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Heidi Montag Tweets About Giving Herself "Breast Massage"
Posted on Tue Sep 7, 2010 11:09 AM PDT
Heidi Montag is becoming the unofficial spokesperson for plastic surgery!
Earlier this morning from Costa Rica, she tweeted:
"Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft."
A breast massage isn't the only thing Heidi's been doing to keep her plastic surgery fresh. She's been spotted wearing her "nose tape" to keep her rhinoplasty from migrating ever since she's been in Costa Rica.
Heidi also tweeted about another painful plastic surgery procedure yesterday, saying "Warning: to anyone who is thinking about getting their ears pinned, I learned after the fact it is the most painful surgery a person can get."
So is she trying to become the plastic surgery spokesperson or the example of what NOT to do to yourself?
I think it's the latter for sure!
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Comments
From average to HOT, major upgrade job.
So is she trying to become the plastic surgery spokesperson or the example of what NOT to do to yourself? I think it's the latter for sure!
Starting with her silicone boobage.
I have never massaged my implants and they ARE super soft. Perhaps the risks are different for her abnoxious size boobs.
I would massage her boobs and then blast all over them.
She belongs in porn.
Getting your ears pinned back is not nearly as painful as getting implants. You cannot move your arms for days and it takes a toll on your whole body. Getting your ears pinned back is comparable to the burning feeling you have when you get your ears pierced. Everyone heals differently though.
Hahaha, omg she's way too pathetic! Poor lil Heidi.
wasn't that the midget Spencer's job with his tiny dante hands?
@11:55 180 pound fatassed psychocunt w/ fake tits
barf...
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i have breast implants and never massage them and they are soft... she should really focus on more important things other than her plastic surgeries ,she is beyond s tupid
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LOL @4:40
she should make a breast massage instructional video for her next project! LOL
I'd massage them with some of my man cream, but I'd have to worked it outta the tube, and the tube would be my cock tittyf#cking those sweet jugs of hers.
she's what??? next she will be tweeting that she is stroking her Meow.
Thank you @9.15pm ... your comment made my day! Still laughing