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Life Is Heel
Posted on Thu Jan 11, 2007 09:04 AM PDT

The Gods of Fashion decreed a long time ago that thou shalt not wear white after labor day - and even Paris Hilton can't catch a break! We caught the hotel heiress collapsing to the streets of Beverly Hills after one of her heels snapped; luckily the heiress had a spare pair of shoes handy, although her backup Brauns stood out from the rest of her outfit. Still, hats off to Paris for maintaining her composure!
Oh snap!
Paris dips it low
Brains over browns
Don't worry, Paris - Stavros might pick you up a new pair of Louboutins for Valentine's Day!
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Comments
What a crack up! I wish there was video of this. Nicky is busting up in the last pic.
Well, you can't blame Paris.
Her herpes probably just spread all the way down to the heel of her foot and ate through her shoe that's all.
Valtrex Paris, val-trex.
Oh Goodness...."Paris dips it low" that is hilarious...I sure hope you guys have the video. If you do please, please, please post it!!!
I love to see the video too. Trust it to happen to her though... lol!!
jus my luck, a chance to see some WORTHWHILE vid and none of those faggy pappis are able to accomplish the job!!!!!
jus my luck, a chance to see some WORTHWHILE vid and none of those faggy pappis are NOT able to accomplish the job!!!!!
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKIN HERPES ALREADY!!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THAT SHIT, I BET U HAVE HERPES!!!! THAN AGAIN YOUR PROLLY SOME FAT NASTY SKANK WHO CAN'T GET LAID SO U BASH PARIS, CUZ SHE CAN!!! PARIS ROX!!!!
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKIN HERPES ALREADY!!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THAT SHIT, I BET U HAVE HERPES!!!! THAN AGAIN YOUR PROLLY SOME FAT NASTY SKANK WHO CAN'T GET LAID SO U BASH PARIS, CUZ SHE CAN!!! PARIS ROX!!!!
Proof postitive that thousands of dollars don't buy you good shoes - Payless rules! It would have been so great if she would have broken her ankle....
Why is this bimbo popular?
What does she do?
WHy is she always on the freakin phone ?
I suppose in Penis Hilton's world, "maintaining her composure" when the heel breaks off a shoe would be the limit. In the real world, credit for maintaining one's composure would be given when you've found out your son or daughter is being sent to Iraq. Jesus. Penis Hilton is a distraction from the real world - nothing more than that. She plays her "image" to the hilt(on) with that fake fraggle hair and fake blue contacts. Loser. Oh, and Stavros will never marry you, bitch!! THERE'S a bit of real world for you, ho.
You guys should just rename this sight..PARIS...SO SICK OF HER AND BRITNEY. Of all the CELEBRITIES..you guys follow these two!
White after Labor Day? That shit doesn't count here in Southern Cal. Go back to Arkansas with your "great journalism."
I luv nicky's jeans
UGH, CAN U SAY...PARIS STALKER???
YOU'RE RIGHT. THE BITCH DOESNT HAVE HERPES........(LAUGHING)
SHE HAS HERPES AND WHATEVER OTHER DISEASES ARE KNOWN TO MANKIND....FILTHY SKANK.
PARIS ROX??? IS THAT A JOKE?
THIS FUGLY WHORE LOOKS LIKE BIG BIRD'S EXTRA.
IF YOUR DUMBASS THINKS THAT THIS PIECE OF SHIT ROCKS, YOU ARE EITHER BLIND OR TOTALLY BRAIN DEAD.
THE HOE FLASHES HER PLEASURE HOLE, FLASHES HER ITTY BITTY COMMITTEE TITTIES, SMOKES, CLUBS, SAYS "THAT'S HAWT" EVERY FUCKIN' SECOND OF THE DAY AND HUMPS MEN LIKE THEIR GOING OUT OF FASHION.
IF YOU WORSHIP THIS TROLL WHO PORTRAY'S WOMEN AS A PIECE OF MEAT INSTEAD OF AN INTELLIGENT HUMAN BEING THEN...YOU'RE IN A WORLD ALL YOUR OWN.
GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A BLENDER DUMBASS.
