Heidi Montag Photos & Pics Archive

After being admonished from the panel at The Insider where Spencer Pratt was called "a tool" and told he's got "too much hair gel in his hair" which is affecting his brain, Spencer finally tweeted an apology to Al Roker for calling him "abusive" and saying he looks like he's "about to die!"

The Insider panel, which included Star Jones, acted like strict parents who were disappointed in their willful children.

Heidi (who appears dumber every day) was the first to feel bad, telling the panel, she would love to apologize to Roker and fix their broken relationship. "I was a big fan of you, i'm sorry you got upset but i hope we can talk this out because I think you've contributed a lot to America," Heidi said, addressing Al directly. Then, it was Spencer's turn, and to my surprise he admitted he was sorry, too. "I'm very sorry, but I didn't think people took me so seriously," he said before sending Roker the tweet:

Aww, I think I hate them a little less now!

I think we can all agree that everyone's pretty much over these two, right? Speidi is still in NYC promoting their book and, for some reason, Regis and Kelly let them on their show...

Team Roker!

Rule #1 in How To Be Famous: When engaging in shameless self-promotion of your guide to fame-whoring, make sure your eyes are open and you're actually holding the book upright so people can read the title!

Speidi committed the fame foul outside of the Waverly Inn in New York last night, where they annoyed passerby with their hawking (and let's face it, probably just their general existences.)

We're sure you're rushing out right now to pick up your copy, but before spending the 20 bucks on this waste of paper, here's what you can expect to learn:

* Learn how to say I hate you without opening your mouth--Heidi's exclusive tutorial
* Increase your capacity for evil with Spencer's "Villain-o-meter"
* Discovery why getting and talking about plastic surgery is a must
* Unlock the secrets of celebrity couple math (e.g. Speidi > Heidi + Spencer)
* Mesmerize the media with outrageous behavior
* Bow down to the power of the paparazzi

At least they've gotten one thing right!

Wait, Heidi Montag has friends??? How'd that happen! I thought she only hung out with Spencer?

And they weren't even dressed up for Halloween!

Over the weekend Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt went shopping for costumes at Trashy Lingerie, and they also also took the time to suck face in front of the pack of photogs following them around West Hollywood. The duo then picked up a pair of bright red cowboy boots, and not surprisingly, they were documenting the whole adventure on their own videocamera. We don't even want to know about the other uh, "activities" these two videotape themselves doing ...

Good thing she's got some Starbucks - you need a lotta caffeine in you to push that big cart!

We spotted Heidi Montag (sans makeup) shopping at a pet store for supplies with her hubby Spencer Pratt. Oh, and it looks like they don't already have enough pictures of each other taken by the paps... they need to take the pix themselves!

Sidebar, this is before Steph's DUI. Think Spencer cares?

Just when you thought the cast of The Hills couldn't get more annoying, everyone's individual salaries per episode has been revealed by Nicole LaPorte via The Daily Beast...

Let's break it down!

Kristin "I'm Back" Cavallari - $90,000/episode

Audrina, Heidi and Lo - $100,000/episode each

Spencer Pratt - $65,000/episode (because he only joined as a regular in 2008)

Brody Jenner - $45,000/episode

And what about Lauren Conrad? She earned the most back when she was on - $125,000/episode!

I thought reality TV shows were supposed to be cheap to make???

Guess all that dry shampoo that she's supposedly peddling isn't working too well on her fried hair!

Maybe she needs to put the bleach on hold for a second and go back her natural color.

Can you imagine Heidi as a brunette?

WTF? Heidi Montag is going to be even worse than Elisabeth Hasselbeck!

The reality TV starlet will be co-hosting the popular daytime talk show on October 1st, following in the footsteps of La Toya Jackson and Kate Gosselin before her...

I seriously can't imagine Heidi trying to argue with Whoopi or even Joy. Talk about a mess!

Therefore, I can't wait.

You know, according to them!

MTV's The After Show ventured to the Bahamas a bit ago and put together a special called "Heidi and Spencer Revealed," an interview with the infamous reality TV couple and in it, Speidi claims the following:

- Heidi is "way bigger" than Michael Jackson, says Spencer

- "God created plastic surgeons," says Heidi

- Speidi is the new Brangelina

I know, right? Watch the craziness below!

Courtesy MTV/The After Show

The b*tch is indeed back in the new trailer for the upcoming season of The Hills, and this time it's got more quotables than Mean Girls!

Our favorites include:

"She's like a disease you can't get rid of. "She's the girl who's going to stab us all in the back, and she doesn't care." -- Stephanie

"You f*cked with the wrong girl!" -- Kristin

"I think Holly might need to go to rehab." -- Heidi

"How 'single' is 'single'?" -- Kristin (to Justin Bobby)

"Lauren basically told us she's a man eater. She's a boyfriend stealer." -- Audrina

"It was very vanilla." -- Kristin (on her sex life with Brody)

"If you hear her talk about a baby, just tell her, 'Yo, Spencer's not having a baby for 100 years.'" -- Spencer

This is either going to be the most awesome season yet, or the most awesomely bad season yet! Either way...we're watching!

Do they EVER shut up? It's bad enough that they post 200 tweets a day about how much they love each other and going to church, but Heidi and Spencer Pratt seem to have a comment on everything these days!

