AND "ALL" ARE PAID HELP THAT WILL TURN ON HER WHEN THE MONEY IS RIGHT! SAM LUFTI IS PURE SCUM; ALLI IS AN ENABLER WHO IS ONLY CONNECTED TO BRIT SO SHE CAN START HER OWN POP CAREER. AND BRITNEY HAS TO PAY THEM TO KEEP THEM AROUND. THEN THERE IS PARIS HILTON, THE ONE THAT GOT BRITNEY TO FLASH HER CROTCH THE FIRST TIME WHICH LED TO BRITNEY'S FALL IN THE MEDIA EVEN MORE. OF COURSE WE KNOW THAT PARIS CAN'T BE TRUSTED, SHE WILL ALWAYS TURN ON BRIT AND LAUGH BEHIND HER BACK. AND THAT IS ALL BRITNEY HAS LEFT IN HER LIFE FOR "FRIENDS", HOW SAD. YEARS AGO THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD HAVE PARTIED WITH BRITNEY, AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN HUGE, MANY CELEBRITIES (REAL ONES), FAMILY, THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, TELEVISION WOULD HAVE THROWN PARTIES ON TV, AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A MAJOR EVENT. BUT NOW ALL SHE HAS LEFT ARE FOUR OR FIVE LOSERS (HANGERS ON), THAT ARE NOT HER FRIENDS AT ALL BUT USERS AND ABUSERS. SO SAD FOR BRIT. NO BABIES NOW SINCE THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY, HER CD IS BOMBING (41 ON THE CHARTS NOW ONLY AFTER 4 WEEKS), AND SHE IS PROBABLY GOING TO LOSE HER BABIES COMPLETELY SOON. AND SHE HAS RUN EVERYONE OUT OF HER LIFE THAT CREATED HER CAREER AND DID CARE ABOUT HER. NOW SHE HAS SAM AND ALLI ONLY. AND YOU KNOW THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT HER AT ALL. ALL OF THIS BY THE AGE OF 26. POOR BRITNEY IS REALLY OVER! AND SHE DID THIS "ALL" BY HER OWN SELFISH GREED, NARSASSITIC WAYS, AND STUPPIDITY. SHE HAS GONE FROM THE TOP DOWN TO THE BOTTOM ALL BY HERSELF BY THE AGE OF 26.

ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF DUM DUM HATERS:

Saying that she dosen't even have tags on her car yet.
Hey educate yourself before you speak- In Calif, you don't get "tags", you get license plates and the plates are WITH THE CAR, so when you purchase a car, they order the plates and give you the reg., which is taped in the corner of the window.
Unbelievable what people will say to make her look stupid, when in fact, who is the stupid one??? crazy people, get a life!!!!

o lordy ... and down the broken spiral she goes again!!!

December 2, 2007 9:26 AM - Anonymous

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...that made me LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!

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Happy Birthday Britney
God x17, even i know how to fix the red eye in pics, im sure a big website like you could do it.
I wonder what she is going to do later tonight.

December 2, 2007 9:26 AM - Jessy Team Britney

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...it's NOT 'red-eye', they are all the SPAWN OF SATAN!!!

CUE SCARY MUSIC: TAA! TAA! TAA! TAA!

Didn't think the cunt would live this long......

December 2, 2007 9:41 AM - Britney sucks ass

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...some of the people who have bets on the britney dead pool just lost a lot of money... lol!

FORGET THE WHOLE SHIT THAT SAYS THE PRESS!!

ALONE SOUND YOU WILL LIE!

December 2, 2007 9:45 AM - rubi

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britard says WHAT?!?

OLVIDATE DE TODA LA MIERDA QUE DICE LA PRENSA!!

SOLO SON MENTIRAS!

te amoooo!

December 2, 2007 9:49 AM - juan

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britney es la mentirosa!! y tu eres un gran bruto si no pueded ver la verdad...

ella esta usando drugas y necesita ayuda fuerte!

Paris gets paid to show up at events, what'd you pay her Brit-Brit?

