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The Long And The Short Of It

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Seems Paris has found a new friend, "24's" Elisha Cuthbert, and boy aren't they a perfect match! (Kinda like Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts.) Just watch out, Elisha, Paris changes friends like she changes clothes -- Friday night, the heiress went to two different clubs in two different outfits. Click through to see what gets my vote as Paris' best accessory that night ...



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oh dear, hasnt anyone learn from britney, nicole, and lindsay? DO NOT HANG OUT WITH PARIS HILTON!!!!!! this girl is a bad influence

Posted by: allie


I guess if you want to get noticed, you hang with a camera whore. *lol*

Posted by: Anonymous


oi Paris looks old to me...

Posted by: daaaaaaaaa


oi Paris looks old to me...

Posted by: daaaaaaaaa


god i hate this bitch paris. go away you skanky whore.

Posted by: sally


oi Paris looks old to me...

Posted by: daaaaaaaaa


yes paris is typhoid mary. she infects everyone around her, but she herself doesn't get the virus.

Posted by: bret


its not paris' new friend they've know eachother for years!

Posted by: Anonymous


www.saveBRIT.com
www.saveBRIT.com
www.saveBRIT.com

Posted by: Anonymous


AMAZING PARIS!!

I love her

Posted by: Anonymous


i agree with the first post, anyone who paris gets involved with is doomed. run for your life, lady!!

Posted by: brit fan


THEY'VE BN FRIENDS FOR YEARS ... THEY STARRED IN HOUSE OF WAX TOGETHER & HUNG OUT WHILE IT WAS FILMED IN OZ

Posted by: Anonymous


PARIS IS VERY TALL
I LOVE YOU PARIS

Posted by: Anonymous


nicky is so much prettier than ugly paris. let's see pictures of nicky, not this ugly skank.

Posted by: steve-o


paris is god awful ugly. ugly ugly ugly. take her away from earth, please god.

Posted by: i hate paris


Is Elisha really wearing green Wellies out? They are way too casual for a club.

Posted by: Christina


she has definetly had a boob job no bra would have the power to do that and its not like she has gained much wait, oh and if a bra were to be able to do that dont you think she would have been going out with that clevage for years as her moto seems to be if you have got it flaunt it (even if you only think you do.. This outfit is very skanky reminds me of one of hilary's latest bad looks.. Black doesnt suit most people why dont they understand that they cant over do it..

Posted by: Anonymous


please go away, if i see another pic of this whore, i will gouge my eyes out with a fork.

Posted by: paris smells


Penis is looking mannishly square jawed and old. Starting to look like your mother there, bitch. Love the hole in the fishnets. All that money and you'd think whore could afford to look half way decent. That's a boob job - no question. Fake, fake, fake. Fake everything. Too long of a list of fake accoutrements to bother with. Stavros is hot and will dump Penis like a hot lunch when Ms. Right comes along. Which is not skanky Peen. She's way too boring and the IQ is way too low to even bother with her for more than a herpes infested fuck. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww itch itch itch PISS OFF PENIS, YOU GLOBALLY HATED WOMAN.

Posted by: KANDYKANE


WHY IS ELISHA WEARING RUBBER BOOTS?!?!

Posted by: MICHELLE


Paris the goddess,love her.Who's the little hobbit ?

Posted by: x18


hate this bitch x17 shes a nobody quit giving her publicity

GO AWAY skank and take you mini me with you

Posted by: Anonymous


HERPES LOOKS HILARIOUSLY PATHETIC.

LIKE A MID-30'S COKED UP HOUSEWIFE TRYING TO LOOK HIP.


JESUS: HOW PATHETIC MUST HER BRAIN BE TO *S*T*I*L*L* BE AMUSED BY CLUBBING EVERY DAY!

LAUGHABLE.

Posted by: NARC


HERPES LOOKS HILARIOUSLY PATHETIC.

LIKE A MID-30'S COKED UP HOUSEWIFE TRYING TO LOOK HIP.


JESUS: HOW PATHETIC MUST HER BRAIN BE TO *S*T*I*L*L* BE AMUSED BY CLUBBING EVERY DAY!

AND IS TEH ABOVE AN ADMISSION BY THIS SITE'S AUTHORS THAT THEY POST ASININE COMMENTS IN A DESPERATE AMD TRANSPARENT ATTEMPT TO PLEASE THEIR MAIN PAYCHEQUE?

SAD ALL AROUND.

LAUGHABLE.

Posted by: NARC


www.myspace.com/adorablenorway (paris and brit fansite)

Posted by: Anonymous


one thing I noticed on the first picture the x for x17 was right on her crotch you guys did that on purpose right?