Of course, Heidi did receive a lot of backlash for her Miss Universe performance (she shouldn't have been allowed onstage, she stole Britney's outfit from the 2000 VMAs, she lip synched, etc.), and Anderson was one of the many media figures who had something to say about it. We didn't think Heidi's performance was awful, but it certainly wasn't stellar, and Anderson echoed that sentiment when he said, "Don't worry Beyonce, here comes Heidi Montag...with a fresh new way to embarrass herself, take it away Heidi." After watching Heidi's performance, Anderson added, "She twittered to congratulate herself and thanked God. I don't think God had anything to do with this production. If God had time to work on this production and thats the best he could do, we're all in trouble." HA! Can someone please get Anderson an entertainment news show? He's way too snarky and funny to be doing hard news...

Anyway, Spencer felt the need to stand up and defend his wife, and he told Us Weekly, "Between health care, the CIA interrogation techniques and the economy, I think it's funny how the Silver Coyote spent four minutes discussing someone who he claims to not know exists...It's our pleasure to help out anyone whose ratings are in need. We appreciate every second people spend talking about the greatest performance in the history of television, which over a billion people saw."

Ah yes, the greatest performance in the history of television. Can someone please bring these two back to planet earth? On second thought...

Heidi's been making it no secret that she's ready to start a family with her heaven-sent hubby, but are you really ready for The Hills to become A Baby Story?

Well, if Heidi's sister-in-law Stephanie had her way, America's Most Hated couple wouldn't be reproducing for quite a while.

When MTV asked Steph whether or not Speidi would make good parents, Stephanie took a loooong pause before responding "Heidi is 22!"

Even Spencer seems to be the voice of reason - for once. Steph says only Heidi's got the baby fever.

"Here's the deal: Basically, Heidi got married; [then] she's like, 'Oh my God, what do I do?' She's like, 'Thank you, God, for my marriage. What do I do?' I really feel like she went to a bookstore and saw 'Newlyweds: The Wife's Edition,' and so now she's like, 'I still want to get a house with a white picket fence. ... and then probably a dog, and then we'll move on to kids. And I want to take cooking lessons.' "

Ooohh, snap! You really have to check out the video below to catch all of Stephanie's inflections. Forget the Lauren/Heidi feud, is there something going on between Steph and Heidi for next season?

He must be talking about her plastic surgery, right?

Actually, Spencer was referring to her musical "talent"! In an interview with MTV's The After Show, Spencer proclaims that Heidi is the "new, modern day, 2010 Michael Jackson," among other things.

When the reporter points out that the king of pop is dead, Spencer replied, "Yeah, but here it is, it's living, like the holy spirit. Like, Michael Jackson's in heaven. The Holy Spirit now has Michael Jackson juice, so boom! For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with Michael Jackson's divine spirit."

And there you have it...Heidi Montag is possessed!

There, I said it.

She will NEVER be a bona fide pop star, but when you watch her performance from the 2009 Miss Universe competition last night, you have to admit that it could have been way worse!

Remember a pre-nose job Ashlee Simpson and her embarrassing SNL performance from way back when? Or Britney Spears' colossal blunder at the 2007 MTV VMAs? Heidi clearly put a lot of time and effort into her ahem, "musical presentation," and even though it looks like she stole Brit's outfit from the 2000 VMAs, her dance moves were halfway decent and her body looked fantastic, so we won't rip her apart...this time, anyway.

Pics courtesy Playboy

When Heidi Montag's slighty-scandalous photo shoot for Playboy was revealed last week, I'm sure your first reaction was "what does Aubrey O'Day think of Heidi's shots?" Well, luckily, MTV went straight to the source, and not surprisingly, Aubrey thinks her own nudie shots are far superior to Heidi's "no nipples/no cracks" pix.

"There's been so much speculation and competition between the two MTV girls, and I had heard that Spencer made a statement about it, but, I don't know, I think mine's still the winner," said O'Day.

Honestly, with all the airbrushing and fake parts, these two could practically be interchangeable as far as I'm concerned (except for the fact that Aubrey was unafraid to go completely bare, while Heidi left just a few inches to the imagination), but what do you think? Whose spread takes the top prize?

This is just as ridiculous as Brad Pitt making fun of Tom Cruise's last flop!

Heidi Montag sat down with Access Hollywood, and not only does she babble on about how she's going to be a huge pop star and how she wants bigger breasts, but she takes some serious jabs at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie!

When reporter Tony Potts asked what was "wrong" with the hunky actor, Heidi responded, “The old Brad Pitt is definitely old. I think that’s the key. But, you know, my husband’s going to be - there’s no one like him ever. I think he’s going to be President of the United States. He’s a media mogul. Brad Pitt is just an actor. Spencer Pratt is the guru of whatever he wants to do." Forget breast implants, this barbie doll needs a brain implant, stat!

Tony asked Heidi if Spencer "admired the way Brad dumped Jennifer Aniston for Angelina," to which she replied, “No, he doesn’t! No, he doesn’t at all. That is completely fiction! He actually said that is home wrecking, that he feels so bad about Jennifer Aniston, and that he completely doesn’t support [Brad and Angelina]. That actually made him not like them as much. Actually he calls [Angelina] a home wrecking hussy, so I don’t think that’s true." Okay, so Heidi has never pulled an Angelina, but she's not exactly in a position to be calling out Oscar-winners/UN ambassadors! Her ego might actually be bigger than Spencer's, and we really wish someone would put her in her place!

Heidi also revealed that she intends on becoming the next big pop star, saying, "I grew up watching Britney Spears. That’s someone I inspire to be, you know, like, career wise. I think the world is ready for the next pop star and I'm ready to be the next pop galaxy, so here we go." Perhaps someone should transport this space cadet to another galaxy, far, far away?