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Presenting The Most Desperate Red Carpet In History
Posted on Thu Apr 26, 2007 03:23 PM PDT
Now don't go getting too excited, but last night our guys managed to get some shots from the red-carpet premiere of Kickin' It Old Skool! Yes, finally you'll get your chance to gaze upon the fabulous countenances of a whole galaxy of stars, including:
Jamie Kennedy!!!!
Jason Biggs!!!!
Maria Menounos!!!!
And there are even more stars waiting after the jump - can your feeble heart stand all the excitement?
Heads up, all you Michael Rosenbaum fans - your prayers have been answered!
Bobby Lee (aka Harold & Kumar's Kenneth Park, Class of 2004)
Yep, Jason was the, ahem, "Bigg"-est star in the house!
At least Maria was lookin' fantastic!
But the whole evening was all in good fun
Well, until the fights broke out!
Okay, that last one was a lie - then we would have actually had something worthwhile to talk about!
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Comments
PARENTAL ADVISORY:
Here's EVERYTHING you need to know:
Maria Menounos: Bang-a-Licious. Inspires thoughts of 3-ORIFICE SATISFACTION.
All The Others: Losers and WANNABES
Just keepin' it real.
I want Maria Menounos to ride me like that mechanical bull
ONE MORE THING--
I would love to fuck her in the ass! Maria also appears to have the perfect shaped mouth for sucking cock! I wonder if she swallows??? Just keeping it real!
ONE MORE THING--
I would love to fuck her in the ass! Maria also appears to have the perfect shaped mouth for sucking cock! I wonder if she swallows??? Just keeping it real!
ONE MORE THING--
I would love to fuck her in the ass! Maria also appears to have the perfect shaped mouth for sucking cock! I wonder if she swallows??? Just keeping it real!
3:53: Try and do a better job of imitating me next time, POSER.
Remember, I spell keeping as keepin'
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery tho, so thanks for wanting to be like me.
Just keepin' it real
While I agree with the sentiments presented in your "poser commentary
to al: that's so wrong
That movie looks so STUPID!!
I would say something negative, but i'm ashamed to admit that Malibu's Most Wanted was some funny stuff. I hope to be pleasantly surprised when I watch this when it comes out on DVD.
Maria, I want to lick every inch of your body, then fuck the shit out of you! Afterwards, you can buy me dinner. BTW, What the fuck are you (marginally) famous for?
Maria, I want to lick every inch of your body, then fuck the shit out of you! Afterwards, you can buy me dinner. BTW, What the fuck are you (marginally) famous for?
Why you guys being so mean about them, you guys are the sad ones that went their with your cameras, at least they were going inside.
Why you guys being so mean about them, you guys are the sad ones that went there with your cameras, at least they were going inside.
OMG -- X17 -- take these ridiculous comments down. They are just shameful.