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FIRECROTCH UNCENSORED!
Posted on Tue May 16, 2006 01:22 PM PDT
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Well, apparently this exceedingly NSFW video clip of Brandon Davis making a point about Lindsay Lohan to Paris is only worth one, and that word is “fire-crotch”:
All there is to say to those of you trapped at work is that you need to run home to watch this treasure trove of truly mind-boggling revelations:
- GAZE in wonder at the least sober man in the world!
- DANCE with him from one conversational thread to another, all loosely affiliated with one topic residing squarely between Lindsay Lohan’s legs!
- PONDER the physiological mysteries put forth in true carnival barker style! Just how would Lindsay’s lady parts spew forth freckles? Is Lindsay’s dad, in fact, more attractive than her mom? How exactly would one manage a seven-foot-long…well, yeah, just watch the video already.
And rest assured, no matter what demure light Paris’ PR Action Squad may try to paint this whole incident in, it’s just as embarrassing at 25 years old to get caught busting a gut while someone ruthlessly shreds your ex-best friend as it was back in high school.
Ever wonder why all the impressionable Youth Of America look to Paris the way they do? Well, there you go.
Basically, it’s just a ridiculous situation all around. How ridiculous? The most accurate summation may actually come from Paris’ PR honcho Elliot Mintz, of all people:
“Personally," [Mintz] adds, "I found the incident unnecessary."
You and me both, buddy, but damn does it make for some good video!
Comments
I am a 27 year veteran of the industry and I have always known lohan was a product of hollywood.That being said, her bank account is not filled by a burning bush(as brandon davis woulld have us believe), but by a fractional talent that the big three were able to prostitute. The oldest question, If we present a women in a certain way, will men lust and women seeing this lust struggle to immitate. Lohan has managed to stay in the arena while hilton has become a pariah. As for brandon davis I honestly say with all conviction, "who?". In my world it is somewhat appropriate that he joins paris hilton. In a way it does her a disservace,She is rich and although her recent exploites have caused us to label her a whore, She is still concidered attractive.What of the man thing Davis? I still dont know who he is.
Proof positive that money does not buy class. They have no respect for themselves or anyone else.
Perhaps maturity will bring them what money nor "breeding" has not: grace.
Thats a riot !!!!
I can't believe what I Just watched I'm in shock.
Lindsay has worked dam hard to get where she is today and tell me what paris did to earn her money??Oh thats right her parents are rich.
i am italian...what does firecrotch mean?sorry...i've searched in the vocabulary but i didn't find it.
And paris is a whore..i don't understand why she is laughing if she is a super mega firecrotch....fuck u paris. and that boy is so stupid...i don't know who is he...but he is a crap...poor boy.
Lindsay is hotter than paris....so what if she has a firecrootch i bet paris has a loose pussy cus shes such a whore.
Lindsay is hotter than paris....so what if she has a firecrootch i bet paris has a loose pussy cus shes such a whore.
Lindsay is hotter than paris....so what if she has a firecrootch i bet paris has a loose pussy cus shes such a whore.
GO DAVIS GO!!!! I love you man!
This girl is just a WASTE of skin & MONEY! To think of all the things she could have done with her life!! She makes me sick! She's nothing but a tramp! If she had been poor she would be working the streets giving blow jobs for 5.00 each to pay for her drinking problems!
Come to think of it....that guy with the big mouth is ugly too. Cant he say anything else besides " she has freckles". Does it make you feel important to hear someone say "I love you" after you've told them to say it? LMAO
god..why do we care about what these people do?!! a perfect 3 minute example of what the hell is wrong with our culture, and from under what rock did brandon david come out from anyway?!
Wow... that is the first time I saw this rather famous clip. Isn't alcohol just a wonderful drug?
And it is interesting that these obviously wasted people get in a car and drive off. No wonder she got a dui not long after *and who the heck believes she had one drink? It takes three in an hour to reach her level of intoxication. A dumb, lying, vampid girl who can eat crackers in my bed anytime... should my girlfriend somehow approve, which will happen around the Super Friends finally show up to bring in universal peace.
I hope they get drafted and killed by crazy Iraqis.
That or just die of multiple venerial diseases.