PS- I KNOW YOU HAVE HERPES SO QUIT PUTTING THE BLAME ON SOMEONE ELSE YA FAT WHORE!
yes it is but not for her
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Paris has no ASS whatsoever! Just her back then straight right to her thighs!
So unattractive!
luv her LV speedy bag~
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I gotta see it - lmao!!!
Gees ... this chick! start of the week she runs out of gas at an intersection, following nite she crashes into garbage cans at her house & then she loses her heel!
That pic of her trying to walk along with one broken shoe is a classic and speaks volumes. The "image" took a bit of a beating eh. She is either on another fake phone call or calling the shoe designer to call 'em a cunt.
No one goes by the old 'No white rule" in California. So she breaks a heel, most females can relate.
Paris is beautiful
No one goes by the old 'No white rule" in California. So she breaks a heel, most females can relate.
Paris is beautiful
All the people who scream herpes are just a bunch of jealous bitches.
They envy Paris her wealth,so they start stupid rumors.
Go fuck yourselves,haters.
WOW!!!!! I bet she paid a TON for those shoes!!!!! SEE It's all the same crap!!! Just costs more!!!!!
Saudigirl complaining about Paris Hilton's ass really takes the cake!
Ever looked at yourself in the mirror when you take a bath???? FYI, a bath is what Americans take Every Day instead of once a week.
Maybe you should consider your own smelly hairy puss and your Own fat ass.Go tickle yourself somewhere.
Oh really? Anonymous?!! You think I should be offended by your comment?!!
Completely Racist and certainly nothing new to some un-educated americans?! You think you really know everything do you?! Poor Guy/Girl!! Thank God I'm someone who travelled the world and knows about other cultures more than you do OBVIOUSLY! And I bet you think Mexicans just dance everyday and make tacos.. And Chinese people just play karate everyday! So ignorant, I don't even know HOW to respond! Good luck in your life sister/brother .. You sure as hell gonna need it!
... And FYI , I live in a huge house with 12 bathrooms in it! I think I know what a BATH is! Ok? .. But I'm not sure you know what CLASS is .. Coz your comment is the absoloute opposite of it!
Get on a plane and read a few books .. will ya? .. I'm sure your ignorance does not end here, there's plenty more for you to learn! .. Ever noticed that I speak English (which is not the language of my Country) plus Arabic (My country's language) AND French! and you probably don't even know how to speak proper ENGLISH let alone learn a new language!
nickys living this hehehe theyre so cute
Saudigirl's family probably cleans 12 bathrooms in Belair LOL.
That's why she comes here bitching out Paris.
Oh and I bet her dad is the one with the leafblower on his back.
LMAO.
Welcome to America - this IS still a very racist country and therefore it wasn't very smart of you to make unkind remarks about Paris Hilton.
GET IT???
People in glass houses should not throw stones at others.
Living in a house with a bathroom does not mean people know how to use one.
The dimwit thinks she is the only one who speaks several languages,sheesh.
STUPID!
I love Paris Hilton and I was offended too by Saudigirl's remarks about Paris Hilton's ass.
Fucking fanatical idiots, they think they can take over the world and their capital will be Jerusalem. NOT SO.
You're just like everyone else here and YOU were the one showing NO CLASS with your dumb remarks!
Paris looks very pretty in every outfit and there is absolutely nothing wrong with her ass, or her feet, or whatever.
SAUDI GIRL PROBABLY DRINKS THE TOLIET WATER OUT OF ALL 12 BATHROOMS
She has big feet for a girl....
Does that mean she has a big dick too?!?!?!?
Since Saudi Girl speaks French, maybe she can give blowjobs in French - moaning MonDieu,monDieu.....
Not that there is anything wrong with that, Lol.
5:24 pm
No, I think Saudigirls only have one piece of equipment, just like all other girls. But I think it goes sideways.
Good grief.That totally sucks. I'm not a PAris fan at all, but, I have to give props to anyone who broke their heel, and kept on going without throwing a fit like a three year old, and screaming at your sister ordering her to go get you some new ones immediately. You go girl. But, for the Paris bashers...calm down...you dont have to talk nasty about her at every single chance you see her. Geezus...
Does your ear fall of after having a cell phone shoved up your ear for most of the time you're awake?
Don't know don't care but I'm willing to shove my boot up your ass.
