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Heidi Montag: Poet
Posted on Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:10 PM PDT
William Shakespeare, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Pablo Neruda, those poets have nothing on Heidi Montag!
Montag posted a "poem" on her Celebrity MySpace, proclaiming undying love and devotion to husband Spencer (and of course, Jesus.)
Take a look at just a few of the rhymes she somehow strung together:
Spencer my love my heart my King
You are my world and my everything
I love you more than I could ever express
Especially when I have been such a mess
Every moment with you is beyond a blessing
2010 no more anxiety or stressing
All that matters in this universe is you
God has made us soul mates pure and true
Thank you for every detail you have done for me
You always go above and beyond and its always love I see
The moment I met you changed my world
Some would say it’s been quite the swirl
I love every second of our lives together
With each other we cant get through any weather
I thank God for the miracle of you every day
I could never live life without you and I pray
That it’s only going to get better all the time
All that matters in life is that you are mine
Gag!
See the rest of the "poem" below the cut!
It continues:
Thank you for loving and marring me
I know it has a lot to do with the higher powers to be
Know that I love you with everything I have
With you by my side it out weights all the bad
Sorry for ever not being the best wife
I am going to make it up to you my whole life
You are the most amazing, unique, special person to ever live
I thank Jesus that I was the one chosen for you to give
You positive love and light to me
Without you I would be so lost with no glee
Thank you for always taking such amazing care of me
You are the most selfless, loving, perfect, caring, miraculous soul to be
Every day I am in aw of you
All of you passions motives are always so pure and true
I feel bad for all the women in the world who don’t have you
But sorry ladies there is one and I don’t share
Iron and iron we are quite the pair
I will work on pull my strength and weight
Your so strong and incredible, there is no weakness in you traits
I'll love you for all eternity
Working everyday diligently
On making you happy and loving every second of our flawless lives
Life is so precious and the most is the honor of being you wife
It doesn’t matter where we go or what we do
All I want in life is to be with you
Whatever our blessed features hold
In it together we will laugh, love, and one day grow old
Thank you thank you for always loving me
Sometimes I know it’s not that easy
But 2010 is the start of a new life
Like I said there will be no strife
All that matters is the time we get to spend
That’s all that matters when it comes to the end
Mrs. Pratt is coming out to stay
Never will I go back to my old other ways
It’s a new beginning and era of love
We will be flying so high like the doves
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
You and God are the only things true
Love for eternity is what is to come though
XO
Heidi
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Comments
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!
Barf! She sucks, just because you can rhyme (and badly at that) doesn't mean you can write good poetry!
She obviously watches Real Housewives of OC, because this is a blatant ripoff of that Alexis moron talking about her husband, her "king" that "God told her not to let go" and blah blah blah.
If that hate filled pile crap is her idea of a King than I say OFF WITH HER HEAD!
Gag, choke damn threw up a little in my mouth there. Spencer is KING...King of the troll people maybe. Sorry insulted them (trolls that is) they would have his head and hers too. I wonder if there is a brain in either one of their heads. Another Medical Mystery. Ok no GO AWAY with all due respect
12:40 : typical : I cant stand them
That is beyond horrible...you can't even call it poetry.
Uhm has anybody noticed the line 'Thank you for loving and marring me'? Doesn't she mean marrying? Oh lordy I hope.
It's too long and going around circles.
What about the line they "can't" get through any weather...shouldn't you be able to get through all types of weather.?? She is just a silly girl.
die bitch
Spencer has mental problems.
She is really beautiful inside and outside. I hope they will live happy for very long time.
She needs to rap this crap with Kayne West and Amber dancing.. That would be bold and violent..
YEAH rap it but IT WOULD 'ALL' BE ABOUT KANYE 'ALL CAPS' WEST..