Hook-Ups, Break-Ups and F*ck-Ups

As long as Orlando finds someone who will make him happy. I like Penelope and Kirsten and maybe he will find someone that is not in the movie industry.

Well...I'll certainly be more than happy to take one for the team and be that normal girl Orlando so desperately needs! lol

No seriously.....

I'm thinking Orlando would rather have a boyfriend.

Orlando and Kirsten are just buds.

Kate needs to vanish.

He and Penelope aren't really anything.

Ummm...Orlando and none of the above! Let's see:

Penelope - Just weird together
Kate - bitch needs to gain some weight
Kirsten - shower much?

Bloom needs to get away from that crowd and find a *normal* girl to date. Lord knows he won't find one in Hollyweird.

orlando already has someone, and it's not one of those 3 girls

Hummm, the best cuple?
Orlando and me!!
lol

I always thought he and Kate were cute together. Keeping it low and being not that public about their relationship like most couples in Hollyweird. But since that b*tch now bangs some really ugly model from GB just weeks after ending a four-year-relationship with the hottest guy on earth I say: Good for him that she's gone!!

Penelope - Gosh, x17, get off that train already!!

Kirsten - just a friend; from all the ladies he was 'caught' getting cozy lately Kirsten wasn't mentioned.

And is it just me or does he seem quite...I dunno, depressed for hanging out with friends? I SO second JustMe's opinion - boy needs a normal girl that makes him happy again!!!

I like the way he kisses that girl on the hand at the first!! How romantic!!!

*lol* Can we hold an audition for the "normal girl in Orlando's life"-job?

Orlando is hot. It is funny how he has been linked to so many women since what happened with him and Kate. I wonder if they'll get back together like they have done in the past like a couple of times or if the split is permanent. Their relationship is like Jude and Sienna's whose relationship is off for good this time. I wonder why Orlando can't make up his mind about Kate. On and off relationships like this seems like it is not serious. Wanting to know what will happen with Orlando after POTC 3 is finished shooting and if he will try to get back with Kate.

Orlando needs to grow up and realize that a relationship with the kind of people hangs with just not going to last. He should try to think outside the box and find someone as "normal" (whatever that really is). He needs someone who can travel with him at least 90% of the time and someone that is going to be willing to live in London. He needs someone who will be a stabilizing effect on him and whose goal is not to be seen in public. Then he needs to be honest with his fans about his relationship so they can learn about her through eyes and maybe his fans will be understanding. I wish him luck!

orlando and kirsten would be the best couple ever!!!!
i love her and i love him!!!
kate is way toooo drama while penelope is just gross!
i hate her!

Linsy "Handjob" Lohan....have you seen this bitch lately??...she was on a rerun of opra this weekend and she looks like she is now 40 yrs old...and whats up w/her smoked stained teeth?...or is it a stain from other type of creamy man substance?

Orlando needs to find a good, healthy regular woman. Or even better, a man!

I am responding to Anonymous. What do you mean he has someone and it is not one of those three girls. According to Entertainment shows and the magazines he is single. The Daily ten and E news says he is single. Why do you think he has someone else? Is he seeing someone that is not in the movie industry and he is keeping it under wraps. Have you seen pictures of him with that someone else? He has been linked to a lot of women since he and Kate ended their relationship.

Regarding the post by Anonymous: If he's seeing someone privately and is managing to keep it out of the press and away from the media, then good for him! It just goes to prove that if an actor really wants to have his privacy, he can have it!

Responding to Kimberly: As far as the media outlets are concerned, he's single. However, as Viggo Mortensen was once quoted as saying "I'm single but not available," that may apply to Orlando as well. Who knows?

It might be good for him, professionally speaking, to focus on his work and his craft, and to and keep his private life OUT of the spotlight.

He and his ex-girlfriend simply didn't work. I'm not saying they didn't care about each other at one time, but I do believe whatever was between them faded out. Basically, I believe they grew apart. Penelope and Orlando? Let go of it X17. They were never a couple and never will be. They were just hanging out. Orlando and Kirsten...not sure. I don't know if they'd work as a couple. They do look good together but looking good doesn't mean crap. In fact, I think I'll agree with Carol on this.

I'm thinking Orlando's happy being single right now. And, why shouldn't he be? He appears to be hanging out with friends and having fun. Last I heard he's busy finishing up Pirates, too. It sounds to me like his schedule's pretty full. He'll settle down when the times right for him, and he finds the right gal.

