Teen Vogue Smackdown!

1st shes a doosh

Ashley has got the sweet and innocent look nailed. Beautiful!!!!

in the top pic, her eyes are slightly going two different directions. it freaks me out. and jessica is way hotter.

yup, jessica is hotter...but I love Ah anyway :B
lol

At least Hayden has style. Unlike your idol.

IT'S HER GREY TEETH! SHE NEEDS TO GET SOME WHITE STRIPS!!

She looks like Vampira awakened from the dead. She's trying too hard to be pretty. She should be more natural.

I think her teeth are grey!!!

Her teeth aren't just grey, they're crooked!

ashlee looked better with the big round jew nose. nobody gives a shit about this idiot lip syncher anyway. nobody can even remember any of her songs.

hayden seriously has baby titties...
she needs a training bra STAT!!

most likely hayden wears PADDED bras

ashley>jessica

Jessica is still hotter

She clearly hasn't worn her retainer in years because her teeth are growing more and more crooked. She's starting to have Avril Levine teeth. Blech. What happened? The Simpson girls used to have better teeth than they have these days. Jessica's are shifting too. They both need braces.

hayden is way hotter than ashley !

Would someone please tell her that the black nail polish looks nasty on her? She does NOT have the hands to pull that look off. She never has. Black nail polish is for posers who try way too hard, anyway. But add to that, the shape of her fingers and her hands look as though they belong on a 12 year old boy. Dark nail polish, in general is unflattering on her.
And finally, would all of you lazy a**es who like to wear nail polish at least have enough self-discipline and dignity to keep it looking fresh? I am so tired of seeing wealthy Hollywood girls with peeling nail polish on their nails. There is no excuse for that and it's a look that belongs to low-income elementary-aged girls. Seriously, these girls need to freaking grow up and take a personal hygeine class or something. I don't think any of them bathe, wash their hair, do their nails, or launder their clothes. Dirty is not sexy.

Oh, and.......gray teeth = gross.

That's what it is!! Her teeth are more crooked than I've ever seen them and man are they ever not white.

I just want to ask you kids out there to buy ASSlee's CDS ect. , my pay check is still getting smaller , ASSlee's nose is growing back and ya'll have figured out that Jessica is really a man , a man with NO talent ! Perez has more talent than Jessica !

i bet you that she is on drugs in this picture. and i think that we all know what drug. COCAINE!!!!!

Holy Kakapoopee!!

i think her teeth look really nice- could maybe be whitened a little but i like that they are a little crooked i think its pretty. i mean c'mon do you really think her teeth should be un naturally straight and perfect like britneys? she looks like a plastic doll its gross.

problem with ashlee is that there is something stagnant about her soul and it shows through her outer beauty.

Its creepy but Ash kinda looks like a cross between Calista Flockhart and Sarah Michelle Geller... poor Ashlee, she's usually not fugly like that...

Hayden looks 35 already. Probably to do with those freaky eyebrows.

Ashlee looks like she showed up with those undereye circles and some desperate makeup artist tried to put more shadow under there and pretend they were purposefully dark.

maybe ashlee is "hotter" because she pretty much "gutted" her face, and purhchased herself a brand new one. Just like they do on those house flipping shows.

Ashley's nose is looking crooked, (and still kinda big) like it did not set well after her nose plastic surgery (she still will not admit to) when they shaved half a yard off of her big ugly schnooze.

One of her cheek implants has slipped down a little

Hyden is a stump

these two bitches are nothing more than a couple of skanky fucking ho's

hayden looks so old on that pic: she looks like lisa kudrow

Both look about 40 years old. In the first pics Asslee is looking fat. Whats with young women looking like old fat pigs.

As it says on the wall behind Assley, "Ho."

Um, no. Hilary looked 10 times better than both of them!

Ashlee's teeth looks weird, but I still LOVE HER!!

HAYDEN DRESSES LIKE MY NANA, SHE LOOKS LIKE A 40 YEAR OLD WOMAN. THAT LITTLE TWAT AIN'T GONNA AGE WELL.

Ashy looks so so BEAUTIFUL! L.O.V.E. ASHLEE SIMPSON :)

What?
Hilary hotter than both of them?
It's a joke right?
Hilary has the biggest hors teeth ever!
And her chin soooo big!
Well, her head is tooo big for her body (that doesn't means that she has brains, she doesn't)

don't you people fucking get it? this girls is constantly changing her appearance to look like someone else and be cool, now it's Averal Levine (or whatever her name is). she is a fucking idiot.

Holy Kakapoopee!

Hyden's legs are VERY short and her calves are extra large, her torso is short with wide hips and a flat butt. She should be wearing very high heels at ALL times, even when she is in bed sleeping.

I love ashlee but I agree that her eye make-up is terrible

To 1:44;

"Black nail polish is for posers who try way too hard"?

Wow; you must be a stereotypical, stuck up BITCH who is too narrow-minded for her own good. Deeper than a puddle.

ok! how many surgeries??? She has a contract with Dr. REy heheheh!..

Both sisters lack talent and charisma

ugly ass white girl, her nose still is fucked up.

YEAH..HER NOSE LOOKED GOOD FOR LIKE THE FIRST 3 MONTHS AFTER SURGERY..

BUT AFTER THAT ITS BEEN GETTING WORSE.

her teeth look grey and she has a snaggle tooth now?

Her NOSE "appears" to be crooked and GROWING longer.....Remember, if you have children with her, the kids will have her BEAK before the surgery.HONK HONK.....

Kanye West's music sucks. He should quit music and take up shining shoes at the airport.

i think ashlee simpsons nose is growing back. shes going to have to hack off another chunk soon. its starting to look like whoopie goldbergs nose only bigger and wider

Guys... she is on SOMETHING. I know its hard to admit.. but.. seriously. Just look at her.

WHATS UP WITH HER TEETH?! WHY ARE THEY SO YELLOWISH-BROWN?! CAN WE SAY BULIMIA!

WHATS UP WITH HER TEETH?! WHY ARE THEY SO YELLOWISH-BROWN?! CAN WE SAY BULIMIA!

WHATS UP WITH HER TEETH?! WHY ARE THEY SO YELLOWISH-BROWN?! CAN WE SAY BULIMIA!

i think that her teeth needs fixing and whightning....duh
and she may consider taking a bath!!!!

ok so its either her teeth or her chin, mabie her eyes, i just dont really like her though but who cares? theres deffinatly something awkward about ashlee