X17 XCLUSIVE: Britney And Her Mom Check Out The New Digs In Calabasas!

And George Clooney is already making his guest list for the block party he's going to throw when her psycho ass is out of the neighborhood!

Not as long as you cockroaches are hounding her like this. WTF, how many innocent people are in danger because you losers are trying to make a quick buck off a pic? OMFG, leave the girl alone!!!

I thought the plan was to move away from L.A. and back to Louisiana to get away from the paps etc for a while and get her head on straight. Guess her parents aren't finished with the limelight at the daughters expense.

and coincidentally...the window is rolled down just enough for a good shot of her...(rolling eyes)

WHY CANT THIS LITTLE TRAMP EVER WASH HER HAIR HER FATHER IS HER KEEPER HE SHOULD FORCE HER TO AT LEAST GO TO A BEAUTY PARLOR AND HAVE THEM WASH HER HAIR YUCK ICKY POO

She could drive around unnoticed but not in that car...The fake lips and hair look like Shauna Sands but Shauna does look like she smells good.

HAHA the only place this has-been idiot belongs is in a padded room!

I think she tries to look sad in order to get people to feel sorry for her, but guess Britney, no one does!!! You are beyond pathetic and your ex fans hope you enjoy the lonliness this lovely house brings you! lol -- Don't say I'm jealous because I have all I want including good friends that I can trust, my kids and a spouse that love & adore me!

Britney,Ashlee Simpson,Paris and Lindsey have been pumping that crap in there lips since they were teens and the more older they get the more bad the results look Britneys a few shots away from looking like Goldie Hawn.

sahe still look unhappy, no amt of maney, fame and material things will give her happiness. The paps will follow her where ever she goes.

UGLY FAKE B I T C H !! THANK GOD MEL G TOOK HER FOR THAT LATE TERM ABORTION.

HER LEGS SHOULD BE STAPLED TOGETHER, SHE SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO BREED AGAIN !!

kids are gonna bring pics of her snatch to school. tape em on the walls and such.

Brittney needs a man in her life.
Someone to stand up to her controlling father. I hope she is happy in her new place she has worked very hard to get herself toghter and she desrves some
peace.If shed olny warsh her hair shed look great.

she got a new jail cell. she's living in a hell. the nightmare will never end.

A bigger house to be allllllll alone in, how nice for her. She only wants a bigger house so that on the 2 days her boys visit she can hide.

I'm sure the Calabasas Homeowners Association is very excited about their new resident! I can hear them now, "Aw shit! There goes the neighborhood!"

Old pig, new sty!

She has ugly smoker’s lines around her mouth.

This woman is amazing!

Does her carbon footprint smell like her brown boots?

"Mama, Why did you tell everyone Sam drugged you?"

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

January 14, 2009 2:10 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Old pig, new sty!
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Damn, it's almost like haiku!
Job well done!

I just saw her brother Brian on Breatheavy.com. He looks like one dumb shit. It's a good thing he, daddy and momma lynne can steal what they need from Brit. They are all leeches. Did her brother even graduate high school?

"Mama did what she had to, to get you back in our arms. Don't you understand?"

Britney will be so much happier in her new place. She deserves to get away from the horrible memories of Sams emotional blackmail and drugs in her food. She doesnt look too bothered by the paps or she would roll the window up so she must be happy to check out her new area, especially in the third one down, she looks curious. Also her hair looks washed clean to me, maybe even a bit shorter. Her kids already love the place and thats one of the main reasons shes moving.

Kimmerly when you were speaking to them, What part of the house did the kid's say they liked the most?

Britney said it.

I bet the neighbors are just thrilled. The beverly hillbillies are moving in next door.

She should cut her hair in a bob. She must have enough of her real hair to do it, unless there's bald patches.

She should wear her head in a bag! That would be the best thing for her looks!

Guys why are you so mean? She's not doing anything wrong with you, if she wants to move to a new place its none of our business. She's not asking us the money she's paying for that house she's moving in.

Have her go away and quietly retire then!

Have her go away and quietly retire then!

Jessie why are you idiot?

She is getting closer to Chatsworth!!!

How long is her father going to babysit this grown woman anyway? If she didn't have money, she'd have a normal life and not be treated as a child. Is she ever going to get a boyfriend or what?

8:47 Indefinitely!

Gasp 3:59
Please don't insult the Beverly Hillbillies.

8:47
So money is to blame! I thought it was her behavior and choices that led to the conservatorship.

I feel sorry for you people that sit here and try to out do each other with your blathering jabs at Britney Spears. The home is beautiful and it will be more secure for Britney and her family and staff. It does not matter what anyone thinks because Britney Spears is a SUPERSTAR. She continues to sell tickets and CD's of Circus coming still in the top 10 is great. Number 6 this week. When have any of you done anything remotely significant other than perhaps fornicate, procreate, convince yourselves you are better than a woman you do not know and that you are dearly loved because of your greatness. The truth is we all have times in our lives when we do good things. We also do very bad things, all of us. It is a rare person who goes through life and makes no mistakes. Poor decisions are part of life and growth. Britney is what she is. SUPERSTAR is what millions call her.