Oh come now, Orlando has never been happy with any of these women. Both Kirsten and Penelope are well-known beards, and if Kate doesn't waste away into 2-D, she's got a brilliant career there as well. Admit it, the only time Orli looks really happy in pics is when he's with men.

Sure, he's got the standard "Oh, I love women" thing, but the hand-kissing and romantic pickup lines are classic misdirection. There are no reports of him going home with any of them.

His women friends are always happy to offer camera-friendly snuggle, but the man is clearly and adorably flaming. I miss my Viggo-cuddles and random man-snogging. Stupid PR.

I can't remember which club but a while ago I saw Orlando, Kirsten and some other people hanging out and he was all over some other brunette girls in front of Kirsten so I'm guessing their just friends. He'd flirt with any girl that approached, unfortunately I was too shy to approach and I think you had to go thru a clearing process with one of his friend before you got to Orlando. Arh! celebrities.

If he's seeing someone out of the movie industry and keeping it private good for him. It will be hard for him because he is so popular and the media goes crazy for him. Whichever girl he dates, will have to put up with constantly getting photograghed and having their names in the tabloids. I think it will be hard for the girl whoever he dates because if she is used to not being in the public eye then this might be hard for her because the media is always over Orlando. Maybe he is single right now. I know he is finished shooting POTC3 so I wonder what he is going to do now. I wonder what the next movie he is going to be in. I wonder now that he's done the movie if he is going to go see Kate and try to rekindle the romance because they were together for 4 years. Maybe he'll fly to New York where she will be filming The Girl In The Park. They have been on and off for awhile so will they get back together and finally get married?

This question is for Anonymous. How do you know he is seeing someone and it is not one of these girls? Who is the source and did you hear this on the internet or in magazines? As far as I know, I havn't heard that he is seeing anybody other than these three girls. All I have heard is that he loves flirting with women. Also what does that mean when a person says that they are single but not available? Does that mean they have a boyfriend or girlfriend and are just in a casual relationship, not yet serious or what?

This question is for Anonymous. How do you know he is seeing someone and it is not one of these girls? Who is the source and did you hear this on the internet or in magazines? As far as I know, I havn't heard that he is seeing anybody other than these three girls. All I have heard is that he loves flirting with women. Also what does that mean when a person says that they are single but not available? Does that mean they have a boyfriend or girlfriend and are just in a casual relationship, not yet serious or what?

Kimberly he is NOT DONE filming POTC3. Filming was extended thru Dec. Some of the cast may finish early but not that early. He is NOT seeing anyone seriously.

I agree with Smoochie...where are the Viggo/Orlando kisses and hugs?! Its been 3 years since their last pic together :(

who ever he's dating lets pray that she isn't a tootpic like pro-kate ,this man needs a real woman not some freak

he is. you'll see.

Wow.

How pathetic.

Begging anons for insider info.

No wonder fangirls are so easy to fool.

:D

Well since were believing what anons post I'd just like to say I slept with him last night and he wasn't that good.

To first anonymous poster:

Well, you sound pretty sure of yourself and your facts, so let me ask a few questions:
1) Is this female a blond or a brunette?
2) What does she do for a living?
3) How did she and Orlando meet?
4) How long have they been going out and dating, since the paps haven't caught them yet?
5) Ted, that gossip columnist guy (E!Online) mentioned something a while back, right after Orlando and Kate broke up, about Orlando being smitten or entranced (I think 'entranced' was the actual term he used) with someone else, but he didn't say whether the person was male or female. He only said "athletic." That could mean anything. So, is it true? And if it IS true, Anonymous, does that person feel the same way about Orlando as he does about him/her? Ted didn't say. . .
6) How long before Orlando and this person he's already with go out publicly and get seen together?

As long as we're all speculating. . .What the heck!

Anon2 get a life immediately. Why do you silly bitches care?

To Rude Anonymous poster:

Chill out. This site is X17, remember? Why would anyone take this stuff seriously? I asked some questions. That's no reason for you to get so defensive or protective. Who cares?

Orlando wouldn't be so stupid to have friends who talk to other people who then turn around to blab on message boards about his personal life.

I was humoring the first anonymous poster. Smart actors don't blab casually to friends, who then blab on boards.

It's no skin off my back whether he gets married tomorrow or is gay. This is light entertainment - for some people, that is.

