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Caption This Shot Of George & Win A Golden Globe Gift Bag From X17!
Posted on Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:10 PM PDT
It's the second most wonderful time of the year! Now that the holidays are over, it's awards season, so you know what that means - free goodie bags from X17online and some of our fav PR companies!
One lucky X17 reader will get their hands on a swag bag from Kari Feinstein’s Style Lounge, and all you have to do is come up with a funny (PG-13) caption for the picture of Golden Globe nominee George Clooney, and we will pick a winner and announce them on Monday.
So what's in the $2,800 bag? Some brand new Reeboks, 3 pairs of Rock Revival jeans, a CellCeuticals skin care set and over a dozen more items...click after the jump to see the complete list of goodies!
If you think you're up to the challenge, click after the jump and enter your caption, along with your name, city, and e-mail.
1. CellCeuticals - Skin Care Kit - $285
2. Cor Skin Care kit - $150
3. Dr. Rey Shape Wear - $100
4. Foot Petals Set - $40
5. Ice Watch - $190
6. Jessica Hicks Jewelry - $90
7. Moni Moni Bag - $600
8. Real Card Studio Gift Set - $15
9. Reebok – EasyTone Sneakers and apparel - $300
10. Retro Sport – Tri-Blend NFL tees, jacket, hat - $300
11. Rock Revival Jeans– 3 pairs - $480
13. Tacori – Champagne Celebration Case with 375 mL Veuve Clicqot bottle - $75
14. Vivitar Flip Cam - $75
15. Zone Perfect – Indulgence Starter Kit - $15
16. Vineyard Vines accessories- $40
17. Flying Lizard Design Jewelry– $100
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Comments
Shh!!! Keep it down.... I told her I wasn't going to be here!
Elisabetta Canalis, Janice Dickinson...I mean, can you REALLY tell the difference?
Aiiee! dont look at me, my mug might break!
Awesome
Heidi Montague - Yikes!!! (groping her boobs)
Paparazzi again! I thought I had a law passed!
Those weren't Golden Globes were they????
The weather here in Wisconsin has sucked this winter. I could use a "win" right now!
sorry Elisabetta! I will keep these hands under control until after the Globes!
I'm serious her ass is this big....
"BOOBIES"
Jeez! Her name is Canalis - NOT Cannabis! Simmer down!
"Eeeee, Brad...Jens Here!"
"Sorry, but that is the only thing I will not sign"
Oooooh look R-Patz my teeth are prettier!
Shhhhh, Keep it down, don't let everyone know about my lil blue pill.
"You want me to present with.....Tiger Woods?!?!"
Ohhh.. baby, I'd like to tap that booty!!
Tune in....Golden Globes
I have slept with E-V-E-R-Y woman here. I need to get out. Now.
Tune in....Golden Globes
Damn that Jay Leno! Someone grab those Golden Globes before he tries to take those too!
Geez...did someone just mention marriage?!?
"SHHHHHHHHH, If Elisabetta finds out about those 23 other women, I'll be locked up in rehab with Tiger"
"I'm sitting next to Lindsay Lohan?"
George Clooney just found out he has been cast in the "Facts of Life' movie.
"I promise I did not have sexual relations with Tiger Woods!"
shhhh... Nobody saw my limo hit Brad's bike! (Its been through enough this year)
Jessica, put the boobs away and no one gets hurt!
Cant you warm the colonoscopy hose first?!?!
Atlanta!
The Psychic said what? Married by 2011???
"Oh... I'm sitting in between Brad and Jen? Talk about awkward."
DON'T TOUCH THIS!
Back up! I just crapped my pants!!
Shhh... Nobody saw my limo hit Brad's Bike! (It's been through enough this year)
Goodie bags? I thought you were talking about fun bags...
Is that Cristiano Ronaldo in Armani Underwear? YES!!!
Oh no ! There are no more coffee !
Lindsey Lohan wants to meet you and I hear she is wearing a see thru shirt without a bra.
GEORGE CLOONEY CAPTION ---- yikes.... do they really believe I slept with one of Tiger's mistresses....do i need to pay her off too!?
Whatever you do...DO NOT go in there!
