Yeehaw, Y'all! Britney Goes To Texas...

All she does is jump around like a cracked out frog why waste the money for this worthless invalid????

watch this circus freak start lecturing us on global warming. the hick skank knows, she's seen it'll from her seat in the plane....

Good for you Britney. Keep up the good work, hun, you've earned back the respect you tossed aside. Seeing the error of your ways and making things right again is lifes hardest and most rewarding experience.
Keep it up girl! You got this!!
xoxo

R u serious she SUCKS!!!!!!!!

Earned respect are you throwed off the bitch has to have a babysitter for creeps sake!

Dont want you in Texas B I T C H !!

Can anyone make a complete sentence? Some of you would do well to visit a grammar site, instead of this one!

Blah blah blah..... love her hate her say what u want about her but ALL of the boys and all of the girls HATERS wanted to KEEP READING THINGS ABOUT HER.... hey for real y'all Britney is back so leave her alone people.. she's doing her thing!! Does she have a good voice? NO... Can she sing? YES/NO cuz seriously shes the one recording all those songs from her albums.... I went to the tour and she rocked it!!! Leave her alone!!!!! PEACE

Still a waste case!

Don't be a hater!!

God hates Britney Spears?

Pop singer Britney Spears is coming to the Tacoma Dome April 9. But before she gets here, she'll be in Missouri -- and she'll have company.

The controversial Kansas church known for its protests of soldiers' funerals and displays of homophobic outrage has announced it will picket Spears' April 2 show in Kansas City.

"Just you wait -- YOU WILL EAT YOUR BABIES!" reads a nicer part of the news release from Westboro Baptist Church. "Britney will REALLY try to get custody of her hell-spawn back when she gets hungry enough! ... God Hates Britney Spears!"

The church, which claims to have staged 40,173 demonstrations since 1991, last made Washington news in December, when it capped off a series of religious skirmishes in the state capitol with a request to post a sign there claiming that "Santa will take you to hell."

http:// blog.seattlepi.com/thebigblog/archives/165304.asp

Now THAT was funny!

Gepetto better have that leash cranked down really tight from now on! Between secret cell phones, trying to bang the hired help, a perpetually hanging out cooch, and the truly horrendous thinking that a new kid from Adnuts will be her ticket to freedom; he had better not give her a single inch of free leash! Jamie must be buying Tylenol by the case now! But maybe she'll get lucky and the stress will kill him off in a year or two! Then she can go back to barefoot bathroom crawls and blowing random dudes/paps as the vultures finish off what's left of her estate!

"All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Crique Du Redneck we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got rancid pussy, dripping pussy, red neck pussy, yellow spottedpussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
[sniffs] smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got fartin' pussy, sandpaper pussy, Louis Vuitton pussy, we even got pork pussy, bitch pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!" -Britney 'Mah Puuusssay Needs Wheels Cause It Drags' Spears

WOW is yall crazier than she is parish the thought!

She looks fat in all her stage costumes.
How can her manager let her go out
looking like that?

Judging by the previous comments on this ridiculously advertised piece of shit website, I think y'all are the crazy ones...not Britney.

Tylenol?!

She's such a chronic pain in his ass, the man deserves a morphine IV! ;)

From Lutfi’s Temporary Restraining Order:

9. Other Orders (specify): You are prohibited from (1) acting on Ms. Spears’ behalf or purporting to act on her behalf; (2) inducing or assisting any other person to take action on Ms. Spears’ behalf or to purport to take action on her behalf; and (3) filing or inducing or assisting any other person to file legal pleadings that purport to be filed on Ms. Spears behalf.

From Ghalib’s Permanent Restraining Order:

10. Other Orders (specify): You are prohibited from (1) acting on Ms. Spears’ behalf or purporting to act on her behalf; (2) inducing or assisting any other person to take action on Ms. Spears’ behalf or to purport to take action on her behalf; and (3) filing or inducing or assisting any other person to file legal pleadings that purport to be filed on Ms. Spears behalf.

