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Weight Watchers!
Posted on Mon Jan 26, 2009 05:05 PM PDT

Soo, after seeing that shot of Jessica Simpson looking like she'd sampled ten one too many chili dogs at the Chili Cook Off in Pembroke Pines, Florida, we took a look back and tried to remember what the singer used to look like - you know, back when she was still hot.
We're not saying Jessica is fat, but her weight has definitely fluctuated a lot over the years - sometimes she looks taught and toned, and other times she looks well, like she could use a pair of Spanx. But fear not Jessica: you have our support, and you've now joined the ranks of the Lindsays and the Mischas and all the other girls out there who never seem to stay the same size.


But the question is, will Jessica slim back down or will the weight on the scale rise as fast as her career is plummeting? Not to be a b*tch, but she DID just perform at a Chili Cook Off...
Hey, even Hilary is in this club too!

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Comments
oh get over it!
What is Jessica famous for anyway? WTF? If it was when she was with Nick they shoulda stayed together. They are zero on their own. Jessica is so desparate to marry Romo as he has some money and her Dad won't have to pimp her out anymore.
Fuuucking classy.
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For a pig.
What the Hell. Isnt it obvious. They are all pregnant
Why didn't you post "before and after" pictures of your "Queen B"?? Her weight (and body size) certainly have fluctuated dramatically over the years. One minute she's merely beefy and chunky and the next she looks like an over-stuffed sausage. What gives?
Jessica Simpson resembles Shitney now...lard-ass and jiggly. Very similar pear-shaped bodies.
Ironic how this site is posting pictures of other young "celebs" who've had weight issues, but omitted their "Queen B". She's been a regular yo-yo on the scales.
Jessica could get a new gig...LANE BRYANT MODEL.
Pimp Daddy Simpson is fattening up his prize piggy so he can whore her out to Jenny Craig.
is her nose different too? Looks like she had a nose job.
LAY OFF THE CAKE FAT ASS!!!!!!!
Looks like Jess is an emotional eater. She is probably depressed that her younger sister is married and has a baby and she seems destined to be a bitter childless old maid.
I'm willing to bet that most of you people calling her out on her weight are fat yourselves. And I don't mean obese I mean fat in the eyes of this site seeing as how Jessica just has curves in this shot.
Personally, I think they all look lovely with the extra weight on them.
Messica has always been a joke, now she is plain nasty. That is not bloating, it is fat. Blohan is doing rails again, Duff is very cheesy - 70's - not looking good, Farton is done as a no talent hack. Actually all of these "actresses or entertainers" are pretty much through in the business.
@6:57..RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tony put his football into her.
Tony put his football into her.
The only thing wrong with her is those hideous jeans. She's gained a few pounds..she's happy so what. She's probably about the 4 sizes smaller then 90% of American women.You go Jess, you are still a beautiful woman...enjoy your life and your love.
The only thing wrong with her is those hideous jeans. She's gained a few pounds..she's happy so what. She's probably about the 4 sizes smaller then 90% of American women.You go Jess, you are still a beautiful woman...enjoy your life and your love.
We all know Gia is a lard ass!
Why isn't Britney on this list?
why the f*ck would she wear high-waist jeans and a double belt?
helllooo! get a mirror you f*ckin dummy.
there is only a certain % of girls who can pull them off, and they are ugly as shit anyway.
Her face looks terrible!!! Looks different....maybe surgery???? The outfit is not helping the weigh gain.
Yes, WHY isn't the "Queen B" out there with the other porkers? She's certainly had her UPS and a few downs with her weight.
porkney spears isn't up because her picture would take up too much space.
Jessica looks a little like Sally Struthers in that pic.
Hilary Muff just packed on a few pounds so her boob job wasn't so blatantly obvious.
Hee hee, silly, I didn't get a boob job I just gained a bit of weight.
Judging by all the comments above all of you must be a size zero supermodel with every hair in place and not a blemish in sight. Fair play!!!!!!
