Heidi Montag Photos & Pics Archive

The stars of The Hills were out in Malibu last night to celebrate the premiere of their new season on MTV, and after watching, we gotta say, our only complaint was that we wanted MORE!

There were a few awkward moments (like every time Whitney was onscreen), but overall, we're intrigued.

Guess the hot baseball player, Doug Reinhardt, that we spotted Lauren with last spring was a friend from high school -- we didn't have guys who looked like THAT at my high school! But is it really for real? And what was he doing bro-ing down with Frankie?

As for Lo, whaddya think, real b*tch or just some excellent fake b*tchery for the sake of the dramz?

Same for Spencer -- ya think he'd really be that douchey to Heidi's sister (who we caught hanging with LC -- can't wait for that episode) or is he just playing a part?

I guess we'll just have to stay tuned!

Oh, and check out the gallery below and tell us who you think looked better at the premiere -- Lauren in a long, flowy silk dress, Audrina who went barefoot, or Heidi who showed off her surgically enhanced body in a curve-hugging dress?

It seems like everyone in Hollywood wants (and tries) to be a singer... but that doesn't mean they're actually good at it!

So we've put together a gallery of the sexiest singers we can think of - the pop stars, like Britney, Justin and Madonna, tween sensations like Miley and the Jonas Brothers, and even country gals like Jessica and Carrie - and ask you: Who's the best?

Not to mention...

...who's the worst?

Heidi Montag and boyfriend/manager/producer/co-star Spencer Pratt, totally dressed for fall, seemed completely caught off guard when photogs caught them outside of STK.

What? Cameras? Where?

Heidi also used the opportunity to pose with hug Girls Gone Wild jailbird Joe Francis.

Think Heidi's appearing in any one of his videos soon? Or will it be Heidi's mom making her Wild debut?

It was hard to recognize her in those sunglasses, but our clever commenters id'd Lauren's lunch date as Heidi's sister Holly!!!

WTF, first Lauren befriends Stephanie Pratt and now she's BFFs with Holly Montag? Just what the heck's going on here?

Guess we'll just have to wait for the beginning of season 4 to find out! (Trailer below.)

Heidi and Spencer are back to doing what they do best: shameless self-promotion!

The duo made an appearance at Kitson over the weekend to promote Heidi's clothing line, Heidiwood, as well as some "Team Heidi" tees.

Well, they've definitely got her beat in the promotion department, but do you think Heidi's much less expensive line will beat Lauren's dropped over-priced one?

But not until August 18th on MTV! C'mon, you know you love it.

The drama never ends on The Hills, and the trailer below for season four proves just that! What happens this time around? Heidi fights with Spencer (obvs), Audrina fights with Justin Bobby (duh) and Lauren fights with... Stephanie Pratt? Uh, loves it!

ALSO, check out the pix above of Speidi and Stephanie leaving Boulevard 3 back in April. If you watch the trailer below, you'll see that the three were celebrating the She-Pratt's b-day way back then - and it looks like Lauren Conrad was also in attendance!

We don't have any pix of her though... guess she slipped out the back to avoid being seen!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt prove the existence of their relationship by making out in front of Mr. Chow last night...

We get it, you're as fake as press-on nails!

Now let's move on, k?

For a while, media whores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt - of The Hills "fame" - amused me. Like, they take themselves SO seriously and go all out with their shameless self-promotion... you (almost) gotta respect such dedication!

But this is getting ridic - first Heidi takes money from a photog when she's strapped for cash for the valet, and now she's walking around in just a bra and making out with Spencer on the street?

Talk about nauseating!

Heidi Montag may claim to be a Republican - but she's clearly got no problem accepting money from others!

The Hills villainess was a little light on cash yesterday after lunching at Ivy On The Shore yesterday, and was forced to ask the paps if they could spare a few bucks for the parking attendant. Luckily for Heidi, the photogs were only too happy to hook Heidi up with a little green. Heidi seemed pleased by the paps' generosity - see? Welfare does work!

I know it's really hard to ID her without the requisite posed candid shots of her smiling cheesily next to her publicity whore of a boyfriend, but yes, this is The Hills villainess Heidi Montag.

What is the world coming to!