Heidi Montag told me that everyone was using botox
Does this smile make me look like Robert Pattinson?
Sorry! Just checking to see if they were real...
STOP right there! her boobs are only this big.
EEEK! Did someone say marriage?!
I LOVE ALL KINDS OF BOOBIES! I like em young, old, Italian, French, fake or real. I love em all!
Geez, i didn't say 'will you marry me' I said 'it is Giorgio Armani'
Ughh! I hate Rob Pattinson
Sorry ladies!!! Only those 25 and under allowed inside.
Paparazzi?! Say Cheese!!
OOPS!! Maybe I shouldn't have told people I watch Jersey Shore!!
Eewww! Tiger's sloppy seconds...not me!!!
Whoa, someone get me Jess Simpsons number ASAP. did you see those things.
YIKES DID YOU SEE MARIAHS ACCEPTANCE SPEECH....DAMN
I was NOT with Tiger last night... i swear
YIKES DID YOU SEE MARIAH'S ACCEPTANCE SPEECH....DAMN
Don't say girlfriend! She'll hear you!!!
I give up already! R-Patz is way hotter!
AWWE CRAP...I swear I washed between....
Thank God I screwed Jaimee Grubbs before Tiger got a hold of her!!!
Oooooooops!... I thought Verne Troyer was one of Brand's kids?!
Grad I swear..I did NOT grab Angie's tata's, she grabbed mine!
Is she gone yet???????
Did Amy Winehouse just touch that goodie bag????
"Egads, I could really use a toilet right about now!"
no courtney love i do not want to see your new tatoos!
Brad I swear..I did not touch Angie's tata's..she grabbed mine!
i did not have sexual relations with that woman....i swear
Be afraid. Be very afraid...
"NBC stands for... None Binding Contract"
Did you say goodie bag or fun bags?.. Im pritty sure it was fun bags!!
SHHHHHHH don't tell Elisabetta I will be taking the motercycle to Golden Globe.
You're not Elisabetta!? I'm in trouble!
Sorry Angelina - I didn't mean to touch Brad there
Shh, I don't need Brad to hear that I've been with Angelina, too!
Ooops..I just sharted!
She said what about marriage...I gotta get out of here!
"Back away from the Globes, Kayne!"
She said what about marriage...I gotta get out of here!
SHH, PLEASE don't say "Sarah Larson" in front of Elisabetta, please?
Shit my self?
Shhhhhh.... no one say the word "marriage" too loud!!!
Eek! A cavity search just go get in this dump? I don't think so, bud.
"Have you seen Brad's beard lately? I'm so hotter than him, right!?"
She's my age?!? EEEK
Accident. Mistake. Tit.
"Do you think they saw Up In The Air??"
Looks like the paparazzi was a little too 'up in the air' on that close-up.
My butt itches.
I cant send anymore money, what if I go broke?
Channeling my inner Marlon Brando...
"Elisabetta, you know Tiger?"
"Let her down gently!" -when asked by Roseanne to reprise the role of 'Booker' in the movie adaptation of 'Roseanne'
Eeek. Raise the roof is out and fist pump is in?
"Eeeee, Brad...Jens Here!"
Do I have broccoli in my teeth?
"Don't ask me about Brad. Angelina will cut my balls off. She is one evil bi***!"
"Nobody mention marriage while my girlfriend is here."
What? Like you've never wondered how big my hands are?!
I'm like a cougar...a man cougar. Rawr.
So hotttt... want to touch the hiney... ooooooo!!!
"Jamie Grubbs is HERE!"
"You're not gonna take your clothes off too, right!?!"
"Note to self...DO NOT grope Madonna EVER AGAIN!!!!!"
Oooops...sorry I thought they were real.
EWW, no. I didn't touch the goats. Besides, I'm in a committed relationship.
CRAP...Tigers wife is coming this way.
"So touching it didn't answer my question...Is Lady Gaga a hermaphrodite?!?"
I did not have sex with those boobies.
Elisabetta... your not Cindy Crawford???
Wow guys did you see jessica last night, I'd love to just..Er hey Elisabetta!
Wait how much is the hair dye gonna cost? I don't know man..kinda pricey..
