I had to pinch myself to see if I was dreaming. Chris Crocker is elated because he tells paps he just finished shooting a commercial! What on God's green earth could Chrissy possibly be hocking? Has the whole of L.A. been transported to Xenu while I wasn't looking, or is Chrissy just delusional? Later, he goes on to say he's more famous than Oprah. Phew! -- okay, he's just delusional.

Guess who showed up to SocialVibe's Green Launch party at Les Deux this Thursday? Why the original American Beauty herself, Mena Suvari! We're likin the short hair on her these days, especially with that cute little dress.

Oh, and Chris Crocker also made an appearance...

Does anybody else feel like chicken?

Aren't his 15 minutes up?

Chris "Leave Britney Alone" Crocker was spotted in Beverly Hills yesterday and chatted to us about, you guessed it, Britney Spears!

We asked him about Adnan, and Chris claims Adnan "messaged me on MySpace, actually." We also posed another question to Chris... to which he responded with a clever question of his own!

Check it out in the vid below!

Chris Crocker, lookin prettier than ever with his blonde Pob, waited in line last night at the Virgin Megastore to pick up his copy of Blackout, just like everyone else. And even though Brit's wanted nothing to do with her "number one fan," Chris (who narrowly missed the chance to meet his idol), was nonetheless thrilled to pick up several copies of her cd...5 for him, and 5 to give out to the homeless! That's right, cuz Brit's music is all the nourishment anyone needs!