HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAMIE LYNN!

first bitches!!!!!!!!

Well, at least Aldridge isn't running. Hopefully, he keeps doing the right thing.

Yup, Let's go to Walmart!

awww such a cute couple!

i wanna see a video of this!

she is a little troll!! how the hell much of a midget is she??

walmart should have kicked the fagtogs out

Too bad that she couldn't spend her birthday with her family. Her mother should be back in Louisiana with her!

her ass is gettin awful WIDE.

Her birthday is actually April 4th.. just like me! ;) She looks good. I want to wish her the best.

What the hell is wrong with you people? You follow her into WalMart? You are truly sad and pathetic!!!

Run Casey, F'ING RUN!!!!! Take care of your kid from a safe distance! These Spears idiots are poison to all they touch! He'll soon be sleeping on that dog bed, mark these words! No matter how nice he is, he will be hated like KFed! You banged her, but now you are going to be the one getting screwed!

These two kids have no idea what they have gotten themselves into at such a young age.

TROLL ALERT TROLL ALERT MAN IS SHE SHORT

The father of the baby is really a 32 yr old disney executive. She was fuckin both during the time she got knocked up.

CHASE EM INTO WALMART??...YOU MORONS SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET CANCER... BAD!!

These two kids have no idea what they have gotten themselves into at such a young age.
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HERE LET ME TELL YOU...SEE THE PICTURE?? FAST FORWARD 40 YEARS...SHE'LL BE STILL GOING TO WALMART! THAT'S WHAT'S IN STORE FOR HER

why call x17!!! You sad fuckers still come for a peek!!!!!!

She's 17 not 12. Get over it people.
So she had sex.It's no one else's business.
And they are a cute couple.

12 year olds have sex you moron...I'm 12 and me and daddy just got done

poor jamie,no family with her for her Bday. What kind of parents leave their minor child alone to take care of a 27 year old woman. This little girl is a child , yes she made a mistake but she is still a minor.If Lynn was setting example for her girls just may be they won't turn out to be sluts but she set no limits on her kids and allow her daughter to stay with boyfriend and she leave her as soon as she pregnant. At least she is mature enough to behave when her parents are away unlike her 27 year old sis who need babysiter. Jamie will prevail in the end one more year u have to be a part of ur wack up family. her baby father is the only one she has no wonder she want to marry him and I don't blame her. She should for the sake of that innocent child.

the real father is an actor on zoey 101 show. everytime casey( not the real father) is photographed with jamie lynn he does not seems happy, gee i wonder why!?!?. by next month jamie lynn will be a new mom!!!!!!!.

yes shes 17 now. but she was probably having sex when she was 15-16. obviously got pregnant at 16. pathetic. a kid is having a kid. too weird

So sad ,They are walking example of what can happen when u make stupid decisions. No parents and family to guide her . All she has is her boyfriend. Hopefully he don't leave her like tons of teenage father because she has no one and have no knowledge from the 2 women who suppose to be her rolemodel are horrible mother. Take parenting classes Jamie and Casey or learn from ur Grandmotheror aunts.

