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Heidi Montag Penning "Bourne-Meets-Barbie" Action Movie Script
Posted on Mon Apr 12, 2010 02:50 PM PDT
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Heidi Montag is following in her frenemy Lauren Conrad's footsteps and adding writer to her resume.
But instead of penning a thinly veiled tell-all about her experience on The Hills, Heidi is gunning to become the next Shane Black!
"I’m writing a movie right now. It’s very action packed," the reality star told Us. "It's Bourne-meets-Barbie."
So who would star in her Bourne-meets-Barbie action-packed movie? Heidi, of course!
"I would love to be an action star," she said. "I've trained in knife fighting and guns for over two years with one of the founding members of Saw, [who] was [in] the original Delta Force. So I've been shooting and practicing the whole real-life action figure for years," she revealed. "So I'm very excited to have action roles."
Heidi as the next action star? Does that mean she wants to go more Angelina Jolie in serious action roles or Jennifer Aniston in action comedies? "Actually, I want a combination of both," she said. Course, Montag recently tweeted that she wants to be the blonde Tomb Raider, so we think we know where her loyalties really lie!
I seriously doubt this movie will ever see the light of day, but it's fun to imagine what kinds of crazy things Heidi will dream up!
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Comments
How can she be an action star? She might puncture one or both of those ridiculously big fake windbags on her chest.
SHE'S DELUSIONAL
she can't physically be an action star. she blew it. her body is too fragile now and certainly off balance. she took herself from being a healthy sexy cute girl to be being a ghost of herself and frightening example of insecurity. it seems she is talented, but it's too bad that she couldn't find that confidence in herself to write and be creative otherwise when she was healthy. unfortunately she had to create this freak show to hide in and then feel she could be a go getter. and this is how she creates attention. she felt she couldn't do it as her, so now she is a more amplified version of her and of course it's going to get attention!!! absurd. poor little lonely girl. she is the wrong kind of role model i'm afraid, more like a poster child....
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICES THIS BUTHER RIGHT BREAST SEEMS BIGGER AND LOWER THAN THE OTHER ONE
3:30 Great comment!
she looks like she's ready to take flight with her huge zeppelins on her chest...may she take off and never be seen again.
Heidi Montag seriously needs to listen to herself sometime! I think she's now going BEYOND loony? Does she actually hear what she's saying?!? Ack!!!
OMG.....those boobs!! Yuk, yuk, yuk!! She has ruined herself!
Heidi isn't a woman anymore. She's a blow-up sex doll.
She needs serious mental help.
So many D-actresses idolize Marilyn Monroe. I’m waiting for Heidi to announce Jayne Mansfield is her idol and she wants to do her life story. Of course, Jayne wasn’t a plastic surgery experiment.
Top heavy and ridiculous.
3:38 pm You're right (about the right breast). It larger and lower than the left side. I think these women with their huge balloons are mentally ill. They need to concentrate on perfecting their inner self instead of the outer.
Q: Will she and the other women with false breasts still have them looking like that when they're 60, 70, and 80 years old? My gawd, if I were a grand child or great-grandchild of one of these bimbo-looking women, I'd be so ashamed and embarrassed.
I realize that by commenting, I'm just giving into what these people want (attention and nothing else) but I've got to say that this "new" real life Heidi Doll is truly pathetic in many ways. To think that she is a star (or the next Big Thing) is beyond unrealistic. There is no way she can sustain any serious acting job when her face is incapable of showing true emotion. What a sad fact that her breasts are uneven and lopsided because she went and spent all that time and money to mess them up. She was beautiful and may have had a shot at minor celebrity success but unfortunately those dreams have come and gone. It's really unfortunate that people like this in our world have a right to affect an already damaged Western Body Image. I personally admit that my body is far from perfect but I'm not about to wish that I could look like a Frankenstein-Version of myself.
OMG! Does she have any idea how ridiculous she looks? Not even Barbie was that plastic!
I think Heidi has a very low IQ. She is not self-aware and does not have the emotional intelligence to be an actress. I believe her IQ to be about 90.
The woman is seriously disturbed.
Looks like she has 2 double chins...
She claims to be very religious, right?Wonder what her God would think of the vanity of plastic surgery.
Bobsled to hell...
wtf !!!! what is wrong with this girl .. damn .. how does she carry those things ? and her face .. her face!!! aww poor heidi .. its all falling apart.. its the beginning of a sad story .. shes gonna turn into one of those women who will soon break down and blame spencers demands !!
Her boobs look like freakin' party balloons were stuffed in there. FUGLY!!!
don't you have to know how to act first?
faaaa-----reeeeeekkkkkk
it's not like i care...really...but what is she going to do now?!the show is over and she cannot act...What's next Heidi?