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Charlie Sheen Gets Slammed At His Roast, But Wins $100 Million Dispute With Warner Bros.

Posted on Tue Sep 20, 2011 06:30 AM PDT

charlie-sheen-roast.jpg Photo courtesy of Comedy Central

Not only did Charlie Sheen's funeral take place on Two and a Half Men last night, but the actor was buried with brutal jokes during his Comedy Central roast, which was hosted by Family Guy genius Seth MacFarlane.

Charlie was a good sport about the majority of the jabs, but even we were a bit stunned at how far Seth and the other comedians went with their insults! No topic was off limits, including Charlie's ex-wives and children. “If you’re winning, this must not be a child custody hearing," funnyman Jeffrey Ross quipped. “The only time your kids get to see you is in re-runs. Don’t you want to live to see their first 12 steps?” Kate Walsh added, “It’s amazing ... after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.” Ouch!

In other Charlie news, he finally settled his dispute with Warner Bros. over his termination from Two and a Half Men. The 46-year-old actor will get an immediate payout of $25 million, and over the next ten years he will receive a total sum of $100 million in syndication profits, according to Us Magazine. Hmm, maybe that's why he was so sweet at the Emmys on Sunday night!

Click after the jump to see a clip from the roast ... and to read three more hilarious jokes from Seth and Steve-O!

“Charlie still hasn’t hit rock bottom. He’s looking forward to it though, because he thinks there’s a rock there.” (Steve-O)

“Charlie, you claim to have ‘tiger blood,’ but after all the porn stars you’ve [had sex with], it’s probably Tiger Woods’ blood.” (Seth MacFarlane)

“You’re just like Bruce Willis ... you were big in the 80s and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.” (Amy Schumer)



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