I know, Brad's beard really creeps me out too!
"Don't show THAT clip!"
Has anyone seen Brad I need to take a shit and he needs to unbuckle my pants for me.
Eeek!!! Sarah Larson is here?!?!?! Hide me!!!
WOW..I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE NOW...I HAVE BEEN WITH EVERY WOMAN AND MOST OF THE MEN IN THIS ROOM!
OOPS..I sharded..Stay away..Maybe noone noticed!hehe
"Phew!!! I almost farted in the public."
WHOA! I hope no one smells that!
Agh, I am not copying his scruffy look! I will always be this much more sexy then 'Mr. Handsome (Rob Pattinson), no matter how many girlfriends I have been through!!
"Sh!t! I justed farted. Hopefully no one can smell it."
Let's keep the pics to a minimum tonight guys. I forgot to put on my Shape Wear.
yikes . . i think x17 caught me groping______(guy's name behind george c.)manboobs
"OMG, my fling is here! Should I hide?"
ELIZABETTA. DEAR. sorry your time is up, No harm though! Oh what the hell, one more time for old time sake?!
"Stay away TMZ! I'm an x17 man!"
Doh!!! I think my little blue pill just kicked in
Doh!!! I think my little blue pill just kicked in
WHY ARE EVRYBODY TALKING NONSENSE?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS SHIZ. I WON'T TO COMPETE, BUT HOW?
"Please don't tell anyone about Zach! I get enough crap with Rob!"
Ohhhh I think my little blue pill just kicked in
Plezzzzzzzzzz leave me alone!
Careful... my nails are still wet.
WHY ARE EVRYBODY TALKING NONSENSE?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS SHIZ. I WON'T TO COMPETE, BUT HOW?
"Sh!t! I didn't know my fling was a man."
"Up in the air was way funnier than The Hangover, I mean c-mon... Oh hey there Bradley!"
Ewww.....sex tape with Lindsay Lohan? Grab the Lysol and Listerine!
"No Alcohol for me. I'd hate to pull a Kayne!"
i did not have sexual relations with that woman really i didn't ask tiger
"Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance."
Yeah, the whole Brangelina/Eli plan backfired. This is why Superman works alone.
Turn the Lights off you're making me wrinkle...
"I'm starstruck by Jessica Simpson's famous breasts!"
"Wow, I didn't think that G-String would be so tight! Out of my way boys!"
OMG! I AM turning grey!!
"Look, I've got to go. Jersey Shore is on tonight and I forgot to set the DVR."
Look Brad, I just didn't like Inglorious Bastards, sorry!
Ahhhh, sorry, that one slipped by, had some crazy spicy mexican last night, that might have been a wet one....
George's reaction when asked if he would direct another sci-fi thriller.
Whoa! Did you just say COMMITMENT?!
!@!*?! Chelsea Handler will rip me a new one when she hears about this mess.
The most I can promise is no "Ocean's Twenty-Five"....
17x what about us folks that live out side the US (Europe) are we allowed to "play" too?
SNAP! Did I just call Angelina, Jen?
George Clooney reacting to crazed fan pushing past his security whie belting out "The Facts of Life" themesong
"Ah is that R-Patz, hurry get me makeup and make me the two time sexiest man alive that we know i am"
yeash! i do look like that dos equis guy!
Nobody mention The Oscars in front of Elisabetta. I'm still "UP IN THE AIR" on who my date is going to be!
Wait!! What do you mean the kids mine!?!
What do you mean Sarah Larson is pregnant with my baby? She’s a cocktail waitress, isn’t that Tiger’s type?! …Oh Hey Elizabetta, I didn’t see you standing there!
Wow, if that's what "gay" means, I'd like to change my answer...
This is how many times Elizabetta has fallen for the Will You Marry Me joke and what her face looked like when I said Sike! everytime.
x17 quick help me hide from TMZ!!!
Shhhh....my girlfriend is napping.
Ehh I don't need to see your "team George" underwear I believe you are a mega fan
I think I just peed a little!
Crap, I thought Miley Cyrus was 18.
I'm single!!!
Fabio? WHERE?