Posted by: footballisus


PARIS GOT A BOOB JOB!!!
about time, that was her only flaw... her tits were too snall.

Posted by: ramalamadingdong


one thing I noticed on the first picture the x for x17 was right on her crotch you guys did that on purpose right?

Posted by: footballisus


How can she be the bad influence. Do you ever see her dirty? Do you ever see her shaving her head? Has she ever been in rehab? everyone is their own person. Paris may be doing the bad things behind closed doors but isnt that where it belongs???

Posted by: Brooke


DO NOT BLAME PARIS FOR BRITNEYS FAILURE AS A HUMAN BEING. THERE WERE REPORTS LONG BEFORE SHE MEET UP WITH PARIS ABOUT HER DRUG AND ALCOHOL USE. THATS SO LAME TO BLAME EVERYTHING ON PARIS. SHE DIDNT FORCE ANYTHING ON BRITNEY. BRITNEY WAS ALREADY F@CKED UP.

Posted by: Anonymous


uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bitch

Posted by: someone


paris is dirty every time i see her.

ugly tramp

Posted by: i hate paris


WOW Paris, what's with the boobs?

Posted by: someonenew


no paris didn't cause it, but she sat back and laughed at it, just like she did with lindsay and nicole

she is bad news, she is a disease, and parents keep your kids away from her.

Posted by: i hate paris


Paris is getting FAT! Whoo-HOO! Hopefully the nasty scag just disappears.

Posted by: Bex


she encouraged her bad behaviour and brit like a dunce went along with it.

Posted by: jt


Elisha should run as fast as she can away from the camera ho / std queen. Hilton is a drain on people.

Posted by: Anonymous


Paris got implants!!!!! but she's gonna have to do a lot more to get guys to want her since she has HERPES!!!!!!!!!!!! GENITAL HERPES!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Paris may not be at fault for Britney's downfall but she is a RACIST whore! Why does everyone forget about her RACIST tapes????? She's a RACIST pig.

Posted by: Anonymous


her best accessory? herpes sores?

Posted by: Anonymous


yes she is a racist slut, a skank, a pig who makes me sick

Posted by: i hate paris


1. Elisha and Paris have been like friends since they worked on House if Wax together years ago adn have been seen in Hollywood since!

2. MORE PICTURES OF NICKY -WOOOOOOO GO TEAM NICKY

Posted by: Anonymous


hey Anonymous would you please fuck paris ??????? please
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
my MAN

Posted by: someone


i love you paris you are my idol 4ever

Posted by: Anonymous


oh look, 2 whores in hollywood, how orginal

Posted by: Anonymous


laffs.. i have to chuckle at the comments... Paris is not old.. Paris is not fat...

she is rude, though... i took an intense disliking to Paris when i watched the Simple Life and noticed how she made fun out of hard-working, decent people... it's not good to be so spoiled that you can't recongize the good in others... and even worse to make fun of them...

having watched Britney and what she's going through, i hope i've become a little more compassionate... i don't think Paris means to be rude.. she just feels she has this image to uphold.. i wonder if she has any idea how much popularity she would gain by being kind and thoughtful of other people.. we can't deny her beauty.. she's lovely... sighs... just work on that inner beauty a bit Paris and you'll gain more popularity than you could imagine...

Posted by: Anonymous


no she is not lovely, she always has that same self-satisfied smirke or her face. she is no way pretty, but i agree she is not fat.

Posted by: paris who?


wonderbra or boob job =?

Posted by: Kara


not lovely and faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt

Posted by: someone


not lovely and faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt

Posted by: someone


paris looked better before.. she looks really tired and old! And she is using too much make-up. you have to take more care of your skin, paris.

Posted by: michelle


Bem Parece que paris achou a nova vitima ne nao? depois de colocar britney na pior agora ataca outra¬

Well looks like Paris found new person to teach how to be crazy and how to go to Rehab. Well Done Miss Paris

Posted by: Eduardo


She still is a diseased racist slut. good job the Hiltons did raising this whore.

Didn't Elisha cheat on her man/fiancee and he dumped her?


Whores of a feather, stick together

Posted by: No more Skanks, this means Hilton, Spears, Lohan, Kardashian


You have to have tits in order for a Wonderbra to work. Paris must have had a boob job. It doesn't matter because she's ugly on the inside and outside!! Racist, ugly, diseased, drugged up whore.

Posted by: Anonymous


paris looks like she smells. i can smell her from here.

Posted by: not a paris fan


I love Paris in the springtime.

Posted by: Anonymous


Instead of getting rock tits she should have got her lazy eyelid fixed. Fool!

Posted by: Anonymous


c'mon "parents keep your children away"

As if they will ever be close to her or them. They're going to end up working at Walmart (where they sell walls) just like all their friends will end up.

