For Jake, The Play's The Thing

Its Urth Cafe not the Ivy.

He is obviously doing the crossword puzzle, which is right on the other side and explains why he's carrying around a random pencil. Jesus.

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crossword puzzle you fucking idiots.

HATE TO BREAK THE NEWS, LADIES, BUT JAKE IS WHAT'S KNOWN IN THE INDUSTRY AS A "TWINK."

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A TWINK IS, TRY GOOGLING THE TERM AND THEN SELECT "IMAGES" TO FIND OUT.

You are an idiot and no authority on anything 9:03.

Neither is X17 when it is clear that Jake is at Urth Cafe and has done the crossword puzzle.

Anyway, Jake is looking yummy! Adore him.

^^^Good work Anon 10:26, you get the gold star today, you got everything right! Jake is yummy, and thank you paps for not yelling out something stupid like last time. Halleluiah!

PS: Jake is lookin' good today, that colour suits him.

the glasses look stupid and he reminds me of TOM CRUISE.

^^ Um, wtf?!? He is nothing like Tom Cruise and looks very hot to me.

Of course there are better looking men than Jake Gyllenhaal. But that planet hasn't been discovered yet.

AUTHORITY are you describing yourself by any chance, Jake looks VERY VERY good.

Twink as gay slang term describing an
attractive young or young-looking gay man with slender build and little or no body hair.

OR
Twink is a player character that is disproportionately powerful for its level, possessing potent items and high-end enchants that are generally way beyond the means of other players at that level.

Neither apply to Jake & those that label him Twink are just a bunch of jealous MOs. Jake is taller than 3/4 of hollywood and has more hair on his body than 3/4 of hollywood. The fact that he is only 27 and has proven that he is talented and has earned several awards and nominations due to this.

Stand next to some of today's stars.
Try Brad Pitt, now that's a twink up close and personal. Or Zac Efron, total twink. Tom Cruise turns into a Twink by the day. David Spade is a Twink.

Jake is 6ft tall and much bigger up close and personal.
Folks are just jealous that he is not gay and is getting good roles.

Authority is just an old ugly man who can't get laid and is jealous of anyone -- like Jake -- who can.

yuck

Nothing yuck about it, Jake is beautiful and a talented actor.

Yes, he sure is a Twink.

1:02 I dunno about that but he sure is a Twink.

X17 don't you pay attention to your own videos? He didn't smile silently, he answered the pap's question saying he's doing very good. X17 don't be lazy and do your job, listen to what he actually says before writing he was silent.

While all y'all argue about Jake, just think about it. Reese gets that anytime she wants it. And she wants it a lot.

*Yawn* at the lame twinks at 1:03 and 1:20.

So true 2:36

He obviously wanted to be 'papped', or else why would you go to eat at the Urth Cafe. That said, he looks okay, not great, has to improve before he's 'hot' again.

3:23 yeah atm he's a long long way from hot.

I don't get the hate. I like Jake a lot. He's a really good actor and very sexy. Looking really good here!

He seems happy and with a good humor!
I love him and I think he´s the most sexy man in America!
No matter if he repeat the same clothes cause he´s gorgeous anyway!

I think those paps are just regular and they stake out that restaurant. At least they aren't violent and car-chasing kind of paps.

I would like to know haou much money some people won the score the blogs daily on any negative comment of him. They blog positive comments to him to make him look good.
He has a dirty and old clothes. The become old and fat.
Their film are failure and he gives lot of less for film Hollywood industry.

Cristiane you give a LOT LESS to this world, take some valium and get over Jake and Reese.

I can't imagine Reese wanting it all of the time. First, when does she have time? She states on her recent interviews that she watches alot of TV shows at home. Another interview says that she is very active with her kids who are into sports. Ice skating, horsebacking riding, soccor, etc. So when does she have time for Jake? Besides the fact she seems so cold and rigid all of the time. Obviously she wasn't giving any to Ryan while they were married.

Oh I am sure they have PLENTY of time, are you frigid anon is that why you think Reese may be?, because she comes across as far from frigid, actually she comes across as someone who is getting lots and lots of sex.

X17 Get it right - not everyone goes to the Ivy there are other places in Los Angeles. That's Urth Caffe on Beverly Drive.

jake doesn´t need stylist clothes! he´s gorgeous anyway!

Anonymos
I will repeat Reese Witherspoon is a underground prostitute whose give lot of loss for Hollywood film industry. Jake Gyllenhaal is another one. The leathers of Hollywood will kill this industry if they continous put in their studios prostitutes, sexuals maniacs and people whose work for drug and weapons Mafia. Let the profissional actors and actresses work in peace and they must find another people to work with them too! It is time to update!

Anonymos
I will repeat Reese Witherspoon is a underground prostitute whose give lot of loss for Hollywood film industry. Jake Gyllenhaal is another one. The leathers of Hollywood will kill this industry if they continous put in their studios prostitutes, sexuals maniacs and people whose work for drug and weapons Mafia. Let the profissional actors and actresses work in peace and they must find another people to work with them too! It is time to update!

^^ Insane.