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Jake vs. Ryan
Posted on Mon Apr 2, 2007 09:18 PM PDT
Jake: "Reese, Reese, Reese ..."
Ryan: "Yeah, whadabout her?"
Jake: "I mean, she's hot, man."
Ryan: "So what are you saying, dude? Are you sleeping with her?"
Jake: "That's not what I'm saying, man."
Ryan: "That is what you're saying! Damn it, let's handle this like men ..."
Ryan: "Mano a mano, dude!"
Click through to see the exciting conclusion of "Jake vs. Ryan" ...
Ryan: "Don't you run away from me, bitch!"
Jake: "Help! Where's my bike?!"
(Disclaimer: These are archive images and are in no way intended to represent the real-life relationship between Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Phillippe today.)
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Comments
first
this can't be recent, can it? Someone should say...
second; 'cos the first one is the rotten egg!! ^-^ XP
second; 'cos the first one is the rotten egg!! ^-^ XP
second; 'cos the first one is the rotten egg!! ^-^ XP
dumb, dumb, dumb...x17 is becoming z17...zzzzzz
third the bird
ryan is soo hot!
that was awesome. seriously. that was great.
jake and Ryan make a lovely couple. Jakes looks a lot older than ryan though.
they should come out of the closet and stop using reese as a beard.
x17 - stop trying to be perez[ish] ... want pics - not a lame running commentary
Funny!
Jake isn't very good looking here he has bad Jimmy Neutron hair and he does look older.
Ryan is a hottie with a body.
ryan=HOT!
RYAN BROKE UP HIS FAMILY!!!!!
LOL
oh plz bitch
Anon 2:36, I agree. These pictures are at least a year old and they were both working out at the university (UCLA?) with the same trainer. They were friendly, not friends. NO PROOF on the Jake/Reese thing. Only hearsay, bcz I do not believe Perez.I want PROOF. And I don't think anyone will get any PROOF.
Ryan ended up being really lame. He was out partying all the time while she was home with the kids. I hope Reese IS with Jake. He'd be more than happy to play house with her and her little family.
Photos say date: 060906
so they were taken last year!
Jake loves pussy! Like, real, girl, pussy! He is a shining example for us all! Ask the cast and crew of his latest bomb! And he really, really, looves pussy! Jake for president! Which old married broad will he date next!! Can't wait!
abc
If Reese and Jake are together, luck for her! Jake´s much gorgeous than Ryan. I don´t like Ryan.
If Reese and Jake are together, luck for her! Jake´s much gorgeous than Ryan. I don´t like Ryan.
Why does Jake wear that beard it makes him look 10 years older and uglier! Such a shame he used to be cute.
ima marry jake! i can beat up reese or any other girl for that matter!!
This is not recent. These are older photos, you can still see the wedding band on Ryan's finger.
This is not recent - you can see the wedding band on Ryan's finger.
I hope Reese is happy IF she is jumping his bone!
Jakes tha best, hes better than Ryan