Me? Play Batman again Please!!!!
Just one little touch and I'll leave you alone...promise.
How did you get the beans over the franks?
Geez!! I hope no one finds out!!!
"Beards? That's a tricky question -- Yes, I agree with People Magazine that 'Beards are the New Leading Man Must-Have'."
I'll match whatever Brad gave to Haiti, I promise! I'm sorry? How Much???
Ahhh...guys when Elizabetta comes out please stop playing that Beyonce "ring" song!
I gave her the Shakey Weighty boobie gadget as a gag gift. Big mistake! Now IT gets all the attention.
Shhh... don't tell her I'm wearing a denture!
Ahhh....guys when Elizabetta comes out please stop playing that Beyonce "ring" song!
Crap, I thought Miley Cyrus was 18.
If I clench my teeth and scrunch my forehead just so you can tell I haven't been under the knife.
N-n-n-no! Kanye can't be part of the Haiti telethon!
No, the difference between me & Tiger is "I'm not married"
The invisible woman was the only female to have never been groped by George, until....
meeeee..... man with lots of girls....me stud
No, NO Elizabetta I said 'penne' not 'pene' tonight.
Geez! Yeah, I gave em' a little squeeze. Can you really expect me to go cold turkey?
Now everybody sing it together: "George deserves the Oscar...."
I Can Haz Invizible Boobiez?
Be quiet! I think I hear Fabio!
If you only knew where these hands have been...
Wow Jeremy Piven really shouldn't drink soy milk.
Shhh.. I was only Tiger's wingman once!
Whadya mean, I can't win the swag from x17???
You want me to go on Leno???
Sorry, guys! x17 photogs only!
yikes! I knew that sex tape with Edna from Facts of LIfe would come back 2 haunt me.
Maybe instead of giving out goody bags you should take that money and send it to aiti. Every little bit helps.
Yeeaaa, no I can't get you a refund for Batman & Robin. What's that? No, it wasn't my idea to put nipples on the suit. Alicia? yea, she is hot. No, I haven't kept in touch with her. I don't know what happened to her career. I think she is just really into being a vegan right now. Yea, that Aerosmith video was hot. The one with Liv. Yea, that was kind weird how she was stripping in her Dad's video. Look, I gotta go have sex with models, Okay Bye.
By George, I think he's got it!
Careful... my nails are still wet.
"Elisabetta Canalis is perfect... only her breasts are a bit small..."
Oo, that's tough. I'd have to say a C cup...
"eeeee" omg what happened to haiti?? lets help them.
Doh, no I do not have a banana in my pants!
Doh! Yeah, sure, that is a banana in my pocket.
My bad. I forgot I'm not supposed to touch these out in public.
No! No! Anything but the monogamy farm!
Cavolo!! I slip-up one time and call her Cindy and then she slams my finger in a car door. Blame it on the vodka, blame it on the henny....blame it on the a-a-alcohol.
Just keep the tie, but please leave me my pants!
Have you seen Heidi's new jugs?
I'm not sure, but I think...yeah, I'm sure...that was a wet fart.
Pssss...don't say her I have a dentur on..
What? Brad and Angelina are adopting ANOTHER one???
Pssss...don't say her I have a dentur on..
YIKES!! Angelina is here!!!!!!
Oh, sorry, I thought those were the Golden Globes...
Oh damn...I forgot to leave a tip!
Brad close your eyes man, I have to see what all the Angelina hype is about! She said fidelity was not important and all..right?
Yikes! She got a bad Golden Globe job!
No Really I swear... she asked me to see if they felt real!!!!
Oh! Hi Elisabetta, Jessica Simpson was just showing me how to do the new "fist bump".
shhhhh nobnody say the word marriage around my GF.
Ouch, I just saw a piano falling from the sky. What else ?
I thought the were kidding? when they named me Golden Globe.
Yikes! Is THAT what "gay" means? Well...
Tiger Woods said I did WHAT?
whoa, relax, there bebe rebozo; that is just a finger down there.
George is stumped by the question, "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Hey is that Fabio behind you?
Whaddya say George, how about giving Batman another go?