wait until u are marry before u have sex. It is magical and really beautiful when it is done with ur spouse. These are what happen when people misuse the true purpose of sex.
Premarital sex runs the risk of conceiving illegitimate children. Numerous scientific studies show that the children of single mothers suffer psychologically and are less successful socially and academically than children from intact families. Above all, children need both their father and their mother. It is wrong to risk having children who will never have their father's love, protection and care.
Premarital sex runs the risk of conceiving illegitimate children. Numerous scientific studies show that the children of single mothers suffer psychologically and are less successful socially and academically than children from intact families. Above all, children need both their father and their mother. It is wrong to risk having children who will never have their father's love, protection and care.
Premarital sex runs the risk of conceiving illegitimate children. Numerous scientific studies show that the children of single mothers suffer psychologically and are less successful socially and academically than children from intact families. Above all, children need both their father and their mother. It is wrong to risk having children who will never have their father's love, protection and care.
Premarital sex runs the risk of conceiving illegitimate children. Numerous scientific studies show that the children of single mothers suffer psychologically and are less successful socially and academically than children from intact families. Above all, children need both their father and their mother. It is wrong to risk having children who will never have their father's love, protection and care.
1)Premarital sex runs the risk of conceiving illegitimate children. Numerous scientific studies show that the children of single mothers suffer psychologically and are less successful socially and academically than children from intact families. Above all, children need both their father and their mother. It is wrong to risk having children who will never have their father's love, protection and care.
2.If you date and you don't have sex, you can forget about that relationship when you stop dating. But if you have sex with those you date and then break up, the nature of sexual involvement creates strong, often unpleasant memories for your whole life. Every relationship you break up where you had intimate relations is like a mini-divorce. The psychological difficulties of these mini-divorces does damage to your character. Later, when you are married and go to bed with your beloved spouse, these unpleasant memories will accompany you.
3. Those who engage in premarital sex run a high risk of contracting one of the many venereal diseases rampant today, as well as losing their fertility. Not just AIDS, but other common disfiguring diseases like herpes have no cure.
4. Sex is a powerful force that can destroy if not used properly. Like atomic power, sex is the most powerful creative force given to man. When atomic power is used correctly it can create boundless energy; when it is used in the wrong way it destroys life. Sex is the same kind of powerful force. Sex is a gift from God to give us the greatest pleasure, to help in creating a deep companionship with one's spouse and for procreation of the next generation. But if you play with this powerful force outside the bounds of marriage, it destroys you and those close to you. ( The spears girl are the example of what happen when u misuse ur body and engage in premarital sex)NH

Who writes this shit ????

Why on earth would anyone marry someone they haven't had sex with?

Marriage is a serious longterm social commitent.

Marrying someone you don't know well enough to have had sex with is the height of insanity.

Sex is WAAAAAY overrated!!

There is nothing magical about waking up to find out you're not compatible with your spouse.
Or realizing too late you got married only because you were horny and premarital sex wasn't allowed.
Wise up to reality and get to know a person real well before you marry them.

Jamie may have more sense than her twit sister but she's still a mess. This entire family is comprised of slutty lunatics, except maybe the dad. I give this "marriage" 1-2 years, TOPS. The Spears sisters are over.
Jamie's having a boy.

They're not over by a long shot. People are rooting for Brit and Jamie.
Go back to the 1950s grandma or die already.

Why don't you go back to the arcade, TWEEN!!!!

8:48 is a dipshit tween who probably thinks s/he is smarter than his/her parents. Typical.

poor poor jamielynn shes not very pretty in fact shes below average.....but she thinks she cute

poor poor jamielynn shes not very pretty in fact shes below average.....but she thinks she cute
April 5, 2008 9:06 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

It is so NICE to see her acting so NORMAL.

Shame she couldn't do this when she was younger.

I feel so bad for her, it seems like she is on her own so much!

I realize BRIT needs help, but her parents should take turns being with both kids.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMIE LYNN!!!
YOU look GREAT!

It is so NICE to see her acting so NORMAL.

Shame she couldn't do this when she was younger.

I feel so bad for her, it seems like she is on her own so much!

I realize BRIT needs help, but her parents should take turns being with both kids.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMIE LYNN!!!
YOU look GREAT!

I give her credit.
She is doing fine on her own.
She is acting very mature, now.
Who knows, maybe her getting pregnant was for the best,
She seems happy, even if she is shopping at Walmart, like most Americans.

Credit for what?

For being a sex-crazed whore who in 21st century hasn't heard of contraception? And then for keeping the baby because she hopes (just like her stupid incompetent older sister) that this will help her keep the baby daddy?

This guy never once looks at her, smiles at her, holds her hand or even touches her. We've been seing their pictures for months and it's always the same. There is no closeness between these two, at least not on his side. It's quite obvious that he would rather be miles away but is under the pressure of not only the public eye - the whole country would call him a swine if we dumped her like in his heart of hearts he longs to do - but also of her mom. It's not that easy dumping a 16-year old who is on top of it famous, even if she is a stupid clinging bitch.

These two are headed for Splitsville big time. And it serves her right.

Ahhhhh- so sad - the Britard haters are going to have to play with themselves tonight to get X17 hits.

NO ONE GIVES 2 CENTS ANYMORE ABOUT THE HATERS OPINIONS.