She has fans all around the world that far outnumber the few of you here. I don't care what you think. I feel sorry for you. You are missing something. You can't see inside of yourself and realize that there is some resentment and anger and realize also that at some point it will deeply affect your life if it is not already. Other wise you would not be coming here to beat up on Britney whom you claim disgusts you and such. Nobody is right and nobody is wrong. Britney Spears is a superstar. She knows no other way to live. She tried to break free from the life of superstardom but she did not know how and it almost cost her life. But she survived. You all make fun of her because her father is her conservator. She is lucky to have him. She is lucky that she is a survivor and she is strong to be able to get up and try on a daily basis to do something with her life.

This home is beautiful and Britney is okay. Of course she has mental problems. Most people do at one time or another in their lives. You all fail to realize that even if not now when you get older you will likely have some mental problems. Its not that big a deal and can be managed. Millions of people in the world have mental problems. Chemical imbalance no matter what the cause is a very real thing. I am certain most of you know someone who has a diagnosis. You all talk about her education but what you don't say is that she has been to school at some of the most prestigious performing arts schools in the country. Everyone does not have to know Algebra or Science. That is what sets us apart in America is that we can pursue our dreams and she did. I would bet 100 dollars that she is brighter than most of you on here. And why do you care if she has a boyfriend. Are you wanting her 8:47. As far as George Clooney throwing a block party...he spoke highly of Britney and in fact all of her neighbors that are famous people spoke out and said she was a sweet woman and that is what most everyone says about Britney. Except you all of course. But you have never met her.

Who the hell are you talking to? Do a search on this page and the FIRST time the word "disgust" appears on this page; is in your post!

Carry on with your digs at Britney and ignore yourselves. Curse me I do not care. I am not perfect and I know it and I accept it. I think it is okay to be who you are and not beat yourself up for your mistakes. Britney has worked most of her life. How many of you have a perfect life and no worries. We all have worries if it is just the zit on your face or the boyfriend who did not call or text in the last 3 hours who you think is cheating or the husband that does not look at you the same since you gave birth because you put on some weight or your body changed and he is young and still not really content? Any of you? Loved and respected? How do you know. Do people come running up to you all the time and say I love and respect you. No of course not. Most of you here are very insecure and have identity crisis and are in serious denial about who you are. Yes I can tell all that from your posts. Call it a gift I have. Your not even good at being mean. You are sad people not happy people. This is not about Britney Spears it is about YOU and your insecurities!! Maybe someday you will realize that you are sick and need to deal with some issues. Ok that is my monthly visit. I said my peace and I'll come back in another month and you same people will be here still doing the same things you have been for over a year now. You know who I am. :) Byeeee y'all!!! Have a good month, stay warm and safe.

Mystical Take II

Britarded Novelist do you work for the Spears Family? I ask because you sound like a public relations hack (and not a good one at that). Too bad the truth is trickling out, huh? Oh well, see you next month. Buh Bye!

LOL

The house was called Chateau Suenos, "House of Dreams" until Britney Spears moved in. Now it’s called the Seventh Circle of Hell.

I likey! ;)

ROTFL! It fits, with the "cheeto" painted ambulance!

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maybe thats the temp until they fill the opening with a harvard kid from the H-bomb sex mag subscribers.

ROTFL! It fits, with the "cheeto" painted ambulance!


Hey that's my ride!

maybe thats the temp until they fill the opening with a harvard kid from the H-bomb sex mag subscribers.


LOL!

Did you hear the news?

H-Bomb is going to nominate her for Mother of the Year!

It's like an ice cream truck, but it plays banjo music through the loud speaker and has every interior surface is covered in fake LV (From an "anony" donation!), even the leather restraints! We have central intervenous lines contected to redbull and wait until you see our Med evac chopper we have on order!

...laughing and wiping tears from my eyes!!!

brb

There's a sad sort of clanking
From the clock in the hall
And the bells AT the SUMMIT too.
And up in the nursery an absurd little bird
Is popping up to say cukoo!
Cukoo! Cukoo!
Regretfully they tell us

But firmly they compel us
To say goodbye to you.

So long
Farewell
Aufwiedersehn
Goodnight
I hate to go and leave this CRAZY SITE

Cute!

