The Least Wussy Moment In Coldplay History - Martin Tells Paps to "F*ck off!"

He seems like such a dickhead.
I bet Gweneth is miserable in that marriage.

They're tired of being fucked with

why do photogs act surprised? don't they get it?

why would they try so hard to not get pictured together? How odd!

OK. Ms Gwyneth Ono certainly is not THAT EASY GOING person.... If he is so happy, why so nervous????

Who is Bono´s wife? That the answer. He knew what he was doing. Pay the price, Chris.

I'd hate to be followed by paparazzi, but Chris Martin is obviously a total a@#hole!

Chris Martin is a dumb ass.
If he don't want this kind of stuff he could have said no when Paltrow came sleezing in his face, but he really wants this.
He need to face up to it instead of acting like an asshole I really think it's him. I believe GP love the Hollywood attention he just refuses to walk next to her.
This sorry couple almost remind me of Fugs and Jugs, Mayer knew to be with JS he would have to deal with this, so that's why he's with JS, to get his picture in the magazines and online.
So get the shots and keep up the great work X-17 we love it and the celebs love it two even though some act like assholes.

don't you go to The Ivy to be photographed? So what's the problem?

Who wouldn't be pissed if you had people following you and snapping pictures all the time. I like to see pictures of the stars, but jeez the paparazzi are so aggressive. Look at how they go right up to the car and out the camera to the windshield. They should have to stay so many feet away from the person they are snapping pictures of. That would drive anyone crazy. I can see why Britney had a breakdown.

This is way too bizarre. I can't imagine why a married couple with two children would not want to be photographed together. UNLESS: Maybe they aren't together? I read a short while ago that Gwynnie was not happy and planned to spend way more time state-side. As for him being a dick, well, she's no prize package either. They deserve each other. Better them than inflict it on anyone else.

Her hair is terrible!!!! She's looks like an older women trying to be young again with it! Cut it off!!!!!!

I prefer to call her Yoko Paltrow. Coldplay is basically over. It won't be long before he'll be trying to launch some crappy solo album.

you guys are all stupid!let them have their privacy!did u see how many flashes were goin off an how that guy with the video camera was right in gwyns grill!!leave them alone!!

I wouldn't want to be pictured with the miserable twat either! I could never understand why she married him, he looks like he needs a good bath!

For the poster who called Chris a "dumb ass", perhaps you should call him for grammar lessons. I'm pretty sure he knows that you never say "if he don't".

For the poster who called Chris a "dumb ass", perhaps you should call him for grammar lessons. I'm pretty sure he knows that you never say "if he don't".

ummm....ok how would you like to be photographed after coming out of a lunch... i mean yeah he asked for this by picking this marriage and this job but you dont know what went on during that lunch or how his life is going right now do you? no.. you dont and for calling her yoko paltrow..i mean come on..i think coldplay is getting better with every album...how would you like to walk out and have a random guy ask how your marriage is going or hey chris and then have a flash go off in your face with 20 others.. its probably annoying..so yeah.. go live that life and then come back and talk like hes an asshole still..

no not everyone goes to a popular restaurant to get photographed.. maybe its the food!! & its funny how the paps at the end tells chis u fuck off.. well how can he if ur following him?? dumbass. & how are u gonna rag on this guy for the paps invading his privacy?? he has all the right to get mad. how the hell are u gonna flash cameras less then a feet from someones face when their driving?? there should be a law on how far u can have to be cause w/ all the technology out there u can get a pic from 5 feeet away.

Is she pregnant again? They deserve each other. Maybe he is not happy being a dad again????

Gwyneth Paltrow is a crazy, mixed up freak!.
Chris Marting albums are SHITTY, PANSY CRAP.
Gwyneth looks like a old fat cow with age issues, that's why she's growing her hair long-she thinks she will look younger but she really look stupid.

Chris is just upset because he is STILL NOT THOM YORKE. Gwynnie needs a haircut! And stop going to the IVY if you're so "down to earth" and "lowkey." Publicity hounds!

You people are so dumb. How would you like to be photographed every freakin time you went out with your spouse/partner? Such an invasion of privacy. Or flashes in your eyes at night before you drive away? No fun. I do feel bad for them and I too would have told the paps to F*ck off as well!

How about Paltrow F*ck off when her movie is set to releash and she needs people to come buy tickets with their hard earn money which will make the movie a hit. Which will help them to afford the IVY or How about when Martin releashed a CD and he needs people to buy it then we will tell him to F*ck off.
Sick of these two duds I hope they both bomb.

They went to Ivy at the Shore to have dinner???? Don't they have better taste? The food at the Ivy is nothing special, they specialise is snottiness for the middle classes. There are many better restaurants in Santa Monica if you want a tasty meal.

this is the funniest shit ever chris martin is a legend and all you haters can go smoke ice, coldplay forever

Chris Martin Rocks. Way to tell the Paps! Seriously, can't we
respect a celebrities privacy? Especially for a band member in the biggest band in the world. I mean come on, the guy barely gets to see his wife nowadays.

If these two Major Jerks wanted privacy they could have stayed home and order out...BAM...instant privacy.
They wanted that kind of attention that's why they went to the IVY.
They have shit for brains.
Martin looks like a wussy with his wife coming out first to make sure the path is clear, backs the car up so Pansy don't step in any mud...what man sends his lady outside first?
What's going on with that wicked witch stringy hair? She should cut that mess and is that another baby?

I prefer to call her Yoko Paltrow. Coldplay is basically over. It won't be long before he'll be trying to launch some crappy solo album.
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And I call Coldplay and Gwyneth haters retarded.