March Hare: She doesn't know what an unbirthday is.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0043274/quotes

Britard 11:12

Obviously, what you are saying is not true. You care anough about "haters" to dedicate your whole post just to them.

Or maybe you are not intelligent enough to grasp this fact?

Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday,
one birthday ev'ry year.
But there are three
hundred and sixty four
unbirthdays.
That is why we're gathered here to cheer.
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you.
A very merry unbirthday to you,
It's great to drink to someone and
I guess that you will do.
A very merry unbirthday to you

www.uppercutmusic.com/artist_a/alice_in_wonderland_lyrics/the_unbirthday_song_lyrics.html

THEY LIKE US
THEY HATERS REALLY LIKE US.

Posted by: The Unbirthday Song Lyrics by Alice In Wonderland
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
And she drove herself to madness with a "Silver Spoon"

We better start helping JGlad and her cohorts out with their postings - or X17 is gonna go down the tubes. Anyone know the name: Tony Parker?

Very few hits today,tonight for X17.

THEY LIKE US
THE "HATERS" REALLY LIKE US!

Holy crap I haven't been to this site for a while and I think all the additional ads BLOW! My god it takes 3 times as long for it to load and it's obnoxious. Guess they're not making any money...sad

Read about something that actually matters. Art is NOT Porn and nobody should have to endure ideals of close-minded cities where religion dictates everything including art.....

There is not a better way to celebrate your seventeenth birthday than impregnated and shopping at Walmart. Is she keeping this baby or what? And if so, who told her that was a GOOD idea?

What's wrong with you people? Jamie Lynn is NOT alone and has NOT been deserted by her parents. She has plenty of family around her, grandparents, aunts and uncles, cousins like Jessica, and town folk who love her. Jamie Lynn is a well adjusted young lady with a few million bucks in the bank and a guy who loves her. Casey and Jamie Lynn have been together for nearly four years. So what's wrong with that?? Youth is not the predictor of gloom and doom.

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden, the disgusting illustrated man, with millions in the bank and ten more years on the clock are better situated for a happy life?? Or Nicole and Benji's brother?? I don't think so.

lefsaFan,

You're deluding yourself just like Jamie Lynn is deluding herself that this marriage will work or that Casey even cares for her.

Or like her slutty batty retarded older whore of a sister deludes herself that she is still relevant.

Casey wanted NONE of this. When you sleep with a 15 or 16 year old, you're obviously not after a family. It's not what you want, not even expect! He wanted some sex with a young pussy (she's not even pretty, she's just young, and she was built like a tank even before she got pregnant). Now all of a sudden, he has a child and he has responsibility. With whole world watching, he can't just dump her. But he would very much like to do so - you can see it from every pic. He can't do it now but they will split very soon after the birth, mark my words. The Maddens and their girlfriends have nothing to do with this.

Happy birthday jamie!

Britney is a miracle. I saw her profile on a millionaire and celebs dating site Richsoulmate.com. She feels lonely, doesn't she?

Britney Spears in secret talks for $100m comeback tour

Troubled pop princess Britney Spears is in secret talks over a $100m comeback world tour, it has been claimed.

The 26-year-old star is said to be desperate to get back on the road and leave her recent troubles behind her.

Sources claim that the Toxic singer has already begun training for the mega-money shows with grueling dance sessions at the Millennium Dance Complex.

Spears’ record label BMG are confident that she can restore her squeaky-clean image on the road. “Things are looking up for Britney,” said a source. “She’s finally focusing on her career again.”

But since her disastrous performance at the MTV VMAs in 2007, Britney has a lot to prove.

“There will be no more on-stage blunders,” the source tells the News of The World. “Britney’s turned a corner and the world will be amazed with her.”

Ha! HA!! $100m? Oh man is someone going to lose their ass!

Looks like this young couple is doing just fine and wishing otherwise won't change anything.
Jamie is NOT a whore for having sex with her boyfriend. These are modern times not the 1800s.

Haters are so transparent and such losers.

yea she IS a whore!!! hos today are all sluts you bitches open your legs for anyone!!!!SLUTS!!

The LAST thing Britney needs to do is go on the road and leave her kids behind yet again. Those boys are going to be another Menendez Brothers.

