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Guess Who Probably Ought To Work Out A Little Less
Posted on Thu May 31, 2007 12:24 PM PDT
While we're always in favor of celebs staying lean and mean, every so often, the stars do go overboard! For instance, after a few grueling weeks of working out, this starlet's practically got the legs of a fullback - can you guess the unlucky lady's identity?
It's Paris Hilton!
Her arms are getting pretty toned too!
Don't think she won't break that shoe off in your ass!
Still, can't argue with results - there's not an ounce of fat on her!
And the worst part? You know it's only going to get worse when she's locked up without anything to do but exercise!
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Comments
i dont think nothing wrong with getting ready to go to jail. Wish you best of luck paris
I think her calves look awesome! Nothing overly done.
paris is the real-life Barbie doll, without her ken, who knows maybe when she gets out we'll see her in an entire different light.. cant wait to see her gangsta album MC PARIS:THUG-ECOMONICS my pimpin on da block got me chillin at da rock. cant spend no money cause everyone think im funny.
There is nothing wrong with shpe of her calves. You're an idiot just because you prefer kankles.
Paris! anyways i like her calves, mine are too a bit musculous, that´s ok?? why not??
AND BY "WORK OUT" YOU MEAN "STICK HER FINGER DOWN HER THROAT AND DRUGS UP HER NOSE"
ITS THE BIG FOOTED,RACIST,HERPES SLUT,PARIS HILTON!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
There is nothing wrong with shpe of her calves. You're an idiot just because you prefer kankles.
Even pigs can have nice calves!
Her legs are normal toned legs you idiots. What kind of moron wrote this post??
her legs looks awesome!
The X17 staffs are IDIOTS!
When they are surrounding Paris taking pictures X17 is all on Pari's Nuts saying things like:
"We love you paris"
"you always nice to us paris"
"We support you paris"
bla blah blah..
Then when it comes to their site, they are always looking for reasons to diss Paris. Hahaha..
X17 ARE HYPOCRITES!
"calves of a fullback "??????
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Her legs do not look athletic at all, they look TOO SKINNY.
WHOEVER WROTE THIS POST IS AN IDIOT!
She looks great! Shut the fuck up mr. critical
Her calves (Paris, that is) look fine. Posting captions like that...no wonder there are so many girls w eating disorders!
LOL, calves like a fullback...are you for real??? If so, that's freakin funny. Maybe by fullback you mean skinny legs that are a little toned?
Too funny...maybe you were looking at her legs with a wonky eye???
Her calves are GREAT! Not too muscular, not too skinny....I don't think X17 can define their idea of perfection - it changes by the minute!
wtf she doesn't have legs of a fullback. by fullback do you mean druggie tweeker looking body??? her legs don't look athletically fit at all, just skinny from the um, gee not eating?? there's a difference between just plain skinny and athletic, duh. whoever wrote this article is such a dumbass.
you people will find absolutely anything to split hairs over and freak out about. OMG SHE LOOKS HEALTHY, LET'S ALL POINT AND LAUGH CHILDREN.
ghey.
She is more fit than any blogger so lay off the haterade fool
She has to work out at get ready for being in the slammer!
"FRESH DRAMA"
Very stupid post. And probably the only time I will side with Paris. Let's see your calves, paparazzi man, I'm sure they're really sexy.
dude..her legs look good..someone has self esteem issues
nice wig
IM NO FAN OF HERS, BUT WHAT THE HELLS WRONG W/ HER CALVES??? DONT BE HATING CUZ YOU LIKE FAT ASSES LIKE BLOHAN AND YOU CANT POST HER JUNKIE FACE ON HERE.
LOL nice wig!
umm this is the gayest post ever. your site sux.
for once, i think paris looks really good. her outfit is adorable and her shoes make her feet look normal.
The reason her legs look that "lean" is because she's wearing heels. I doubt 2 weeks of "working out" did that, especially when she's never worked out a day in her life.
yeah like Britney's linebacker shoulders. X17 is mean.
OK LET'S GET THIS SHIT RIGHT THE PHOTOGRAPHERS AND VIDEO GUY'S WHO ARE NOT IN THE OFFICE PICKING THERE FUCKING NOSE'S ARE NOT THE ONES WRITING THESE COMMENTS AND CAPTIONS SO GET OFF OUR BACK'S WE CAPTURE THE IMAGE NOT WRITE THE COMMENTS SO MAKE YOUR POINTS TO THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE THIS SHIT IN THE OFFICE ( BECAUSE SOME OF US DO RESPECT THE FACT THAT CELEBS ARE HOW WE MAKE OUR LIVING ) AND IF YOU SEE ME ON THE STREET WORKING COME AND TALK TO ME LIVE AND IN PERSON
TWIST THE NEW KING OF CELEBRITY JOURNALISIM
I loathe her but the above posts are correct. There is nothing wrong with her legs. Obviously, this is just a way to get more clicks.
umm... in the previous pics you posted of her in the same outfit - that bruise is NOT on her leg... did you just photoshop that in there?