Hell of a lot of sniveling Britards tonight! They're all in such horrible pain that their little cow queen is being insulted! They've deluded themselves that everyone loves her when in fact, she and her whole family are the national butt of jokes and has been for a long time. From now on, any time a celeb almost drops or slightly stumbles with a kid, it is called doing a 'Britney Spears'! And Clooney did sound very tired of all of her antics that cultivated in a comment that he felt like moving because she was in the same neighborhood. Anything said after that was basically damage control and you damn well know it! If she released a cd of her straight reading through a phone book, her fans would snap up multiple copies and then call it a brave artistic masterpiece of world class proportion! They completely over play her very limited and diminishing skills and violently fight any discussion of her many crippling weaknesses! They seem to think that if they merely say it enough times, everything will magically be okay. Well it's not going to be okay and if anything, all of this over-inflation and insane pressure to perform is almost certainly going to play a major part of her ultimate undoing. So keep up the mountainous lies and exaggeration and also the pressure cooker blind loyalty. You're certainly not going to change minds or make new 'pity fans' out of the people here despite all of your pathetic whining and lies! Keep ignoring realities and then watch in shock as she implodes from this same pressure, as we sit back and say how we told you so! Then we'll get even more laughs as we watch you play the blame game when it's all over. And you'd better enjoy what little is left because it looks like something is going to give soon and it will indeed be all over with in one way or another.

Hey, maybe if she retires she can finally continue her education and jump right into Sean and Jayden's special ed classes! They can all ride the short bus off into the sunset!

Hey, maybe if she retires she can finally continue her education and jump right into Sean and Jayden's special ed classes! They can all ride the short bus off into the sunset!

Hey, maybe if she retires she can finally continue her education and jump right into Sean and Jayden's special ed classes! They can all ride the short bus off into the sunset!

Crap!

I hope Britney's Novelist aka The Britarded Novelist is riding shotgun when the whore gets her pink wig back. I’ll pay for the gas.

Riding shotgun strapped to cheap Louis Vuitton knock off gurneys on the Philip Morris and Lithium co-sponsored Cheeto Tour Ambulance to the various asylums throughout the nation. Then BN can return and write a book about the ambo/asylum tour and call it Almost Conscious.

Cute, 2 cents @ 11:29

i always find it funny that thw ones who have the ugliest things to say or the most insilting comments are always too chicken sh*t to type anything more than just anonymous for a name as who it is posted by...

A MOTHER DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIP IS A ROLLER COASTER RIDE, LOVE/HATE. A MOTHERS LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL AND IS REWARDED BY GRANDCHILDREN.I HAVE THREE ADULT DAUGHTERS AND SEVEN BEAUTIFUL GRANDCHILDREN WHO CALL ME MEMA

5:57 kp ????? YOUR SO BRAVE PUTTING IT ALL OUT THERE LIKE THAT !! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA come on tell us what that stands for , might as well just be anonymous. STFU LOSER... YOU WANT OUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER TOO ?? GO AWAY GO TO SHITNEY.COM LOSER.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kp its the REJECTS like you that give Shitneys fans a BAD name. And Britney's Novelist aka The Britarded Novelist you expect us to believe you only come here 1 time a month ?? Yeah sure you do, your a fan of the W H O R E named spears and there is only 2 sites out there that praise your idol and you expect us to believe you only visit 1 time a month ?? LIAR ..LOSER.. YOUR HERE EVERY DAY POSTING AND RUBBING ONE OUT UNDER ANY PICTURE THEY PUT OUT OF THIS W H O R E . STFU LOSER

I love Britney Spears

Shame to waste good money renting this place when a double-wide would suffice.Ya'll stay tuned for her next move now!

Shitney is so ugly. Her FAS eyes are poking through her shades.

January 14, 2009 2:55 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

January 14, 2009 2:10 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Old pig, new sty!
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Damn, it's almost like haiku!
Job well done!
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:D

12:03
The problem with your argument is you were stating the same things last year. The only difference is Britney Spears has been working on herself, her life and has managed to redeem herself which is something you do not even realize is necessary for you and your friends. You actually think you are insightful, humorous and correct in your assessment of Britney. You remain here stagnant, smelly even, lying to yourselves drowning in your own stink. You are so bored that you argue with one another now. Britney is doing what she does and she has so much support from the world that it has made her a fortune, given her hope and pulled her out from under the dark cloud where she was this time last year. Whoever made the comment about George Clooney doing damage control over statements he might have made about Britney Spears made a real ass of themselves. He is a Hollywood Superstar. He would not need to do damage control of his opinion.He is GEORGE CLOONEY and you are a dumb ass. Well you and the person who thinks it is funny to talk shit about her sons. Your stupid and people come here to laugh at you for being so stupid. Britney just keeps going forward not looking back working through things she must face head on. What are you doing. Sitting her talking shit promising that she will fail just like you did same time last year except she didn't fail. She came out swinging and I have admiration and respect for her. No respect for you and your idiot childish friends. No matter what happens in the future what matters now is what is today. Today you are a fool and Britney is moving into an awesome home, has a multi-platinum album that is still in the top 10, has her children all the time, meanwhile K-FED looks pregnant with twins (LOL) just rewards of being a prick and you are still here stagnating. (LOL) at your stupidity and if I were you I would seek out a shrink. You have a lot of deep seated self hatred. You would not torment yourself so much if you did not. What are you trying to prove. You have been wrong so many times and made an ass out of yourself and after a while it is clear that a person only does this because of their inability to control the situation they live in and for attention crying out for help. Get help. You are stupid and ill.

