Posted on Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:00 AM PDT
Uh, please pass the barf bag...
Heidi Montag's album, Superficial drops today, and not only do we have the pleasure of listening to her
screech belt out some new tunes, but we also get to hear some of her intellectually stimulating lyrics. A sample?
In "I'll Do It," Heidi sings, "I brought some treats / I know that you gon love em / Come eat my panties off of me / Do whatever you feel comes naturally."
I'm all for being proud of your sexuality, but with lyrics like that, Heidi is getting so pornolicious, it's becoming a turnoff. Maybe Spencer is responsible for this? After all, this is the girl who wouldn't even show off her goodies in Playboy! What was that about?!
And we're counting down the months until there is a Heidi Montag sex tape...
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