Posted on Tue Sep 20, 2011 06:30 AM PDT
Photo courtesy of Comedy Central
Not only did Charlie Sheen's funeral take place on Two and a Half Men last night, but the actor was buried with brutal jokes during his Comedy Central roast, which was hosted by Family Guy genius Seth MacFarlane.
Charlie was a good sport about the majority of the jabs, but even we were a bit stunned at how far Seth and the other comedians went with their insults! No topic was off limits, including Charlie's ex-wives and children. â€œIf youâ€™re winning, this must not be a child custody hearing," funnyman Jeffrey Ross quipped. â€œThe only time your kids get to see you is in re-runs. Donâ€™t you want to live to see their first 12 steps?â€ Kate Walsh added, â€œItâ€™s amazing ... after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing youâ€™ve had removed is your kids.â€ Ouch!
In other Charlie news, he finally settled his dispute with Warner Bros. over his termination from Two and a Half Men. The 46-year-old actor will get an immediate payout of $25 million, and over the next ten years he will receive a total sum of $100 million in syndication profits, according to Us Magazine. Hmm, maybe that's why he was so sweet at the Emmys on Sunday night!
Click after the jump to see a clip from the roast ... and to read three more hilarious jokes from Seth and Steve-O!
â€œCharlie still hasnâ€™t hit rock bottom. Heâ€™s looking forward to it though, because he thinks thereâ€™s a rock there.â€ (Steve-O)
â€œCharlie, you claim to have â€˜tiger blood,â€™ but after all the porn stars youâ€™ve [had sex with], itâ€™s probably Tiger Woodsâ€™ blood.â€ (Seth MacFarlane)
â€œYouâ€™re just like Bruce Willis ... you were big in the 80s and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.â€ (Amy Schumer)
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