Jun 20, 2014 01:05 PM
Umm Gross. We get that couples like to spice things up -- but this is just plain weird.
For some ungodly reason Jason Biggs and his wife got hooker for the American Pie actor's birthday -- and then decided to talk about it on national TV.
Biggs' wife Jenny Mollen appeared on The View this week to promote her recently penned a memoir I Like You Just the Way I Am, in which she describes a sexual encounter between the couple and a prostitute. There's a scene we have no desire to envision!
Guest host Candace Cameron Bure, who is a conservative Christian, didn't seem to find all the hooker talk amusing and criticized the part-time hooker lover on the show the next day. Defending his wife's honor (or is it dishonor?), Biggs took to the View's couches on Thursday to explain their side of the story.
"We are very open people, we are real people. My wife is amazing," said the Orange is the New Black star. "This is not a habitual thing on our part. We don't have a group of prostitutes who come in and out of our house on a regular basis."
"I didn't have a good time in the end," he admitted. "It took three ladies over the course of three different days. Let's just say I didn't complete the mission. My wife found the whole thing to be quite hysterical even while it was happening. She was actually on the bed, watching, eating a bag of chips, laughing, so as you can imagine, I wasn't really performing to the best of my abilities. Also, said prostitute wasn't engaging with my wife the way I hoped she would and so it all kind of fell apart, and the rest is in the book."
Umm that just sounds degrading if you ask us!