Stop living through the stars you supposedly don't even like to begin with yet curiously always flock to when a mere picture appears of them.

PARIS RULES ELISHA RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: GOB


Would luv to see these two in a video....

Here's to Paris/Elisha porn...

Gotta have it....

No Rick, no guys needed whatsoever...

I would definitely buy that...

One Night w/House of Wax Dolls....

OH man getting worked up just thinking 'bout that one...

OH PLEASE PLEASE MAKE ON PARIS ELISHA!!!!

Posted by: Bam Bam


we can't deny her beauty.. she's lovely... sighs... just work on that inner beauty a bit Paris and you'll gain more popularity than you could imagine...

STFU, but you are right, she is not fat at all. but her hooked huge long nose and lazy fake ass busted "blue" eye, and man jaw, and beyond fake bleached hair, I could do without.
Elisha is a naturally pretty girl however, not beautiuful or anything, but she sure as sh*t looks better than bird nose paris.

Posted by: Anonymous


this coke sniffin, crotch flashin, alcoholic, brain damaged, racist, spoiled plastic tacky WHORE aka PARISITE has gone too far with this..hmm..'outfit'. we already know ure a NASTY SKANK HOO!! u dont need to prove it to us.. real classy, parisite, just like u are! ure parents must be sooo proud.. by the way i think she could afford new fishnet tights.. hahah those are soooo over and have ever been decent.. so guess theyre right for her!
DONT FORGET TO TAKE URE VALTREX BITCH!
NO MATTER HOW MANY IMPLANTS YOU GET ULL ALWAYS BE A FUGLY SLUT!
oh and ppl.. did u kno that PARISITE claims to be 'the hottest person in the world'?? give me a fuckin break........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: thats hot? ITS NOT!


this coke sniffin, crotch flashin, alcoholic, brain damaged, racist, spoiled plastic tacky WHORE aka PARISITE has gone too far with this..hmm..'outfit'. we already know ure a NASTY SKANK HOO!! u dont need to prove it to us.. real classy, parisite, just like u are! ure parents must be sooo proud.. by the way i think she could afford new fishnet tights.. hahah those are soooo over and have ever been decent.. so guess theyre right for her!
DONT FORGET TO TAKE URE VALTREX BITCH!
NO MATTER HOW MANY IMPLANTS YOU GET ULL ALWAYS BE A FUGLY SLUT!
oh and ppl.. did u kno that PARISITE claims to be 'the hottest person in the world'?? give me a fuckin break........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: thats hot? ITS NOT!


this coke sniffin, crotch flashin, alcoholic, brain damaged, racist, spoiled plastic tacky WHORE aka PARISITE has gone too far with this..hmm..'outfit'. we already know ure a NASTY SKANK HOO!! u dont need to prove it to us.. real classy, parisite, just like u are! ure parents must be sooo proud.. by the way i think she could afford new fishnet tights.. hahah those are soooo over and have ever been decent.. so guess theyre right for her!
DONT FORGET TO TAKE URE VALTREX BITCH!
NO MATTER HOW MANY IMPLANTS YOU GET ULL ALWAYS BE A FUGLY SLUT!
oh and ppl.. did u kno that PARISITE claims to be 'the hottest person in the world'?? give me a fuckin break........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: thats hot? ITS NOT!


Paris looks like she could be a lifesize model for the new...
Beverly Hills Hooker Barbie doll!

Posted by: Sophie California


Elisha is sweet, and no she didn't cheat on her fiance'. She dumped him because she got tired of his head being up Justin Timberlake's ass.

Posted by: Anonymous


i thought that song by JT "what goes around" was about Elisha and his friend, whatever his name is....

The best comment today is by Sofia California:

"Paris looks like she could be a lifesize model for the new...
Beverly Hills Hooker Barbie doll!?"

hahahahah so true, dont forget that the Hooker doll comes with a sidekick and glass vile of coke.

Posted by: Parasite is over......seriously


guranteed paris has torn a hole in those stockings with those big ass ugly feet!! Flash back of Cinderella and those horrid step sisters.

Posted by: yikes


Paris is the hottest girl in the world,bar nun mofo's.The rest of you are just dingleberries dangling from the asshairs of life.

Posted by: Anonymous


I wonder how many crabs she has caught in those fishnets.

Posted by: alcononymous


they're not *NEW* friends. they starred in a film together and been friends since. she was even in her last music video.

get the facts straight x17.

Posted by: WRONG!!!!


How Elisha's hair grow up so fast?
Omg a next Britney?
Rehab drugs kid sex ?