The Hills stars - and shameless attention-seekers - Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were spotted shopping at Fred Segal yesterday and... and... they made no attempt to talk to our photogs! In fact, when we approached Heidi, she ducked away into her car!

Can it be - has Hell truly frozen over?

Holy green guy craziness! Jeff Beacher's Oompa Loompas were at it again over the weekend, enjoying Dr. Frank Ryan's Bony Pony Ranch Western Round-Up and Family Barbeque on Sunday.

The partook the pony rides and the dunk tank -- all in the 100-degree weather!

Beacher and his boys were joined by Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at the glorious Malibu Mountains ranch.

Miley Cyrus will host the 2008 Teen Choice Awards, which celebrate the hottest teen icons in film, television, music, comedy, sports and fashion. Today, Fox announced the nominees, and we were thrilled to see some of our favorite celebs on the list!

The CW's Gossip Girl earned an impressive 14 nominations, including Choice TV: Breakout Show, Choice TV Show: Drama, Choice TV Actor: Drama (both Chace Crawford and Penn Badgley) and Choice TV Actress: Drama (both Blake Lively and Leighton Meester).

MTV's The Hills earned several nods including Choice TV: Celebrity Reality, Choice TV: Male Reality/Variety Star (Brody Jenner), Choice TV: Female Reality/Variety Star (both Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad) as well as Choice TV: Villain (Spencer Pratt).

It looks like a lot of celebs are going head to head in the same categories, including Reese Witherspoon's current beau Jake Gyllenhaal (Rendition) and her ex-hubby Ryan Phillippe (Stop-Loss) who are both nominated for Choice Movie Actor: Drama - wonder if there will be any Hills style drama during or after the show?

Iron Man snagged four nominations, including Choice Movie: Action Adventure, Choice Movie Actor: Action Adventure (Robert Downey Jr.), Choice Movie Actress: Action Adventure (Gwyneth Paltrow) and Choice Movie: Villain (Jeff Bridges), while Stop-Loss got a pair of nominations for Choice Movie: Drama, as well as Choice Movie Actor: Drama (both Channing Tatum and Ryan Phillippe). Sex And The City earned a nomination for Choice Movie: Chick Flick.

Teen phenom and host Miley Cyrus earned four nominations for Choice TV Actress: Comedy, Choice TV Comedy, Choice Music: Single and Choice Music: Female Artist, a category she shares with fellow nominees Britney Spears, Fergie, Mariah Carey and Rihanna.

The 10th Annual Teen Choice Awards will be held at the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, California, and will air on Monday, August 4 at 8pm PST on Fox. Starting today, fans ages 13-19 can vote for their favorite nominees at TeenChoiceAwards.com!

Perhaps they were getting footage for a groundbreaking new reality TV show, or maybe, they were just practicing how to use the cameras so Heidi can finally release her own sex tape; either way, we caught Heidi and Spencer with some pretty serious camera gear over the weekend.

Blonde and blonder were in Hollywood on Saturday night at a party for Christian Audigier, and the couple shot video of other celebs, as well as the paparazzi who were shooting them.

The last time our cameramen caught Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, the couple was famewhoring it up for the cameras at a Girls Gone Wild event. Yesterday, however, we caught them walking the red carpet for a much worthier cause - the Elizabeth Glazer Pediatric AIDS Foundation!

Nicely done, you two - after all, if you're one of the lucky people who can command the press' attention, you might as well use use it to call attention to people who really need some help!

A sequence of Speidi kissing, or Speidi kissing with a Girls Gone Wild backdrop behind them? We're still scratching our heads.

We caught up with blonde and blonder at a party for Girls Gone Wild at Les Deux last night. We're wondering if posing for the magazine is next on Heidi's list of aspirations; then again, we're sure she'd rather be a stylist for the mag so the models could sport her exquisite Heidiwood collection!

This is just ridiculous... and sad!

Your favorite reality TV couple, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, have raked in three million bucks in the last two years reports In Touch Weekly. How? From their "TV salaries, club appearances, photo shoots and business deals."

Hey, gotta make it while you can! These Hills stars know their time in the spotlight is limited.

Well, maybe not Heidi - "I plan to win an Oscar," she says.