Look at Chestica Blimpson! Dressed in her finest trailer park gear with an 80's Farrah Fawcett hair don't for a frickin chili cook off! She's clearly a soul stomach sister for Bloatney! Chili cook off!!! Might as well cash it in for good and buy that double wide of her dreams now that she's a complete failure! Then the fugly hippie wanna be Mushy-just gag! Try a look newer that anything from 2 decades ago, you dumb whore! Duff? Meh, at least she usually doesn't look like a coked out street walker like Hohan does below! And Hohan? What isn't wrong with her! A coked out, emaciated toothpick with 2 plastic grapes hanging out. Silicon much? Looks like she's been waaay too busy snortin' rails off S-man's clit-peen! And the before and after cover shot of Bloatney on whatever magazine that was would fit right in here! The incredibly dumb walking Darwin Award cum slut must have dirty, crap covered fun house mirrors and lights as dim as she is when she puts on her clown hooker outfits!
Jessica thought an eatin' disorder was when u place ur order at the restaurant!
Jessica thought an eatin' disorder was when u place ur order at the restaurant! Like, I'll be eatin dis order when they bring it to me. MMM-kay?
Now how in the world does Lindsay Lohan's body get thinner while her boobs get bigger?
my gosh, they are not fat, they have normal weight now. do you really think looking like a skeleton is healthy? and lindsay should put on some weight again, she looks really scary.
sorry but,Jessica looks better with some fat on her bones... Its kinda ugly being ONLY skin and bones :S.
What is wrong with you guys :S. That doesnt mean that shes over eating, but eating normally and healthy... you should support that!?
Jessica is "famous" for failing at acting, singing and everything else she has tried. The only people who buy her shoes are drag queens. She was given so many chances to find a talent BUT SHE HAS NONE. Her only hope is to try and get pregnate by Tony Romo and trap him into marrying her. She needs to set that trap NOW or he will be leaving her in 10 more pounds. Unless he is into "big girls". Ashlee got her pocket person husband by trapping him and look how well that worked.
She seems to be paying her bills, amusing those whose who like her and singers don't have to be thin.. so leave her alone.
Why in this world are YOU so nasty when it comes to Jessica ---
You need to get a life ----
Is your weight perfect - I would bet not!
You know life to way toooo short to be so negative all the time --
put your girl britney up there.her ass is still fat to me. she hasnt lost that much weight. she will never be the size she used to be before the kids or the marriage. you guys show way too much favortism. at least jessica simpson does not go around saying crazy sh*t like "people shave their heads all the time!"...seriously..wtf.
X17, shove your comments on Jessica. Here is what she thinks of what you think.
"Do you think the guys in here are all really looking at all those skinny girls and thinking, Wow, I want to get with her? Or are they looking at the girls with the curves and thinking, Yeah, I want to get with her!" Simpson said. "Curves are better," Simpson added. "I don't get the whole rail thing. It's not good for your heart, it's not good for your mind; it's emotionally destructive, it really is."
I agree with Jessica. She looks much better and way hotter than the 2007 pic. There she looks sick. So get off Jessica's ass.
It seems to me that while Jessica Simpson, may have put on a little weight, the outfit is making her look MUCH larger than she is. The jeans are too light of a wash and pockets that large only accentuate thighs. they can make someone who is a size 2 or 4 look huge.
she looked very healthy back in 2007 though...athletic!
Mischa looks like she put on some weight, yes, but again, it's the matronly dress and clown red lip-stick that fail to flatter her--she's not fat.
Lohan--her legs are always too skinny. Her shirt looks like it's a little too tight/stretchy.. but again, I fail to see how she looks remotely fat. she's not. And to the person who asked how her boobs look like they're getting bigger.. she's always been chesty, and if you lose weight everywhere BUT your chest (yes, some people are lucky like that) then her chest will look bigger if the rest of herself is smaller.
L:astly, Duff--- I'm going to chalk this up to a bad angle, because really, that's all it seems to be. No fat there.