In my opinion, Mr. Breatheheavy has entered the Conservator’s Clearing House Sweepstakes. He could win a career-limiting restraining order delivered by the Spears Prize Patrol!

*nods head*

MY PUUUUUUSSSSSSSSY IS HANGIN OOOOOUUUT

MY PUUUUUSSSSY IS HANGIN OOOOOOOOUUUT

MERRY CHRISTMAS YALL

If Bird, Marella can connect Lutfi and/or Ghalib to the recording and/or distribution of the audio tapes; they may be able show it was an intentional violation of court orders. Translation: More legal trouble. This alliance is too smart by half!

Carmella = AM?

7:26 Yes

JFX, BH, TMZ and Perez ran the audio story but X17 didn't.

Hmmm...

Overt acts are interesting but acts of omission are more intriguing!

Thoughtv so... That fat sow.

Gerbil herder!

Carms.

Carms.

Carms.

Megaphone ass!

lalala and steel are the only ones with a hint of sense.

Left to right:

Carmella, Adnan and Gigi

http:// tinyurl.com/dl3h8x

and GiGi can kiss my ass. It's fine and dandy for DOC to go on a rage of profanity, but no one else. lmao. GiGi is quite possibly the dumbest one there. Her comments are always senseless.

7:53 I agree. Doc and MH also understands what has happened.

I meant "understand".

I agree that MH has a grasp on reality. I'm not so sure about Doc.

Any who can't see the transparency of JFX and Jordan Miller/Sam Lufti is one bar short of a bridge.

not sure where that came from "anyone"

J must have been DESPERATE to stick their head up right now. They pronanly saw the crushing of BH as a golden opportunity to suck in more posters to keep their dying site alive somehow. Their own pics or not, they have done all they can to mess with the machine so their boy can get in good, but the machine will surely find a way to make their lives a huge f'ing mess! Desperation can make people do some STUPID things!

When it comes to offensiveness, vulgarity pales in comparison to this cabal and their plan.

I'm not so sure about Doc.

Doc has raised cogent questions about his situation since the beginning. Everyone who has tried to prevent this from happening has been ignored.

Doc gets it. Has since the beginning.

Any (one) who can't see the transparency of JFX and Jordan Miller/Sam Lufti is one bar short of a bridge.

I agree. But some of it can be attributed to her fans being young and selective attention. I read BH for a little while tonight. Some of her fans weren’t even aware that Bitten and Bound has had Lutfi’s threatening text messages for more than a year.

J definitely sees this as a golden opportunity, but it won't pan out because they are next---and I simply cannot wait. Whatever will Carmella do with her life then? GiGi is just a simple follower. She'll move on to the next group of radical conspiracy theorists to latch on to. I mean, come on now. These people really think they know the ins and outs of Britney Spears' life!! Funny as hell to off and on read their deluded opinions based on JFX and what was formerly known as Breaheheavy. rofl

Desperation can make people do some STUPID things!

Yes it can!

What these babbling buffoons at JFX don't seem to get: The C-Ship is set to end after the tour. It was all about keeping Britney's kids and money safe with insurance provided for the tour. Free Britney my ass.

Doc gets it. Has since the beginning.

Indeed! :)

I was concerned someone else would be Jordan’d. ;) I’m glad she set my mind at ease.

Amapola is lost in translation but has a bit of a clue nontheless. Small, Carmella, GiGi and cloud are just over the top on another planet.

I agree that Doc gets the Jordan thing.

Maybe they’ll move onto the Anna Nicole Smith story. Who knows (or cares).

Who is Doc? Seems like a friend of Adnub who doesn't like what his other friends are doing.

I think the new t-shirt should read: I'M LOCO and WAS the LAST to KNOW

Amapola is lost in translation but has a bit of a clue nontheless.

True but she tends to lose focus when a story is cast in terms of men vs. women. She still has a hair across her ass about Kevin (who is clearly a competent and loving parent). Once the Free Britney! story was cast in terms of father vs. daughter (man vs. woman she joined the fray.

Who is Doc? Seems like a friend of Adnub who doesn't like what his other friends are doing.