"If he don't want this kind of stuff"


It's DOESN'T, knucklehead.

I'm laughing at all the hateful people here who need spelling and remedial writing classes.

You people are pathetic.

go to the hell u guys... they just don't want to be bothered all the time, think like if it was u! that's problem the worst thing ever, be falled all the time...

Stupid comes out of the IVY and do not expect to have his picture taken.
Very strange!

Did you notice how the pap just places his camera lens on the windshield and snaps away right in Gwen's face? I'd get pretty tired of it too. They are so intent on getting a good picture, they forget to consider the person who's space they are violating. I know that celebs have to accept this as part of their life, but it's ridiculous. If the paps were a bit gentler I don't think the celebs would have such a problem with it. P.S. I LOVE CHRIS MARTIN! Can't wait to see Coldplay again *sigh*

This is a message board not English 101, however since someone wants to play teacher and student, then I will gladly help out. Here are more papers to grade.
Have you seen wussy Coldplay perform?
He jumps around like he is in the middle of a seizure.
When GP talk it seems as though she has lockjaw.

I love X-17 please, please keep up the excellent work, your pictures are awesome! CHRIS MARTIN IS A GAWKY SHIT HEAD! maybe he can learn to stay out of public.

Chris and Yoko Paltrow should stay home and have delivery service bring the food to them or how about she cook at home.

Chris Paltrow should stay home and keep the babies and have dinner ready when Gwyneth home, like a good little wife.

te podes ir bien a la mierda
hija de re mil cocha puta paltrow pedorra!
no se como chris se caso con vos!
de seguro lo obligaste o algo por el estilo!
pedazo de imbesil.. pelotuda!!

no sabes apreciar a tu familia!
tenes verguenza de q te vean con chris en el mismo aunto?
porq? porq sabes q sos peor q el
y te supera por mucho.. demasiado el!

no es para vos pedazo de pene!!

tremenda conchuda vos paltrow!

Chris was decent in the other picture with Apple he should have just keep walking I think he did kinda act silly.

I agree with the first poster he seems like a dickhead.
I think there is trouble in the marriage with this kind of odd behavior.

What odd behavior? They don't want their pictures taken. Oh, that's right, she's not flashing her private parts so she must be crazy. Listen up people, you can't be Gwyneth, so please get over it.

Yes, Yoko Paltrow is destroying his life. She is so gorgeous that Brat Pitt, Ben Affle said no.

She needed an Apple to hold him.

Yoko Paltrow: How can you have 2 babies sofar and let them choose their religions? This means in near future, TROUBLE ....

Yoko Paltrow: wot will happen when you are over???? Do you have a mirror? Who are you without money?????

It is a shame..... really a shame! In Brazil he asked? Wot is your favourite sex position, in US F@@ off!!!

Get a divorce, Mr. Martin

Watch Heidi and Seal when they come upon photog's real class act there, not like these two knobheads.

How classy is getting knocked-up in the back of a tour bus.

Why can't he walk next to her?
We all know they are married, odd really odd.
What if she trip, sure would be nice if he caught her.

Awwh! Everyone's been kind of harsh. Chris is pretty cool. Coldplay's music isn't half bad. And as bizzare as his children's names may be they're cute kids. Gwyneth on the other hand isn't that great. Needs a hair cut. =] I think Chris was a bit OTT there wasn't that many paparazzi.

Mirna - People get married based on what now? Deb - Since you were there, why don't you tell us.

I have a question? What did she ever do to you? Tell me why she hurts you so much?

Come on, tell me... I can be your therapist.

right Mirna if it were not for the apple their would not be a marraige now I understand CM's anger.

You guys are so miserable and pathetic.Who can you evevn read or watch this stuff.You
are all just bunch of losers.You don't know what to do with your life.

Hahah..I would tell you to fuck off too.

I wonder how bad this movie of Paltrow's going to flop lol

LEAVE THEM ALONE. THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO THERE OWN PRIVACY. JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE.

Make 'em suffer! Go job X17. That Martin is a a-hole. The same goes for her limey wannabe wife.
He was going on and on about how bad capitalism was before his new album was released last year. He seems to be doing just fine.

They are both beautiful and talented people, hence the constant paparazzi. All they want is some privacy, like everyone else.

What's the problem ? Chris just wants a life without paps... it's sounds logical, doesn't it? And he isn't an ass hole, he is a genius, have you ever listen Coldplay's music ?!

i still love chris martin. those paparazzis are a--holes!!! they're always ambushing the celebs. they deserve what chris martin did. they should f---off!!!

i really feel sorry for them. Yeah, they're a celeb couple and they should accept that they will be hounded by paps, but that doesnt mean they HAVE to always put on an act and be all smiles and chummy with paps. They ARE human, and i don't think anyone on the face of this earth could stand being photographed everywhere they go.

Chris isnt always rude to paps. He does have his good days and sometimes he has his bad days. This was just prbably a bad time for him and he wasnt in the mood.

watching that vid made me so depressed. Poor Gwyn reminded me of animals in zoos being watched and photographed like some kind of freak. :(

I can understand them. I would go crazy, when They followe me all the time as well ! Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltro are celebrities that are down to earth. They do they job great. She's a great actress, he's a great singer ( coldplay is a great band) They don't need alll these f***ing pictures, they want to have a normal life

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i hate paparazzis...i'm sure everyone else wouldn't want photographers hanging around 24/7 with a camera in your face all the time...saying "f*** off" is more than understandable...i'd be annoyed too.