Posted on Wed Jul 1, 2009 01:25 PM PDT
Uh, she would never! This is Dita Von Teese we're talking about, and she lives permanently in the 30s and 40s. Well, at least she does in her head...
That being said, it's kinda funny to see a big Subway sign behind her! SO adorable.
Oh Dita, you slay me.
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