I don’t know. Perhaps they were acquainted through work.

It's so obvious that Britney has a huge amount of respect for her father. The money grubbers are the ones casting the story in the father vs. daughter light. Doc is correct: Too transparent. Yet hilarious.

I think the new t-shirt should read: I'M LOCO and WAS the LAST to KNOW

I've already been wearing that one for a while now. Kinda wore it out. Maybe it's time for a new look?

What these babbling buffoons at JFX don't seem to get: The C-Ship is set to end after the tour. It was all about keeping Britney's kids and money safe with insurance provided for the tour. Free Britney my ass.

I’m sorry but you’re wrong. This is not an opinion, it is a legal fact. The conservatorship cannot end until she demonstrates to her doctor and the court that she is mentally competent. Do you think her contacting Sam and Adnan with a pre-paid cell phone makes her look competent? I don’t.

I think the new t-shirt should read: I'M LOCO and WAS the LAST to KNOW

...LOL!

I love Britney. Her tour is doing amazing.

If britney were a family member of mine, I can assure you I'd do my level best to make sure she never had those boys alone again.

i can agree with 8:55 at least until they are larger and more mature than she is.

It's so obvious that Britney has a huge amount of respect for her father. The money grubbers are the ones casting the story in the father vs. daughter light. Doc is correct: Too transparent. Yet hilarious.

Well, yes and no. She was recorded pulling the exact same stunt a year ago. By doing it again, it means she still thinks the rules don't apply to her. And she's wrong. She hasn’t changed.

Doc has a comedic wit!

Ok...at least as much respect as a 13 or 14 year old maturity level can have for an adult.

Ok...at least as much respect as a 13 or 14 year old maturity level can have for an adult.

I can live with that! ;)

'pronanly', damn, that was sure a fun word to make up! It was 'probably' due to trying to eat a sub with one hand and type with the other...

.... "It's so obvious that Britney has a huge amount of respect for her father" ?

Um...I'll take that with the grain of salt thing. Considering how much open displeasure she's expressed and the fact that he is forced to essentially be her jailer because she can't be trusted, I seriously doubt she would have him around for one second if she could get rid of him! She had already kicked him to the curb and it sounded like that feeling was mutual and then the gurney ride came and he was forced to take care of his infant minded adult daughter. Neither one of them probably have much of choice now because of the court's ruling and they are stuck together. Adults want their kids to grow up and do their own thing and kids don't want their parents telling them what to do when they are adults, so just imagine how sucky it is for them both! I bet they shoot eye daggers at each other as they lick the last of the cheese grits off their plates during their grub 'n grunt vittles eatin' sessions! Oh well, just good popcorn fodder!

I wonder why it is that at least two of the people most aggressively against Jamie Spears are homosexual? And why do those who have no dog in the fight be so aggressive? Because they're looking for a bone.

Contacting a known predator tells me she is still an unfit parent. I don’t think the children should be alone with her until they’re much older (if ever). I'm sure their father will continue to take the appropriate precautions.

No doubt Jamie would love to be free of this fiasco. My shirt says FREE JAMIE

Because they're looking for a bone.

ROTFLMAO!

I completely agree 9:10 and 9:11.

LOL

There are likely several confused people in this oh what a web we weave mess who are literally living vicariously through Britney Spears. We could start by taking a look at a few um bloggers elsewhere.

March 30, 2009 8:57 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

i can agree with 8:55 at least until they are larger and more mature than she is.
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Give it 3, maybe 4 years and they'll all be at the same maturity level. Not sure about the larger part. That might take a long while. Especially if she goes native again and drops the dieticians in favor of the clown in the box food that she seems to crave.

Steel Magnolia just made a valid point about the level of committment that should come with being a parent. Yet some at JFX seem to think Jordan Miller and Adnan have Britney's best interest at heart rather than her own father. This is where the LOCO tee comes into play.

Eardley and Lutfi tried to involve a new lawyer. The Free Britney! campaign has avoided acknowledging Andersen filed a declaration in support of the restraining orders. The truth doesn't work with the storyline.

