Posted on Tue Mar 1, 2011 02:35 PM PDT
Move over Kanye, Twitter has a new star and his name is Charlie Sheen.
Sheen has just joined the micro-blogging site and hopefully we can soon expect gems like:
- "I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitchin'."
"Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
"I'm bi-winning. I win here, and I win there."
"We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?"
"If people could just read behind the hieroglyphic."
"Dying is for fools. Amateurs."
"Can't is the cancer of happen."
Let the games begin.
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Now we can just sit back and enjoy the show!
Charlie Sheen Strolls Into Jimmy Kimmel Live - Jul 20, 2012
Charlie Sheen Offers $1 Million Donation To Aid Injured Troops - Jul 17, 2012
Charlie Sheen Supports Pal Slash At Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony - Jul 10, 2012
Report: Charlie Sheen's Former Assistant Found Dead - Jul 02, 2012
Charlie Sheen Puts The Party On Pause To Promote Anger Management - Jun 27, 2012