December 2, 2007 10:07 AM - Anonymous

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LMAO!! =) i'd pay paris to stay the fuck home if i had the money!!

omg. she looks like she has a goatee with the way the acne/herpes is lined up!!!

I think this is one of the few genuine friendships Britney has in her life. I've never heard Paris imply anything except Britney is a good person w/ a big heart & a loving mother.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!! Surround yourself w/ good people!

December 2, 2007 10:17 AM - Anonymous

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can you britards get any DUMBER????

paris dubbed britney the 'ANIMAL'!! paris is NOT britney's friend... she even PRETENDED to leave the party so brit would leave to & then when she did, PARIS SNUCK BACK IN!!!

lmao! paris is a BITCH!!

Well if Paris said she is a good person w/a big heart & a loving mother, we have all been wrong and the commish doesn't know what he is talking about. If P says it, it must be true.

December 2, 2007 10:21 AM - Anonymous

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lol!

wow, they are all strung out on some hard-core stimulants. no amount of red-eye reduction can fix those dialted pupils that group has goin on right there...

why does she insist on wearing clothes that are two sizes too small for her? It actually makes her look heavier than she really is. I SOOOO wish that the "what not to wear" team would ambush her one day....

December 2, 2007 10:46 AM - Anonymous

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i wish the people from A&E's 'INTERVENTION' would ambush her!

at least she had on underwear....

December 2, 2007 10:51 AM - thankful for small miracles

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hahahaha!! i ♥ you...

I L0VE YOU BRITT!!!

Love you too Justin's glad yadda yadda!

can u say WHITE TRASH!!!!

7:43 - yep, I can say it: "britney spears"
:)

I thought she normally has her kids on Sunday. So why is she staying out until 4:00 a.m., even if it is her birthday? Time to grow up Britney.

She looks a mess in these pics as well. Hair is a fright as always, and her skin is horrendous. Even some shots that are from a distance, you can still see her zits.

What is with their eyes? They look so weird. They look like ghouls!
How strange!!

Must be the water, booze, drugs or a combination of all the meds with the booze!!

paris is a real person,she shows her true colors all the time,she is not one of the many "good girls" starlets who pretends to be something they are not.Paris is a dear,loyal friend and she has the same pure heart britney has!They are both really sweet,and i would be happy to have them as friends!

December 2, 2007 11:59 AM - TEAM BRIT AND TEAM PARIS

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that's team 'SHIT' & 'PARASITE'...

you fucktards are seriously deloooooooosional!!

Alli's dating Jason Kennedy from E News...he hung out with them on Halloween too...is it creepy that I know and recognize that from these and other pics....?

Alli's dating Jason Kennedy from E News...he hung out with them on Halloween too...is it creepy that I know and recognize that from these and other pics....?

Alli's dating Jason Kennedy from E News...he hung out with them on Halloween too...is it creepy that I know and recognize that from these and other pics....?

Do you honestly think Justin would have anything to do with her on a personal level.

December 2, 2007 12:14 PM - jstme

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how many times do i have to say i'm glad i doged that bullet... errrr, 'missle'???

i wouldn't touch that skankaliscious std infested whooooore with a ten foot pole!

awwwwwwww...isn't that sweet the two crackwhores got back together, for yet another photo op. God, they are repulsive. Keep going the way you are Britney and you won't be celebrating your next birthday because you'll be dead...here's hoping. Take that slut Paris with you...stupid classless bitches

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BOOYAH jess!! =)

is she addicted to meth.. her skin says yes

Love you too Justin's glad yadda yadda!

December 2, 2007 7:39 PM
Posted by: thankful @10:51 (also anon @10:46 - just couldn't think of a catchy name)

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thanks for the funny posts! =)

Acully there are many who care. The many Britney fans. The ones who bought the cd all you haters said wouldn't sale. Shut up!! Btitney's back bitch!!

The "entourage" didn't "include" Sam and Alli--it WAS sam and Alli. Paris was probably paid to be there as she is for lots of other things. No family there, no one else she ever worked with, no other friends. That's one great party for such a "celebrity".

Why didn't one of those guys push those nasty, trashy sluts off the balcony?