Ciao!

As far as I know Orlando is single and from what I've heard happy about it. He is just friends with Penelope and Kirsten. And, thank heavens, through with that coke addict/too thin Bosworth. Apparently, bonybutt has found herself a new man. Kate Bosworth is James Rousseau's problem now. And, I truly do hope he can help that poor mixed kid before she makes headlines being carried out of a club restroom in a body bag. So, any reconciliation is not in the stars. And, besides what the hell does it matter who he dates? As long as the woman makes him happy, AND he and she are truly compatible and are really in love, then I'll be happy for him. Hell, even if she's only Mrs. Right Now I'd be happy for him. Hey, as long as he's happy good for him.

anon2, i don't know about ted. and i'd tell you but as someone else said nobody with any real information is sharing it online, you'll find out on your own anyway.

He was pretty damn good when I slept with him, not long ago.

Smoochie,
Even though I do miss the Viggo/Orli love, do you realize all the things he does with women are just... kind things that most English men do cause they have manners? I highly doubt he's doing it on purpose to "redirect" focus. I sure as heck don't think those things make him straight, but come on. I see so many men with manners do those things (shit, gay men I know do that to good women friends of theirs just cause they're sweet – they're not trying to disprove anything) and I think it's kind of obvious that's just him... He does it to everyone.

Talk about looking into his gestures too much. :-p

I slept with him about a half hour ago and he couldn't get enough of me but then again I'm a man ;)

Well I'm his booty-call, and I'm a hermaphrodite!

Ya, what now?!!?

What's the name of the song in the start????....when lindsay arrives..

I agree with Anon2. How does Anon1 know that he is seeing someone and it is not one of those three girls. I have not heard that he is seeing someone else and it has not been mentioned on ty. Tobey Maguire and Jennifer mayer keep their relationship private but were photograghed together so if Orlando is seeing someone, then he would be eventually photograghed with her because he is famous and in the limelight and he can't hide her away forever. I am wondering what are Anon1 sources because until they say they have evidence and explain their sources I'm not believing it.

You are all being totally had.

Again Anon1, where is your information that states Orlando is seeing someone else. Come up with sources but don't expect us to believe you if you do not have any proof or evidence. Show us how you know this and we know that you don't know Orlando personally and are you messing with the people on this board. As if we are going to believe you when you don't explain further all you say is he is seeing someone else. Come up with the evidence then and don't bullshit us.

Kimberly, the first Anonymous poster is in a no-win situation. If he/she just wanted to be a loud noise in a small message board room, he or she has been called out on his or her BS.

If, on the other hand, he/she is a legitimate source of information, or knows someone who knows what's up, his or her a** is gonna be in the frying pan when Bloom and his people find out about some people shooting their mouths off on public message boards about his personal life.

The chick in question, if she even exists, might not appreciate it, either.

I'm with you. If he's got someone that he's been seeing since September, she'll surface sooner or later. It also would prove that celebs can have privacy when they really want it.

Provide us with the information about who the girl is then. Don't call us names. He is a famous actor so he won't be able to keep this girl hidden away forever.

Anon1 explain how you know about Orlando's personal life when he wants to keep it private. Are you a legitimate source of information and if so from whom and where? Do you know someone that knows what's going on? If Orlando is seeing someone pictures of them will eventually surface. Are you trying to cause trouble on this board or are you seriously legite? All the media is saying he is single and I know to not always believe that. He and Kate were eventually seen together I would think the entertainment media would know if he is seeing someone now. The paparazzi usually know this ahead of time and get pictures of the new couple. Provide us with info about this girl he's seeinbg.

Anon 2, watch out for The Man and The Smartest person alive posts. They are on the story called Orlando still on the market. They insulted me and called me an idiot and a dumbass and they don't even know me. That really annoyed me. They then said that I was not educated. Be careful what you or anyone says on that board. They are throwing insults and calling people names when they don't know the person. I just thought I should let you know if you are going to post anything there. I was shocked at what they said to me.Some people take this way too seriously. I can't believe how rude and nasty people can be. They said I was an idiot because I thought Orlando and Kate were getting back together. I read this in some magazines but that does not make me an idiot, right? My advice is to ignore what they say.

Do any of you know what movie Orlando might be in next or is he taking a break? I just looked on IMBD and it said that POTC was done shooting. I am wondering what he will be doing next.

