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X17online Oscar Contest - We Have A Winner!
Posted on Mon Feb 23, 2009 03:15 PM PDT
Congrats to Amber of Tarzana, California - she's won an Oscar goodie bag worth $1,820 from X17online and the generous folks at Distinctive Assets!
We had our readers fill in the blanks to create a fictional conversation between Brad and Angelina, and after carefully reading through your submissions, this is the one we picked!
- BRAD: Honey, I think I just ate a piece of my moustache!
ANGELINA: Oh, spare me.
BRAD: No really Angie, I've got a bad feeling about this. The last time this happened, I looked like a nauseous walrus, and then Jen called, and you threatened to slap me.
ANGELINA: Well if that tramp calls again, I'll suckerpunch you until you can't breathe anymore!
BRAD: Are you for real?
ANGELINA: No I'm joking. Of course I'm serious! But you are a genetically blessed babydaddy and that's why I love you.
All of the non-winning nominees in the top six categories were given the gift basket (aptly titled, "Everybody Wins at the Oscars"!) the day after the awards - the goodies include: Hoover Platinum Collection, Headplay Personal Cinema System, AG Hair Cosmetics, Amanzi Tea Set, Altoids, Zico Natures Sports Drink, Robelyn Labs Elastin3, Relastin Skin Care, See Thru Soap, Jennie & Vera’s Cookies Cookie Couture Collection, Zuca Pro luggage and Champion Superhood.
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Comments
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2 knickers
3 bite
4 soggy
5 mess
6 ANISTON
7 castrate
8 ANISTON
9 kick
10 move
11 squishy
12 fart
13 babycakes
14 lick
15 tomato
16 get all frisky on me
17 brush my teeth
18 did
19 dishes
20 reading playboy
21 paying attention to me and the kids!
22 canabis cake
Lindsay
Los Angeles
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Jenny
Indiana
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BlancheFleur
Brisbane, Australia
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1)gelled
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Steve
Bethlehem, PA
1. saw
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7. out
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9. ride
10. stand
11. bottom
12. man
Steve
Bethlehem, PA
1. pooped
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6. Jenn
7. disown
8. media-whore
9. ride
10. walk
11. little
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6. Jenn
7. disown
8. media-whore
9. ride
10. walk
11. little
12. weiner
Darin James
Florence, SC
darinjinsc@yahoo.com
1. Pooped
2. Britches
3. F***
4. Flaming
5. Doucher
6. Jen
7. Castrate
8. Lil Miss Pathetic
9. Butt Pack
10. S***
11. Poo Puncher
Jama West
Boiling Springs, SC
1. soiled
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Erica
Boaz, AL
1.Broke
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3.Heavens
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9.Cut
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Mary
Belo Horizonte, MG - Brazil
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Terrie
Fort Worth
1:Pooped
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3:Why
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5:Idiot
6:Jen
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8:Jen
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10:Sit
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12:Idiot
Tim M
Cincinnati,Ohio
1.) swallowed
2.) mustache
3.) dear
4.) prepubescent
5.) teen
6.) Clooney
7.) leave
8.) Clooney
9.) kiss
10.) smile
11.) Benjamin
12.) Button
Michelle M
San Antonio, Texas
michelleterry71@yahoo.com
are you fucking insane? lamest way to win a comp ever!
1)pooped in
2)diaper
3)I thought it was
4)constipated
5)kid
6)Jennifer
7)stop feeding
8)that ho
9)drown
10)breathe
11)super hero/baby maker
12)in bed
Bruno Lévesque
Rivière-Ouelle,QC
brubru72_8@hotmail.com
1) forgot
2) toothbrush
3) blame
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12) hobo
Shiyonna Felder
miss_s.felder@yahoo.com
Hazel Crest, IL
1. saw
2. boyfriend
3. you're kidding
4. closet
5. homosexual
6. X17
7. out
8. X17
9. ride
10. stand
11. bottom
12. man
Steve
Bethlehem, PA
sharhart@hotmail.com
1. urinated
2. Depends
3. Botox
4. bloated
5. hyena
6. Rosie
7. leave
8. Pumpkin Head
9. dry hump
10. walk
11. little
12. prick
Lisa
Clifton, VA
mistyfuji@yahoo.com
In the spirit of hot Carlin
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3- sanchez
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7- carpet clean
8- jelly doughnut
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10- toss a salad
11- hottie
12- Carl
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Honey, I think I just 1. ate a piece of my 2. moustache!
Oh, 3. spare me.
No really Angie, I've got a bad feeling about this. The last time this happened, I looked like a 4. nauseous 5. walrus, and then 6. Jen called, and you threatened to 7. slap me.
Well if 8. that tramp calls again, I'll 9. suckerpunch you until you can't 10. breathe anymore!
Are you for real?
No I'm joking. If course I'm serious! But you are a 11. genetically blessed 12. babydaddy and that's why I love you.
Amber M.
Tarzana, CA
1 tickled
2 weiner
3 bite
4 constipated
5 douchebag
6 X17
7 kill
8 X17
9 jump on
10 move
11 snuggly
12 cuddle muffin
Jack
San Diego, CA
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1. wet
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11. sexy
12. sperm donor
This is really really good!!