March 30, 2009 6:13 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
In my opinion, Mr. Breatheheavy has entered the Conservator’s Clearing House Sweepstakes. He could win a career-limiting restraining order delivered by the Spears Prize Patrol!
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ROTFL

So what type of vehicle would that "Spears Prize Patrol" travel in? :)

There are likely several confused people in this oh what a web we weave mess who are literally living vicariously through Britney Spears. We could start by taking a look at a few um bloggers elsewhere.

Swish...bulls-eye!

Would you like fries with that?

No, thanks! ;)

There are new stories about her binging on junk food.

So what type of vehicle would that "Spears Prize Patrol" travel in? :)

Why a faux LV clad Cheetos-sponsored ambulance! ;)

March 30, 2009 9:28 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

So what type of vehicle would that "Spears Prize Patrol" travel in? :)

Why a faux LV clad Cheetos-sponsored ambulance! ;)
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Damn you! Make me erase my comment! Well we'll see about that, won't we! Well that and my 5 wpm hunt and peck typing style!

Beep beep!

All aboard!!

I hear they replaced the O2 tanks on the bamblance with Marlyboro sponsored pure 100% carcinogenic smoke from a high flow mask!

Post Chronicle

Published: Mar 30, 2009

Britney Spears Has Yapping Mutts and Candy Wrappers

Singer Britney Spears is, as we all know, a delicate little flower - but it seems her pedals have turned rotten.

The 'Toxic' singer is apparently one rude, messy pop star who throws her garbage around on the floor of her tour plane while her puppies run rampant.

A source tells Star Magazine: "The plane is stocked with Twinkies, beef jerky and M&Ms."

"When she's done, she just throws the wrappers on the floor. Running around through the mess are two puppies!"

"They scoot around like crazy."

Thanks 9:22-1 If she decides she to have children, she’ll be a good mother because she understands the importance prioritizing and maintaining a maternal commitment to children.

This is precisely what Britney does not understand! Every good mother I have ever known placed the needs of her children before her own.

I think she would be pulling at that mask! It would interfere with her snacking! We may have to switch it out to a nasal canula, so she can maintain her sodium levels!

Beep beep!

All aboard!!

...LOL! :)

I hear they replaced the O2 tanks on the bamblance with Marlyboro sponsored pure 100% carcinogenic smoke from a high flow mask!

...LOL! :)

cannula

AND every sane person I have ever known realizes that Earley, Lufti, Miller, and Ghalib are outsiders sniffing for a bone.

They let her ass have dogs AGAIN? Whothafuck had that brilliant idea? I'm not kidding around one iota that that really sucks ass to hear! I worked as an Animal Control Officer (aka Dog Catcher) for about a year before it just became too depressing, so that Really chaps my ass!!! Animal abuse is on the level of serial killers with me and is almost always a history in every serial killer's resume! Look it up if you didn't know it! F' THAT!!!!!!

LOL 9:48 Colorful post that I agree with.

AND every sane person I have ever known realizes that Earley, Lufti, Miller, and Ghalib are outsiders sniffing for a bone.

Swish...bulls-eye!

Maybe some sort of positive pressure, forced air intake system can be custom tailored for her? Nasal cannulas are only good for about 6-7 Lpm at best and that just doesn't sound like it would be enough!

948
agreed!

Oh hell, I was looking forward to the 15 lpm entertainment!

Damn you! Make me erase my comment! Well we'll see about that, won't we! Well that and my 5 wpm hunt and peck typing style!

Three words: iced green tea!

Consider it payback! ;)

I hear Scam has sniffed many a bone in his day! Prolly even banged the BH kiddie!

I do feel for her, but the last things her kids (or dogs) need is the end to the C-Ship. Lawd have mercy.

Yeah, well, like I said, at least it wasn't hot tea! That doesn't seen like it would tickle much! So there! :-P

Scam and Jordie sitting in a tree.

I have another early morning! So I must bid you all G'nite! Have a great night!

Whoever made the observation that Britney's "calls for help" will extend that C-Ship is correct.