Fucking racists americans!! You think you live in the best country of the world..open your eyes pleaseeee and notice there are wayyy other countries better than yours!! Oh god!! and you "anonymous" try to get over your lack of class and never again insult somebody like that becasue she has offended Paris Hilton´s ass (or better said the lack of it!!)
Americans you totalyy suck!!!
Fucking racists americans!! You think you live in the best country of the world..open your eyes pleaseeee and notice there are wayyy other countries better than yours!! Oh god!! and you "anonymous" try to get over your lack of class and never again insult somebody like that becasue she has offended Paris Hilton´s ass (or better said the lack of it!!)
Americans you totalyy suck!!!
i no u r but what m i?
I'm sorry to say that, but her feet are just huuuuuuuuuuuge and I do agree with the comments about Paris's ass: she has none.
check out Paris' when she wears those new bellbottom sweatpants. It looks like she's trying to cover them up but they actually look even bigger! It looks like she's wearing rollerblades!
Thank You, South American Gal .. Appreciate it! At least someone here knows HOW to speak their mind! .. And MY GOD, even when I explained to you that WE HAVE BATHROOMS, you still went ahead -- MIKE --!! You're so ignorant. you still want to have that urge to offend someone, well thank god I'm not, sorry to disappoint you! And I'm sure Also just because you have a Brain in your head doesn't mean you know how to use it, right? .. Just working on your theory, pal! .. But then again, who knows? It's probably my fault, you see I "thought" that the majority of sane people don't "idolize" Paris the way that you do! .. It's just an ASS comment, Will you get over it, PLEASE?!
Hey Saudi BITCH!!!!
I see YOU were upset that I said people who have bathroom's don't always know how to use them. I GUESS THAT MUST BE TRUE ABOUT YOU SINCE YOU TOOK IT SO HARD!!!!! I DIDN'T EVEN SAY YOU NAME...HA!!! HA!!!
I WAS JUST MAKING A JOKE, BUT I GUESS THE TRUTH HURTS!!!!!
NOW GO WIPE YOU ASS!!!! AND WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER!
Just to let you know....I hate Paris.
racists americans: That's FUNNY!!! We're one of the ONLY COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD THAT WILL LET ANYONE LIVE HERE! That's how come we keep getting into trouble!!! Start looking around the world & you'll see most countries don't let people in to visit or move in without REAL screening!! THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!!! It has nothing to do with the "catch fraise" racism. What a joke. It has to do with protecting YOUR OWN COUNTRY OF ORIGIN! Americans need to STOP falling for this CRAP & start protecting what the founding fathers worked SO HARD FOR!!!!
Sorry to say..but it seems you have no idea about other countries...Or how people die to get a visa to visit USA because you don´t let everybody walk around your god damn country as the please. FYI in Argentina ( yes, you probably won´t know where it is..not in Africa aahh!!) people don´t need anything to come ..just their ID and passport!! so that´s how a welcoming country acts..
And yes!! you´re totaly racists, just look some comments above and you´ll find that some Americans..yes americans have been disgustingly impolite towards a girl who just said something about Paris lack of ass ( which, by the way is tootaly true)
So get over it..you´re not as good as you think you´re!!
hahaha that's funny, a week ago i broke my boots heel on the streets! and walked as funny as she did on the 3rd picture! ahaha i'll never forget that feelin
And she didnt even drop the blackberry...
She stinks I can smell her from here. Drip Drip
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ALL STAY THE FUCK OUT OF AMERICA!!!! WE DO NOT WANT TO BE OPEN TO THE WORLD!!! IT'S OUR COUNTRY & IT SHOULD SAY THAT WAY!! NO OTHER COUNTRY LET'S SO MANY USELESS PEOPLE JUST MOVE IN WITHOUT GIVING SOMETHING BACK!!!! WE ARE SICK OF GETTING STUCK WITH THE WORLDS GARBAGE & HAVING TO SUPPORT THEM ALL! IF YOU ASSHOLE THINK AMERICA IS FULL OF RACISTS THAN STAY THE FUCK IN YOUR OWN COUNTRIES!!!!!
I am an American female, born and raised in Virginia. Paris has a flat ass. Haters on your marks...stand back people...here it comes!
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