Posted on Thu Dec 18th, 2014 3:10pm PDT By X17 Staff
Is this the scariest face on the Internet? We think so.
A 23-year-old British man, Jordan James Parke, has spent over $150,000 and had over 50 cosmetic procedures to "look" like Kim Kardashian. So far, the garish guy has gotten his eyebrows tattooed (yep, those babies are permanent), fillers, dental work, Botox, and in true Kardashian form -- laser hair removal.
If you think Jordan is deterred by the haters -- think again. He's ALL ABOUT the haters. Jordan said, "My look is all about the shock factor. I love all the attention and the stares I get in the street. I welcome the hate — it just means more attention. And if anything, it just spurs me on to get more work done."
Umm ... that seems like a healthy mentality to have ...
The thing we are most perplexed by is that he really looks nothing like Kimmy K. Hey Jordan maybe give us $100K -- we can just punch you in the face a whole bunch to look the same and you can save $50,000? Anyway, just an idea!
Next, the puffy attention lover is taking his face and his need to shock to TV. The 23-year-old will appear on the second season of E!'s plastic surgery reality show, Botched.
"Botched" -- we couldn't think of a more apt word.
While we know that by calling him out we are just fueling his needy fire and probably giving him another reason to plump that pout of his, we couldn't help ourselves! We're addicted to the drama!