Furthermore, I find it dispicable that you single out these women while you in all likelihood have a few rolls, dusted with cheeto crumbs, separating you from your keyboard.
you people call a girl who has meat on her fat and making fun of her and you poeple wonder why people like Lindsay Lohan wants to stay skinny? They can't win.
i just met jessica this past thursday at the wssl meet and greet before her concert with rascal flatts at the bi-lo center... and she is by no means fat... in fact, she is tiny (i have pictures if you want to see them)... this outfit just must not flatter her well... stay off her back and give her a break... we ALL flucuate...
If I made what she does per performance, I would sing at a Chili Cook Off too!
jessica has said tony prefers her a little thicker. who cares anyway? no wonder girls who are size 2 think they're fat. probably the person running this site is obese anyway..
OOOO My living GOD she is huuuuge! she is a whale, I bet she smells cause she can't wipe..OINK OINK!!!
Jessica got fat and it was inevitable because her career has been over for quite some time now. Hilary put on some weight because her film career and singing career are over too so she is headed back to tv along with her sister to play a lawyer on cbs. Mischa has packed on some pounds now that she has moved to europe because she is irrelevant is america. According to the ny daily news lindsay has been seen making frequent bathroom trips when she visits clubs where when she comes out her nose is on occasion a little red and has some white residue around it. Maybe you can guess as to why she is so thin again according to this report. If you saw the recent photos on perez hilton of lindsay then you will see that both of her wrists look as if someone has been cutting them with a knife. It is sad to see this, but at 22 years old this girl looks as if she does not care about living anymore. It is only a matter of time before her life takes a turn for the worse. Well done dina and michael. You really raised someone who was ready for stardom. Maybe you can do a better job with ali once lindsay has ended it all. She is showing all of the signs that are a cry for help, but no one cares. Everyone will be saying i told you so and her parents will be the ones who will have to take all of the hits for allowing another child actor to meet a premature demise when they could have done so much more.
This is why so many girls are anorexic because of this dumb ass site.
yes its this site that makes them that way.
No offense to all those who are defense of JS but she looks like a fat slob. She probably weighs around 140-150 and at 5"3 that would put her in the "average" category, however, she was lucky enough to be the opening act for one of the hottest country tours so you think she could push herself away from the table and ROMO enough to get into relative shape. I've also heard that her singing is off as well. She should be counting her blessings to be with Rascal Flatts despite the fact that her album tanked. She's in the business, commands a big paycheck....she needs to stay in shape.It's part of the game.
Some of these beautiful babes are almost anorexic.
It's really interesting to read the comments of all
the fat,ugly losers who post here.
OH MY GAWD SHE IS AS BIG AS A HOUSE MOOOOOOOOO
Jessica is still in her 20's. Just exercise and diet and she'll be back in shape in no time. Just look at Britney she has abs now. Maybe Jess is an emotional eater or she just let herself go. She just needs to exercise again.
5'3 140-150 pounds puts you in teh average category?! WHAT?! hmmm... no. i think you got your numbers mixed up. Or is this some sort of american standard you are going by? 150 on a 5'3 girl is not exactly average weight...that is CHUBBY.
I THINK JESSICA LOOKS BETTER NOW..
i went to the chilli cook off..
Its not what it seems. Its not like people are standing around eatting a bunch of chilli. No.. we go there, tailgate early, drink and watch all the country stars perform! some of the BEST country starts perform there! Its the best time!
I don't get it...other than jessica simpson, just which of the pics are supposed to be before and after?? Are you kidding me? Do you have nothing better to do than measure wrist and elbow size to determine if a woman gained 2 or 3 pouds?? Trust me, the rest of us WISH we looked liked the "after" shots (if, I guess, that's what they are). As for JS, has it not occurred to any of you fools that the weight/outfit is a publicity stunt to draw attention to her tour with Rascall Flats? Did any of you know she was on tour until you read about her horrible clothes in the gossip pages? I call that one smart woman.
