...to stop being such a diva!

We snapped a very irritable Chris Martin taking the kids to school yesterday, and even though he did his best to hide his scruffy mug, we still snapped a few shots of him anyway.

It would be so much easier if he just smiled!

It's not often that we see Chris & Gwyn out together, and even rarer that we'd see them with their kids, but we kinda sorta allllmost snapped the whole family when Chris brought the kids to pickup Gwynnie after a work out in Santa Monica yesterday.

Those kids have such distinctive faces. But I can't figure out if they're more hers or his, y'know?

Over the past 24 hours, we've heard rumors that Grammy-winning group Coldplay is breaking up, and frantic fans have been writing to us and calling in to radio stations asking for the scoop. Here's what we've uncovered: singer Chris Martin told Contact Music yesterday that the band will retire within the next year or two, because they want to be on top of their game when they leave the music industry. Of course, after you make a statement like that, fans and blog readers are going to freak out and assume the worst!

Chris hinted that a breakup is imminent, telling Contact Music, "I'm 31 now and I don't think bands should keep going past 33...we're trying to pack in as much as possible. Up until the end of next year, we'll just go for it in every sense. I don't believe in time off."

Hopefully this is just a big fuss being made out of nothing; then again, there are rumors that Chris' marriage to Gwyneth Paltrow is on the rocks, so who knows what's going on!

On Saturday, Moses came down from Mt. Brentwood and said: "Thou Shalt Not Make Me Listen to Dad's Music"!

Chris took his little Apple to pick a toy at the toy store in the Malibu Country Mart on Sunday. Little Apple's getting big - who do you think she looks more like? Her pretentious actress-mom or her muzak-making dad?