Orlando and Kirsten are officially a couple which is great. So the debate about which girl he's with is off. He has been seeing Kirsten over a month now and they make a sweet couple. This is great. All reports are saying he's with her now so when the rep said they were just friends, they didn't want to come out and say they were a couple. They are a couple now. They have officially been spotted kissing and making out at the Chateau Marmont. More than friends I would say. Plus there was a report Orlando had been at the Marie Antoinette party but did not want to be seen. You know something's happening when he avoids getting seen. Plus he was really into Kirsten during the making of Elizabethtown. Congrats to them. Hopefully these two get married because she's really pretty and she eats and does not starve herself.

^ They're not officially a couple. Kirsten denied any relationship with him either last week or a couple days ago.

Not wanted being seen at the MA party? There are pics of him posing for the paps. And Claire is right, it's been denied. A British mag saying that they are 'officially' dating is not what I would call officially at all!! Why is it so hard for tabloids to accept that these two can be friends without anything sexual going on?

Well, it's all over the Internet and spreading like a rash, so we'll see. If true, it would prove, in a way, that Anon1 was totally wrong. That would settle that debate completely.

As for publicists and reps, sometimes they tell the truth, and sometimes they lie. If Dunst's rep lied, well, he'll have to figure out how to get out of that situation. Or, they may say nothing and Orlando and Kirsten may just hang out together publicly and let their actions speak for them.

It doesn't look too good, though if they already had a thing going on during "Elizabethtown," because Kirsten publicly denied anything between them, and Orlando denied that he cheated on Kate. It does make you kind of wonder.

So, does this mean that Paz de la Huerta, Uma and Penelope are all out of the running? Were they supposed to smokescreens for 'Doom' (Dunst & Bloom), or what? LOL!

Sources close to the pair have confirmed that he and Kirsten have been secretly dating for over a month. They are officially a cute and loving couple. Sources close to him and Kate said that they split up and that was true. So this is true. They were spotted at the Chateau Marmont showing public displays of affection so they are coming out as a couple for the first time in public. Congrats to them and all the best. Hope they eventually get married because they suit each other and they had great chemistry in the movie.

Obviously the rep was lying when they said they were just friends. This always happens when a new couple hooks up. This story is like someone else that posted all over the internet and rapidly spreading so Orlando and Kirsten being a couple is true. Remember when Orlando and Kate's breakup was spread all over the internet. It was only a matter of time before Orlando and his girl were noticed by the media. I hope they get married. I hope people respect their privacy about their relationship and they were seen at the Chateau Marmont as a couple so it's true and people will accept that they are a couple and that he and Kate are really over this time.

Kimberly,
I dont know how did you do it, but you really made me worried about somebody I dont know and will never know.
No, it's not Orlando, its you.
I dont think you are a bitch or an idiot. I dont think anything bad about you at all.
He is hot, look at his pictures, enjoy his movies. Read tabloids,come and post in board like this; shake your head, have a laugh...Stop there !

Just please dont loose your mind about who the hell he really dates,loves,fucks!

You are making me sad...

Sigh...Good luck...
:(

Kimberly,

both their reps denied it YET again. Plus if you really followed O's carreer as much as you appear you do you should know that Orlando is nobody who 'just comes out' with his GF. It took him and Kate more than half a year before they were official and now he's coming out with Kiki? I doubt it. These 'news' that spread are just copied from In Touch and that's it. I will believe this when I'll see pics of them being all over each other, not a second sooner.

Plus, the exact same 'sighting' of Orlando canoodling with someone at the CM lobby was published when he was said to be dating Penelope. Go figure. ;)

When did Orlando and Kate 'officially' become a couple? When did they both officially acknowledge their relationship and dating status? I never followed them that closely. I just knew they were a couple after they 'officially' broke up in January or February 2005. Prior to that, I was under the impression Orlando was pretty quiet about things. I must have missed something. Or maybe I wasn't paying enough attention. It figures. I'm always the last to know about the real scoop when it comes to celebs. Never fails. But I HAVE learned to question a lot of what I read.

He is with penelope now. People says they were snuggling,whispering, and holding hands, and they were making out at prince's after oscar party by groping, kissing, and touching. For someone who wants to keep their relationship private, he came out public by doing this in front of everyone and I thought she was a private person. Their relationship has been made public so their reps can admit it now and show us photos of the gorgeous couple.