Oops - spoke too soon!

The reality starlet slash (ugh) "singer" dined out at Koi with a gal pal last night... perhaps trying to recover from this weekend?

Brooke was supposed to perform at a concert in New York this Saturday but, according to Fox News, pulled out at the last minute "after suffering anxiety attacks."

Maybe she can't handle being in the spotlight like the rest of her fam!

Brooke Hogan recently did an interview with Sirius radio in which she slams Beyonce, Heidi Montag and Cassie, among others. What sorts of golden nuggets does Hulk's look-alike daughter have to say about music, her life and people who are way more successful and famous than she is?

When asked about Beyonce, Brooke said, "She needs to go sit down and make some babies and chill. She's talented, don't get me wrong, she's talented but just give it a break." Umm, I may not be the biggest Beyonce fan, but I'm pretty sure the Grammy winner has more talent in her armpit flab than Brooke does in her entire body. Beyonce probably doesn't care about Brooke's babbling because she's sitting in a mansion somewhere admiring her 18 carat engagement ring, but if I were Brooke, I'd watch my back!

Though the bulky blonde defends Miley Cyrus for her scandalicious leaked pictures, she rips into Cassie for hers! Brooke told the radio host, "Don't show it if it's not right. It's all like, stretched out." Come on Brooke! You know we'll see nudie shots of you and your junk sometime in the near future, and it won't be pretty!

Oh and the best part? Skip to 5:49 to see Brooke shaking her...umm...well, just watch it.

Blonde beauty Brooke Hogan was snapped shopping for attention at Kitson on Robertson yesterday, and isn't she gorgeous? From her head to her toes, she's a 10!

a) Brooke's chin. But it's not just this picture, it's every picture!

b) Is that REALLY a scrunchie on her right wrist? I mean, come on! Those things went out of style in the mid-nineties!

c) I'm glad to see other celebs endorsing Lindsay Lohan's Sevin Nyne self tanner, but I think Hulk's baby girl might have used a wee bit too much...

I could keep going, but now I feel kinda guilty, so I'll say this...at least Brooke's platinum locks look pretty good! Britney wishes her mangy mane was this magnificent!

Beauty Brooke Hogan is totes famous, y'all!

But not too famous that she doesn't have a minute to sign autographs for her fans...all three of them.

It seems like every time we see Brooke Hogan, she's either working out or in workout clothes. Ya think it's working?

Who has the better abs, 20-year-old Brooke Hogan or 39-year old mother-of-two Jennifer Lopez?

Brooke Hogan went shopping with her dad's girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel on Lincoln Road in Miami the other day. We know Hulk has a thing for busty blondes, but did he really have to pick one that's a dead ringer for his daughter?!