Posted by: Lara Croft


boringggggggggg and paris seems to like hanging out with shorter ppl

Posted by: Anonymous


YAWN

Posted by: Anonymous


her boobs are WAY bigger than they used to be, they look ridiculous they don't suit her build at all..

Posted by: hearme2


Paris looks like a dude in drag...HeShe is so over rated. Money surely bought this skank fame...

Posted by: Anonymous


yeah...they've been friends for a while they starred in house of wax together itz no big shock to me!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Wow...Paris is so beautiful & has perfect little titties and nipples.

Posted by: Mike Oxhbig


Wow...Paris is so beautiful & has perfect little titties and nipples.

Posted by: Mike Oxhbig


I think Paris is sweet. Paris is tallish but Elisha is really short, like 5 feet.

Posted by: James


stupid bitch paris has bigger boobs all the sudden? that bitch used to have fucking pimple boobs. and she looks fucking ugly in all these pictures, drag queen is a good workd. shes just a snobby bitch who lost all true meaning to life. go to hell bitch

Posted by: Anonymous


Paris looks great. Maybe the Losers posting hate messages should look in the mirror.

Posted by: Anonymous


Paris looks great. Maybe the Losers posting hate messages should look in the mirror.

Posted by: Anonymous


Paris looks great. Maybe the Losers posting hate messages should look in the mirror.

Posted by: Anonymous


yeah, I have to agree. Haters have gargage in their brains - just look at what they're writing here. And they have the nerve to complain aboutParis LOL.

Posted by: Paris Rocks!!!


yeah, I have to agree. Haters have garbage in their brains - just look at what they're writing here. And they have the nerve to complain aboutParis LOL.

Posted by: Paris Rocks!!!


yeah, I have to agree. Haters have garbage in their brains - just look at what they're writing here. And they have the nerve to complain aboutParis LOL.

Posted by: Paris Rocks!!!


yeah, I have to agree. Haters have garbage in their brains - just look at what they're writing here. And they have the nerve to complain aboutParis LOL.

Posted by: Paris Rocks!!!


Paris Hilton always gets lots of comments here.

Paris is always interesting.

Haters are insane and they display it by writings.

Posted by: Anonymous


Paris Hilton always gets lots of comments here.

Paris is always interesting.

Haters are insane and they display it by their writings.

Posted by: Anonymous


Paris Hilton always gets lots of comments here.

Paris is always interesting.

Haters are insane and they display it by their insane writings.

Posted by: Anonymous


Paris Hilton always gets lots of comments here.

Paris is always interesting.

Haters are insane and they display it by their insane writings.

Posted by: Anonymous


well!!!
i love paris but can anyone tell me is it paris yet britneys freind???
i have to know

Posted by: Anonymous


paris is aging realy badly these days

Posted by: Anonymous


I agree, she's aging really badly. She looks so old, her face is like.. i don't know.. she using too much makeup.. she's no longer pretty.

Posted by: michelle


all the above hate posts are written by the same psychotic bitch. She has nothing but filth in her brain but dares to complain about Paris Hilton.

Paris is a far better person than the hater and always will be.

Posted by: PARIS RULES!!!!


all the above hate posts are written by the same psychotic bitch. She has nothing but filth in her brain but dares to complain about Paris Hilton.

Paris is a far better person than the hater and always will be.

Posted by: PARIS RULES!!!!


all the above hate posts are written by the same psychotic bitch. She has nothing but filth in her brain but dares to complain about Paris Hilton.

Paris is a far better person than the hater and always will be.

Posted by: PARIS RULES!!!!


all the above hate posts are written by the same psychotic bitch. She has nothing but filth in her brain but dares to complain about Paris Hilton.

Paris is a far better person than the hater and always will be.

Posted by: PARIS RULES!!!!


all the above hate posts are written by the same psychotic bitch. She has nothing but filth in her brain but dares to complain about Paris Hilton.

Paris is a far better person than the hater and always will be.

Posted by: PARIS RULES!!!!


all the above hate posts are written by the same psychotic bitch. She has nothing but filth in her brain but dares to complain about Paris Hilton.

Paris is a far better person than the hater and always will be.

Posted by: PARIS RULES!!!!


I dare to complain about this stupid bitch! I don't even know why she's famous. is it because of that porn video of her? ha ha, that must be it.
she has no talent. she can't sing, she can't act. but she's good at ONE thing and that's partying. ha ha| this poor girl needs to get a life. I feel sorry for her. and I'm not jealous of her. who wants to be her really? oh god.. I'm happy I'm not her.. beeing that stupid and only think about parties.. hello, she's no longer a teenager! grow up, paris. and yeah, we're all sick of you! BYE BITCH

Posted by: mee


God did she have her boops done ? i m mean it looks like it

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