It's interesting to note that these two have the most beautiful, milky white skin, perfect makeup and hair, but why do they have to ruin it with somewhat bizarre accessories and trim?
Evan's silky red retro dress seems like it could be appropriate for Queen Sophie-Anne, but with the puke brown fringe that matches her bag, it's more Scarlett O'Hara making a dress out of curtains than Blood-y chic.
As for Dita, it's all great til you get to the planets in orbit science project atop of her head! With so much to look at (Those lips! Those boobs!), why would she want to take away from what
God a surgeon gave her?
And although their outfits are awkward enough, OK reports that Manson's former loves almost had a run-in at the party. "Moments after Gwen Stefaniâ€™s amicable breakup ode Cool plays, smug Evan Rachel Wood struts through, sidling right up beside Dita, 37, who is chatting away with reporters," says the mag. Then, "the burlesque babe cups her hands to her face and scatters as soon as she realizes the girl who ruined her happy life is inches away when flashbulbs start popping!"
Dita Von Teese afraid of Evan Rachel Wood? Somehow I doubt it.
But they weren't the only ladies to make somewhat questionable choices at the Fashion Group International's 26th Annual Night Of Stars.
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