Not only has Guy Ritchie moved on from ex-wife Madonna with 29-year-old model Jacqui Ainsely -- the two just announced that they're expecting their first child together!

"They have been keen to start a family. We expect to hear wedding bells next year," a source told the Daily Mail. "Jacqui was crying with joy when she found out. They went on holiday because Guy is desperate for her to take it easy. He won't let her do anything more strenuous than argue over baby names."

Ritchie and Ainsely have been dating for over a year, and the director has sons Rocco, 10, and David, 5, with Madonna.

Last night Jude Law, Robert Downey Jr. and Guy Ritchie attended the UFC Ultimate Fight Night at the O2 Arena in London, and the Sherlock Holmes crew looked like they were having a blast. Hey, there's nothing more exciting than watching a couple of shirtless men clobber each other!

The boys are back in the UK to shoot the Sherlock Holmes sequel, which will be released in December of 2011. Can't wait for that!

From scrubby to sexy!

Jude Law took the train to Paris last night in order to film a Dior commercial today with his Sherlock Holmes director Guy Ritchie. I've always thought of Jude as more of a model than actor! Those smoldering good looks - such a turn on!

Obviously not the best husband, but whatevs.

They may not be boys anymore, but RDJ and Jude Law have never looked hawter than they did at the Sherlock Holmes premiere last night!

And not to be outdone by his ex, Madonna, who brought daughter Lourdes to the premiere of Nine, Guy Ritchie brought Rocco as his date to Sherlock Holmes! It doesn't take a detective to figure out that Madge was, not surprisingly, absent from the premiere.

Guy Ritchie is an awesome director, and he was once married to Madonna, but does that make it okay for him to waltz into Voyeur dressed like he's ready for an evening with the remote and a bowl of popcorn? This isn't even California casual - it's straight up scrub status!

Looks like someone's got a case of the Megan Foxies!

Guy Ritchie sat down for a lengthy interview with Esquire magazine, and he talks about everything from Sherlock Holmes to his love for jiu jitsu to his famous ex-wife. Guy comes across as a likable bloke (he's already rubbed off on us!) but we were stunned to see him open up about his bitter and highly publicized divorce.

When asked about Madonna, the famous director says, "She's a manifester, if there ever was one. First-rate manifester. Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any twenty-three-year-old, she'll outwork them, outdance them, outperform them. The woman is broad. And, of course, here you go: I still love her. But she's retarded, too."

Guy continues, "You can't tell someone when they're getting divorced that their pain is an illusion. I'm f*cking telling you, I feel it, I've been through that. You have, too. No one can say you don't feel that. That's the illusion of the illusion. The biggest fundamental is, you need a little ignorance."

I never thought I'd be able to type "Madonna" and "retarded" in the same sentence without getting in trouble, but Guy said it, not me! And he did praise her before he insulted her, so it's all good, right?

Madonna won an undisclosed amount in damages against the The Daily Mail for publishing stolen photos of her wedding to Guy Ritchie in 2000.

The AP reports that Madonna had been seeking damages in the amount of $8 million.

The photos were copied from an album in her Beverly Hills home by an interior designer who was hired three years after she exchanged vows with her now ex-husband. The designer only recently decided to profit on the photos, allowing a woman to sell them to the Mail, who published them last year, just after news of the divorce broke.

Madonna's attorney says she's donating all proceeds from the case to her Raising Malawi charity.

Sherlock Holmes director Guy Ritchie - more commonly known as Madonna's ex-hubby - chilled out in Malibu over the weekend with buddy Jason Statham. Maybe they talked about Lady Gaga on SNL and Jesus Luz!

Oh wait, that was me.