This shows how uncivilized most of the young rich people are, these days. Money can't buy you education and civilization. You must be brought up with it, not just with money alone. Poor souls. Hope they will learn when they get old; if not, on their death bed, they will feel for their sins before their last breathe.
Brandon Davis is a white trash idiot wannabe. Paris is a f'ing slut.
WHO THE F*#&$ IS BRANDON DAVIS?? THAT TWO CENTIMTER PENIS SHIT HEAD
Britney needs to stop hanging out with thta stupidass paris hilton
Whoever this douche bag is, he should be beat down like the trust fund, spoiled brat piece of shit that he is...and that Paris went along with the entire dog and pony show is embarassing in itself.
Can you tell me why the police let Paris Hilton get in a car in front of cameras, take off while obviously intoxicated, and risk the lives of innocent people all round her? That Brandon guy is so embarassing. I think she was laughing out of embarrasment.
these people have no dam life for real I just can't believe Paris Hilton would whisper those rude Comments to Davis well what ever his name is, so he could sream them out to the midia
Davis is an ass
haha that's funny, i know who Lohan is... Brandon Davis who?
Lyndsey is WAY better looking than Paris. She's a lazy eyed cooze
Fuck them 2
gosh, paris is a dump biatch who don't have guts to say all that to paparazzi, but she has forced brandon davis (who the fuck is he???) spit out the ''truth'''
how immature
paris licks some ass
Paris, why does someone else need to talk for you, u ugly big bird looking ass?? ( oh and can u back up ur shit bitch??)yeah, all u can do is laugh. youR a hoe yourself BET UR SHIT STINK!!!!
(HEH, HEH, HEH)
you know what? i bet it's only a matter of time before they do something as immature as this to britney, especially if her "comeback" bombs.
you know what? i bet it's only a matter of time before they do something as immature as this to britney, especially if her "comeback" bombs.
I JUST SAW THE VIDEO AND I AM IN SHOCK AT WHAT THOSE PIECES OF SHIT SCUMBAGS SAID ABOUT LINDSAY.
PARIS IS A CUNT
This is so very sad. He said such demeaning things and "Paris & The Pappas" egged him on...There are young men and women putting their lives on the line everyday in the war while these individuals belittle someone just as human as themselves. You know what? Karma is a bitch and I would not want to be any of them involved in this defamation of character. Someone in that circle is really gonna get hurt someday and then they will wake up...maybe.
THIS IS LIKE HIGHSCHOOL ALL OVER I FUCKIN LUV IT!!!!!!!!!
Yea...I have to say that I agree with just about all these posts. Paris is a whore who like many other celebrities can do anything they want, like drive drunk. She has nothing to do but party every night. Real good use of your inheritance! Why can't she be a real woman, like Angelina Jolie, and do something good for humanity with all that fortune? Instead, she is wasting her time partying and talking shit about other people. Karma will come back to her for doing something like this. I am sure she'll do the same thing to Britney!
Like omfg that is some funny crap.....Paris I love you to death.....but how in the world does Brandon know so much about lindseys vigina..lol
Brandon Davis is a slime-ball whose head is so empty he would be a tree and some dog could lift his leg and let fly on him! And Paris Hilton shows what kind of creature she is by giggling at this asshole's comments! Even if she's rich, she is one of the most obtuse creatures living!
lindsay is so much hotter, sexier, than that whore paris. i fucking hate paris she should fucking die. brandon davis and his sweaty faces pisses me off. notice how he keeps on wiping the sweat off his fucking face
brandon davis is big bictb
thought lindsey and paris were friends or something. why the hell is paris laughing so hard at this?
Im sorry to you other boring ppl who have posted crap about Lindsay but Paris rocks! And this is the most hilarious thing I have seen! Go Brandon and Paris!! Love you guys! Lindsay is a dirty skank.... Paris is doing what every other 20 something yo is doing... going out and having fun!!
Firecrotch has to be a term of endearment because he kept using it with such love in his voice. He was fondly recalling the aroma of her sweet freckled private playground and probably so upset because Lindsay wouldn't let him ride the merry-go-round that his only consolation was to act as if he WOULD'NT eat the corn out of her poo.
paris is so lame, and brandon is just plain fugly.
