Who's Cristiano Calling?

Not diggin' the hair gel.

hate to tell you all .
he is gay .
for real - sorry everyone

He’s calling his doctor because he got the itch!

don't care
never interested
in the first place

He looks like he rubs himself from head to toe in baby oil daily.

He's phoning his latest BOY FRIEND and I don't mean a platonic one...he's a three dollar bill.

You know how sometimes you "just know". He is way effeminate and my guess is that he's calling his male lover.

And why is it that no one is speculating about the ring on his wedding finger? If that's front page news tomorrow, I want my cut of $$$. LOL!

he swallows pole and takes it in the butt. Anyone who dress like that is a fudge packer.

he swallows pole and takes it in the butt. Anyone who dress like that is a fudge packer.

You have to wonder about the mentality of someone who could go on holiday in Europe and only get limited pap attention but instead choses to holiday in LA each summer and put themselves through that farce on a nightly basis. Obviously, just as much of a fame whore as his last week's hook-up.

I am sorry, but this guy is not good looking OR deserving of any attention AT ALL. And who hasn't allegedly screwed Paris Hilton?!

OK i'm sorry but portuguese don't know how to dress

yep he dresses european minus the tennis shoes, but does he smell european?...he looks like he probably does.. greasy and ripe

Ummm kay , well no he's not "to die for"

he's not even cute , forget hot ,

really don't get the attraction at all lol

Posted by: lulu
yep he dresses european minus the tennis shoes, but does he smell european?...he looks like he probably does.. greasy and ripe


stupid american. have u ever been to europe?? americans are nasty and filthy

oh please get a grip you guys. In europe we all dress like that, especially when going out. No offense but unlike you americans we don't wear trainers or jumpsuits all day long, just when we're going to the gym.

I´m wondering if it is better dressing like your american Paris Hilton...

grow up!!

i'm wondering if your dressing way is much better them european people! may i remember to u that beckam and victoria are european! don't seem to me that your american paris hilton looks much better.

Bad hair....

Have fun, find your love for free..==.millio naire chats.c/o/m== ,where is so many hot girls and sincere man are looking for their romance there. Some celebs have accounts there, and they are very attractive there.

Well, i don´t think u understood what I meant... Because I´m actually portuguese, and off course I was saying that Paris style is just a JOKE!

yeah... i understood. I was agreeing with u but using some words of your comment because it seems to me very good. ;)

Please do not ever compare him to the hotness that is David Beckham!!!!! He looks dirrrrrty and let's face it David would never be so desperate as to "hang out" with Paris!! She is probably the reason he is constantly itching his man parts!!

Am I the only one that thinks those shiny earrings are hideous?

I bet that if cristiano ronaldo were right in front of you, none of you would reject him, if he wanted to have something with u... U just criticize him, but I bet that if u had the chance... u all would get it! So... don´t waist your time criticizing people..

Not hot, greasy and sleazy looking.

2:52am - In America, only a gay person would dress like that sorry.....When in Rome, do as the Romans do. We don't wear track suits/trainers when we go out dear. You are watching too many movies. We just aren't impressed with Cristiano....he looks like he needs a good bath, degreaser and a toothbrush.

Its amazing how american love to say bad stuff about europeans. US does not even have any football, its just a joke. You all be European clothing, u ALL love british accent, your designers just go to london paris and milan and bring all the ideas to you, even your DJS beg to play in Europe, even worse, you got a black president! Gosh! Cristiano just going over to eat your bitches and come back and make a joke out of it. Isnt that great? (HEART) PORTUGAL (HEART) UK

IM AMERICAN and i like Cristiano. He is an amazind footballer and i like his earrings. His style is something to look upon. Why is everyone always on his dick about his lifestyle? He plays SOCCER. Focus on the soccer aspect of him. He is one of the best in the world, it not THE BEST. No one can argue with that if you have seen him play, gay or not.