Chili cook offs and state fairs. Oh yeah, she's living the big time dream, if you're a redneck.
SHE LOOKS FAT..YUP....ALL OVER...EVEN HER FAT FACE, AND BIG HAIR!! FAKE HAIR AT THAT.......WHY DON'T U JUST FIX YOUR OWN HAIR JESS??? WHY DO U HAVE TO USE ALL THIS FAKE HAIR ALL THE TIME??? JUST ASKIN....I CAN'T IMAGINE TONY LIKES THIS LOOK???? JESS, U LOOKED GOOD BACK WHEN U WERE WITH NICK IN "NEWLYWEDS".....BY THE WAY....NICK STILL LOOKS GOOD....AND IM SURE HE'S GLAD HE HAS GORGEOUS VANESSA BY HIS SIDE NOW!!!!
SHE LOOKS FAT..YUP....ALL OVER...EVEN HER FAT FACE, AND BIG HAIR!! FAKE HAIR AT THAT.......WHY DON'T U JUST FIX YOUR OWN HAIR JESS??? WHY DO U HAVE TO USE ALL THIS FAKE HAIR ALL THE TIME??? JUST ASKIN....I CAN'T IMAGINE TONY LIKES THIS LOOK???? JESS, U LOOKED GOOD BACK WHEN U WERE WITH NICK IN "NEWLYWEDS".....BY THE WAY....NICK STILL LOOKS GOOD....AND IM SURE HE'S GLAD HE HAS GORGEOUS VANESSA BY HIS SIDE NOW!!!!
SHE LOOKS FAT..YUP....ALL OVER...EVEN HER FAT FACE, AND BIG HAIR!! FAKE HAIR AT THAT.......WHY DON'T U JUST FIX YOUR OWN HAIR JESS??? WHY DO U HAVE TO USE ALL THIS FAKE HAIR ALL THE TIME??? JUST ASKIN....I CAN'T IMAGINE TONY LIKES THIS LOOK???? JESS, U LOOKED GOOD BACK WHEN U WERE WITH NICK IN "NEWLYWEDS".....BY THE WAY....NICK STILL LOOKS GOOD....AND IM SURE HE'S GLAD HE HAS GORGEOUS VANESSA BY HIS SIDE NOW!!!!
i don't like jessica, but i wish everyone would stop talking shit about the fact that she performed at a chili cookoff. in some places, chili cookoffs are a BIG DEAL. the one i go to in texas every where always has really big names (and yes they are always country performers) performing at them. it's not like it's some shit that goes on the some country bumpkin's backyard, they have them at big outdoor venues and it's a big deal.
Man, rednecks sure do get defensive quickly! Chili cookoff, whoop-dee-doo! Wez a gonna grill up sum roadkill!
jessica is not fat by any means. the jeans are just unflattering for her figure and i have a feeling she probably pulled the belt as tight as she could to try and make her waist look smaller and it ended up with a very unflattering effect. either way, she's probably still smaller than 99.9% of the people that are posting comments here, including the person that actually posted the blog.
You're obviously suffering from fatassedness syndrome. Make that fat assed people and rednecks are so defensive!
Ohhh, dont be so mean!!!
Get a life, looosers.
Another fantard greatly upset!
Incredible- They are healthy women. And a woman's weight see saws. This is why our young women have such terrible eating disorders. X-17- hang your head in shame. You are contributing to an overwhelming problem in America.
uhhh clearly it helps that in all the skinny pictures they're wearing heels, that always makes your legs look better, in all the fat pictures they're wearing flats...
She's growing up and has enough money to retire, most stars put on weight as they age; there is no problem and it's all in your feeble bubblebrains.
and they wonder why 14 year olds are starving themselves. give me a break there are more important things to talk about
Let them starve if they are that stupid! Fuucking Darwin Awards for these idiots!!!
if u dun mind, im grabbbing/taking jess's pics. thanx :)
Hate this girl and love watching her doing herself in!