I for one love the fire, freckles, the whole beauty. Lindsey, I've seen Paris' and your rariety has her beat any day. Don't change.
I for one love the fire, freckles, the whole beauty. Lindsey, I've seen Paris' and your rarity has her beat any day. Don't change.
I for one love the fire, freckles, the whole beauty. Lindsay, I've seen Paris' and your rarity has her beat any day. Don't change.
I for one love the fire, freckles, the whole beauty. Lindsay, I've seen Paris' and your rarity has her beat any day. Don't change.
I for one love the fire, freckles, the whole beauty. Lindsay, I've seen Paris' and your rarity has her beat any day. Don't change.
paris is so slut that her klitoris is bigger than her nose and brandons penis.
i hate these socialites.hope thay all get crabs till they die
stupid rich kids
someone should rub their noses in their own shit
I don't know about anyone else but I would like to stick foot right in that guys face
this is hilarious go davis and ily paris :]
that was a bit too much paris... damn and i almost felt pity for ur jail term... man do u relly deserve it.. lindsay has really worked her ass off since she was a kid in show biz where as the only film u made a was porn video. wah.. paris u must be really damn proud of urself n that loser fat ass guy got loose dick.. made u should pay him back by letting it stick u for a while.. like pay back.. slut u... grow up PARIS..
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yea i almost felt sorry for her as well, but seeing dis i m glad shell end up in prison. whore.
it was so obvious that paris was telling brandon what to say. she is so not innocent, she is a criminal of the media pure and simple. throw away her key ...
i'm so glad i won't have to see her wonk-eye for 45 days. hope her fellow inmates gets innoculated against herpes before butterface gets there.
how could anyone, such as elliott mintz or her parents, claim paris to be "sweet-natured" or a "wonderful person" when she's been filmed on many occasions spewing bile about others, or telling people what to say (like she does with greasy bear and perez hilton)?
she is nothing but a filth-ridden hypocritical outbreak on the nether region of society. how anyone can admire this vapid twit is incomprehensible to me.
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PARIS FOR GOD SAKE! YOU ARE OLD GET BACK TO YOUR PLACE UNCLE! YOU DESERVE DIE IN JAIL !
Can we say DUI?? They both are obviously drunk in this photo...which is what caused the suspension of her license to begin with. It's obvious it's the norm for this girl to ride around drunk every night. Throw away the freakin key already. If it was me, I'd be under the jail already. Heck, they would have arrested me that night for DUI rather than suspend my license.
LOL PARIS KEEP LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO JAIL BITCH! RICH CUNT.
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Paris is a bitch.
I felt sorry for her too but after seeing this video, see really does deserve jail time. Lindsey has been working all her life for what she has, they priks did nothing. Hope she has a good forty five days in jail. maybe some girls with frekles and red hair will see this and kick her ass. haha
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Proof that the upper class in the USA need to be put in gas chambers.
BRANDON, ONCE UPON A TIME I THOUGHT U WERE CUTE, BUT THEN I THOUGHT U WERE AN ASSHOLE. PLEASE PROVE ME WRONG, CONGRATS ON LOSING WEIGHT-BECOME HOTTER AND I'LL CHANGE MY MIND ON U!!!!!!!!! D
i think lindsay lohan is way hotter than paris or britney
i think lindsay lohan is way hotter than paris or britney
Whoever you are, if you don't sport a 10 incher, you'll not enter Paris "favorite room" !
Paris Hilton is a whore
this was so pathetic. brandon davis is a fat greasy spoiled bitch and paris hilton is a fake skankass spolied ass fugly slutface scumbag.
Lindsay is soooo much hotter than Paris.
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PARIS YOU'RE OLDER THAN LINSAY WHICH IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE MUCH LESS THAN LINDSAY, YOU CAN'T BUY YOUTH HONEY LINDSAY ALREADY OWNS IT, AT LEAST SHE GOT A LITTLE BIT MORE CLASS THAN YOU, THING THAN YOU CAN'T NETHER BUY SO YOU'RE FUCKED UP
i would pound lindsay lohan out, no questions, hands down.