12:03
(LOL) at your stupidity and if I were you I would seek out a shrink. You have a lot of deep seated self hatred. You would not torment yourself so much if you did not. What are you trying to prove. You have been wrong so many times and made an ass out of yourself and after a while it is clear that a person only does this because of their inability to control the situation they live in and for attention crying out for help. Get help. You are stupid and ill.

1:24

Lmao Yep maybe these stupid bitches could ride the cheeto wagon they are so deluded they think is so fu#k*ng funny to the psychiatric ward. STFU bitches. You are stupid and you got bitch slapped over and over and over. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

9:04

She owns that house. You are stupid too. Renting, where the hell did you get that. Is it because you and HUD pay your rent and you do not understand the concept of owning a home. Yep that is it. hehe

I'm scared. Is the psychiatrist going to shrink her bulbous cranium and throw me in a hot dryer? What's he going to do to the others?

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Posted by: Anonymous
I hope Britney's Novelist aka The Britarded Novelist is riding shotgun when the whore gets her pink wig back. I’ll pay for the gas.
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If they pick up Sam, I will donate a tire and a can of instant tire repair. (This offer only applies if an anti-huffing agreement is signed for the latter.)

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She owns that house. You are stupid too. Renting, where the hell did you get that. Is it because you and HUD pay your rent and you do not understand the concept of owning a home. Yep that is it. hehe
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Um ........ look it up for yourself! The home has NOT been sold and is currently being leased for $47,000.00 PER Month!

If they pick up Sam, I will donate a tire and a can of instant tire repair. (This offer only applies if an anti-huffing agreement is signed for the latter.)
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Oh boy, the paparazzi aren't going to like this! Business is bad. Really, bad! How do you expect them to maintain their (cough) bad ass lifestyles, if they can’t earn tips from changing our flat tires?

Ok, in the past she did SOMETHING that was more than enough to lose custody of her kids. And she does NOT have custody, only visitation. In the present, she had one last good chance to fight against the custody situation and her the c-ship, which was the only way that she could have ever hoped to get any custody back. Instead, she chose to to do the only thing she could to get insurance for her tour. Not fight for custody, like any parent who puts the relationship with their kids first, but she chose her career over her kids. If this is some sort of conspiracy or travesty of justice, then why hasn't she screamed at the top of her lungs about it every time a mic is out in front of her? Personally, I'm happy she chose her career over her kids, because it shows what her real priorities are and it keeps the kids from being subjected to more trauma. There are also countless other things that show what a piece of crap she is! I will never feel sorry for her and I will not fall for any stupid and lame arguments her lame fans try to create as some sort of bullsh1t guilt trip! You fans are only encouraging her negative behavior, while others, like myself, speak against it. I guess that's how it's going to be.

Yeah, what Anonymous 6:54 PM said!

LOL! :)

January 15, 2009 2:30 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
Riding shotgun strapped to cheap Louis Vuitton knock off gurneys on the Philip Morris and Lithium co-sponsored Cheeto Tour Ambulance to the various asylums throughout the nation. Then BN can return and write a book about the ambo/asylum tour and call it Almost Conscious.
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OMG That is hilarious!!!!! ROTFL
Funniest post I have read in quite some time! Way to wrap it all up for us, with a big bow!

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She's great, isn't she?!

She looks good and people need to get over the fact that the past is the past. She has a newly platinum album and is doing great, career and personal life wise.

She looks good and people need to get over the fact that the past is the past. She has a newly platinum album and is doing great, career and personal life wise.

She looks good and people need to get over the fact that the past is the past. She has a newly platinum album and is doing great, career and personal life wise.

Not just the past you idiots! She just gave them up again last December! Career>kids. Comprende?!!

WELL GOOD FOR HER!!!!! YES the past is the past and if you don't learn to LET IT GO then you can never move forwards and will be unhappier and hateful, take me word for it I learned the hard way.
Thank God I learned and my life is good living with terminal illness but I'm not dead yet! I can be HAPPY while I'm still here! Not angry. :)

WELL GOOD FOR HER!!!!! YES the past is the past and if you don't learn to LET IT GO then you can never move forwards and will be unhappier and hateful, take me word for it I learned the hard way.
Thank God I learned and my life is good living with terminal illness but I'm not dead yet! I can be HAPPY while I'm still here! Not angry. :)