All Right George, it's your call Jay or Conan, who gets the Tonight Show?
Hey I got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me, thats f'n teamwork....
The gig was up, George Clooney finally confronted his evil bearded twin Garth Clooney...
Hey George, how big was your holiday bonus this year?
Oops! Sorry Brad, she said I could squeeze them.
Oops! I hope they don't notice the smell
Barbara, CA
You want me to do that???
JEEZZZ PEOPLE!!! It's flu season, don't touch the Clooney.
They're playing The Facts of Life re-runs again????
Pants on the ground, Pants on the ground!
I think I just sharted!
Shhhhhhh......I don't want Matt to find out that I am sexier!
Do you think anyone heard that? I thought it was gonna be silent!
An earthquake? In Haiti? Are Angelina's kids okay?!
Biography? No, I'll never kiss and tell. But I will say those Golden Girls taught me a thing or two. A few wild days on that set. Almost too hot for the Clooney to handle!
That's a secret, Brad could get in trouble with Angie for that.
eeeeeeeee !! oh boy ! i just crap my pants!
EEk! My lady friend is how old? Time to trade in..
Boobs? BOOBS!!!!
Shhh, In-N-Out just came to Utah!!!!
That's his daughter?!?! Move out quickly...and quietly...I definitely slept with her.
Shhhh....keep it down......she doesn't know that yet.
Easy question I like her bc of her Italing Boobs! but sshhh!
Easy question I like her bc of her Italing Boobs! but sshhh!
WHAT? My Urologist isn't licensed? Looks like Brad's soccer team may have some competition.
"Please,please don't make me swap lives with Brad.Anything but that."
Oh Oh! I hope none of my exes are inside!
Oh Oh! I hope none of my exes are inside!
Oh no! You caught me with my hands Up in the Air!
Johnny Depp, sexiest man alive.
Say isnt so.
I need my therapist
Please let me touch your moobies, RPatz.......Please...I...Can't...stop...my...self......
Did somebody say Snookie was here?
MMMMM....I think I'll send this to Haiti.
Elisabetta I said no teeth!
No way in hell would I sleep with Snookie...thats just rank
I just got my whitening procedure...see?
oh,no i must use he restroom!
let me explain the philosophy of life.
oh,rob and kristen are comming!
Jeez, can't believe X17 asked people to enter "you" name, city and email for this contest - how much are they paying the proofreader?
Nova Scotia LOVES x17online !!!!!
It's so frustrating! I can't grasp why the public is so obsessed with Facebook? Twitter is much better.
Did X-17 just say a 2800 dollars goodie bag???
Err, tough one! Hmmm? Yes, I do think more than a mouthful is wasted.
Just a little feel won't hurt.....shoot! BUSTED!
Don't tell Kirstie there's a buffet inside! Doh!
Uggh! I was awful. Thank goodness Andy Gibb won't see that karaoke performance on youtube.
Yowza's Heidi id that you?
Roberta
Riverside, Ca
Yowza's! Heidi is that you?
As you fall into a trance, say to yourself "George Clooney should get the Oscar..."
Eee, "man whore" is so negative. I prefer "serial monogamist..."
Desiree
-Wellington, FL
Alright, alright it was me...I farted.
a razorblade???????
omg! iforgot. who am i dating again? i lost count.
julia hernandez
huntington park,ca
oh dam! i accidently booked two dates tonight.
julia hernandez
huntington park, ca
"dang, the tailor really messed up adjusting the inseam on these pants" an opportune time to flash my over bleached smile"
"PLEASE CAN I BE THE NEW SPIDER MAN....I was batman and it did wonders"
Zapata, Tx
My tally? Who knows? Quit counting on my 25th birthday. I focus on quality not quantity.
San Antonio, TX
Absolutely not! I did not come between Mark and his Calvins. He wears Egyptian silk boxers.
San Antonio, TX
Late night on NBC? Quick exit, stage right...
OH MY GAGA!
Uh-oh!Here comes Roseanne! I hear she's thinking reunion show. Crap, is that Tootie too?
Glendale,AZ
No, no, no, THIS is how you make that kind of face, and I should know because I'm kind of a big deal around here.