Is there a mistake? Did you post the wrong picture? That looks like a perfectly normal leg to me. It doesnt look all that in shape. Its just normal. Are you fucking with us?
yes- I agree with everyone else: you are dumb and her legs look great. EAT IT TARD!
I think her legs look hot!
Her legs look fine, it's her feet that are hideous.
I don't recognize them when they are not in the air.
http://www.thestl.com
Paris, you can put a ton of make-up on, wear fancy cloths, talk like a baby but you're STILL a racist snob.
One of the reasons that I like to view pictures of Paris is because she likes to work out. If you could tell what her percent body fat was by looking at her legs, then people wouldn’t spend so much money getting the test done. My guess is she wants to look good for those illegal prison guard.
By the way, if Paris gets up to the 12 to 15 mile range on the flats, I wouldn’t mind going cycling with her every day.
WTF?!! A FULLBACK?! Who wrote this idiotic post?? Her legs look AWESOME, the definition of perfection for a woman. Toned but not beefy, and not too skinny. Now you are just trying to find anything that isn't there just to rip on somebody. Why don't you put that criticism to good use and tell Britney to get her fat overweight ass in shape. In spite of the lies you tell yourselves and your readers, she's the one who looks like a fullback. And an ugly one at that.
weak commentary - you sound like an idiot. do you need a new job?
Her legs do not look ATHLETIC at all, they look LIKE TOOTHPICKS.
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IDIOT,SLUT,WHORE AND
No, but it looks like you might need an education. The first sign of a "weak" commentary is somebody who doesn't know how to structure a sentence, capitalize, or punctuate properly.
yes because we all seriously care about proper grammar and english on a celeb paparazzi messageboard. LOL
Well, I guess that's true. My bad.
I don't care for Paris, but I think her legs look great! Except for that bruise.
the calves are fine...it is the size 13's that they are connected to....her feet are huge!
THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
I dont hate paris or anything, but it would be great to see her go way from the paparazzi for how many ever days shes going to jail for. I'm actually kinda happy she is, i wish britney/paris/lindsay(although she is a great actress, and i dont understand why shes destroying her career as being looked upon as a respectable actress, i mean all this publicity shes getting is definately not good publicity, atleast not in my eyes) they should just all go away from the media for awhile.
Paris is PURE tackiness, i hope all these young girls dont look upto her for style. Although she has a pretty nice body, but everything she wears is just tacky for some reason.
I don't like Paris but she has great legs, unlike Britney Spears who has short, fat stumpy tree trunk legs that make her look like a fat old man.
the limelight is probably kind of like whatever asshole of the moment they are dating....sure they should stay away from them, but it feeds their ego and validates their non-existent self-esteem. but then again, the paparazzi doesn't help the sitch any when they point and shoot every time one of them takes a dump.
PH's legs look good---however, her face still looks like a bird nosed woonkie lazy eyed trannie.
x17: PLEASE FIRE WHOEVER WROTE THIS! Her calves look fine! Obviously, you are kissing Britney's butt because her legs are HUGE and you only write about how great she looks.
Paris is to Perezhilton as Britney is to X17. We hate Perez for doing it, now we hate you too!
If anything, she has stick legs...not fullback legs! This post is gay.
So, the Hilton's do own this site, correct??
i wonder what she does why her clothes it's like she is wearing them ONE time(one day ,night?) and after that...
and her face looks wierd, work done?
her calves are fine - it's her feet that are freakish!
whoever wrote this is a frickin idiot. her legs look amazing and healthy. i bet if they were 2 pounds skinnier or two pounds fatter you'd have been dissing her either way. give the girl a break for actually working out. x17 are total hypocrits.
Everyone who is disgusted with Perez Hilton, aka MARIO LAVANDEIRA
should go to a hiphop message board
and paste in this link:
http://perezhilton.com/topics/50_cent/
I'm sure his posse can find Perez' coffee shop,
if they have any questions for him.
Posted at 7:11PM on May 31st 2007 by Ra
these are 50 and G unit's official myspace pages...hit them up there to tell them about MARIO PEREZ LAVANDEIRA and they will receive it :
www.myspace.com/50cent
www.myspace.com/gunit
www.myspace.com/tonyyayo
www.myspace.com/lloydbanks
She has awesome legs. I would kill to have legs like that.
Oh wait I do. hah!
too muscular? That comment was retarded. shes in shape, so what
If you are saying that Paris has big calves then how are the rest of the world supposed to feel? Obese? You are encouraging eating disorders and then bashing them for that too. Can we please stop the cruelty?????