There is nothing magical about waking up to find out you're not compatible with your spouse.
Or realizing too late you got married only because you were horny and premarital sex wasn't allowed.
Wise up to reality and get to know a person real well before you marry them.
April 5, 2008 8:41 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Charlton Heston once claimed on Jay Leno that he was a Virgin when he married his wife.
His wife of 64 years was at his side when he died yesterday.

CHILD MOLESTER SHOULD BE PUT IN JAIL!!

She did a great job of screwing up her future.

Isn't it a lttle f-ed up that the papz are allowed to follow them into the store and take their pictures? They can't even buy a dog bed without being photographed?

Hey, Jay at 1:14. Stuff your head back in your diseased asshole and take a good look around. Jamie Lynn is doing everything right. She has plenty of family and friends around her, a loving fiance, a couple million bucks in the bank, and a close, small town community that would do anything to protect her. That's a winner in my book, even if her relationship with Casey doesn't last. Either way, it's none of your fucking business.

16 YEAR OLD WHORES HAVING CHILDREN OUT OF WEDLOCK---

THEN, GLAMORIZED ON A WANNA BE CELEBRITY WEBSITE....

THIS WORLD IS FUCKED UP AND ALL 3 SPEARS GRANDCHILDREN WILL END UP WORKING AT A FUCKING CARNIVAL..

its kinda true that casey doesnt seem that caring for jamie lynn..he must be willing all this is just a nightmare becuz he surely never wanted a baby with her...come on, he 18, he wants some liberty and maybe it will seem vulgar but he also wanted a young "pussy".. all i wanna say is that its sad that she didnt wait a lil bit to have a baby older with a lil more maturity. im not sayin she wont be able to handle this but it would maybe have been better to offer a good atmosphere and stable home for her kid. he wont stay with her for long ..for sure! hes young and pretty beautiful..he cant stay home with family while theres so many "fun things" to do if u no wat i mean. BUT anyway HAPPY BIRTHDAY to jamie lynn, she deserves some props for handlin this situation..others would be scared and nervous. a baby is a GIFT, congrats to them, i cant wait to see the baby. btw stop hatin on her and her big sis britney yall r just jealous.. u know what ppl say "keep on criticizin and hatin on them ur making them even more FAMOUS"! the baby will be prettier than any hater out there. happy bday and take care of ur kid,kid.

Hey, lefsaFan at 8:26, you are a diseased asshole yourself, only that in your case, syphilis got your eyes on top of it. Otherwise you would see and recognize that this little skanky whore is doing NOTHING right.

Obviously her so called family and friends were nowhere around when she was supposed to be told not to have kids when you are a kid. And especially not to have kids just as an attempt to make your man stay. I haven't seen her millions, have you? I don't think that taping a shitty show hardly anybody watches has made her millions. But yes, maybe, in your shitty book. It's just that you obviously don't OWN a book because you're illiterate just like the whole hick inbred celebutard Spears family.

You are right, 8:36. Casey doesn't even interact with her. Her never looks at her, or smiles at her. He never even talks to her. He is always two steps in front of her, it's damn obvious from his body language that he wants to be OUTTA there.

He's not interested. How could he be? When you sleep with a 16 year old, you don't expect children, family life and a life-time commitment. Especially not in front of cameras, too. You just expect some young pussy and some fun. When he learnt that she is pregnant AND keeping it, he surely felt as if he had been hit by a 25 ton truck. And he is still in a coma. When he wakes up, he'll split.

I wonder if she'll put the baby in the dog bed? JLynn- get to an ADOPTION agency and give the baby up like you SHOULD. That baby deserves better than to be associated with the Spears. Find a pack of wolves and leave it there..anything but keeping it would be the best option.

Jamie Lynn had no future, and she knew it. Whey else would she let herself get knocked up? She thought that maybe she could do SOMETHING better than Britney. Obviously Britney lacks in the mothering category. I think the pregnancy was on purpose. Someone should take the baby away from the twat once it's born.