Acully there are many who care. The many Britney fans. The ones who bought the cd all you haters said wouldn't sale. Shut up!! Btitney's back bitch!!

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acully it didn't sell - it TANKED!!

340,000 divided by 10 frenzied purchases by delusional britards = only 34,000 fans left in the country.

pathetic.

I love you Britney Happy Birthday!! nie musze pisac po angielsku! bardzo cie kocham i wszystkiego najlepszego!!!:*:*Życze ci abys powrocila do dawnej figury jaka sie szczycilas i nagrywala superowe piosenki i zeby spelnily sie Twoje wszystkie marzenia, ktore sa w Tobie ukryte KOCHAM CIE I LOVE YOU BRITNEY YOUR FAN CLAUDIA

I love you Britney
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She is ugly but she have money and she can't arrive to have class!!!!I don't understand people who find her like a pretty and interesting girl

BRITNEEEEY LOVE YOU!!!

yeah they did reunite and they look good

brit stop seeing paris beacuse she doesn't want to loose her kids if the public saw them together they will think of her as no panties situation

love you britney,happy b'day

awww brit- if you took care of your hair and face no one would care about your style. (which i love.) you are so beautiful and with all the money you have you could put a little more effort in to looking good. plus you would feel better about yourself! go brit, there is always love for you no metter how many people keep bringing you down!!!

So much for not comsuming alcohol 12 hours before having her children. Yet another court order she can't seem to follow. And as usual will get away with it. Apparently she is above the law. But she LOVES her children! What a JOKE that is!

I wonder how much Britney paid Paris to show up and be her "friend"????

Britney must have been thinking..." yeah, go just a little bit closer to the edge PARIS, it would look totally accidental"!!! hehehehehehehehehhehehe

Happy birthday Britney!

here hair extensions always look like cude cause she never washes her hair..I mean doesnt it always look greasy at the roots?

Brit looks like she hasn't been to the shower for ages - greasy hair and skin, orange legs - just eeew!

HAPPY B-DAY BRITNEY

Love you

sometimes you need to step out of the box and see the whole picture ,not just britney but anyone who can only see negative veiws of some one . is this what we have all become are people that only see negative in some one .

Duas desocupadas Britney e Paris

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY Birthday!

I FEEL SORRY FOR ALL OF YOU PEOPLE THAT FEEL THE NEED TO SPEW SUCH HATE! SUCH SAD LIVES YOU MUST ALL LEAD STEPPING ON THE CARCASSES OF OTHERS TO MAKE YOURSELVES FEEL BETTER. SAD, SAD, SAD.

Whoa, Britney's looking better by the day ... best wishes.

I am happy too see Britney with Paris celebrated Britb'day together.

Friendship Forever!!!!

Yo~, Two Superstars together can burn the whole hollywood.

hahaha.

Britney I love u!!!!hope your drams come true and thanks that youre back with new album!!!britney and paris looking hot together arent they??hehe love ya

her hair looks awful you think she could wash it

all looks hot but the hair.

KLASSSYYYYY

shes a mess. and beacause she's rich, she will never change.

happy birth day :*:x

Who, really gives a rats, ass?
Interestin' minds like me of course'

\o/
I love brit!!!

xD

hhahahhhaahahahh urr GAYYY!!!!!!!! DNT EVEN FINK THAT U WILL GET A BETTA LYFF SOOO LMAOOOO..........WHITEE TRASHHHHH:}

wow,,,do you even know that you gave birth to 2 kids (((its 24-7.... do your kids know where mommy is )))?
sad dude ,, really really sad (shame on you)!

Hey, Brit, if you get this message,
give me a ring, girl!

She's pretty, hot and adorable. But is she lonely? I seem to see her profile on a celebrity dating site
RichLoving.com She has a great profile with attractive photos there. What is she looking for there? Date, love, or friends...? omg, can't believe it.

When I always see you I am happy you are my dream girl I love you bebe

holy shit shes wearing underwear!

jeesus siunakkoon britneyta ei mee hyvin

I think that her last album is excelent, and I love pieces of me video & music, she is really beautyful.

hi britney u are so beautiful!!