Carmella is prolly holding a garage sale to help Aiden with his legal fees.

Yeah, well, like I said, at least it wasn't hot tea! That doesn't seen like it would tickle much! So there! :-P

Okay, you got me there. LOL! ;)

I have another early morning! So I must bid you all G'nite! Have a great night!

..............ribbett!

vroooooooom!!! You can be the proud owner of this handy dandy dust buster!!! And there's this electric vaginal cobweb MOchine!

Clearing my throat...

It was great to see you.

Goodnight! :)

They could probably retro-fit a Scott air pack positive pressure SCBA mask to do the job. Those usually work well...until they mess up and someone ends up throwing you through a plate glass window to get you out.

Later and have a bueno noche! A bit groggy myself. Circadian rhythm got blown out of the door this week! Damn reality/life!

I want to thank both of you. If I ever need to be transported by ambulance, I’ll be strapped onto a gurney raving about logs and exploding tanks, I’m pretty I’ll be given the gooooood drugs!

Later and have a bueno noche! A bit groggy myself. Circadian rhythm got blown out of the door this week! Damn reality/life!

As always, it was fun.

Goodnight, sleep tight! :)

Oh, on Family Guy night, they had a quick Brit skit. They did a take off on the movie 'Thinner', but instead of the gypsy curse of 'Thinner' being uttered, the gypsy uttered the curse 'Thicker!' to ol' Lipsyncy! It was yesterday's new episode.

Oh, on Family Guy night, they had a quick Brit skit. They did a take off on the movie 'Thinner', but instead of the gypsy curse of 'Thinner' being uttered, the gypsy uttered the curse 'Thicker!' to ol' Lipsyncy! It was yesterday's new episode.

Thanks, for the final laugh!

Night!

The movie 'Bringing Out The Dead' with Nick Cage was more realistic than you would think! Trust me! Unless my arm is falling off, I prefer to drive myself to the hospital! I imagine my self descriptive phrase 'extra crispity' is still used somewhere by EMTs. Poor underpaid, overworked bastards! My sleep's never been the same. A cockroach farting is enough to wake me up still to this day!

I'd be happy to pass that along, if I only knew Seth Mcfarlane and those lawyers didn't drop that Adnuts style RTO on me! Serious comedic envy working here! (yeah, shut up! har har...)

Oh shit! Then I had better be careful with my arms and legs because I drive a manual (always have).

I empathize, I’m a shallow sleeper too.

I hope you rest soundly tonight!

Night!

Hey, you can drive one footed if needed! A blown out ankle from hiking proved that to me! Keep that in mind and goodnight! I'm groggy, but somehow wide awake? Sleep envy! Later!

Oh, I almost forgot...

New comments

Thanks for the excellent reading!

Night everyone! :)

Damn, it edited my arrow!

Okay, new comments on, Where in the World is Britney Spears?

...pillow in hand, night!

I trashed that link a while ago and am too lazy to search it out. If you have the link, can you drop it? Either way....

Where in the World is Britney Spears?

http:// tinyurl.com/d8ev4w

Just in case anyone needs this:

X17 Index for Britney Spears

http:// tinyurl.com/yod2f5

Enough lingering, nite!

Thx, Got unlazy, looked it up. Too grogged for extended reading. May be useful for semi-covert comm though. I usually keep links only on my desktop for 3 or 4 days before trashing it.

They didnt talk about her concert 1 single time on the news here in Houston TX. No newspaper.... nothing !!! Didnt even mention her name.......

because shes a noooooooobody......

A D lister for sure.........

not even worth mentioning........

Local news REFUSED to purchase a ticket just to review her stripper clown circus

Does anyone REALLY care about this has-been? I mean truly. She isn't a good singer, every one knows she needs help (technically) to sound good. She can' even dance anymore (per the reviews of this "tour") and needs a circuse (literally) in an attempt to keep people from noticing all of the forementioned. Ms. Spears, run along now. Real talent is coming.

her concert sucked !!! is there anyway i can get a refund ... ???

YEE HAA - Who cares anymore? She is a has-been.