Her legs look great and NORMAL !!!!
her legs look great! (the rest is a nightmare). But, what the heck is that on her shin? Did she bust her ass somewhere???
this post must have been written by a man. a dumb one.
this post must have been written by a man. a dumb one.
Sorry, but I still think x17 is fucking with us. They post a few acceptable pictures of Paris Hilton and then slam her. Then they post pictures of Britney Spears, looking like a drugged out, overweight, pasty, oily skank, and say she looks "Awesome". I think the folks at x17 are sitting at their desks laughing their asses off at us.
It's okay though because we know the truth... Paris' legs look nice. But remember... Brittney is bouncing back!! Good luck to them all!!
i really love the outfit.
of course x17 are hypocrits.
i saw a reportage about them and they have NO RESPECT AT ALL for these celebrities
who cares?They use celebs and celebs use them.That's how it works.
anyway even if i m not a fan of paris at least she is not TRASH LOOKING as britney (and knows how to use the media) britney style is seriously disgusting it's not even funny she's pathetic.
not hard to guess the legs, when they`re over those swim fin like feet.
Why would Paris' fans insult Britney Spears? Brit makes Paris look good!
Her legs are gourgous! Tan, shaped, not to skinny, DAYUM those are some fine legs! Also she's lookin pretty cute with the outfit, hair, and all.
THE PHOTOGRAPHERS DO NOT WRITE THE COMMENTS, THEY ARE MAKING A LIVING AND ONLY TAKE PICTURES! IT'S THE STUPID FAT ASS BITCHS IN THE OFFICE EATING AWAY AND WRITING THESE MEAN COMMENTS! <33 all my love goes out to the photographers! you guys/gals are so sweet to Paris!
the photographers are as mean as the one who is writing the comments believe me that's true.
Are you actually joking me.
I'm going to start not eating so my calves do not look like full-backs calves
Her legs are gorgeous! Tan, shaped, not to skinny, DAYUM those are some fine legs! Also she's lookin pretty cute with the outfit, hair, and all.
how come everyone answer to your mystery body parts is paris hilton?
Paris actually has fans ??
for what? contributing nothing to society besides her Sex tape...I wonder if Paris is going to act as stupid in jail as she does on camera.. what will she be doing in 10 years ?? Celebrities like Paris and Nicole are just brats that have no talent.. there only talent is going out so they can have there picture taken and that's the only way people are going to remember they even exist....
All that money, but it won't help her get rid of those man feets! LOL! Paris, you look like an ugly old Drag Queen!
Vink your looking in the the mirror and you have no money Vink
to the comment by: ;-)
dont be JEALOUS cause you're ugly and have NO TALENT except writing comments on X17...I take it back, youre not even good at THAT ! HA HA HA LOL
Vink, you ARE looking in the mirroe and YOU dont have money...I know you are into drag queens but Paris is A BEAUTIFUL REAL WOMAN and she's not into your type SO GET LOST CREEP
I agree with Vink,.. but even a drag queen would look better..she has no ass !!
what's so attractive about her...
;-) is so jealous of Ms. Hilton HA HA HA
fans for:
House of Wax (the film)
Paris (the album)
Her perfume line
Carl's Jr. Commercial
Jeoulous of what?
Having no personality or acting like an idiot on TV ??? humm.. PLease.. if you have common sense don't give her rating....She's such a waste of time...she's just lucky her parents have money and she can do whatever she wants,..what talents does she have ??
please indulge me
acting, singing and being gorgeous and fabulous she made a mistake she apologized stop being jealous because she HAVE to work and Paris CHOOSES to work
acting, singing and being gorgeous and fabulous she made a mistake she apologized stop being jealous because you HAVE to work and Paris CHOOSES to work
Her legs look great! It's great that she can get lean with out the help of drugs or an eating disorder.
Her legs look fantastic- just like the rest of her! Back off losers!
Britney is the one with huge ass linebacker cankles. I hate Paris, but her legs are not huge.
Her legs look fantastic- just like the rest of her! Back off losers!
I wish Paris would die, but whats wrong with her legs? If you're not talking about the big ass bruise I don't get it.
shut up Jenn your face is bruised
I think Paris is freakin horrible but come on, her legs look great... I mean, what the hell is perfect if you think this is bad? get in the real world
I think Paris is freakin horrible but come on, her legs look great... I mean, what the hell is perfect if you think this is bad? get in the real world
she's not horrible dummy
I think Paris is freakin horrible but come on, her legs look great... I mean, what the hell is perfect if you think this is bad? get in the real world and stop making lame comments just to get a rise... you've got a whole audience here yet you just blab out shallow diahorrea.. you and Paris are one in the same empty space
she's not horrible dummy your mother is empty lol
horrible:
1. Arousing or tending to arouse horror; dreadful
2. Very unpleasant; disagreeable.
really? cause that sounds like paris to me
she's not horrible dummy your mother is empty lol
horrible:
1. Arousing or tending to arouse horror; dreadful
2. Very unpleasant; disagreeable.
really? cause that sounds like
see-through-u's mom and anonymous' dad to me LOL HAHAHAHAHA
can you define in what context Paris is 'nice', do you mean nice like "she looks real nice in that red dress" or nice as in kind to others and an asset to the human race? Cause I think it might be the first nice you mean, and I think you'll find that kind of nice doesn't stack up when the chips are down and you're flat on your arse in jail.. shhe should be glad she didn't kill someone DUI, she'd be facing a hell of a lot longer... now that wouldn't be very nice
you shutting up Anonymous would be nice as in shut the fuck up nice
she kind and looks nice in that red dress
lol anon
some people can't spot a compliment.. pretty for sure, I was saying her legs look hot.
nice.. hmmm, maybe its me that's horrible then. This persons right _ I'm gonna try and be more like Paris and go cancel my child sponsership this year and go buy a couple of $250 tubes of lipstick instead.. that will make me a nicer person
shut up haters
who is Tori Spelling?
Wow -anyone who is defending Parisite and thinks she is 'kind' or 'nice' needs to check out the videos etc. from the whole "Paris Exposed" site. Parisite is a racist, homophobic, fake little sl*t who needs to be locked up for waaaay longer than 23 days. I hope some big black lesbian b*tch teaches her a lesson in prison.
sorry if somebody taped your personal conversations i'm sure by the way you are trashing people on this site Anonymous you've had hateful racist things to say to ur friends and family..oh wait...you dont have any
she's paris that's her ugly ugly ugly and scheletric foot black BITCH!you're noth
You people are ruthless low life LOSERS
SATAN IS SAVING A SPOT IN HELL FOR:
YOU HATERS!
BTW
WE LOVE:
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Britney Spears
Lindsay Lohan
Paula Abdul
BYE BYE, DEMENTED FREAKS who ENDORSES HATRED
HELL IS AWAITING.....ETERNAL DAMNATION FOR:
YOU HATERS
and anyone who talks BAD about Paris Nicole Linds Brit or Paula LOL is going DIRECTLY to HELL do not pass go do not collect $200
and it ain't The Hilton in hell, all you CREEPS who talk smack about these talented beautiful women who made MISTAKES!
anyone who talks BAD about Paris Nicole Linds Brit or Paula LOL is going DIRECTLY to HELL do not pass go do not collect $200
and it ain't The Hilton in hell, all you CREEPS who talk smack about these talented beautiful women who made MISTAKES!
June 1, 2007 3:54 AM
Posted by: J
I swear to God, can anyone in Hollywood do anything right by your standards? She doesn't eat, she eats too much, she doesn't work out, she's going overboard. WTF! I don't particularly enjoy Paris Hilton's brand of celebrity, but come on give the girl a break!!
Shes a complete whore but her calves look anything BUT fullback. Way to reinforce HOllywood's "deathly thin is in" mantra. Loser.
I took one look at those feet and I knew at once who it was. Great legs, its just those feet. Stick a couple of popsickle sticks in those things and you have a two-masted schooner.
I took one look at those feet and I knew at once who it was. Great legs, its just those feet. Stick a couple of popsickle sticks in those things and you have a two-masted schooner.
Hey X17. I don't see what you claim in the photo. Slow news day for you clowns?
Do you guys date skeletons? Fullback legs? You guys need to get out more often.
I said it before and I'll say it again, she's a man baby!
Hey, the X17 writer who put the caption under BEAUTIFUL Paris Hilton's pic of her calf calling it the calf of a football linebacker probably just did it to get us to look at the picture and try to guess who it belongs to. I WISH THEY WOULD NOT BELITTLE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. I hate that so many people put such hateful, jealous comments under in the comments section. If you can not say something NICE then say NOTHING AT ALL. Paris is not obese (like most people in the USA and other countries)and dresses well (unlike some WalMart people) and Paris made a sex tape that got sold by her boyfriend at the time. (How many others have probably done that?) Well 2 out of 3 ain't bad choices. Keep Paris in your heart and don't post mean thing about her. She is a nice person who made some young and dumb errors. She will be a great adult.
Are you freakin' kidding? I'm picturing the person who posted that idiotic comment about Paris' legs either typing while hanging over the toilet with their finger down their throats or hunches over their keyboard in the dark typing with overworked carpales and noodles for biceps!
Ok...now I'm annoyed...scrolling down the home page I find more pics of Paris in her red dress and heels and (suprise suprise) no bruise. Hhhmmm...all for the sake of a better headline. I'm done with this site...two days was all it took to figure out it's crap. TMZ.com is waaaaay better!
There is nothing wrong with her legs, other than the bruise. Muscle is sexy and no one wants a string bean