As an tmz convert to this site (tmz really sucks), it is refereshing to see a story where you actually wish someone well. I'm sure Casey is not used to cameras in his fact - Jamie Lynn is as a result of performing. I believe he walks in front of her to shield her from the paps - I think that is honorable. None of us has any idea what goes on in their personal life - we all base our opionions of their relationship, lifestyle, etc. from these little bits of info "reported" by the tabs or these sites. I don't even know why the paps are following them around - they are minding their own business and the paps should fall off of the face of the earth.

why did casey ask jamie lynn to marry him if he had said HIMSELF that he is still having DOUBTS that he may or may not the father of her baby?. i think casey and jamie lynn are still fighting about either he is the father or not?.

I just want to take a pair of scissors and cut off the bottom few inches of both of their jeans. Walking around on the hem of your pants looks sloppy and dirty.

dont those Spears Girls ever wash their hair they are both such nappy headed Ho's they are gross to the Max Pigs they are filthy all the time and dress like the hillbillys they are bitches and Ho's is what they are

We all love Jamie! At 16 yo she has accomplished more than most do in a lifetime. At 16 she is prenant, getting married, ruined her carrier and is buying a house she cannot afford, good for her, she is my roll model and a great role model for tweens.

Britney Spears in secret talks for $100m comeback tour

Troubled pop princess Britney Spears is in secret talks over a $100m comeback world tour, it has been claimed.

The 26-year-old star is said to be desperate to get back on the road and leave her recent troubles behind her.

Sources claim that the Toxic singer has already begun training for the mega-money shows with grueling dance sessions at the Millennium Dance Complex.

Spears’ record label BMG are confident that she can restore her squeaky-clean image on the road. “Things are looking up for Britney,” said a source. “She’s finally focusing on her career again.”

But since her disastrous performance at the MTV VMAs in 2007, Britney has a lot to prove.

“There will be no more on-stage blunders,” the source tells the News of The World. “Britney’s turned a corner and the world will be amazed with her.”

April 6, 2008 5:46 AM
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BRITNEY CANT STAND the fact that she's been replaced with miley(hanna montana)
and will do anything to get the pedestal back.

she learned the hard way that there will ALLLLLLLLLWAYS be something younger,prettier and more talented than her.

britney has been replaced!!
Posted by: Anonymous

sounds like Britney needs to watch that old hollywood classic "All About Eve" starring Bette Davis and Anne Baxter. LOL.

Pitiful how the media is glorifying a 17 year old being pregnant. Pathetic.

Oh yeah, it should be really hard for them with millions at their disposal, maids, nannies and money to go wherever and do whatever they want. What a croc of shit. I was widowed at 22 with a baby. I worked two jobs and raised a wonderful young man, met my husband and had three more children and still work to this day. They don't know what a hard time is. What a joke they are. 6:03 pm couldn't have said it ANY better

What's up with her pants? Is she planning
on growing another 4 inches in the next
few days? Looks like a tripping hazard.

Casey looks like a redneck sack of shit...just like Jamie Lynn's daddy!

Someone called her a short troll?

The bf is like 6'2...shes probably 5'4, so shes normal. Its not like shes 4'11 or something, that would suck.

Happy b day Jamie lynn!

Wal-Mart??? Typical of trailer trash....

In a humbling apology buried on its Web site, celebrity pap agency X17online.com has finally admitted that nearly a dozen stories about Eva Longoria Parker's husband were fabricated.

"In December 2007, X17online.com published over ten articles concerning Tony Parker and a woman named Alexandra Paressant. Various of the articles asserted that, after Mr. Parker was introduced to Ms. Paressant by Thierry Henry at this wedding to Eva Longoria, Mr. Parker engaged in sexual relations with Ms. Paressant. Since the publication of these articles, X17online.com and X17, Inc. have discovered that Mr. Parker has never met with, or spoken to, Ms. Paressant nor has he ever had sexual relations with her. X17online.com and X17, Inc. regret having been misled by Ms. Paressant and her representatives and apologize to Mr. Parker for any damage or inconvenience this may have caused him or his wife," the statement read.

I know she's young, but shouldn't someone tell her that babies sleep in cribs and not on pet beds?

10:29, I didn't call her a troll, I
wondered why her pants were too way too
long. If your normal size don't wear
WNBA-sized jeans.

10:14, that dude will probably make
a better husband than Federscum, though
that wouldn't take much work!