Only nine days have passed since Desperate Housewives actress Eva Longoria filed for divorce from hubby of three years, Tony Parker, but comedian Dane Cook is already making a move to score the lovely Latina.
On his twitter account, 38-year-old Cook tweets:
"Is it too soon to ask Eva Longoria if she's ready to date? I'd like to take her to dinner, a divorce and then a movie."
The adorable comedian has been linked to Jessica Simpson in the past. Will Longoria, 35, accept Dane's offer? If not, we will!
Last night Voyeur was the place to be, as we spotted everyone from Lindsay Lohan to Lakers stud Ron Artest (with an uber classy Snooki look-alike) to Celtics fan Dane Cook at the club. Of course, there were the usual group of D-listers like Courtenay Semel and Lilo's new BFF Lady Victoria Hervey, so it sounds like it was quite a night!
Though Dane didn't look like he was having any sort of health crisis, he was spotted at the emergency room at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center yesterday afternoon. The comedian stayed mum when photogs asked him why he was there, but it would seem as though he was visiting a friend. Hopefully everything is okay!
Unfortunately this bit was edited out of the Teen Choice Awards last night, but thank goodness for YouTube!
Dane Cook singled out Vanessa Hudgens in the audience, flashed a mischievous grin and said, "Girl, you gots to keep your clothes on! Phones are for phone calls, girl!" Vanessa's reaction was just as funny as Dane's joke, so be sure to check out the video above!
A second set of nude pictures of the High School Musical star hit the web last week, so we're hoping V. Hudge learned her lesson, but who knows!
P.S. Looks like Ashley Greene narrowly escaped the joke, as her naked photos hit the web Monday morning, just hours after the awards show was taped!
Kate Hudson sure does look dazzling! We're a sucker for her golden smile.
Goldie Hawn's daughter sparkled at the premiere of her new movie, Mr Best Friend's Girl, in Hollywood last night... and while the rom-com looks like every other rom-com out there, I'm sure Kate is fab in it as always!
Oh, Dane Cook and Jason Biggs co-star. They're cool, too, I guess?