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X17's How-To Guide: Reality Star Edition
Posted on Thu Apr 19, 2007 04:30 PM PDT
Every year television churns out more Survivors, Idols, Next Top Models and Beach Babes, and it seems like every year, these reality stars find a way to turn their 15 minutes into...well, an hour! For all you reality wannabes, check out X17's handy How To Transition From Reality Star to Bona Fide Tabloid Darling in These Easy Steps!
Step One:
Make a sex tape - always a classic! Deny its existence, then leak it to the public - or not! Just the suggestion of a sex tape is enough to get people talking, as long as you release a statement on how upset and angered you are!
Step Two:
Date someone higher on the Hollywood Food Chain than yourself. See: Stephen Colletti, Nicole Richie
Step Three:
Date other reality stars. Two is always more newsworthy than one! Brody Jenner is the king of this one.
Step Four:
Suck really, really bad. Try to compensate for lack of talent with outrageous hairdos.
more handy how-to tips inside
Step Five:
Date a Greek shipping heir. Heck, date two!
Step Six:
Open a Hollywood club/become a Hollywood promoter. Mike "Boogie" is obviously king of this one, but we don't have a pic of him, so Shane from Survivor, who now promotes Teddy's (thanks, Anonymous), will have to serve as our example.
Step Seven:
Convince someone to give you a role in a movie. Take acting classes so that everyone will know how serious you are about your craft. Then, engage in steps one-six right before opening weekend for extra publicity.
*Please don't attempt any of these steps unless have appeared or are planning appear on a reality show.
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Comments
CelebFic with Wild Hollywood sex!!!
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Britney, Paris, Lindsay and many others!
who are these people?
is they a bunch of losers ....yeah!!sure
who are these people?
is they a bunch of losers ....yeah!!sure
who are these people?
is they a bunch of losers ....yeah!!sure
who are these people?
is they a bunch of losers ....yeah!!sure
What's with Shane's nails?
Perez has stolen from yuo again Brandy:
www.perezhilton.com , look up cameron diaz. The exact same pics, LATER THEN you and without credit!
get a life
LC and Stephennnnnnnnnnnnnnn ROXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I dont get it?
YOu forgot Step 8:
Go clubbing every night in Hollywood's Top Nightclubs and make an arse of yourself.
And Step 9:
Check yourself into Rehab every once in a while! You're crazy remember.
LMAO! this is GREAT!!
LMAO! this is GREAT!!
LMAO! this is GREAT!!
QUICK UPDATE:
NO ONE cares about reality celebs...this site is beginning to get old...with your repetative posts on BLOHAN..Shitney and her fat ass - get some REAL celebs who are NICE to look at - not old ass lohan and fat britney.
HAHA - look at that last pic of Parasite..she looks like a lizard or something..she so nasty..And dont get me started on Brody Jenner - he looks like a bloated alcoholic dishwasher.
These people must exist purely for our amusement, as they clearly have no other purpose in life. Thanks for serving them up for us, X-17.
These people must exist purely for our amusement, as they clearly have no other purpose in life. Thanks for serving them up for us, X-17.
QUICK UPDATE:
NO ONE cares about reality celebs...this site is beginning to get old...with your repetative posts on BLOHAN..Shitney and her fat ass - get some REAL celebs who are NICE to look at - not old ass lohan and fat britney.
April 20, 2007 6:53 AM
Posted by: KC
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Britney is far from being fat. Shitney? Whoa, that's really mature of you. And this topic has nothing to do with her. So why feel the need to comment on her, stop being obsessed with her life.
please....no more pictures of sanjaya. cringe.
always good to read your sight... funny, witty and entertaining! good stuff here... anonymous
always good to read your sight... funny, witty and entertaining! good stuff here... anonymous
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